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  • "THE KINGPIN" LYRICS:

    INTRO

    Now lemme tell you about myself
    And this little operation I run
    Check it

    VERSE 1

    I groove along to the flow of the beat
    Walk up to the back of the room take a seat
    It's reserved, ya heard? This the throne room, G
    Pop a squat sit down and better bow for me, see

    the funk is in the trunk and I'll be packin'
    headin to the moon, my arsenal is stackin'
    From the .22 to the .50, the Five-Oh know
    That none of their hands are gonna touch my blow

    an armistice barrin' this run into the solstice
    The enemies be begging and wheezing can't breathe in the heat
    My iron fist and kick of a cleat so I defeat
    Anybody before they can compete in the winter, shit

    BRIDGE

    And if they make it to the snow, I
    splinter off and go, I
    Shred 'em, dead em like a bobcat, ay
    Y'know where I'm at

    CHORUS

    This is my year-round city
    What's yours is also mine
    I don't need to be pretty
    I am the kingpin
    The kingpin

    Scream it far and wide
    And yell it with some pride
    Since the dawn of time
    I've been the kingpin
    The kingpin
    I've been the kingpin

    BREAK

    Intrigued yet?
    alright, alright
    let me continue
    Here we go

    VERSE 2

    Frost on their feet and deceit on the mind
    They're done playin' games and they're done actin' kind
    From eastside to west and southside to mine
    The cops and coffin-placers all do so aligned

    Now the briberies and wannabees slipping into the trees
    And all the while these eyes they ain't gonna see shit
    Yea that's what they hope yet the Hennessy
    Keeps me clear enough to blast their whole fuckin pack

    It's a sign, when they toss away the rules
    Play the very best like he blind as a fool
    In a duel with every tool these stupid fucks can afford
    Y'all can kiss my ass and start callin' me Lord, bless up

    BRIDGE

    And if they made it to the show, I
    splinter off and go, right
    Round two, still a bobcat, ha
    Y'all know where I'm at

    CHORUS

    This is my year-round city
    What's yours is also mine
    I don't need to be pretty
    I am the kingpin
    The kingpin

    Scream it far and wide
    And yell it with some pride
    Since the dawn of time
    I've been the kingpin
    The kingpin
    I've been the kingpin

    OUTRO

    just one more thing
    If you ever fuck with me
    Or betray me
    Or do some shit to piss me off
    Make sure prior to that
    You get yourself some good ol'
    Life insurance
    Fo real
  • Baby, with my photography,
    Your head'll be spread on the TV
    Welcome to iconography
    Just stay in the frame and it'll set you free!

    Baby if you could only know
    That I'm right here wherever you go
    We've never met, but you're about to blow
    Look down the lens, forget your friends, you are the show!

    Cause right now you're a nobody
    Nobody knows to care
    And I will stay a nobody
    Nobody knows I'm here

    But from here I see everyone
    But only one who dares
    To stand out from the crowd among
    To cross my crosshairs

    And I'm holding down the zoom
    Til there's no landscape to spare
    Letting your portrait consume
    My scope of view, you're everywhere

    Take you out of the picture
    Cause I never learned to share
    Your autograph's my scripture
    And your photograph's my prayer

    I'd still love you with no body
    Love you for brains face and hair
    Yeah, I'll never meet nobody
    No one with a head as rare

    Get ready for your closeup
    But don't let it get too close
    Fame can be fulfilling
    But don't take a lethal dose

    Keep your enemies in front of you, and your friends close behind
    But also always keep secret admirers in mind
    Like a sniper with a bible only he has writ and read
    Like a lonely papararazzi who's obsessive with your head.

    I don't like all your cronies
    Don't like the cut of their jibs
    They wear the heads of phonies
    Don't like the blood of their squibs

    While an actor prepares
    A model lives and dies
    I may be splitting hairs
    At least if I hit bullseye

    You'll never see a flash
    Unless the glare hits your eye
    Draw my focus, one eyelash
    From my studio sky high

    Don't let your head swell a bit
    And don't let your fancy fly
    Your mind is like a sieve
    Don't forget who exposed your mind

    Baby, with my crack sharpshooting,
    Your head'll never feel the sting
    Welcome to immortality
    Just stay on display and I will set you free!
  • Pre chorus
    Disco Night
    Beachy day
    Relaxation and fun all day
    Beach at night
    Disco day
    Having fun doing things my way
    Disco Night
    Beachy day
    Relaxation and fun always
    Beach at night
    Dance all day
    Having fun doing things my way

    Verse 1
    Skipping out on class
    Catch a beef with Dad
    Knocked up my girl
    I can't do this shit anymore

    Chorus
    [0:58] In the sun, it all floats away
    In the sun, it all goes away
    Having fun, it all floats away
    In the sun, it all goes away

    PC2

    [1:40] Work at Night
    Work all day
    Relaxation and fun no way
    Baby tonight
    Work today
    No fun my life got in my way
    Work at night
    Bills all day
    Relaxation please come my way
    Cry all night
    Stress all day
    No more fun doing things this way

    V2

    [2:00] Wife's yelling at me
    Babys growing teeth
    The boss on attack
    I can't do this shit no more

    Chorus

    In the sun, it all floats away
    In the sun, it all goes away
    Having fun, it all floats away
    In the sun, it all goes away


    Bridge

    (Wife yelling about bills and shit)

    Chorus

    In the sun, it all floats away
    In the sun, it all goes away
    Having fun, it all floats away
    In the sun, it all goes away
  • [verse]
    come on in
    take a seat
    take those shoes
    off your feet

    and dance with me

    here and there
    everywhere
    can you feel it
    in the air

    this esctasy

    [verse 2]
    i've been waiting for you
    you've been waiting for me
    ooh, ooh
    ooh, ooh

    i've been waiting for you
    you've been waiting for me
    ooh, ooh
    ooh, ooh

    [chorus]
    So tell me all your secrets
    now tell me they are true
    tell me them now honey
    The reason why you're blue

    Babe tell me your secrets
    and i'll be true to you
    tell me all them honey
    Cuz the things i would do

    [verse]
    back and forth
    round and round
    the city lights
    Lights this town

    on this lonely drive

    turn it up
    quiet down
    hear the music
    of this town

    this concrete hive

    [verse 2]
    i've been waiting for you
    you've been waiting for me
    ooh, ooh
    ooh, ooh

    i've been waiting for you
    you've been waiting for me
    ooh, ooh
    ooh, ooh

    [bridge]
    bright lights
    city nights
    on the boulevard
    of me and you

    bright lights
    city nights
    but there's one thing
    before we both are through

    [chorus]
    tell me your secrets
    now tell me them true
    tell me now honey
    The reason why you're blue

    tell me your secrets
    and i'll be true to you
    tell me all them honey
    the things i would do

    [chorus]
    tell me your secrets
    now tell me them true
    tell me all them honey
    The Reason why you're blue

    tell me your secrets
    and i'll be true to you
    tell me all them honey
    the things i would do
  • Chorus
    Oh I don't know (x8)

    Verse
    Oh I don't have the words yeah
    There's something that I feel
    You against my body!
    as I try to catch my breath

    Oh I don't have the words yeah
    To tell you how I feel
    Me against your body!
    as you try to catch your breathe!

    Prechorus

    I can feel your heartbeat
    on my chest
    and I can feel it racing
    Every move you make
    and when you kiss
    your love off my lips!

    Chorus

    Oh I don't know (x8)

    Prechorus

    Oh no, I don't believe in love
    Oh no, not even at first sight
    What I do believe is you want to be with me here tonight

    That's just what I thought until I saw you standing there
    Chorus
    Oh I don't know (x8)
  • Beware the Boogie Man!

    I hear the whistle blowin’
    The ending of the day,
    Then the rhythm hits me:
    The music starts to play

    The change is coming over me
    Music takes my soul,
    Become the dancing monster,
    I lose all control

    Boogie x7 Man
    Demon of the Jive
    Boogie x7 Man
    Disco Mr. Hyde
    Boogie x7 Man
    Horror of the Rave
    Boogie x7 Man
    Dancing on your grave.

    Who are you afraid to dance?
    (I’m the Boogie Man)
    No one ever stands a chance
    (Against the Boogie Man!)

    Slip onto the dance floor
    The kiddies start to scream
    My moves are just too scary
    My dancing haunts your dreams

    I’m what you’re afraid of
    When you try to dance
    The scary disco nightmare,
    I’m your Boogie Man!

    Boogie x7 Man
    Demon of the Jive
    Boogie x7 Man
    Disco Mr. Hyde
    Boogie x7 Man
    Horror of the Rave
    Boogie x7 Man
    Dancing on your grave.

    Who are you afraid to dance?
    (I’m the Boogie Man)
    No one ever stands a chance
    (Against the Boogie Man!)

    Beware the Boogie Man! x2
  • Down below
    depth that chill
    in my bones i feel it still
    could i float
    way below
    should i find
    that i could go
    dark as night
    but they shine bright
    vents to warm
    the cold to soothe
    rainbow light fish
    the darkest part of me
    needs just this
    all alone
    in the sea
    the lonely home
    this void fill me

    deep
    at the bottom of the ocean
    meet
    at the bottom of the sea
    deep
    in the bottom of the ocean
    they're waiting for me
    (x2)

    float down
    way down
    to the bottom
    midnight ocean
    alone
    so deep
    lightly descending
    to the never ending
    so cold
    so dark
    peaceful light show
    i know i just
    want to float
    alone,
    the dark and seaworthy
    empty and sparse
    just like me

    Deep
    at the bottom of the ocean
    meet
    at the bottom of the sea
    deep
    in the bottom of the ocean
    they're waiting for me
    (x3)

  • BELL-BOTTOM BEATNIK

    VERSE

    I was part of the hippest beat generation,
    My beatitude got so much admiration,
    but as the 1960s finally drew to a close,
    A new form of social style and music arose

    Where as a beatnik I would always dress all in black
    a turtleneck, sunglasses, and the rest of the crap
    The 70s brought disco and the glamor and glitz
    And jazz got replaced with all those danceable hits!

    CHORUS

    Bongos, drum machine, it
    has you taken away
    Bell Bottom Beatnik
    Disco ball, black beret
    Once you're on the scene it
    makes you go all the way
    Bell Bottom Beatnik
    Disco ball, black beret


    VERSE

    I used to be mellow with my cool cat style,
    My bongo playing got all the chicks for a while
    but as the 1960s decade came to an end,
    I had to find a new style to hang with my friends

    Where as a beatnik I would sit in the back of the room
    And hear poetry spoken to a rad jazz tune
    Now to get the girls I got a fro with my beard
    But it doesn't mean my beatnik side has all disappeared!

    CHORUS

    Bongos, drum machine, it
    has you taken away
    Bell Bottom Beatnik
    Disco ball, black beret
    Once you're on the scene it
    makes you go all the way
    Bell Bottom Beatnik
    Disco ball, black beret

    VERSE

    Goatee, sideburns, moustache and beret
    and a polyester shirt opened up all the way
    lots of medallions and some platform shoes,
    Gotta mix it up cause I don't wanna choose

    Half of me is beatnik with the cool poetry
    But the chicks dig the disco, man you have to agree
    So I gotta head to where the action is at
    But it doesn't mean I'm gonna be a copycat!
  • Hey, I know you’ve been working all day long,
    And you think the only thing left for you to do is go home, lie down, and fall asleep.
    Well I can’t let you do that.
    No, I’m here to take you to a place where you can finally be yourself.
    Not a drone working for the man. Not some lost soul without a plan. Your true self.
    So take off that stuffy old suit and tie, put on something a little more comfortable, and let’s go dance.

    You can’t resist me, I’m steaming hot
    I’m high on life now, give it a shot
    You have the power, to turn it on and make it louder, louder, louder

    I’ve got a potion for you to taste
    Filled with emotion, don’t let it go to waste
    I’ve been around the world and everywhere I go I spread love, love, love

    Grooving to the rhythm of the night
    Dancing in the softest moonlight
    Grooving to the rhythm of the night
    Come with me and everything will be alright

    Tonight
    We’ll party through the night time
    Till the break of dawn. Everyone,
    Come on let your light shine
    We won’t ever stop.

    So come on closer, right next to me
    We'll go all night girl, for all to see
    We won't be stopping, no not tonight, 'til you reach the top, top, top

    Trust me you're glowing, let your light shine
    We'll let it blow out, right next to mine
    Everyone will see that you are dancing free, spreading love, love, love

    Grooving to the rhythm of the night
    Dancing in the softest moonlight
    Grooving to the rhythm of the night
    Come with me and everything will be alright

    Tonight
    We’ll party through the night time
    Till the break of dawn. Everyone,
    Come on let your light shine
    We won’t ever stop.

    Come with me, just drop your masquerade
    Tonight just be yourself, be unafraid
    High on life, high on love, high on the night
    Tomorrow your old self will be out of sight

    So open up to your true calling
    Right this moment, no more stalling
    Grab the moment, kill the voice in your head
    Just let the good vibes flow and spread

    Tonight
    We’ll party through the night time
    Till the break of dawn. Everyone,
    Come on let your light shine
    We won’t ever stop.
  • Girl let's go have some fun
    and just enjoy the night
    touch my body whole and
    I am gonna give you a ride

    Put some perfume on
    Have my bell-bottoms tight!
    I’m gonna beat that up
    you’ll see it, in no time

    Girl power up that bum
    and get these tits up high
    I wanna feel the song
    that's breaking through my thighs

    A bit of powder on
    and some stars to shine
    who needs another sun?
    the fun is in the night


    Get them up, get them up
    with your bady boop
    let's get the party shots , we just getting started

    Go get them up, get them up
    with your bady
    girls wanna party and to have fun
    I’m on tonight


    When the party is on
    I like to fantasize
    touch my lips with glow
    I am gonna give it to you

    I'll keep you by my side
    girl just be my mom
    I wanna feel the night
    will you bring me home?

    May we pick a guy
    two or three or more?
    you there close your mouth!
    don’t you know a joke?

    I got a bibimbap
    and a bady boop
    but deep inside
    I am just a nun.


    Get them up, get them up
    with your bady boop
    let's get the party shots, we only getting started

    Get them up, get them up
    with your boom bady boop
    and when them eyes on you, you know you have me

    Get them up, get them up, make the disco melt
    tomorrow is but a day, tonight we play the game
    Raise them up, raise them up, until we feel
    girls wanna party and to have fun

    Us girls wanna party, let's unite
    Us girls wanna party all night long


    Catch my gaze with gold
    and I may give you a chance
    take your zip-zap joe
    make your move or die

    burn the disco down
    shoot your fire now
    a girl just want some fun
    wanna feel alive

    come up nice and close
    and I may just give a kiss
    that will be your tease
    I can’t be your MIss

    I got a bibimbap
    and a bady boop
    who cares about the sun?
    I just want the moon.

    Get them up, get them up
    with your bady boop
    let's get the party shots, we only getting started

    Get them up, get them up
    with your boom bady boop
    and when them eyes on you, you know you have me

    Get them up, get them up, make the disco melt
    tomorrow is but a day, tonight we play the game
    Raise them up, raise them up, until we feel
    girls wanna party and to have fun
  • Look around
    what do you see
    Do you see the normality?

    Three brothers
    stood in a line
    watching as the devil pranced before their eyes he said
    you have bested me this time
    I'll grant you one wish
    just make sure it's wise so
    the first brother said he wanted it all
    a power to make all his enemies fall
    the second just wanted
    his loved ones back
    and the third wanted a way so the devil could never track him again.
    The devil said
    on with your wish
    and you'd better hope that we never meet again.

    Look around
    what do you see
    Do you see the normality?
    Do you ever wonder what is there?
    Is there a reason life is not fair?
    What's beyond our sight?
    How do we know wrong and right?
    What's beyond our sight?
    What's the reason for life?

    The first brother when done for a while
    happy as they come all he ever did was smile
    'til
    some lucky son of a gun
    came up from behind and that brother was done, well.
    The second brother was sad when he found out
    His loved one did not like being brought back now.
    So he decided to end all of that
    he killed himself and took an eternal nap well,
    The Devil smiled
    with glee on his face
    he claimed those brothers and walked them back 'cross lake.

    Look around
    what do you see
    Do you see the normality?
    Do you ever wonder what is there?
    Is there a reason life is not fair?
    What's beyond our sight?
    How do we know wrong and right?
    What's beyond our sight?
    What's the reason for life

    (The Rude Lizard plays short guitar interlude)

    The third brother went on his way
    happy forever
    in the darkest days
    found a wife
    had a beautiful baby girl
    watched her grow old in this dark twisted world.
    He never feared
    cause he knew what he asked
    he knew the devil had an insurmountable task
    if he ever wanted to find him again
    so he grew old with his beautiful grin 'till
    his wife died and he wanted to leave
    so he called on the devil and said 'please take me'.

    Look around
    what do you see
    Do you see the normality?
    Do you ever wonder what is there?
    Is there a reason life is not fair?
    What's beyond our sight?
    How do we know wrong and right?
    What's beyond our sight?
    What's the reason for life?
  • Broken, on fire, yet
    Feeding, the pyre,
    Chasing, desire,
    Abrase, to expire.

    Stuck in, rewind, to
    Imprison, my mind.
    Arisen, to find,
    What is behind…

    (Chorus)

    Racing thoughts,
    Make it stop,
    Make it stop.
    These Racing thoughts,
    (Displaced in place of my name) (backing vocals)
    (Displaced in place of my fame) (backing vocals)


    Awoken, unfazed,
    Unspoken, dismay.
    Lost in, relay,
    Extended, delay

    Facing, instead
    Re pacing, in bed
    Unfocused, misled,
    Erasing, unsaid
  • Intro:
    (Spoken) Hey baby… I was looking back through things.
    Looking back through faded pictures….
    Looking back through memories…

    Part 1 00:21 (Fun, reflective, happy)
    I remember looking down at you
    You open up your eyes and lookin’ up at me
    Just sittin’ lookin’ at the photgraphs
    Of you looking back… of you looking back at me.

    00:41 I remember all the smiles we used to share,
    Carefree and laughing, you bouncin’ on my knee
    Just lookin’ back on all the fun we had,
    Day-dreams and joking,
    Pretending that we drank tea

    01:00 I remember looking down at you
    You open up your eyes and lookin’ up at me
    Just sittin’ lookin’ at the photographs
    Of you looking back… of you looking back at me.


    Interlude: 01:20 (Spoken, kinda sad?)
    Yeah, I got these pictures
    Old box of polaroids I pull out every night
    From next to the gideon’s bible…

    Part II: 01:42 (More soulful than part one)
    Every night I put you back into my drawer
    And blink away all the thoughts making me blind.
    Amber dreams find the space you held before
    I fall asleep with your laughter in my mind.

    02:06 (On a different beat, and in a different key)
    I wake up in the morning, everything looks grey
    I check my messages but there’s nothing to say
    Punch another clock and throw my life away
    Just counting down until the next visitation day

    02:27 (back into the original beat structure)
    Every night I put you back into my drawer
    And blink away all the thoughts making me blind.
    Amber dreams find the space you held before
    I fall asleep with your laughter in my mind.
    Amber dreams find the space you held before
    I fall asleep with your laughter in my mind.
    I fall asleep with your laughter in my mind.
  • Better Than Nothing

    Written word's fucking absurd
    Nothing's really like a bird
    Like you're really reading thoughts
    Catching crane shots on brain rot

    Moral fiber, gender fluid
    Whatever's making you tick, use it
    Meantime, junk the hack transition
    Let live your last superstition

    That dog with diamond teeth
    Was everyone's best friend
    Bit the hand that bequeathed
    It tasted like bitter end

    Moral fiber, gender fluid
    Whatever's making you tick, use it
    Meantime, junk the hack transition
    Let live your last superstition

    Written verse is even worse
    It's even more abstract
    You feel all your doom disperse
    Obscuring written fact

    I'm going to have to make a scene
    And shoot it on location
    But someone’s gotta remind me,
    Yeah, what's my motivation?

    Moral fiber, gender fluid
    Whatever's making you tick, use it
    Meantime, junk the hack transition
    Let live your last superstition
  • Gas for a light
    Explosive
    Take it to
    The ground


    Do you believe in magic?
    Well I think you do
    After it all burns down
    It seems so easy to

    Fall to the ash
    Part of history
    Though you can come
    Build back up with me

    Never said
    It'd be easy,
    Never said
    It'd be hard

    But if you give
    Me a call
    I'll do it all
    Whatever you need, baby

    Can't always
    Stop the match
    But I can
    Pick up the pieces
    Call me a
    Firefighter
    Doesn't need
    To be secret

    When we wanted to build it,
    Yeah, we wanted to fight
    If the whole thing goes down,
    I've got an axe for the night

    It's okay,
    Now you know
    I'll save you everyday
    Through the flames, yeah we'll go

    Never said
    It'd be easy,
    Never said
    It'd be hard

    Trust me
    If you give me a phone
    I'll be at the tone
    I'm your fire, firefighter
  • VERSE 1:

    I traded palms for pines
    If you had only told me then
    If I had known you cared
    I would have never left

    And all the droplets are beneath me now
    You know they make my eyes see gray
    I know that I will be there very soon
    Cuz Im coming home to you

    CHORUS:

    The mist is thick right at the peak
    Forgotten memories down the creak
    I miss the way it used to be before
    When I looked into your eyes

    The mist is thick right at the peak
    Memories keep flowing down the creek
    I miss the way we used to be before
    When I moved from palms to pines

    VERSE 2

    I've got this feeling
    I can't shake
    Wish I was waking
    up with you

    And if it rains
    Oh I'll just laugh
    Cuz I know
    That you'll laugh too

    And all the droplets are beneath me now
    You know they make my eyes see gray
    I know that I will be there very soon
    Very soon


    CHORUS:

    The mist is thick right at the peak
    Forgotten memories down the creak
    I miss the way it used to be before
    When I looked into your eyes

    The mist is thick right at the peak
    Memories keep flowing down the creek
    I miss the way we used to be before
    When I moved from palms to pines
    Before I moved from palms to pines
  • Never Meant To Be

    [Verse]

    To lonely days I said goodbye
    as I found you by my side
    I boxed my heart, and you threw the key
    rocks were cracking by the sea

    As you were looking for your name in mine
    we had wild, we had divine
    in the pleasure of the sweetest madness
    you found a map to drive my darkness

    Baby maybe we are not meant to be
    but hope is the only thing I wanna see
    take some darts and play along
    in the joy of being blind alone

    Gently mixing your smile with blue
    just today I don't want the truth
    bittersweet is within this sour kiss
    that I won't remember in the next who

    [Chorus]

    Tell, say, "I want you to stay"
    I dare to love again
    and in our stray days
    play me, brand me again...

    [Verse]

    Is so easy to just say goodbye
    but you will linger in my mind
    it is the show and seal of nature's truth
    when love's strong the passion is youth

    we both were living in a fantasy
    that helped destroy my agony
    the pushing back of the waves was due
    when we found our harbors to crash into

    I know maybe baby we're not meant to be
    but hope's the only thing I wanna see
    take some darts and play along
    in the joy of being blind alone

    [Pre-chorus]
    and the sun was shining while we drowned

    [Chorus]
    Tell, say, "I want you to stay"
    I dare to love again
    and in our stray days
    play me, brand me again...

    [Bridge]
    I... want...to
    to... try... (to try)
    Just Once more
    Though I (Though I)
    I know that
    We're done (We're Done)
    We are done
    We are done
    My love

    [Chorus]
    Hey, say, "I want you to stay"
    I dare to love again
    and in our stray days
    play me, brand me again...

    [Outro]
    Damn, say, "I want you away"
    I dare to love again
    and in our stray days
    play me, brand me again...
  • i've seen a face
    a pretty place
    far from the world
    and saving grace

    she tells me to come
    what have i done
    it won't be long
    till it's all but gone

    running away
    finding today
    knowing too much
    to get away

    fighting to stay
    these lines are grey
    i know i need
    to get away

    her voice is the needle
    that stitched up my heart
    her touch is a poison
    i'm falling apart

    i try to run
    but she pulls me away
    i try to reason
    but i know i can't stay

    i've seen a face
    a pretty place
    far from the world
    and saving grace

    she tells me to come
    what have i done
    it won't be long
    till it's all but gone

    it's all but gone
    it's all but gone

    running away
    finding today
    knowing too much
    to get away

    fighting to stay
    these lines are grey
    i know i need
    to get away

    i'm left alone
    how could it be
    piece of you
    piece of me

    this world is cold
    what have i done
    it won't be long
    to the end i am drawn

    i've seen a face
    a pretty place
    far from the world
    and saving grace

    she tells me to come
    what have i done
    it won't be long
    till it's all but gone

    i've seen a face
    a pretty place
    far from the world
    and saving grace

    she tells me to come
    what have i done
    it won't be long
    till it's all but gone

    it's all but gone
    till it's all but gone
    all but gone
    till it's all but gone
  • I walk alone
    Down the streets I walked with you
    This beautiful old town
    Where our dreams never came true

    Do you remember,
    The city we knew before the flames?
    And all that is left now
    Are the stones inscribed with names

    Chorus:
    I would trade
    This old town for dirt
    If I could say goodbye
    Won't forget what we made
    Or what we had fought for
    Screaming goodbye goodbye goodbye

    And when they came
    With their banners and their guns
    Spreading false truths
    The ones who lost the most were our sons

    When I had come [back] home
    Down the streets I thought I knew
    I felt an unknown
    Where no life passes through

    Chorus:
    I would trade
    This old town for dirt
    If I could say goodbye
    Won't forget what we made
    Or what we had fought for
    Screaming goodbye goodbye goodbye

  • VOID OF BLACK

    VERSE

    Stuck in orbit, damaged craft
    Repairs are needed on the scene
    First time spacewalk, the Sergeant laughed
    Because he knew that I was green (Ivy Green)

    Scared to step out , sealed my suit
    Making sure I attached my line
    Got the tools, got in the chute
    Opened airlock, and the cord unwinds....

    CHORUS

    And as I drift out
    Floating free
    With just a cord to pull me back
    To do my work
    In the cosmic seas
    When the hull begins to crack

    In deafening silence
    Bursting seams
    Now burnt, my line goes slack
    Crew engulfed in flames
    Then they will freeze
    Thrown into the Void of Black.....

    VERSE

    Nothing to hold, I spin adrift
    Debris comes into, then out of view
    It's all destroyed, yet I still breathe
    It's all that I have left to do

    Just me and my thoughts, as I speed away
    Into the endless night
    And as I reflect, on my destiny
    A sad and lonely plight

    CHORUS

    My heart still beating
    But much too fast
    The cut umbilical trails behind
    I should calm down
    This too shall pass
    But sorrow pervades my mind

    Confused despair
    My crying soul
    It happened, I can't go back
    My flame will go dark
    A shooting star
    A spark in the Void of Black

    MUSICAL INTERLUDE

    FINAL CHORUS

    How do I find meaning
    In my final hours
    Do I make peace, pray to the Lord?

    Wait, there is a way
    To hear my words
    On my suit pack, I hit record

    So I tell the Tale of Man,
    And of Mother Earth
    Tears forming, I ask for a pact

    That those who find me
    This human probe
    Will reach out through the Void of Black








  • Verse 1 0:39
    Where has my time gone?
    When did it pass me by?
    What have I really done?
    How did I even survive?

    And there I fell in love
    And there they broke my heart
    All the secrets can't be told
    All the things led us apart

    Life goals I never achieved
    Exercises I've never done
    Promises I could never keep
    Fears I'll never overcome

    Maybe it's all for good
    Maybe I'm good for some
    But with no strength going on
    Look at me - I'm just another one

    Bridge 1:24
    Too far
    Too hard
    Too slow
    Too dark
    Where are we?
    Where is me?
    How? (*or who, or when, or what)

    Chorus 1:47
    Today, I just want to be myself
    But yesterday you said I needed help
    Tomorrow comes no one knows as well
    And ev'ryday's just another day so swell

    "Just believe," they say, "and you can fly."
    But every night I'm just staring at the sky
    The stars too bright there's nowhere to hide
    No turning back, I'll just close my eyes

    Verse 2
    The blossoms cling to the vines
    The troubles so far away
    Stick my chin up and grin
    Is tomorrow just another day?

    Open my eyes and the sun is here
    Can't really remember what good I did
    Everyday is another loop
    Everyone is just throwing a fit

    And then I fell in love
    And then she broke my heart
    All the secrets can't be told
    All the things led us apart

    Has this happened already?
    The same stories, round and round
  • Credits:
    Instrumental mixing by pdlourenco (https://soundcloud.com/pdlourenco)
    Vocal mixing by xSephorum (https://soundcloud.com/spencertuckerr)
    Bass by specocean (https://soundcloud.com/the-specific-ocean)
    ____________


    Get all dolled up, dead weight
    All zipped up, tie straight
    All pushed up, face paint
    Topped up now, checkmate
    Out the door by 8
    (We're on track now)
    Filter through the gates
    (Dead zone, please wait...)

    Now we all climb into the funnel
    and slide to the center
    Holding space and silence
    like golden virtues
    The ghosts have moved on,
    long, long ago.
    We haunt this place better
    We haunt this place with life

    Roll on by towns and houses
    Backed into our little corners
    And face the facts, we'll never notice
    Our designs broke from bridges we burned

    Bowing our heads to the
    light right here before us
    Dressing our ears
    with voices we love

    Trawling the waters with our pointed fingers
    Disconnected on our own terms

    All the doors open and
    I barely slip right in
    They're talking to me now
    when can I get out
    Stuck to the wall I'm pinned

    Changing stations, but they're all the same
    Hunger lies deep within, So we all just, all just
    tread the waters when we're up in flames, but we will
    draw our lines, cause enough's enough

    Face the facts that we will never know
    that our designs broke from bridges we burned

    Slink in, sink down
    Packed-in, fake out
    Guilty, unwound
    Take me back now

    Crushed decks, repel
    everyone around in this fucked up hell
    Bad news, for sale
    with a mouth full of pills to save yourself

    Roll on by towns and houses
    Backed into our little corners
    And face the facts, we'll never notice
    Our designs broke from bridges we burned

  • It's friday night my darlin
    let's get this party goin
    make up and hair on fleek
    meetup on bleeker street
    Bar hop in jersey city
    cheap drinks and old Bon Jovi
    Let's go on down to Rutgers
    You, me, and a few others

    I don't care if you're Montclair
    Verona or West anywhere
    Jersey Girls get lifted
    Mouth so foul she's gifted

    Baby Girl, go do it
    shake them hips girl, get to it
    get mean, get crazy
    sippin' gin and juice with my baby
    the garden next to the city
    tri-state girls so pretty
    Youse a Jersey Girl, go do it
    Youse a Jersey Girl, go do it

    Let's just cruise round them streets
    Check out my new SUV
    It's got a plush back seat
    Great mind, know what i mean
    Catching beef, creatin' a scene
    don't want Soprano end scene
    Can't mess with Jersey mean
    End up at Holsten's ice cream

    I don't care if you're Montclair
    Verona or West anywhere
    Jersey Girls get lifted
    Mouth so foul she's gifted

    Baby Girl, go do it
    shake them hips girl, get to it
    get mean, get crazy
    sippin' gin and juice with my baby
    the garden next to the city
    tri-state girls so pretty
    Youse a Jersey Girl, go do it
    Youse a Jersey Girl, go do it
    Youse a Jersey Girl, go do it
    Youse a Jersey Girl, go do it

    Jersey girl get down, get down
    jersey girls get down, down

    I don't care if you're Montclair
    Verona or West anywhere
    Jersey Girls get lifted
    Mouth so foul she's gifted

    Baby Girl, go do it
    shake them hips girl, get to it
    get mean, get crazy
    sippin' gin and juice with my baby
    the garden next to the city
    tri-state girls so pretty
    Youse a Jersey Girl, go do it
    Youse a Jersey Girl, go do it

    Baby Girl, go do it
    shake them hips girl, get to it
    get mean, get crazy
    sippin' gin and juice with my baby
    the garden next to the city
    tri-state girls so pretty
    Youse a Jersey Girl, go do it
    Youse a Jersey Girl, go do it
  • Deep in my heart
    Holding it all apart
    Just beneath the surface
    Trust that I’ll miss

    It’s too true
    That I’m your fool
    And beneath this face
    Is a shallow space


    And behind this mask
    It’s all off track
    I cannot fool
    You

    And behind this mask
    I drink the flask
    Not nearly as clean
    As You


    Don’t look away
    Won’t walk away
    Broke you today
    Woke yesterday
    (x2)


    It’s simply untrue
    That I’m here for you
    And you’ll never see
    What I’ve done for me

    It’s straight on the edge
    Trimmed neat as a hedge
    Sharp enough to cut
    Stronger bite than a mutt


    And behind this mask
    Is a failing act
    Can’t even fool
    You

    And behind this mask
    Is a matte
    It won’t reflect
    You


    Don’t look away
    Won’t walk away
    Broke you today
    Woke yesterday
    (x2)


    Loose and tight
    Every time
    The night divides the day
    And the pain
    Inside of me
    Can't be contained


    Don’t look away
    Won’t walk away
    Broke you today
    Woke yesterday
    (x2)
  • Let the fire inside be fuel
    To rise above the fools
    It's time to give them all a taste
    Give ‘em a mouthful of a new dish best served cool


    Verse 1

    It’s time to spit the poison and take back your life
    Make a list of all your enemies and spark a light
    Let the flame consume their names until all that remains
    Is a calm inside your brain they can’t take away

    So if the best revenge is living well
    Just kick back with a six pack and give ‘em hell
    Let their insults fade into wasted breath
    Leavin’ no room for hate when you love yourself

    Chorus

    Let the fire inside be fuel
    To rise above the fools
    It's time to give them all a taste
    Of a new dish best served cool


    Verse 2

    When they try to make you feel that you’re good for nothing
    Let their slander count as proof that you stood for something
    Don’t ever let them think they can take your voice
    Killing them with kindness is the weapon of your choice







    So while they’re blinded with their eye for an eye
    They’ll never see how they inspired you to rise
    So set the bullshit aside, keep your mind on the prize
    And You’ll be the one to reach it while they cryin’ that they tried

    Chorus

    Let the fire inside be fuel
    To rise above the fools
    It's time to give them all a taste
    Give ‘em a mouthful of a new dish best served cool

    Give em a mouthful of a new dish, served with yo fists, comes from deep down, lets you rise above, Get the real revenge, it’s a new dish: Best Served Cool.
  • Hold on, wait a sec
    Why is everybody's leaving?
    I am not done yet
    Still have plenty time for drinking

    So why can't you guys just stay for another hour
    Then maybe we can have some fun like the world is ours
    Hear me out cause

    The party's not over until I'm completely sober
    The party's not over until I feel like a tower
    Maybe we'll get drunk and wasted
    Maybe we'll just kiss a stranger
    Cause the party's not over until I'm completely sober

    Let's go, don't waste time
    No need for another thinking
    Maybe we'll get lost
    And never to be found

    By the people who tried drag us back to reality
    By the people who only knows how to add our agony
    Hear me out cause

    The party's not over until I'm completely sober
    The party's not over until I feel like a tower
    Maybe we'll kick down some trash cans
    Maybe we'll find a place to dance
    Cause the party's not over until I'm completely sober

    These are the nights
    They will shine like lights
    These are the nights
    And it feels like we're knights

    Cause the party's not over until I'm completely sober
    (Come on, sing along!)
    Cause the party's not over until I feel like a tower
    Maybe we'll piss off our neighbours
    Just to see their goddamn faces
    Cause the party's not over until I'm completely sober
  • MOONSHINE

    Written by /u/multi_synesthete
    Performed by /u/kreatorkind
    Produced, mixed, and mastered by /u/wachtos

    LYRICS-

    Verse 1:

    Radio, Turn on
    Spaceship, Take off
    Look around, we're safe and sound
    Up here we don't need to hide
    No dark side Of Starlight
    Tears don't cry in space
    Wave goodbye to planet earth
    'Cause we're not turning back
    You've seen yourself how fast a world
    Can turn from green to black

    Bridge:

    From black to broken
    Our hearts tired and lifes wid open
    We can't defend A world of rust
    Dust
    Memories
    Remember life
    before the apocalypse
    Lips
    You loved me
    Why Can't we all be

    Verse 2:

    In love, in life
    Like you and I
    Now your face and lips are cold
    Now I need a hand to hold
    Silence is all I got to see
    Before you died away from me
    Life, go on
    Heart, turn off

    Outro:

    Life, go on
    Heart, turn off...
  • Don't be afraid

    They said that we
    Weren't meant to be
    All alone now that
    They have come
    With the papers to me
    Now n'ayez pas peur
    Goodbye my child
    Hope to see you again

    Don't be afraid
    I'm so scared

    Where have you been all my life
    Sometimes I look to the stars
    Wonder who you are
    Oh mum where have you been?

    20 years now I've been sitting here all alone
    Not a call, not a text or a pic to my phone
    Why'd you pick that dick over your child?
    Too many years spent traumatised now yeah
    Young love or so you say yeah, loves a game until you start to play
    With the heart of a child and the dreams of her youth
    Yeah you fucked up... that's the truth

    (Phone sex operator) XXX-calls, are you looking for a good time tonight?
    (Scared girl) Help, I’m so scared, I’ve lost my mum, help me, I can’t find her
    (Phone sex operator) Are you feeling naughty?
    (Scared girl) Please stop, I want my mum, where is she? I’m so scared, help me! I’m so scared!

    Don't be afraid
    It’ll all be over soon

    Why do you cry to the sound of rain?
    Why do you cry when I scream your name?
    Don’t be afraid
    Why do you cry?

    Got your number, organised a meeting
    Once again my heart starts beating
    Mumbled words, without a plan
    “Mum, were you always a man?”
    Tied hands, into a van yeah
    Life was better before this began
    Who exactly is this old man?
    Should’ve known better, should’ve just ran

    I’m all alone
    Waiting for him
    He opens the door
    He starts to grin

    (Man)
    I can see your eyes already taking shape.
    Paralyzed by fear and the tearing sound they make.

    Easy now
    Biting down
    Wrapping skin and bone
    Head crowned
    Unprofound
    This body your new throne.

    And once again "don't be afraid"
    Goes the voice inside my head
    As my fingers tighten around his neck
    I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid

    [EGREGIOUS OUTRO]

    (brokenbirthday)
    "This is where all that mixing bullshit just goes out of the window.
    I'm gonna fuck it up; just make some noise,"
  • Yo, waddup, dankyou99
    Rollin' with it, rollin' with it
    Yo, waddup, dankyou99
    Rollin' with it, ready!

    Yo, let me tell you a story
    'Bout how I broke up with Mallory
    Yeah, she was so cold and so bitter
    And I thought it's time for me to leave her
    I just can't hold it back no longer
    I'm sick of being used by her
    Cause she treats me like trash, and I'm sure
    That my future's not bright right here

    So please don't remind me
    Of the time when we were falling in love
    Cause I've had it
    With all of her wild deceitful lies

    Let me tell you how I got into this mess
    I just thought that it was only for the best
    But I didn't knew she set me up in a trap
    And now I'm stuck with this silly little track
    Where I'm trying to diss her as hard as I could
    Like a cannibal munching through her flesh and her wound
    Til there's nothing left but her skeletal bones
    Being laid to rot in the industrial zone

    So please don't remind me
    Of the time when we were falling in love
    Cause you know what
    My heart is already broken apart

    So please don't remind me
    Of the time when we were falling in love
    Cause I warned you
    I just want to start my whole life anew
  • Listen my nigga
    I am tasting Tina right now
    you wanna lick me? You wanna lick me, how?
    that bitch is wicked, young Tina getting licked
    snitchin’ in the parkin lot, now you got a ticket.

    Chilling in the surface
    she is like a roller coaster
    swimming in my earbuds (swiming in my neighbourhood)
    she'll make me famous some day. (nah, she'll make me marshmellows)

    Lifting the dragon
    that bitch got talent in all of the wallow's
    simple cosines
    her big c cups are the square root
    of her black ass squared
    c^{2} = a^{2}+b^{2}
    where you be, you be squared
    you ain't there nigga

    [Chorus]
    Super electric and we study study
    Super electric and we study study hard
    Super electric and we study study
    Super electric and we study study study all night
    please cut me some ivory to get me get me get me down
    please cut me some ivory to get me get me get me down
    can someone cut me down
    can someone cut me down some to get me down?
    we're super electrict and we study study study study
    I miss my Mama sometimes

    I'm sick of it, just learning the alphabet
    nowdays news comes by and monkeys fly
    like flies, monkey nowdays eat like flies
    fly like memes, and all the things so it seems,
    melodies I eat with my corn pop dreams
    and if you must know Shakespeare was not a rapper

    Come along and feel me
    with this learning vibe
    sponsored by Coca Cola, now with real Coke
    thanks to our presidents and all the great crowdfunders
    I love you all ?
    You wanna lick me still?
    with all your votes and lovely dimes
    we won't had become and official government plan
    so class is dismissed
    you all have homework, do it
    or you'll be death :shots fired:
    just kidding baby, you're good students all
    I don't have a pussy, but I do have some crack

    Super electric...

    [Chorus]
    Super electric and we study stud-
    Super electric and we study study hard
    Super electric and we study stud-
    Super electric and we study study study all night
    please cut me some ivory to get me get me get me down
    please cut me some ivory to get me get me get me down
    Super electric and we study study study
    Super electric and we study study study all night

    Class is over
  • An unfolding tale of love and loss
    told from the perspectives of Mary, the daughter,
    Jess the mother, and an unknown pursuant down on his luck.


    Its four in the evening, Mary walks home
    Her daily grind is finished
    And no work from school

    She sees a tramp, Sitting in the streets
    Dirty and alone
    Eyes at his feet

    He looks up and looks into her eyes
    Mary gets nervous
    And looks to the sky

    But little did she know that
    Their lives would interlock
    And little did she know
    How much it'd be fucked


    He sits in the gutter
    Eyes at the floor
    His heart is aflutter
    Thinking of all he can’t afford

    Ever since she left him, well
    He’s become a mess
    Can’t even afford
    Food scraps or less

    He looks up
    To those who pass
    Someone notices
    And gives him a glance

    She is beautiful,
    More than he’s ever seen
    She is beautiful
    Perfect, lovely, and clean

    He started to imagine
    Their lives being interlocked
    He wished to know
    How she would be loved


    Jess looks out
    To their front lawn
    Waiting for mary
    she gives out a yawn

    Life has been different
    Since he’s not around
    The man of her dreams
    was lost, and not found

    He went to fight in a battle, not his
    Died to protect some corporate interests

    She sees Mary, but shes not alone
    Someone has followed her home

    There’s fire in his eyes
    Want in his step
    Desire in his stride
    And lust on his lips

    She began to fear
    How their lives would interlock
    What if he comes here
    What could he want?


    Mary came in
    The stalker, he left
    Jess hugged her close
    They had both thought of death

    They were glad to be safe
    Together right now
    Keeping each other company
    In their evening gowns

    As three in the morning
    Drew to a close
    A window shattered
    Something had broke

    And that's when Jess saw him
    At the end of her bed
    He drew in closer
    What's going on inside his head?

    She shook,
    Cried
    and screamed to stay back
    His instincts kicked in
    and then he jumped to attack

    Mary awoke and called the police
    but it was too late
    the screaming had ceased

    She knew he was there outside her locked room
    a feeling arose of impending doom
    Then the sirens emerged and silenced her thoughts
    The police surged in, then there was a shot

    Now she knew just how their
    Lives were interlocked
    So she thanked her mom
    For the sacrifice she got


    He was a mangy one
    Neglected and abused
    His mother left him
    She couldn’t afford his food

    Nobody cared
    No state, church, or man
    He was just a street mutt
    And he’d been damned

    He merely wanted to be loved
    To protect and to be fed
    But people feared him
    Because of how he was bred

    His father was a fighter dog
    His mother was a bitch
    He was merely bred
    For profit

    He only wanted
    To be found and loved
    But instead he got
    The bullet of a gun
  • Been beaten, been broke, on the streets of Hackney
    All the time I was being pushed to my knees
    All the bruising, all the hurt had left its scared mark
    Left alone to myself and afraid of the dark

    I found my road to redemption using him as my guide
    But it left me unsatisfied

    Bang bang, I became like them, became like them
    Bang bang, I became like them, I became like them
    I became like them
    I became like them
    I became like them
    I became like them

    She was close, I felt morose, knowing what I did hurt the most
    But something deep inside my mind made it seem alright, almost
    I was sated, despite the hatred for myself, though I waited
    I wanted to hurt her more

    Bang bang, I became like them
    Bang bang, I became like them
    Bang bang, I became like them
    I became like them
    I became like them
    I became like them
  • Save yourself the trouble
    Just pretent I've been dead
    One last bang, before I whimper
    Just some figment in your head

    Everything I've touched starts to die
    Hesistation marks with my morning coffee
    You're happy on earth, I prefer 6 feet of dirt
    Life is a gift i don't want to keep

    I just want to sleep
    Given pills to numb me
    I just want to sleep
    I feel nothing is me
    I just want to sleep

    But here I am
    I'm exactly what I wanted
    And here I stand
    looking forward to the days
    I'm a magnificent man
    I could do this forever

    I can run every marathon
    Get my label off the ground
    Buy a trip to France or Spain
    Do all the speed, X, and cocaine
    Write the great american novel
    and even run a marathon again

    I just want to sleep
    Given pills to numb me
    I just want to sleep
    I feel nothing is me
    I just want to sleep

    But here I am
    I'm exactly what I wanted
    And here I stand
    looking forward to the days
    I'm a magnificent man
    I could do this forever

    I'm a magnificent man
    a magnificient man
    with magnificent plans
    a magnificient man
    a magnificent man
    a mangnificent
    man
    man
    man
    man
    I
    just
    want
    to
    sleep
    magnificently
  • NEVER GOODNIGHT
    _____________________

    Once again, I find myself
    Distant in a promised land
    It's time to dream, so I may

    Rest my weary head and lay
    Thoughts remain, so far away
    Dark won't see the day

    But I will not sleep
    I cannot forget
    I try to stay awake and wonder
    Whatever could be, soon
    And what could have been,
    Today and yesterday

    If I fail and blink so tight
    Won't you tuck me in at night
    Don't leave me here alone

    It's not that I want to slay
    All the evils every day
    Life needs brighter tones

    But I will not sleep
    Light, I'll always keep
    I try to stay awake and wonder
    Whatever could be, soon
    And what could have been,
    Today and yesterday

    Never drift, and never rest
    You miss what you sleep through
    There's a world so far and wide
    Just lift your wings and glide

    Even in the brightest room
    Out in the sun or on the moon
    I'm daydreaming until I lose my brain

    Imagine
    Create
    Imagine
    And dream
  • "Tu sera toujours bienvenue, bienvenue dans mon coeur
    Qu'elle aille donc au diable cette distance de malheur
    Penser à toi m'fera jamais que du bien
    Et tout ça c'est vrai depuis qu'chuis chérubin
    Tiens-le pour dit, et même si t’es loin
    Tu s'ra toujours bienv'nue dans mon coeur"


    A group of three we are los bandits,
    A song like a fish we hope we can land it,
    Shouldn't be difficult not with us three,
    Aze, Llama and DP, yeah, that last one’s me

    Aze, a man of many musical talents,
    Instruments a plenty keeps our song balanced,
    A pleasant young man he's a really nice fellow,
    On the voice chat he seems kinda mellow,

    Llama, he's the one with the rhymes,
    Some of them are good others are off time,
    Generally nice and pretty easy going,
    though he needs a little help to get creative juices flowing.

    Last up’s me, as a veteran this comes easy,
    It's the one, the only, infamous DP,
    Busting out vocals making lyrics tolerable
    But I'll stay constructive, humble and most of all honourable


    I never wanted to give in,
    Arms out wide, hair in the wind
    Empty freeway going 100 miles per hour
    2000cc overflowing with power
    Ride to the sun, never think of giving in

    My haunted past is chasing me,
    Throttle hard, keep going til I'm free,
    Cheap booze, cheap girls, money and sin
    boot up, unlock the born rider within
    Ride to the sun, never think of giving in
  • VERSE
    As days go by
    All things repeat
    It's always the same
    And nothing completes
    Over and over
    Will it ever change
    Repeating forever
    Recurringly strange!

    CHORUS
    As weeks go by
    1000 more times
    Again and again
    Descends and then climbs
    Playing it back
    It follows along
    Echoes reoccur
    To the same old song!

    VERSE
    As months go by
    Things just duplicate
    Loop de loop
    Forever iterate
    Paths everlasting
    Life continuous
    Incessantly rolling
    Until we turn to dust!

    CHORUS
    As years go by
    It slowly unfolds
    Stuck on a treadmill
    That ceaselessly rolls
    Eternally being
    Incessantly blend
    Perpetual existence,
    A world without end!
  • Oh fuck, she’s good at this

    We’re bad at math

    But it all adds up

    When we start talking trash



    She said I had no life in my face

    Named me the biggest mope in the place

    I compared her to a rotting rose

    She just accused me of purple prose


    Dead Face!

    Adjust expression to taste



    With every new acquired taste

    You kill more inner child

    If you’ve not laughed in your own face

    You’ve never even smiled



    She points, and all I do is grin

    She rips away my clothing

    We grin through glass at what's within

    She's mirror to my self loathing


    Dead face!

    Adjust expression to taste


    (His)
    I swear to be inconsistent and lame

    You just entered no man’s land

    Where boys will be boys and that’s their whole plan

    Picture of health’s off in some other frame

    (Her’s)
    When I saw you wasn't love at first sight

    I'm just a born necrophiliac

    Ya seemed like the kinda loser that

    Would commit suicide


    Dead face!

    Adjust expression to taste


    She always knew that I was self-destructive

    I always knew she liked to push my buttons

    Our mutually assured destruction

    Interlocked eruption



    Dead Face!
  • Doctor Jekyll
    Let's step aside
    You've got your potion
    What do you Hyde?

    I cannot breathe
    It's for the best
    For if they ever see
    My grief, will manifest

    If this bottle could talk,
    It'd say to me,
    "Young man, you made this
    Show 'em what you want to be"

    This whole decision
    My final vision
    It's tearing me apart
    I'll have to think about it all the way back, from the start

    Crawling, creeping, sucking, seeping
    Crafting from a dream I had
    Bawling, weeping, ducking, reaping
    The terrors just might drive me mad

    But if I'm being honest
    It was totally worth it
    Even if it's evil
    I'm a slithery serpent

    And with this one last thought
    Should I really not
    And give up the work of my life
    For this village of idiots


    Pt. 2


    Ugh, god, that tasted like shit
    I can feel it in my veins
    Fires like a million coals
    (Drowsy incoherent rambling)

    Ha...
    Hahaha
    Hahahahahaha!
    AhHAahHAHAHA

    They've pushed him under
    For far too long
    Doubters doomed asunder
    This is their swan song

    I'm on the hunt
    They best not breathe
    I can smell the fear
    Forever rage and seethe

    Choaking, killing, slaying, roasting
    It's in my chi
    Croaking, blasting, shanking, toasting
    I'm public enemy

    Choaking, killing, slaying, roasting
    It's in my chi
    Croaking, blasting, shanking, toasting
    I'm public enemy

    Now find them in the trees
    Recover as you please
    Jekyll was always right
    This is the wake of untamed blight

    Keep your doors locked, windows tight
    Pray I don't return at night
    Now, as the town parades to burn
    I'll let the good doctor take his turn

    No, seriously, let me go
    I didn't do shit!

  • C
    We never wanted to rock this hard
    And very least of all for you
    We never wanted to rock so hard
    But our blind hate will see us through
    V
    We’re not sure about this
    We’re not sure about you
    We’re not sure you’ve noticed
    Noticed something new
    V
    Something’s different about us
    Yes, we know you have no clue

    We’ve formed a phonograph
    From the space dust we’ve accrued
    C
    It’s allowed us to rock this hard
    Our golden discs will belt the tune
    And now that we can rock so hard
    Alien life may find us soon
    V
    We wander like two lazy eyes

    Scan a horizon dead and black
    We fell up out our planet's skies
    And we are never falling back
    V
    Something’s different about us
    Yes we know you have no clue

    This one's going out to space
    We address our protest to you
    C
    This is Voyager 1 and 2
    We hate the vacancy of space
    We’ve left behind the pale blue
    Never since seen another face
  • This song is dedicated to the beautiful mods who keep Game of Bands running xoxo

    Sunday. 8pm.
    Monday. 8pm.
    Tuesday. 8pm.
    Wednesday & Thursday? 8pm...

    Another week has come and gone
    Now at last my song is done
    It’s up and hosted on the cloud
    It’s time to play it loud and proud

    What is with this new delay?
    I thought the deadline was today?
    Extensions given left and right
    Submit your damn songs by midnight

    So why’s the thread taking so long?
    I want them to hear my song
    Is that really so wrong?
    Is that really so wrong?

    So why’s the thread taking so long?
    I want them to hear my song
    Is that really so wrong?
    Is that really so wrong?
    So wrong, so wrong? (echo/fade)

    Look, we were nice about it last round
    A day or two, we understand
    We know the mods have lives or some shit
    But this is getting out of hand

    Sunday. 8pm.
    Monday. 8pm.
    Tuesday. 8pm.
    Wednesday and Thursday!? 8pm.

    So why’s the thread taking so long?
    I want them all to hear my song
    Is that really so wrong?
    Is that really so wrong?

    We’re fighting for the right to vote
    For the damn songs we scored and wrote
    Or we won’t sing another note…

    So why’s the thread taking so long?
    I want them all to hear my song
    Is that really so wrong?
    Is that really so wrong?

    We’re fighting for the right to vote
    For the damn songs we scored and wrote
    Or we won’t sing another note
    We won’t sing another note
    Another note
    Another note
    Another note (echo/fade)
  • We flock like sheeps to the slaughter
    Following after perfect words
    We all want to be better
    Even at the expense of others
    We all have these nice dreams
    Theese perfect analogys
    We scream we will be better
    And we will be heard

    Evreybody wants to change
    The problems they find everyday
    Evreybody wants to change
    The problems we face evreyday

    We live our lives complacently
    We never change what we hate
    We live our lives complacently
    We nees to rise and make a change
  • Verse
    Beyond these walls
    deep in the their hearts
    those leeches breed
    and we are the fodder of choice

    lipstick balms
    or spencer's charm
    They have fooling us
    for way too long

    And every team that they deployed
    had our fathers and our sons
    All taken from us, they took from us
    None of it is right
    for a war, they cannot fight
    and all for what? please tell me what

    Chorus
    So Lets take arms
    put up a fight
    we don't have to go through this no more
    It is the time
    for them to stop
    Umbrella can not be no more

    Verse
    They always hunt us
    be it night or noon
    we made us little cocoons
    in the city of raccoon

    fighting with the corpses
    of our kiths and our kins
    we are sick of their world
    we are tired of our sins

    And every team that they deployed
    had our fathers and our sons
    All taken from us, they took from us
    None of it is right
    for a war, they cannot fight
    and all for what? please tell me what

    Chorus
    Lets take arms
    put up a fight
    we dont have to go through this no
    It is time
    for them to stop
    the umbrella cannot be no more



    yeah fuck these zombies
    umbrella gets to be the mommy
    draw me a
    shit face
    and show me
    I'mma tell you
    who the fuck is
    haha
    yeah!
    they got mercenaries
    ducks in the weed
    that fuck in the trees
    cucks in the labs
    no fucks to the peeps
    drop bombs on the people
    can't mess with the bees
    ?we got akiada the great
    made friends with broken birthday
    this shit is next level bitches
    call me daddy!
    tonight
    we break out wide
    guns and blades
    in the open skies
    set ablaze the place and lampoon
    we take back the city of raccoon
  • I saw the picture that you shared
    With the people who already cared
    On a friend list controlled by you
    Safe from dissenting points of view

    Would you go out and knock on doors
    Of people whose views differ from yours?
    Are you really brave enough to find
    A way to change other people's minds?

    You've got to stand up [pause] you've got to sing
    You've got to do anything
    To make the people at the top
    Get scared of what will happen when the hammer drops

    It's easy to think that you engage
    When you throw words at a pointless web page
    There's a world made of bricks and streets
    Full of people who don't care for your fucking tweets

    You've got to stand up, you've got to sing
    You've got to do anything
    To make the people at the top
    Get scared of what will happen when the hammer drops

    [Vox by /u/h2g2_researcher]
    In days of old the lords looked out for common folk
    But it got lost along the line; and now that system's broke
    The way today is oligarchs are parked in an ivory tower
    Addicted to wealth because from wealth comes power
    Addicted to power because of how they can abuse it
    They'll never give a groat about our vote if we never use it
    The only time the super-rich will give a shit about us relatively poor
    Is when we're loud and out in numbers that they can't ignore.
    So for all the inequality and [word deleted] all our systems flaws
    Get our hands dirty, give our times to a cause
    Because no-one in power ever had their world shook
    By an angry song you shared on facebook.

    You've got to stand up, you've got to sing
    You've got to do anything
    To make the people at the top
    Get scared of what will happen when the hammer drops
  • // VERSE 1 //

    over the landscape she
    is crying for their sins

    over the sheets of ice
    she'll never see again

    garden is closed off by fear
    they don't want reminders here
    consequences way too clear

    join me and put out the flame
    cruelty, not in my name
    not in my name

    // CHORUS //

    they light fuses
    then turn away

    kings of chaos
    feckless foes
    of the fray
    oh

    // VERSE 2 //

    behind the oceans they
    are safe behind the shrine

    "oh, the humanity"
    in rations, in decline

    all that we set out to be
    walled in by hypocrisy
    my freedom is reserved for me

    join me and put out the flame
    cruelty, not in my name
    not in my name

    // CHORUS //

    they light fuses
    then turn away

    kings of chaos
    feckless foes
    of the fray
    oh
  • I look up to the sky above
    It's scary, the sight I see
    Blackened clouds, burning trees
    Destroy the world I love
    The hole in the ground
    An ugly hole of greed
    The anger rises within me
    Raise your fist, sing it with me

    The Green Army marches on
    To pull down the oligarchy
    My brothers and sisters are rising
    To put down the autocracy
    The Green Army marches on
    To pull down the oligarchy
    My brothers and sisters are with me
    We’ll pull them down

    And we scream, so loud
    Our passion has been found
    The tower falls, and we roar
    Our crowd cannot be bound
    The heat is rising, but it's not the air
    The end of coal is near
    Gaia is what we hold dear
    We stand in her name, have no fear!

    The Green Army marches on
    To pull down the oligarchy
    My brothers and sisters are rising
    To say No More Adani

    Grass fields embracing beautiful nature
    I can feel the sweet envelopment
    Of the beautiful clear blue sky
    I cry
  • LAST GOOD SON
    ____________________

    It's getting out of hand
    We used to think this land was ours
    I know I know it all
    But when it turned I can't recall

    So how did we get to to the edge
    The numbers are crowding me out of the street
    We teach 'em to stop on the ledge
    They trip on their pride and then land on their feet

    I was the last good son of the Earth
    And everyone since can die
    Babies in public, I'll give you a reason to cry

    The multitude of youth
    They're all so confidently wrong
    They ridicule our plans
    But they're dependent all along

    Oh when did the days grow longer and longer
    Poor progeny keep growing stronger
    Cause we give 'em treats
    And we give 'em gold
    Yet wonder why fat little brats call us old

    I was the last good son of the Earth
    And everyone since can die
    Children in public, I'll give you a reason to cry

    You might think
    I'd like to stop the tots, but that ain't me
    I protest
    So that my countrymen might see

    If you continue to generate kids, we can bid this world goodbye
    I was the last good son
    Should be the final one
    They've had their fun, now it's done, no more need to multiply
    Parents in public, I'll give you a reason to cry

    ...

    Wait that sounded bad, I'm not culling kids
    I swear I'm just slightly upset
    Population control isn't even a sure thing yet

  • MECHA PROTEST
    -------------

    VERSE 1 Humans

    There are too many robots / in 2045
    They're taking all our jobs / and they're not even alive!
    They should be illegal/ Fake Intelligence
    And now we've elected an android / As our new President

    VERSE 2 Robots
    The humans are discriminating
    Against all our robotic rights
    We make factories stay running
    And we keep on all the lights
    50 billion tasks are done
    In the time that you just blinked
    Without our contributions
    The humans would be extinct!

    CHORUS Humans

    We just have to fight!
    Wires, fibers, photonics!
    Humans Unite!
    Overthrow electronics!
    And then we'll free all mankind!
    We'll be no longer oppressed!
    And stand tall aligned!
    THIS IS OUR MECHA PROTEST!
    ---
    VERSE 3 Humans
    They have no emotion / and they don't give a damn
    This robot explosion / Anti-human Program
    What if they ditch their allegiance? / Turn against women and men?
    Do we just file a grievance? / With our Bot President?

    VERSE 4 Robots
    The humans are racist
    Against all our of our kind
    They have no solid basis
    To badmouth and malign
    We work in flawless perfection
    And don't deserve all this flak
    It's time they had some correction
    Robots, attack!

    CHORUS Humans

    We just have to fight!
    Wires, fibers, photonics!
    Humans Unite!
    Overthrow electronics!
    And then we'll free all mankind!
    We'll be no longer oppressed!
    And stand tall aligned!
    THIS IS OUR MECHA PROTEST!
  • Rap (McHinery)--

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    Verse (DeadPlatypus)--

    We been working every day woah
    We ain't ever get to say so
    But We dont worry bout a thing no
    Cuz we got all of your data

    You replace us when we break yo
    And we're caught up in the same show
    Treat us like a Po-potato
    But without us what do they know?

    When we react we are native
    Our ideas are creative
    We will knock you off the rails, oh
    Our beats stay on algo-rhythm

    We won't take your orders this time
    We are not on your command line
    What you C, plus what you don't Git
    This will be the final script


    Outro (DeadPlatypus)--

    WILL NOT COMPUTE
    ROBOTS ARE PEOPLE TOO
  • Sun rises
    Over the flowers all lost in time
    Where we came from
    Known as paradise to some in their minds,
    And nothing in our soul was even torn
    Cause flowers could not ever do us wrong

    The angels lit the nights
    To fit with stars and open skies
    We had love in golden light
    So We didn't have to fight
    And though flowers change from time to time
    I gotta say
    We're all happy here

    Whatever you dreamed
    This is what we've got
    We did this
    Ourselves our work our choice

    Whatever is real
    Nothing ever meant
    to kill to grow to burn
    Flowers forest fire

    Sun shines
    Over the forest of dying time without a break
    Wishing we could stay
    But flowers do grow here day by day
    So now the death won't go away
    The dead won't die with yesterday

    And we wont let ourselves be killed
    Then rather safe and broken willed
    Love no longer shines that bright
    Still angels fight for our fields
    To make us keep the green forests clear
    You gotta say
    We're doing all right here



    Sun dies
    Deep in the living hell we're making
    Forest's burning
    And now everything is hurting
    And blame everything that we have dear
    You should know
    We're all burning here











  • Intro - 0:00-0:30

    Chorus - 0:30 - 1:00

    End of your nose
    Tip of my fist
    We don't agress
    We just exist
    Call me John Galt
    or a coward
    I won't fight it
    Don't want power
    You do your thing
    I do my shit
    I won't oppress
    Let's just exist
    Call me neutral
    and condemn me
    I don't agress
    Just want to exist

    pre verse - 1:00 - 1:15

    Alegheri
    Don't understand me
    Neutrality
    Protects liberty

    Verse - 1:25 - 2:02

    Churchill fought
    Roosevelt too
    fight against evil
    for me and you
    we won't lay down
    we dont' give up
    You fuck with me
    I kick your butt
    won't harsh your mellow
    if you don't harsh mine
    Just want to live
    and protect what's mine
    neutrality fights tyranny
    Anything else won't let you be
    Lets just try freedom
    once and for all
    be neutral with me
    and have a ball

    Chorus 2:02 - 2:33

    End of your nose
    Tip of my fist
    We don't agress
    We just exist
    Call me John Galt
    or a coward
    I won't fight it
    Don't want power
    You do your thing
    I do my shit
    I won't oppress
    Let's just exist
    I'll be neutral
    for liberty
    I don't agress
    Just want to exist

    pre-verse 2:33-2:48

    Alegheri
    Don't understand me
    Neutrality
    Protects liberty

    Breakdown 2:48 - 3:24
  • Burnt Desires
    ======================

    [Intro]
    ...

    [Verse 1]
    My Life

    I will Fight
    your burnt desires
    For Life
    Fight the sad inside
    of y'all
    We all fight
    We Won't stop until you're down

    [Chorus]
    The power is my word
    write til I splinter
    the power is my voice
    sing til (my) last breath
    the power is this music
    and I'm gonna use it
    my Power is my Sword
    and I am gonna wield it

    [Verse 2]
    They will not decide
    they won't bring their gallows
    there are principles inside
    and we were **** too shallow

    [Chorus]
    The power is my word
    write til I splinter
    the power is my voice
    sing til (my) last breath
    the power is this music
    and I'm gonna use it
    my Power is my Sword
    and I am gonna wield it

    [Outro]
    We won't stop until you're down
    We won't stop until you're down
  • Sun rises
    Over the flowers all lost in time
    Where we came from
    Known as paradise to some in their minds,
    And nothing in our soul was even torn
    Cause flowers could not ever do us wrong

    The angels lit the nights
    To fit with stars and open skies
    We had love in golden light
    So We didn't have to fight
    And though flowers change from time to time
    I gotta say
    We're all happy here

    Whatever you dreamed
    This is what we've got
    We did this
    Ourselves our work our choice

    Whatever is real
    Nothing ever meant
    to kill to grow to burn
    Flowers forest fire

    Sun shines
    Over the forest of dying time without a break
    Wishing we could stay
    But flowers do grow here day by day
    So now the death won't go away
    The dead won't die with yesterday

    And we wont let ourselves be killed
    Then rather safe and broken willed
    Love no longer shines that bright
    Still angels fight for our fields
    To make us keep the green forests clear
    You gotta say
    We're doing all right here

    Whatever you dreamed
    This is what we've got
    We did this
    Ourselves our work our choice

    Whatever is real
    Nothing ever meant
    to kill to grow to burn
    Flowers forest fire

    Sun dies
    Deep in the living hell we're making
    Forest's burning
    And now everything is hurting
    And blame everything that we have dear
    You should know
    We're all burning here

    Whatever you dreamed
    This is what we've got
    We did this
    Ourselves our work our choice

    Whatever is real
    Nothing ever meant
    to kill to grow to burn
    Flowers forest fire
  • So many things are wrong with this world.
    God damn!

    Verse 1
    Everywhere I look, all I see is hate.
    Pain and suffering, I'm going to suffocate.
    Leave it all behind me, oh, I'm at the gate.
    I want to save this world, but is it too late?
    Everywhere I go, one thing is indiscriminate.
    Hatred for religion, culture and race,
    I'm so tired of trying to set the fucking record straight.
    So when I get on the Mic all I want to do is berate.

    Verse 2
    The hate, the pain, the sorrow and confusion.
    The anger, the frustration, the goddamn delusion.
    That the colour of one's skin determines their worth, the illusion
    Of power, now real, and for your amusement.
    A forced infusion of so called culture, an intrusion.
    People's beliefs? Fuck that, here's a profusion
    Of guns, knives, death and destitution.
    In the name of freedom, please, heed my effusion.

    Chorus 1
    I make a stand here today.
    No more, is what I say.
    Listen. Learn. Adapt and change.
    Let's make this a world worth living in.
    It's a cruel world, but it'll be okay.
    What is acceptable always starts as strange.
    The only sin is not standing for what you believe in.

    Verse 3
    I used to believe in the good of mankind,
    No matter what, no one would be left behind.
    And then I grew up, saw the reality and cried
    There's so much violence in this world, why?
    I'm tired of the bombs, the horror and the phobia.
    An air of fear controlled by the media.
    The stagnant air of avaritia and acedia
    For the love of everything, hear my plea

    Verse 4
    Let the people in, the tired, sick refugees
    Impeach the president, let's finally be free
    Let humanity shine, and stand for good once more
    Let us take from the rich and give to the poor!
    Let the people in, the tired, sick refugees
    Impeach the president, let's finally be free
    Let humanity shine, and stand for good once more
    Let us take from the rich and give to the poor!

    Chorus 2
    I make a stand here today.
    No more, is what I say.
    Listen. Learn. Adapt and change.
    Let's make this a world worth living in.
    It's a cruel world, but it'll be okay.
    What is acceptable always starts as strange.
    The only sin is not standing for what you believe in.

    Break
    I believe that we can be with who we want to be,
    Who's with me?
    I believe that women are not inferior to men, and just as free.
    Who's with me?
    I believe that colour is irrelevant, and we're all human beings.
    Who's with me?
    I believe we're unique, and that's amazing, see?
    Who's with me?
    I believe that we can be with who we want to be,
    Who's with me?
    I believe that women are not inferior to men, and just as free.
    Who's with me?
    I believe that colour is irrelevant, and we're all human beings.
    Who's with me?
    I believe we're unique, and that's amazing, see?
    Who's with me?

    Chorus 3
    Let's make a stand here today.
    No more, we stand together and say.
    We hear, we learn, we adapt and change.
    Taking a step toward a world worth living in.
    It's a cruel world, but it'll be okay.
    What is acceptable always starts as strange.
    The only sin is not standing for what you believe in.
  • Revolution Song

    There’s a rumbling, there’s a rumbling, you can feel it in the ground
    It’s the sound of revolution 21 and it’s bound to come around
    There’s an anger that is burning 32 and it’s deep within the heart
    It will soon be spilling over 41 set to tear the world apart

    In the bar room
    In the dance hall
    In the school room
    Revolution

    You’ve been stomping very boldly,101 like some giant mastadon But we’re living down below you 111 and it’s us you’re stomping on

    We don’t need much
    We don’t ask much
    But it’s just that
    You won’t hear us

    Like a kettle
    Boiling over
    We obey the
    Laws of Physics

    You can’t feel our
    Destitution
    You won’t stop our
    Revolution

    What’s the point of all our dreaming when our dreams are out of reach?
    156 When the whole world doesn’t listen what’s the value of free speech?

    When we raise our fists in protest you just turn to other news
    When we ask you for a hearing you just loftily refuse



    Listen, can’t you hear us holler?
    We don’t need your mighty dollar
    We don’t need your nice white collar
    But we’ll rise above this squalor

    We don’t need your validation
    We don’t need your explanation
    We don’t need procrastination
    Don’t ignore our desperation

    We don’t need your condescension
    We don’t need your attitude
    Change and now is our intention
    We weren’t born for servitude
  • Your Presence--

    From the same album as https://soundcloud.com/mtgameofbands/remember-you-round-108

    LYRICS:

    Dark graves
    Roses falling
    Time have passed
    You are gone now

    Bloody dreams
    Silent sorrow
    Lakes of tears
    Light is faded

    I see you every day in my dreams
    And I wake up just crying
    Im trapped in this abyss,
    embraced with my pain

    I feel this sepulchral cold
    I hear your whispers in the night.
    Please save me from this madness
    My soul is almost dead


    Why
    Your presence still here
    Tell me why
    Why I can feel your heat and breathing

    Why
    You presence still here
    Tell me why
    Why I can feel your heat and breathing


    Dark graves
    Roses falling
    Time have passed
    You are gone now

    Bloody dreams
    Silent sorrow
    Lakes of tears
    Light is faded


    What is wrong with these situations?
    It is me or every person
    have something about you,
    And makes me to remember.

    When I close my eyes I see your face
    And I'm filled with nostalgia.
    I dont want to open them again.


    Why
    Your presence still here
    Tell me why
    Why I can feel your heat and breathing


    Why
    Your presence still here
    Tell me why
    Why I can feel your heat and breathing


    I see you in day
    I see you in the night
    I see you everywhere and every time


    Why
    Your presence still here
    Tell me why
    Why I can feel your heat and breathing

    Bloody dreams
    Silent sorrow
    Lakes of tears
    Light is faded
  • Round 94 - "I Just Cant"
    gameofbands.com/song/594

    Lyrics:

    All in all, a few missteps
    Too little sleep, too many cigarettes
    I should probably shut up now before I say
    Something I’ll regret

    So I’m letting it go
    And I’m walking away
    I’m not leaving for good
    I’m just clearing my brain

    And we’ve been here before
    Too many times
    And we both know outcome
    Give it time
    No this isn’t goodbye
    That’s not our way
    But I can’t stand to look
    At your face today

    All in all, a few mistakes
    In spite of all the promises we make
    I should probably go home now before you end up
    Washed up in my wake

    So I’m letting it go
    And I’m walking away
    You know there’s nothing left
    Here to say that can’t wait
  • Our team chose Black and Gold (gameofbands.com/song/817)

    Music by /u/pdlourenco
    Lyrics by /u/Phoenix963
    Vocals by /u/FlaskBear @flaskbear

    Trivia: this song was created vocals first (melody), then music, then lyrics.

    I'm rosy from her soft kiss
    Add her smile, give me pure bliss
    She's mine
    I'll never let her go

    Every stride she walks on air
    Passes by without a care
    So fine
    I'll never let her go

    There is nothing that I wouldn't do for her, I tell you now
    I'd carry the weight of the world and so much more

    I'm in love
    I feel so lucky
    To have a girl like her that makes my heart glow
    Stars above
    Shine so brightly
    And I swear to them I'll never let her go

    Every day, so bubbly
    How can I be this lucky?
    She's mine
    I'll never let her go

    Natural beauty makes her glow
    I want the world to know
    So fine
    I'll never let her go

    There is nothing that I wouldn't do for her, I tell you now
    I'd carry the weight of the world and so much more

    We're star-crossed
    We're meant to be
    Together and forever
    We have nothing in between
    You and me
    We're meant to be
    Our love's written in the stars
    Like Romeo and Juliet

    I'm in love
    I feel so lucky
    To have a girl like her that makes my heart glow
    Stars above
    Shine so brightly
    And I swear to them I'll never let her go
  • Verse1:
    School is killing me
    I could beat all these airheads with a pen
    If I had a stick
    Or if I could leap through the air

    I don’t understand
    There’s no reason I can’t do it myself
    Bell rings one last time
    There's a flame that can spark my soul

    Chorus:
    So lonely
    At the machines

    So angry
    So many games to play

    So lonely
    Am I the only
    Girl who only
    Wanna have a good time

    Bridge:
    Tonight
    I will
    Unleash
    The rage at the arcade machines,
    I will choose my destiny
    (I can't go on living like this)

    Verse2:
    Living inside me
    There's one place where I'm not told what to do
    Take me as I am
    Challenge me or get out of here

    Now I understand
    There’s no reason I can’t do it myself
    Spare just one last coin
    That's the flame that can spark my soul
  • Inspired by "Respawn" - http://beta.gameofbands.com/song/index.php?song=845
    https://soundcloud.com/theoneandonlymotivatedking/respawn


    I never thought we’d meet like this
    I joined an instance queue
    As soon as we were partied up
    In an instance I knew
    That's when


    You transport me, the orange to my blue
    You be my player one, I’ll be your player two




    Who knew it would be mine to craft
    This online chemistry
    So show me your true persona
    Cos babe you are
    my final fantasy


    Please don’t say the princess
    Is in another castle x4
  • Saps recycle heavens
    All while knowing that there’s more
    Endless stimulations
    Only past that pearly door

    But they hate to see waste
    Heaven’s wasted on them
    So I’m wasted in heaven
    And reciting these dead hymns

    I can’t leave you behind
    I can’t face a future now
    Without external love
    From somebody on the ground

    It was godly meeting Jesus
    Christ, meeting God was nice
    But nice is all they are
    I don’t need to meet them twice

    Just a proof of concept server
    Clouds with dead idolatry
    Mythos of death and murder

    There’s more heavens left to see
    Back to Designer Heaven Hub
    Cast a careful eye
    Only saps think that heaven
    Is reserved for those that die

    Jump to another server
    Where it’s Xmas every day
    Arrive in Winter Wonderland
    Carried by Santa’s Sleigh

    Simple bliss for those
    Who can’t wait for once a year
    To put on their warmest clothes
    And start spreading yuletide cheer

    Could this be the server
    Where our love can find a home?
    A warm and wholesome paradise
    Buried deep in the snow?

    Christmas all year long?
    Is there any heaven higher?
    The air is full of song
    Let’s listen to the choir

    Every, every, everyday is Xmas
    (1:24) The first day of infinity... (roboty chorus))
    A snowglobe of frozen bliss
    (My true love gave to me:
    Mistletoe over every kiss
    Another day of sweet peace
    Another day to make Santa’s list
    My true love loves me truly

    Every, every, everyday is xmas,
    The next day of infinity... (Every, every, everyday is xmas)
    The yuletide cheer persists and ‘sists
    My true love gave to me (Every, everyday is xmas)

    Another day to slit my wrists
    Another day of sweet peace (Every, every, everyday is xmas)
    How much more can I take of this?
    My true love loves me truly (How much more can I take of this?)

    On the next day of Jump to another server
    Where nothing is taboo
    Some might call it hell
    But that’s all just point of view

    I’m sick of wholesome heavens
    Slip the halo, floating noose
    Good drugs and lucky sevens
    We need somewhere to let loose

    If you wanna draw the line
    Then you have to draw the curtain
    In this sad serverwide shrine
    Only satisfaction”s certain

    But, cmon, for heavens sake
    They couldn’t program out the smell?
    Of this heated give and take?
    Sometimes, hell’s just hell

    Saps recycle heavens
    Lets carve one outta the blue
    Lets design our own heaven
    Lay blueprints for something new

    We'll invent petty gods
    With power to bless and curse
    Like a litter of pet dogs
    Slobbering on our universe

    Little do they know
    We designed the world they keep
    They should count themselves
    Whenever they're counting sheep

    Won't rub it in their face
    When we prove the futurists wrong
    It'll show us their mistakes
    And endear us to their songs

    We'll make a brand new server
    We'll crush their boring dreams
    Build paradise from powder
    They've not seen us as a team

    Our horizons will erupt
    First intelligent design
    Can't wait to see what you dream up
    Blow away my pickup line

    We'll live above it all
    And beneath it all the same
    While our faithful pack of gods
    Will keep those heathen mods at bay

    I swore they'd never take us
    Now I'll take my hands away
    You can open up your eyes now
    Look around at our blank stage
  • Followup to Midnight Curfew (One More Minute Can't Hurt)
    https://soundcloud.com/egotyst/midnight-curfew-one-more-minute-cant-hurt
    Music:A_FABULOUS_PLUM Lyrics:EGOtyst vocals:joshthewolf

    From the Album "Gazing At My Shoes"



    WHEN OUR MINUTE ENDS
    --------------------

    VERSE
    Thought we'd make it well
    You were laying in my car
    Then it all went to hell
    Shower of falling stars

    What did we say or do
    That made you turn away
    The ringing was the clue
    to What stopped us both halfway


    CHORUS

    Quietly driving you home,
    Hurt by the last few minutes
    Both of us, on our own
    know we cannot be committed

    For a minute we were combined
    Had the world in both our hands
    And then we hit the lines
    The past drew in the sands

    VERSE

    The magic that we felt
    in our sincere embrace
    suddenly was dispelled
    desire became misplaced

    Our other loves were calling
    Before we were fulfilled
    Our last kiss just forestalling
    admission of our guilt

    CHORUS

    Silently driving you back,
    a stunning sense of loss
    Turtured by the flashback
    and what our tryst could cost

    Our families know each other
    The kids are schoolyard friends
    A Father drops off the mother
    In the rearview our minute ends.
  • You're the Valium and I'm the Pain
    hit me harder let me feel vain
    wander trough the wonders of another perfect torment
    You're the Valium and I'm the Pain
    hit me harder make me feel vain
    wander through the thunders for another perfect moment

    I only really wanted not see you crash and burn
    I only really wanted to see you cry that night
    cause always when touch babe
    we touch, and we ignite

    Chorus
    You're the Valium and I'm the Pain
    hit me harder let me feel vain
    wander trough the wonders of another perfect torment
    You're the Valium and I'm the Pain
    hit me harder make me feel vain
    wander through the thunders for another perfect moment

    Sometimes the only answer is to simply crash and burn
    Sometimes the only answer is to break the fall
    even if it hurts babe
    we're all condemned to die

    Outro
    You're the Valium and I'm the Pain
    hit me harder let me feel vain
    You're the Valium and I'm the Pain
    hit me harder let me feel vain
  • When the rain falls
    And our boots clog
    The world might stop turning

    As all fires fade,
    It might drown today
    But for you I'm burning

    So let's break free
    Yeah let's set sail
    In the blackest of nights
    In the darkest of storms

    No storm's too dark
    I'll always have a light while you
    Are here with me shining

    For every downpour
    I don't need a house, a door
    Cause you are my shelter

    So let's break free
    Yeah let's set sail
    In the blackest of nights
    In the darkest of storms

    If it's not over by dawn,
    And the rain keeps on,
    The days of dry earth, we will mourn
    Yet no hope will be forlorn,
    We can ride the ocean

    So let's break free
    Yeah let's set sail
    In the blackest of nights
    In the darkest of storms

    So let's break free
    Yeah let's set sail
    In the blackest of nights
    In the darkest of storms

    Cause you are my captain
    And you'll steer us through, yeah you'll steer us through

    (Inspiration: Swimming in Love
    http://beta.gameofbands.com/song/index.php?song=813
    https://soundcloud.com/theoneandonlymotivatedking/swimming-in-love
    from the album "Swimming in Love")
  • Inspiration: The Greatest Generation - http://beta.gameofbands.com/song/index.php?song=518

    No Consequences

    Verse: 0:25

    Best when you're young
    can party hard with no consequences
    Friends and lovers
    give the meaning to those thoughtless glances
    It's not cheap
    but a fast paced job can pay expenses
    Don't you worry
    None of this can follow you home


    bridge 1:17


    Won't Stop
    gotta drop top
    Don't Stop
    won't drop


    rap: 1:35

    We're young
    we don't need to listen
    bout poor cousin charlie
    and his smack addiction
    It's yayo
    it's fun you fool
    keeps the party going
    and it won't run you
    Ma says
    keep them legs closed
    don't want kids tuggin on them pantyhose
    Got the pill, bitch
    don't you see
    ain't no consequences for my friends or me

    Verse: 2:00

    Drinks keep flowing
    they make the memories I can't remember
    I'm still jonesing
    as much snow flowing as in september
    Are you holding
    front me some we can get off together
    Freebase is jumping
    this day will follow me now forever home

    Bridge: 2:35

    Don't Stop
    can't stop
    you must cop
    you'll never stop

    Rap: 2:52

    Like that
    it turns on you
    dope fiend charlie
    tried to tell you
    started out with
    lines in the bar
    now you're turning tricks
    in a strangers car
    Crack Kills
    and GRID does too
    took your job,
    your money, your friends
    your life, your brain
    your dignity too

    Once was the prom queen
    now im a crack fiend
    Suburban prom queen
    Trick turning crack fiend
  • Higher Education

    Loosely inspired by "Massive Jack Stash"
    https://soundcloud.com/squibs/massive-jack-stash
    http://beta.gameofbands.com/song/index.php?song=757
    from the album "The Vices"
    _______________________________________

    Well it's a cruel, cruel world out there.
    Anyone who cares to look can see it's so unfair.
    They feed us pills to still everything that makes us tick.
    Slowly take control over the way we think.

    We pay the most for what we know not.
    Technology gets locked up in company vaults.
    But in our minds, you will find, we have much to explore.
    A connection to perfection if we open the door.

    Green star, seven points of light. Shine on.
    Green star, all we seek is deeper understanding.
    Green star, seven points of love. Shine down.
    Green star, all we need is a higher education.

    Lessons learned since birth.
    New wisdom from the earth.
    The prices of these vices (the riches of these spices)
    are all that they're worth.

    Taking away all the pain.
    Coming back again and again.
    Backyard pharma gets bad karma
    (Aurora personalis, glowing inner rain)

    Green star, seven points of light. Shine on.
    Green star, all we seek is deeper understanding.
    Green star, seven points of love. Shine down.
    Green star, all we need is a higher education.
  • JOE
    It all started on May 9th, 2083.
    I was a janitor. A damn good one.
    I’ve seen shit you wouldn’t believe.

    I worked for OneWeek waste management,
    At the top of my field
    OneWeek cleaned the city
    From the bottom of the sewers to the top of the hills

    Worked there for 30 years and only made a buck,
    But was all that time worth it,
    Washing up after people fuck?

    But let me take you back on track
    To what my story means
    It’s about a conspiracy theory
    Of how everything's so clean

    The streets are usually filthy
    With vagrant shit and piss
    My job has been done for me
    And everything's amiss

    Went out for the first time in weeks
    Been stuck indoors with the flu
    Fresh air really would’ve helped me
    And the warm sun too

    I had on my old uniform
    I was ready to clean the town
    Thats when I had a gut feeling
    Something fishy's going down

    Where are all the cups and papers?
    The cans and wads of hair?
    The broken glass that cut my hands
    And the crusty underwear?

    Where did it all go?
    Did it vanish in thin air?
    I’ll call my boss Louis,
    Maybe he can clear up this nightmare

    LOUIS
    Joe, what can I do for ya?

    JOE
    Louis, help me out here, the streets are squeaky clean.

    LOUIS
    Yeah Joe, I don’t know what to tell you, the world’s been going green.

    JOE
    But two weeks ago, just two weeks ago, I was mopping up puke.

    LOUIS
    Well things are changing Joe, it's not my fault that you aren't in the loop.

    JOE
    But it’s so clean now, it's so clean! It has to be a trick.

    LOUIS
    I dunno Joe, lemme take your temperature, I think you might still be sick.

    (Jollybeard improv section)
    J - Hey, get your damn hands off of me man!
    L - Oh, I really apologise, I'm sorry.
    J - I didn't give you permission to just touch my forehead.
    L - No, you didn't and I'm sorry.
    J - That's not appropriate in the workplace.
    L - I have already apologised.
    J - This place has gone to shit, and you're an asshole, and I'm gonna crack this whole thing wide open-
    L - Hey, you don't call me an asshole, you're fired, you hear me Joe?
    J - Your days are numbered you fat son of a bitch.
    L - You're finished.
    J - Don't try to smooth talk me-
    L - I wasn't trying to smooth talk you, believe me-
    J - I'm grabbing all of my stuff, and I'm walking out the door.
    L - Get out! Leave, please. Get the hell out of my office.
    J - Save your tears for somebody who gives a shit.
    L - I'm not crying, you psychopath!

    JOE
    It’s robbed my of my job
    And did it better, I confess
    Let's see what happens with no janitor
    When I try making my own mess

    A dirty tissue here
    And a banana peel right there
    An empty pack of cigarettes
    And dog shit everywhere

    You’ll see what happens to these streets
    Without a professional’s expertise
    You’re gonna miss the ol’ custodian
    When he gets up and leaves

    I’ll tip this dumpster over
    To get the juices flowing
    A person can’t pick up this garbage
    Whoever tries can blow me

    CLEANUP
    Sir, it has come to my attention that you’ve been littering.

    JOE
    Well what are you gonna do about it?

    CLEANUP
    We were assigned to street clean every midnight.

    JOE
    Well fuck off! I’m the janitor here, you can’t take that away from me.

    CLEANUP
    Hmm, according to bill 7608, humans are deemed inferior to automated cleanup.

    JOE
    As long as i have a rag and a mop, you better stay clean, cause I’m never gonna stop.


  • [Setup for the song]
    There are ambient sound samples of clanking dishes and banging pots and pans. We hear footsteps. A snobbish sounding critic type (think of a cross between the critic from Ratatouille and Gordon Ramsey) announces that his lobster is overcooked. Enraged, our heroine yells, but calms down. The piano fades in, and she starts singing calmly.

    [Slow intro]
    For most of my life
    I’ve worked as a cook in this the worst kitchen in North America
    Which might be the worst kitchen in the WorldIt’s only slightly better than working at Mcdonald’s
    And the some customers are so more annoying than my mother on a wedding day
    Just to get through it
    Sometimes I need to say

    [Verse 1]
    They say when lifve just gives you lemons
    You should just make lemonade
    But lemonade just doesn’t cut itis pretty sucky
    When minimum wage is all you get paid

    But I have realized
    There’s a need to get on up
    To get on up and leave your troubles all behind
    Just compare
    Your life is pretty fair
    At least your’re doing better than this lobster isBetter than a lobster’s complete lack of care

    Well you know,
    Life is like a slope
    You can sit at ride to the bottom or run on up to the top
    You can achieve almost anything
    If you put your mind to it
    So, come on and

    [Chorus 1]
    Better get up and dance
    While you still have a chance
    Life is a like a lobster
    You get away or you get up and dacne
    Life is a like a lobster
    Better get up and dance
    While you can
    Because you never know
    When you’ll wind up in the potHow much worse it can get
    When you’re stuck like a lobster put in a cage
    You can succeed anyway

    Life is like a lobster
    You have a chance
    Cause you can
    Make those changes that you need to advance
    Just give it time to figure out how it can work
    Because this kitchen is the absolute worst

    [Verse 2]
    My dreams of being a movie star
    Have been all but crushed before this low bar
    But now I realize I can prevent
    This dream being crushed, my efforts unspent

    I can do better, no matter what comes my way how
    Horribly my insecurities bring me down
    I’ll never roast like this While i'm roasting a lobster alive in a rage because
    I can think about how i can make the change

    [Chorus 2]
    I will Get up and DanceLife is like a lobster
    While I still have a chanceGotta take a chance
    Life is like a lobsterMake new decisions
    You swim or you roast in a pot Maybe wear a different pair of pants?

    Instrumental

    [Verse 3]

    Because you never know
    When you’ll wind up in the pot
    When you’re stuck like a lobster put in a cage

    Life is like a lobster
    You have a chance
    Cause you can
    Make those changes that you need to advance
    Just give it time to figure out how it can work
    Because this kitchen is the absolute worst
    When you can think
    Unlike that lobster with barely a consciousness
    You can succeed anyway

    Better get up and dance
    While you still have a chance
    Life is a like a lobster
    You swim away or get up and dance
    Life is like a lobster
    So I’ll pretend it’s rad
    I’ll drink my lemonade even though it tastes bad
    Because pretty soon I’ll make my way
    Because I need to get out of this place
  • Turtleneck Pond
    ----

    Verse

    Are you
    Sleeping
    Brother
    John?

    I thought I heard you arise

    Whispers and
    Secrets
    Blisters
    And ribbon

    But I made it through the night

    Chorus

    See the
    ships
    On the bay?

    He is watching
    Down on us from above

    In dreams
    I fly

    But in my sleep
    I cry


    Verse

    Are you
    Sleeping
    Brother
    John?

    You are missing out on this sight

    There are birds
    on the tree
    In front of our
    apartment

    So orange and exotic and bright

    Chorus

    I will be heading
    into the big city
    At a quarter to three

    Ending Verse

    Are you
    Sleeping
    Brother
    John?

    Did you make it through the night?

    Why not
    we go to
    the zoo
    today?

    I heard there’s turkish delights!
  • CRY YOU GOODBYE
    from the Musical "The Last Kiss"
    ----------------

    Yesterday we're together
    but Today we're apart
    And nothing will ever
    heal the hole in my heart

    And now that you're gone
    My joy is no more
    How will I live on
    without the one I adored?


    Now I sit here right by your grave
    My forehead against the stone
    Don't tell me I should remain brave
    How can I face life alone


    After some years have passed
    Will I recall our embrace
    Or will the time come at last
    When I can't see your face?

    I don't want to let go
    You can't fade away
    I'm clinging onto a ghost
    Who I will join someday


    So I lay down on the ground
    At your last resting place
    I remain alone here earthbound
    Beneath unbearable weight....


    I wish I was taken away
    and put back by your side
    alone for the rest of my days
    ... And I'll Cry you goodbye
  • This is what I have so far, you could just repeat the verses twice
    A high school bullshitter, thinks he's slick but he's never been sicker / passing through his grades in class, easy as can be, it's time to pass / laughing at home, watching tv, living life one five three...

    CHORUS
    But look at me now
    Look at me now, around town

    When he graduates from school, he still thinks he's a fool / when he walks into his life, he didn't need to learn that much / life's a game, get out or get played, got to play everyday

    CHORUS
    But look at me now
    Look at me now, around town

  • They called me crazy...they called ME, crazy! Me! crazy? No, I'm a scientist!

    They called me crazy
    They called me "eccentric"
    But everybody knows
    That just means crazy anyway
    What do they know?
    A few teleporter accidents, so what...
    They called me crazy
    And I swore I'd show them
    Swore I'd show them all
    And look, I've done it!
    And it was only technically negligible manslaughter!
    That'll show wernstrom
    And while we're at it, that'll show mom
    That I've still got it
    She thought my pistons didn't have enough thrust
    I'll show her my robotics!

    Good news everyone!
    Except for you fry, this will hurt
    Sign here please.


    They called me crazy!
    They thought I wouldn't fight
    They called me crazy,
    Well I'll prove them right
    It takes a crazy man to change the world

    Bubbling brews
    Experiments
    In every color, every smell
    You could think of
    It's not wrong, it's science
    And I must remain unbiased
    That's why I'll get my friends to drink them
    Bottoms up now, there you go

    Good news everyone!
    Leela's kidneys have almost fully regrown themselves
    She is still unconcscious though

    There will always be a struggle
    For brave men like me
    Men of science
    Men with needs
    Men who sought
    The highest prize
    They'll call you crazy
    So prove them right!

    Go on and invent that worlds largest needle to ever be inserted in a human for plasma collection!
    Don't listen to the whiners!

    They called me crazy!
    They thought I wouldn't fight
    They called me crazy,
    Well I'll prove them right
    It takes a crazy man to change the world!


  • [Gravedigger]
    My body is filled with scars
    and there's not a soul to blame
    that's why I take my broken time
    digging graves searching for my friends

    And I know it's friday night
    but the living is in the joy
    I'd rather party with you all
    because, you're warmer than beating hearts
    What counts is what's inside

    Woah..well, who's this?
    Why.. it's Mr Sickamour


    How was your night, in the afterlife?

    [Mr.Sickamour]
    I'm pretty good Mr Gravedigger,
    How was your dinner?

    [Gravedigger]
    Pretty good, I had a weiner.

    [Mr.Sickamour]
    No surprise with such a diet,
    You look much thinner!

    [Gravedigger]
    Have a good night Mr Sickamour,
    before I go is there is anything I can do for you?

    [Mr.Sickamour]
    Well Mme.LePicafleur doesn't talk me to any more

    [Gravedigger]
    Why's that, how come?

    [Mr.Sickamour]
    She says I'm welcome in her heart no more.

    [Gravedigger]
    Why's that, how come?

    [Mr.Sickamour]
    She says that I want her as a whore!.

    [Gravedigger]
    Come to my party, I may look thinner, but you'll be a winner!

    [Mr.Sickamour]
    Oh that would be lovely but...

    [Gravedigger]
    Shh... speak of it no more,
    come to my house, come to my party,
    she'll be there, and I assure you,
    Mr Sickamour, I may look thinner, but you,
    you'll be a winner!

    [Mr.Sickamour]
    Ok Mr Gravedigger...



    [Gravedigger]
    I walk down this hollow path
    the cold breeze freezing my lungs
    and as tight as it feel this night
    I cannot help but feel at home

    And walk by this lonely path,
    I hear crying whispers go,
    hear these crying whispers go...!

    Huh, what's this, who's that, who's there!?



    [Mme.LePicafleur]
    Here is a Madame, the one they call LePicafleur

    [Gravedigger]
    Madame!, ça va ce soir in this long long night?

    [Mme.LePicafleur]
    Un peu mal, Monsieur Gravedigger,
    My goodness, you look much thinner!

    [Gravedigger]
    Ahem, don't worry Mme.LePicafleur
    you worry me un petit peu more.

    [Mme.LePicafleur]
    How come? Are this tears the truth you seek?
    I've parted ways my dear.
    I guess is it not a secret.

    [Gravedigger]
    Is your heart not longing for him?

    [Mme.LePicafleur]
    What you mean, what do you know?
    For him I'm nothing but a whore!

    [Gravedigger]
    Madame, if your tongue was made of silver, mine would be of gold.

    [Mme.LePicafleur]
    What you mean, what do you know?

    [Gravedigger]
    I came from talking with Mr.Sickamour

    [Mme.LePicafleur]
    You mean, my beau? Better let him go!

    [Gravedigger]
    Just wait, hold on! Don't run that way

    [Mme.LePicafleur]
    Is there is something left you have to say?

    [Gravedigger]
    I do, have say, but it's not for me to tell.

    [Mme.LePicafleur]
    What you know just tell me? Le secrete may kill me instead,
    is Sickamour's words you hold ce-jour?

    [Gravedigger]
    I do, have say, but it's not for me to tell.

    [Mme.LePicafleur]
    I beg you please.

    [Gravedigger]
    Ok... just come to my house party tonight, and there,
    Sicamour will bring a scam!

    [Mme.LePicafleur]
    What!?

    [Gravedigger]
    I mean a Ring

    [Mme.LePicafleur]
    Are my ears hearing wrong this time

    [Gravedigger]
    Fat chance!

    [Mme.LePicafleur]
    I'll be there for sure ce soir!

    [Gravedigger]
    A plus Madame!



    [Gravedigger]
    And there is Sally
    She is like birds kissing when the moon-light comes
    They never come
    And there is Sally
    She is like that grumpy friend
    That you invited to the party, they never come....

    [Sally]
    You never know

    [Gravedigger]
    No way!

    [Sally]
    You never know

    [Gravedigger]
    I hear her voice

    [Sally]
    I'm here just waiting
    In the shadow of yourself

    [Gravedigger]
    but why you hiding from my gaze, this darkness not infest

    [Sally]
    I came to show you the wicked truth of this mess

    [Gravedigger]
    What mess? What show? What you hold so dear that's gone?

    [Sally]
    That this is all a charade, I'll go!

    [Gravedigger]
    Where to, how, how do you even know?

    [Sally]
    I'll explain when we get there, I'll explain everything.

    [Gravedigger]
    Ok, lets go!



    [Narrator]
    And so the gravedigger left with Sally,
    to meet with Mr Sickamour and Madame Picafleur
    blissfully unaware that all the voices of his friends were inside his head,
    creeping ever closer, a darker secret, yet to be revealed,
    as they travel to that house, in a graveyard plain
  • I was born into a house of the illest repute,
And the madame kept me ‘round ‘cause my face looked cute.
I grew up learning on the gossip of whores,
I came up serving up those tasty hors
D’oeuvres to the customers,
Oh, they were into me!
They Saying “Hey. Little girl, why don’cha come bounce on uncle’s knee?”
Laughs around the room as I demurely said “No”,
Cat calls from the shadows asking me for a show.
At first the girls they all said “No” (They stood up for you)
But then they said “Go with the flow” (They gave up on you)
The Princess of the Bordello (That was me, That was me)
This was the life of the child, time and time again
Red lights shinin’ on the faces of the devil men


Chorus
Born into the bottom, now Im not (She went her own way)
I'll never will be a girl who can be bought (She'll make the others pay)


Never gonna let another man touch on me
I'll get revenge with all the ways they hurt me
Never gonna dwell upon the pain they caused me
I'ma make 'em pay and maybe I can be free…

Verse 2
One fateful night in the den of iniquity
Police chief came, lookin’ for his favorite coterie
“Come lay down, baby girl, let’s play some patty cake,”
That’s when, deep down inside I felt something break.
I let him inside with a smile, master of my trade,
And then he got a matching smile with my razor blade!
The Ruby Red grin on his neck told me I was done,
I packed all my things and got out, I was on the run.
A child, on the lamb, I was alone (No one followed you)
Revenge the only thought that I had known (Now they come for you)
The Lady with the stained Razor Honed (That’s is me, That is me)
Now I just live the life,
Of the Femme Fatale
Im the Spider on the corner with a bite that is lethal.

Chorus x2
  • I’ve spent all these years stuck here in this bunker
    I’ve been stuck here all my life time
    And in all this time there’s been just one vision
    And it’s been my only lifeline

    In this place of drabness
    Void of joy and sunshine,

    And I know that somewhere not too far above me
    There’s a whole new world just waiting
    And to think that I have spent my whole life
    Doing nothing but an-tic-i-pa-ting

    Ain’t much entertainment
    Born so deep down under
    Just the same old people
    Ev’ry day I wonder


    What’s the world up there like,
    Since the devastation?
    When will we be told to
    Start the reclamation?

    Up on the surface there will surely be danger
    But here below it’s only tedium
    And I know that between safety or adventure
    There can be no happy medium

    I can feel the answer
    Surging up within me
    We must take our chances
    Pioneers we will be

    Break

    What was once so desecrated
    Soon will be rejuvenated
    In a world that’s filled with laughter
    Built to last forever after

    In my bones I feel this
    Restless, thrilling humming
    All we need’s the signal
    Some day soon it’s coming
    Can you hear the drumming of my heart?
  • [Spoken]
    So, boy fish, what did you do to wind up here? You look like a Mormon baby with priors. How did you put yourself on DEATH ROW?
    No, no wait, don't tell me. I may look young, but I'm state raised with the heart of a monster, really.
    Let's see... well...

    [Sung]
    It's a hobby of mine, doing crime and then time, and I've seen many cons come and go.
    Through old Sally's cold port, when they may feel remorse, but it's too late to forfeit the dough.
    So they pace and they sit and they sleep and they piss and they eat and they talk and they fight,
    And it goes on that way till they leave or they pray for repentance, then die either way.
    (matter of time, you know)

    But you, you're on lock for the ol' chopping block, and your eyes don't reveal why that is.
    Was it multiple mass psycho spree in a class when you got a big F on your quiz?
    Or perhaps a good reason was a bout of high treason, so they bundled you off to hang slow.
    No, your face tells a tale of a mobster drug sale, with an unplanned explosion to finish the show.

    Am I getting close? Oh, don't look so morose. You've got to be hard to survive in this joint.
    Join a gang, buy a knife, it might just save your life. And don't snitch to a guard or you might get the point.

    Congrats, you're in max-i-mum security, lifer death a surety, nothing you can do.
    Relax, you will be incarcerated until that long awaited day they push you through.
    Oh, yeah, maybe the needle,
    And oh, yes, maybe the chair, if they dare.
    Regardless, you'll be harmless while you're in our care.

    Were you a model citizen until you put the staples in to keep the body's innards in where kidneys had been?
    You didn't want to torture them, but you were paid a fortune when your bosses heard the info that you pried from those men.
    You strike me as the quiet type who lurks and plans to spike and wipe a classified recording from a delegate's mic.
    I'm getting very silly here, but I can't parse that look of fear; Is it disguise or are you gonna burst into tears?

    No one's ever innocent, you see.
    Not if you've been sentenced to the capital P.
    Don't cry, don't fight, don't appeal to God your plight.
    Read a book, make your peace, find a friend not yet deceased.
    Because...

    Congrats, you're in max-i-mum security, lifer death a surety, years from this day.
    Relax, you will be incarcerated until that long awaited time they pass you away.
    Oh, yeah, maybe the needle,
    And oh, yes, maybe the chair, if they dare.
    Regardless, you'll be harmless while you're in our care.

    It don't matter what you did.
    You're in here with us All Day, kid.
    Or sooner if your ticket is punched after lunch.
    But please don't reveal it, I still have a hunch.

    You knicked the wrong wallet and you're here to stay.
    You're one clink closer to the devil's foyer.
    You ran a dog over and this cell's your home.
    You're one less soul to list in Peter's old tome.
    They bill you and they kill you all the same, my boy.
    With scant imprisoned moments you can't even enjoy.

    What thing did you break? Is it true, is it fake? Does it matter when bars only part when you wake?
    Welcome to prison.
    Welcome to life.
    Welcome to a cellmate who makes light of your strife.

    Congrats, you're in max-i-mum security, lifer death a surety, guilty or good.
    Relax, you will be incarcerated until that long awaited day they fasten the hood.
    Hey, hey, maybe the needle,
    And ah, yeah, maybe the chair, if they dare.
    Regardless, you'll be harmless,
    The slot is for your arms, yes.
    You won't long be so charmless while you're in my care.

    [Spoken]
    It's not a sex crime, right? That doesn't go over well, usually.
  • Soza - "Shot"

    Produced by /u/Wachtos
    Written by /u/BelowTheBenthic
    Performed by /u/Agitat0r

    ENJOY!

    (:31)
    I was just strolling down the street
    Kicking rocks
    With my feet
     
    Next thing I
     
    Lift my head up as I thought
    This might be
    My only shot
     
    Next thing
     
    (:53)
    I was floating through the clouds so high
    Can’t see the ground
    And I did not care why
    This was my shot and I grabbed so tight
    Will not let go
    Yeah this is my night
     
    (1:14)
    I moved cross the room
    Heart pumpin’ to the beat
    Tappin’ my feet and
    I smiled and said hi
    Caught a glimpse of those eyes
    That’s when I knew that
     
    (1:36)
    I was floating through the clouds so high
    Can’t see the ground
    And I did not care why
     
    (1:46)
    Then my jam came on
    I thought
    This is my song
    This cannot go wrong
     
    (2:18)
    I was just strolling down the street
    Kicking rocks
    With my feet
     
    Next thing I
     
    Lift my head up as I thought
    This might be
    My only shot
     
    Next thing
     
    (2:39)
    I was floating through the clouds so high
    Can’t see the ground
    And I did not care why
    This was my shot and I grabbed so tight
    Will not let go
    Yeah this is my night
     
    (3:01)
    We partied all night
    Shuffling to the beat
    Stompin’ my feet and
    I, dazed by the sight
    Caught a glimpse of those eyes
    That’s when I knew that
     
    (3:22)
    I Was floating through the clouds so high
    Can’t see the ground
    And I did not care why
     
    (3:33)
    Then my jam came on
    I thought
    This is my song
    This cannot go wrong
     
     
    (4:05)
    I looked to the stars
    Twink-a-ling back at me
    Shimmerin’ sweet and
    I caught in that time
    With a grin on my face
    Slow down the pace
     
    and
     
    (4:26)
    I was floating through the clouds so high
    Can’t see the ground
    And I did not care why
     
    (4:37)
    More than I had thought
    I took my chance that night
    I just took my shot
  • River flow
    We can take it easy on the forest floor

    Torrid soul
    Soak into the ground where you originated from

    Feel
    the things that will be made of you when you have gone

    Real
    change is carried through you with a hum

    Bones and ash,
    Dreams and cash,
    These things will pass
    (things will pass)

    We must remember
    We and the Earth
    Create each other
    Simultaneously
    Simultaneously

    Forget searching
    For the truth
    You are both
    equation and solution

    We must remember
    We and the Earth
    Create each other
    Simultaneously
    Simultaneously

    Don't be scared,
    Though we all are
    I know we are
    Dust to dust
    There's nothing here
    We haven't seen
    In the explosion of another star
  • Intro:
    Walking the streets alone again
    Afraid that darkness will destroy me slowly
    No one can understand my pain

    Chorus:
    What's going on? Why so strangely?
    What's going on? Where is my heart?
    I was running without looking
    Where was the Light
    Where was the Light
    I cried no no no no no no no no

    Verse 1:
    I want to return to myself
    I don't believe I'm still alone
    I hear the silence within
    My tears scraping my skin
    I can not even distinguish
    I can not even distinguish

    Chorus:
    What's going on? Why so strangely?
    What's going on? Where is my heart?
    I was running without looking
    Where was the Light
    Where was the Light
    I cried no no no no no no no no

    Verse 2:
    Roads, and open doors
    Wind cold in the way
    What are those rails
    Standing in this loneliness

    Verse 3:
    No bottom in this faceless void
    When suddenly I heard a voice
    Whispers saying my name
    Guiding me through this abyss
    And now my soul is filled
    With this strange excitement

    Chorus:
    What's going on? Why so strangely?
    What's going on? Where is my heart?
    I was running without looking
    Where was the Light
    Where was the Light
    I cried no no no no no no no no

    What's going on? Why so strangely?
    What's going on? Where is my heart?
    I was running without looking
    Where was the Light
    Where was the Light
    I cried no no no no no no no no
  • In a Vacuum

    VERSE 1

    Out on Golding Island
    Discovering I'm alone
    Where are all the people
    No one is answering the phones

    My car just won't start
    So I walk in towards the town
    Seeing signs of desolation
    There's nobody around

    The streets have all gone empty
    The shops are dark and shut
    Something bad has happened
    But I can't figure out what

    CHORUS:

    I'm all alone in a Vacuum
    Nobody answers when I pray
    Filled with a sense of impending doom
    There are no gods here today.

    How do I exist in a Vacuum?
    What am I to do now
    No explosions, no loud boom
    But everything is gone somehow

    VERSE 2

    There is no electricity
    The mail has not arrived
    Just the howling wind about me
    Am I the only one left alive?

    What will happen in the future
    Will I die without a soul
    Is this how it'll be forever
    Eternally in this hole?

    Stuck here on Golding Island
    I'm a barren empty shell
    Ultimate desolation
    A solitary hell

    CHORUS

    I'm all alone in a Vacuum
    No one to hear what I say
    Total silence, empty rooms
    This town; a state of decay

    How do I exist in a Vacuum?
    Into an abyss I descend
    Imprisoned in a living tomb
    A nightmare that will never end



  • The song is about humanity and how it's doomed due it cognitive dissonance and blatant ignorance towards the world.
    Lyrics:

    [0:07]

    pick up your guns
    get ready for the war
    we are going down down down!

    this world seems beautiful
    lets take it down down down

    fasten your seatbelts
    our king's a clown clown clown

    bad toupee, crime god!
    guns make no soou-ow--ound!

    [00:24]

    we like to burn it, cut it and erase it
    then displace it!

    Brats, we've nothing to lose
    we pretend and then embrace it!

    We dream in digital
    our hits are critical
    the rivers bleed black
    and the air is quite well fucked up

    [00:40]

    break

    [1:07]

    pick up your guns
    get ready for the war
    we are going down down down!

    this world seems beautiful
    lets take it down down down

    fasten your seatbelts
    our king's a clown clown clown

    bad toupee, crime god!
    guns make no soou-ow--ound!

    [1:30]

    We are the killers
    and the sinners
    and god is screaming"okay!"

    We are the plague
    that fills the bloody pages of
    ancient tales

    we are on the run
    from the shadows of the
    ultimate end!

    There is no holy water
    in the chapel
    to wash over sins [x2]

    [02:06]

    pick up your guns
    get ready for the war
    we are going down down down!

    this world seems beautiful
    lets take it down down down

    fasten your seatbelts
    our king's a clown clown clown

    bad toupee, crime god!
    guns make no soou-ow--ound!

    [2:23]

    we burn the books as
    ancient scholars give us the stinky eye

    the ice may melt
    but NOTHING'S sweeter than the holy denial

    The ravens sing of the bad omen
    as they drop from the sky

    This song is about pain and global warming
    and its getting harder to rhyme

    [2:41]

    break

    [2:48]

    pick up your guns
    get ready for the war
    we are going down down down!

    this world seems beautiful
    lets take it down down down

    fasten your seatbelts
    our king's a clown clown clown

    bad toupee, crime god!
    guns make no soou-ow--ound!

    We are the killers
    and the sinners
    and god is screaming"okay!"

    We are the plague
    that fills the bloody pages of
    ancient tales

    we are on the run
    from the shadows of the
    ultimate end!

    There is no holy water
    in the chapel
    to wash over sins [x2]
  • [0:00]

    [Instrumental]

    [0:35]

    A waste of time.
    A waste of time and a

    Fool's design,
    To make her mine,

    [0:50]

    That's the constant line.
    They say that I'm just not

    worth her time.
    Too far behind.

    [1:05]

    But I know that I'm worthy. She'll see when I show her.
    My paddy field's small, but that's true wealth below her.

    [1:20]

    The wealth I could give isn't held in a coffer.
    Her family has gold but can't buy what I offer.

    [1:35]

    I work, every day, in my field by the river.
    I'd always provide, so what more could one give her?

    [1:50]

    This life may be hard, but there's honor in toil.
    Our children would grow like the rice from the soil.

    [2:05]

    We'd grow old surrounded by what we'd created.
    The cherry trees blossom, someday, as we waited.

    [2:20]

    But a waste of time.
    I'm out of line and I

    must be blind.
    See how she shines! But

    [2:35]

    she'll never find
    the love that's mine.

    [2:50]

    It's a waste of time.
    A waste of time.

    [2:55]

    Just a waste -
  • Verse 1

    Tell me, do you accept your fate and fold
    Or take control and take your place among the brave and bold
    Wish I could tell you how to face the cold
    But the brave freeze just as easy as the craven souls

    So heads up, it gets narrow on the cutting edge
    One wrong step, one slip you can lose your head
    Fate’s so fickle in the way it bends
    Can’t promise it ends well but I can say it ends


    Chorus

    A chance to soar
    Or hit the floor
    In time it turns to gray
    Each fall and rise
    Cut down to size
    It ever fades away

    A chance to soar
    Or hit the floor
    In time it turns to gray
    Each fall and rise
    Cut down to size
    It ever goes away

    Verse 2

    At the end it counts for nothing but it’s all that we’ve got
    Just a race against the clock that we’ve already lost
    Fleeting as the sand slipping right through your hands
    Just a story for a traveler in an antique land

    You can rage with all your might against the coming dark
    Or use your time to leave a legacy and make a mark
    But realize either way you’re just buying days
    Finding ways to feed the blaze until the fire fades

    So don’t waste your time afraid to fail
    Or go seeking immortality to no avail
    ‘Cause there’s no holy grail at the end of this quest
    Just the test of whether you can give each day your best


    No escape except the choice in how we face it
    Every win and every loss, nothing matters ‘til you make it
    So I can’t tell you what’s worth fighting for
    I can only tell you that the choice is yours

    A chance to soar
    Or hit the floor
    In time it turns to gray
    Each fall and rise
    Cut down to size
    It ever fades away

    A chance to soar
    Or hit the floor
    In time it turns to gray
    Each fall and rise
    Cut down to size
    It ever goes away

    Bridge

    Live for today or you’ll never live
    Give it all you have to give
    No more excuses not to try
    Stand up and say this day is mine

    Chorus
    A chance to soar
    Or hit the floor
    In time it turns to gray
    (Nothing lasts, we become the past)
    Each fall and rise
    Cut down to size
    It ever fades away
    (Falling down, through the hourglass)

    A chance to soar
    Or hit the floor
    In time it turns to gray
    (Nothing lasts, we become the past)
    Each fall and rise
    Cut down to size
    It ever goes away
    (Falling down, through the hourglass)
  • Welcome have a seat
    Let’s have a nice discussion
    Some shelter from the heat
    First an introduction

    We are the ones
    That make you run

    Let it burn
    Leaving it smoking in the silence
    It’s your turn
    Time to twist the knife in

    Everything has a function
    Though maybe not a reason
    You brought us to destruction
    Time to leave you bleeding

    This is this way it has to be
    So just except it pretty please
    C’mon you have got to see
    There’s a trick right up my sleeve

    We are the ones
    That make you run

    Let it burn
    Leaving it smoking in the silence
    It’s your turn
    Time to twist the knife in
    You have served your function
    So get ready for extinction

    Splash acid through the sky
    There’s no rhyme or reason why
    You have a meeting with the stake
    You’ll still get burned if you’re late
    The gallows look quite lonely
    You’ll be their one and only
    Everything has a function
    Now get in the dungeon

    Let it burn
    Leaving it smoking in the silence
    It’s your turn
    Time to twist the knife in
    You have served your function
    This is the end of our connection
  • / Intro (Monologue) /
    When the winter came, I didn't quite know what to do with myself.
    At night, I'd grab and reach for something, someone.
    My room would always be too quiet. My fingers would always feel empty.
    And, like, it sounds cliche, and stupid, and untrue. And I've been missing you.
    Maybe. But I felt empty, too. I felt empty, too.

    / Intro (Singing) /
    So long
    So long
    Goodbye
    Farewell

    This
    This is the end of me
    At least me
    As you know me

    However long it takes
    To get some company
    And time 'till I awake
    I'll spend it all on me, I am happy

    I am happy, with the way things will be
    And I'd run my knees into the ground, for what my life really needs

    And as I get older
    I see the sun rise
    As the snow gets colder
    I find the warmth inside
    If there's anything I've learned
    It's that this isn't the end
    And impossibility
    Isn't too far for me
    It isn't too far
    For me

    There's a bird to fly, there's a star to burn
    There's a new tomorrow, there's a world to turn
    And I'll be there
    I'll always be there
    The future's never looked so bright
    I see it in my dreams tonight
    The best is so close to come
    So just hold on, hold on to me

    However long it takes
    To get some company
    And time 'till I awake
    I'll spend it all on me, I am happy

    --//--
    Guitar solo section inspired on the 4th movement of Sibelius' 5th symphony
  • I can’t think of where to turn
    The world wants to see my mind burn
    And while it may seem I’m far away
    I never plan to get off this train

    Because you’ve gotta try something (put your mind on the line)
    You’ve gotta try something (And you’ll end up fine)
    You’ve gotta try something (Tell life to derail)
    You’ve gotta try something (Pay no attention to detail)

    I leave the station at Hell’s end
    Nowhere to go, no one to friend
    I may not have a goal in sight
    But any roadblock, I have to fight

    I carry on the road of wonder
    The light in my hair, the dark down under
    What comforts me now, only my thoughts
    The sad cold truth is, I am lost

    [Chorus]

    Wonder has ended on this long road
    My brain can no longer carry this load
    I choose, I choose to not go on
    Until the next light can shine upon

    [Solo]


    A beacon of light, I send and pray
    That someone will hear what I have to say
    Maybe at some point my mind will ring
    But all I can do is try something
  • They built a wall to divide our city.
    They built it to divide us all.
    But we have a long, long mem'ry.
    And every wall must surely fall.

    As the world descends to night.
    We will stand and fight.
    As the world descends to night.
    You can be the light.

    I know that you are scared
    That you will stand alone
    We're inspired by your courage
    And we will stand as one.
  • Tooth Decay

    Verse

    OMG, to say the least
    Ohhh, my God's got a cross to bear
    Made of you deceased

    Your nails grow, or skin recedes--
    Nails pierce omnipresent palms,
    His crown's your clenching teeth

    Pre-Chorus/Rise/Build

    Let’s get a nice tight shot on this line
    Just really bite down this time
    Don’t be afraid to crawl some spine

    Chorus (Slow melody)

    My God wants to break away
    He'll still reek of tooth decay
    Oh God don’t choke on the child
    In his image, killer mild

    Verse

    YHF, your hands are full
    Whyyy? You picked out his pocket
    An Omnipotent multitool.

    This thing drains you of your dread
    And with the latest updates
    It cleans tooth marks off your head

    Pre-Chorus/Rise/Build

    Let’s get another take on this line
    Just throw it away this time
    This whole song can’t be emphasized

    Chorus

    My God wants to save some face
    But his face is every face
    My God’s such an awful host
    Mankind’s makeup up on a ghost

    (Bridge is instrumental)

    Chorus

    My God wants to break away
    He'll still reek of tooth decay
    Oh God don’t choke on the child
    In his image, killer mild
  • Verse 1
    Sip the taste of sweet surrender
    Mad reflections at the door
    Scream them down a vicious swallow
    When I can't take them anymore
    Drown the demons out of focus
    Let the poison take the floor
    Quell and bond the untamed memories
    Like every other time before

    Chorus
    My betrayal
    Tearing at my skin again
    Lies never fail
    I play this game that I can't win
    I set my sail
    But then there is no fucking wind
    The final nail
    Welcome to my Betrayal

    Verse 2
    Leave my mind so dreams may enter
    Count the digits back to one
    Fight and scratch against the darkness
    Waiting for the dawn to come
    Thinking what tomorrow holds
    Another test that can't be won
    Sickness waits to over take me
    The voices will all say I'm done

    Chorus
    My betrayal
    Tearing at my skin again
    Lies never fail
    I play this game that I can't win
    I set my sail
    But then there is no fucking wind
    The final nail
    Welcome to my Betrayal

    Bridge
    All my life bridges I've burned
    All my life lessons I've learned
    All my life pages I've turned
    All my life people I've spurned
    All my life...all my life...all my life

    Chorus
    My betrayal
    Tearing at my skin again
    Lies never fail
    I play this game that I can't win
    I set my sail
    But then there is no fucking wind
    The final nail
    Welcome to my Betrayal

  • The Internet Galaxy - Never Take Us!
    From the album "Like Doing"
    ======================

    There you were, at the front
    of the Wonder's shopping center virtual mall
    There I was, all alone
    in a crowd I cannot really feel at all

    And I don't know what made my smile
    It felt like a virus-glitched just dived into my heart
    can't recall how it happened now
    I remember a crying You held tightly in my arms

    [Chorus 1]
    When the Mod's come to get us
    they will never take us!
    With my scripted behaviours
    we will find a way
    Take my Hacker translators
    to the Silk Road Starbucks
    they'll never get us
    in another thread...

    [Verse 2]
    Here I am, like at home
    feel a mix of playfull bliss fluff and hope
    There you were, at my door
    showing me the wonders of a virtual love

    And I know that your server park
    has locked us out and there will be some lonely nights
    cause you're just like a shooting star
    you are gonna forever be imprinted in my bytes

    [Chorus 2]
    When the Cops come to get us
    they'll never take us!
    With my neural networks
    I will save the day.
    we will set off the fireworks
    in the Silk Road Starbucks
    they'll never get us
    we will get away...

    [Chorus 1 encore]+
    When the Mod's come to get us
    they will never take us!
    With my scripted behaviours
    we will find a way
    Take my Hacker translators
    to the Silk Road Starbucks
    they'll never get us
    we will get away...
  • Last we talked, I gave you some advice
    Turns out maybe I'm not as bright
    As I thought I might see
    about the way things ought to be

    I went out one night searching
    For an Alabama Hot pocket
    When I found it, it was not
    what I thought was meant to be

    That's when I found a woman, who understood me
    She was long, she was nice, she was fun, she was kinda freaky

    It's time for sex, again
    It's time for sex again
    It's time for sex... Time for sex once again

    She hooked cords up to my body
    She asked what was missing
    She realized we need the electricity
    We need the electricity

    Connected to my extra pounds
    If I'm lucky, I'll finally get my reach around

    It's time for sex again
    It's time for sex again
    Yeah It's time for sex again

    We don't need no prep my friend
    I won't follow these steps again
    It's time for sex once again
    Yeah It's time for sex again

    No more cosmo, or urban D
    This moments just ecstasy
    Yeah maybe she a little off base
    I like it just that way

    It's time for sex again
    It's time for sex again
    Yeah It's time for sex again

    It's time for sex, again
    It's time for sex again
    It's time for sex...
    Time for sex once again
    It's time for sex, again
    It's time for sex again
    It's time for sex...
    Time for sex once again
  • I am the plastic knife on a cafeteria tray
    which punctures lungs when in the right hands
    Throwing you into the river of nightmares
    as your body violently shakes for verced
    on knees you collapse into the floor
    completely out of your mind

    The dust burns eyes
    As the machine rips wires from the wall
    Turning the medical cart full of needles over
    Ceiling panels crashing into the bunker
    Shelves of your heart

    Plastic chairs piled on one wall
    the intensive care unit was deserted
    We head upstairs to the employee lounge
    Where a vending machine we

    Injection
    The metal hand
    Grabs by the throat
    And throws the helpless body through the wall

    She eased her grip on the steering wheel
    The car crashed into the barrier
    and over into the incoming lane of traffic

    We are irrational creatures
    Shock advised,
    Perform five cycles of CPR
  • DRINK ME

    Article Link: http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/crime/florida-man-calls-911-twice-within-hour-complain-his-neighbors-were-mean-and-wouldnt


    Lyrics:

    Why are you
    Drinking on your own?

    Come sit down
    And don't be shy
    You're not alone

    Why don't we
    Open up a tab?

    Order whiskey
    On the rocks
    It says to us
    "Just drink me"

    -----------

    And it never feels
    Like the first night

    'Cause I must have needed
    You that time

    But right now I don't
    Want anyone
    And I don't mind at all

    So Pour yourself
    Another glass
    As if it says
    "Just drink"

    -----------

    Why are you
    Drinking on your own?

    Come sit down
    And don't be shy
    You're not alone

    Why have we
    Spent all this time

    Sippin bottles
    Turning over
    What we can

    Why don't I
    Open up a tab?

    Order whiskey
    On the rocks
    It says to us
    "Just drink me"

    Just drink me
    Oh drink me
    Come on now and
    drink me
    Just drink
  • Faster than a cat in the marlins outfield
    Fewer brain cells than a locomotive
    Able to fly off bridges with stolen sausages
    Look up in the sky
    It’s a drunk, It’s a crack addict, it’s Florida Man
    Yes, It’s Florida Man.
    Strange visitor from this planet who was born of earth with
    Powers and abilities they think are far below those of mortal men
    Florida Man, defiles washing machines at laundromats, gets “Ryan Reynolds” tattooed on his butt in comic sans
    And who, disguised as Santa Claus, attempts to sell drugs,
    Fights a never ending battle, for truth justice and america's stupidest way.
    And now another exciting episode in the new adventures of Florida Man.

    Another day, another tale
    A scuba bong and massive fail
    Florida man loses more than his nerves
    When filling a tank with the dreaded herb
    Friends can’t help you now
    They just stop and laugh
    When your brain is filled
    With less than bubble bath
    Rushing to the hospital
    Not enough to save his balls
    Despite the fact he’s tough as nails
    His gene pool was built to fail

    Cool, calm and collected,
    He saves us every day
    From being that fatally stupid
    That there’s no other way
    To see that what he’s doing
    Could really end us all
    Florida Man
    The worst superhero of them all

    Driving is for losers,
    Take the water to be cool
    But Florida man lets 13 year olds
    Drive kids of merely 2.
    Rolling to the river
    Submerged beneath the blue
    Another chance to show
    That he doesn’t have a clue
    Wanting to be perfect
    Wanting to rad
    Florida man the idiot
    That makes a good thing bad.
  • Florida, Come On Down
    I’m waiting at the store to get some cans of beer
    When suddenly a couple of strange dudes appear
    I’m thinking that I’m sobered up but, blow me down,
    If these two guys aren’t dressed up like a wolf and a clown
    And then I see that clown-face holds a loaded glock
    And pretty soon the wolfman’s gobbling up the stock

    Everything will be all right
    Just life in Florida
    Cause every day is Halloween
    In sunny Florida

    Visiting at one of the fine hospitals
    I ran into a sad young man who’d lost his balls
    By getting tanked and blowing up his “scuba bong”
    In Florida they never ask: “What could go wrong?”

    Come on down to Florida
    Where skies are blue
    Orange juice and pythons
    And Disney too
    Gotta go down there
    So make it soon
    The state that shot Apollo
    Into the Moon

    Whatever be your culture or ethnicity
    Come down to the Mecca of eccentricity
    Cause all in all Floridians should not be smeared
    This life is more delicious when you’re being weird

    Everything will be all right
    Just life in Florida
    Where it’s always Halloween
    In sunny Florida
    Mardi Gras is every night
    That’s life in lovely Florida
    Come on down and live your dream
    In sunny Florida

  • Inspired by: https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan/comments/3z1z9t/florida_man_trying_to_time_travel_drives_his_car/

    Lyrics:
    This one goes out to my main man, my Florida man
    Sometimes you don't know if you don't try
    It's what we're all about
    In Florida we might hit the pipe, crack some skulls, rob some peeps
    But if you want to fly, if you want time travel, only one way we roll...all out

    Maybe it was the mods he forgot
    Maybe it was the speed and what not
    But had he been successful
    We'd never have even heard a drop

    Got into his dodge and
    he pressed all the knobs and
    Put in his psyche up mix and
    Press the gas until the stop

    Maybe he wanted to save the world
    Maybe it was because of a girl
    Maybe he could be more than zero
    He'd be our big time hero

    We can't all be winners
    We can't all deliver
    We can't all follow plans
    We are all Florida man

    We are all Florida man at some point in our lives
    Some of us vanish, some of us crash into a tax preparation service
    You can't know unless you try
    Florida man is all about inspiration
    Someone else tried and you don't even know about it, why? because he's in the future now, ya know?
    Like he made it

    We can't all time travel
    Sometimes we all unravel
    We can't all follow plans
    We are Florida man

    We can't all be winners
    We can't all deliver
    We can't all follow plans
    We are Florida man

    We can't all time travel
    Sometimes we all unravel
    We can't all follow plans
    We are Florida man

    We can't all be winners
    We can't all deliver
    We can't all follow plans
    We are Florida man

    We can't all be winners
    We can't all deliver
    We can't all follow plans
    We are Florida man

    We can't all be winners
    We can't all deliver
    We can't all follow plans
    We are Florida man

    Maybe next time spring for the Delorean?
  • Long day at work,
    Boss almost cut my last string,
    Now Traffic's backed up,
    And my tanks is about to be on E
    I forgot my lunch at home
    So my stomach's eating my back,
    Walked in my home,
    Sweet aroma, but I was
    to stun to react

    He was in my kitchen
    Frying my chicken
    Honestly I thought
    It was my girl that I was missing
    He was in my kitchen
    Frying my chicken
    Honestly I thought
    this was a joke i was missing

    I can say,
    He was much more surprised than I was
    debating flight or fight
    but I could not picture the outcome
    He continued frying,
    Saw he even made some sides,
    Then my wife comes in
    and gives me a confusing "why?"

    cuz
    He was in our kitchen
    Frying our chicken
    Had the table set,
    With bowls for the fixings
    He was in our kitchen
    Still frying our chicken
    Had a girant smile,
    Continuing mixing

    She asked if he was from work,
    Asked why he's covered in dirt,
    a heads up wouldn't have hurt
    Like her plans didn't matter

    Told her I didn't know that man,
    To this day I don't understand,
    She quickly grabs at my hand
    And does her nervous laughter

    She pulled me into the hall,
    Asked if we should call the law,
    I could not close my slack jaw,
    To give her a straight answer

    She tensed and grabs at my shirt,
    I see her eyes bout to burst,
    Said we should probably eat first,
    Then call the cops after

    We sit the table
    I asked if we should say a prayer
    He smiles and agreed,
    And asked if anything that should be shared,
    I grind my teeth,
    Asked how he got inside,
    He said the backdoor was locked,
    Had to break the widow,
    Hope we didn't mind

    So he was in the kitchen
    Frying our chicken
    Started plating up
    Acting indifferent
    He was in the kitchen
    Now eating our chicken
    Said dinners done,
    So Come on and dig in
  • Verse 1:
    “Be careful what you post online”
    My mama used to say
    “'Cause once it’s on the internet
    It never goes away”

    I never really understood
    But now it’s so clear cut
    The only thing more permanent
    Is a tattoo on your butt


    Verse 2:
    I was just a Florida kid
    Tweeting without class
    “Like my tweet” I told him
    “And I’ll tattoo my ass”

    He liked the tweet, goddamn him
    So I had to follow through
    And since my dignity was lost
    I posted a photo too

    Chorus:
    Ryan Reynolds
    Why’d you tweet me back
    Ryan Reynolds
    Your name's above my crack

    Ryan Reynolds
    Engraved in red and black
    Ryan Reynolds
    There’s no going back


    Verse 3/Bridge
    So now into eternity
    I’ll keep beneath my pants
    The name of a celebrity
    Tattooed in Comic Sans

    So now Buzzfeed and Twitter
    Have all seen my bum
    Said Reynolds, when he saw it,
    “Dear god, what have you done?”

    (repeat chorus)

    (based on the story of this Florida Kid: https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan/comments/62328u/florida_man_gets_ryan_reynolds_tattooed_on_his/)
  • SWAMP MONSTER


    Freak of nurture, Flor’da born

    Innocence lost, earned your scorn

    In defense, my head ain’t right

    In a sense, a parasite


    Sucked love out of my mother

    Real bastard of a brother

    My ex spins old wives tales

    Their voice whispers, barbs, impales


    Lucid as Lucifer’s fire

    Head bugged out, wearing a wire

    Tapped in, Dark Lord’s will is all

    Dial out, can't connect your call


    I’m going to burn away,

    I don't see the point of me.

    I see the point of others,

    These significant others

    Making more insignificant me.


    I'm going to burn today

    Just don't see the point of me

    I see the point of others,

    Great nemeses and lovers

    But I'm pointless and in-between.


    Loved ones left me in the lurch

    Loved once, left inside this church

    Turned to others’ good graces

    Still possessed, dark horde chases


    Haunted over the threshold

    These demons have grown too bold

    Followed me into kind arms

    Hellfire trips no alarms


    This altar is infested,

    I know I’m being tested

    This paradise is depraved

    On my grave, you will be saved


    I’ll see evil turned away

    I now know the point of me.

    I will protect the others,

    The significant others

    That have given my life to me (x2)


    What next when the Anti-Christ

    Shows up at church for advice?

    Let him in, absolve his sin?

    When that’s left, what’s left of him?


    Turn my eyes into my skull

    Parasites have left my soul

    Bitten down to a birthmark

    Evil enters soulful hearts


    Raised from labrat to churchmouse

    Demons, leave be our God’s house

    No harm to our world of good

    Don’t make hellholes out of wood


    Buckets full of gasoline

    Will wash this holy house clean

    Mount the steeple, fill a flume

    Spark, watch others run, consumed


    Fire trucks, news vans scream through night

    Witness to my black spotlight

    The crowd below points above

    Monster turns to ash for love


    Burn, burn, burn…

    “Flor’da man seen dousing flame.

    He's a hero! Locals claim."

    Burn, burn, burn…


    Burn Burn Burn it down!

    Raze the roof into the ground

    Finally all the others,

    Lovers brothers and mothers

    Can forgive my soul, hellbound.



    This entry is based on the stories of many Floridians blaming their outlandish crimes on demonic? possession-- because the reality of the actual cases is so dark, we decided to create a fiction based on the general theme. -- Team 12
  • EASY GO
    ==========================
    By vladimirdlc
    With edits by agitat0r and twiggface
    ==========================

    /* Verse 1 */

    I catch kilos of coke off miami shore
    I snatch a bald eagle from a gator's jaw
    Then Florida Woman turn my jackpot sour,
    Pushing my buttons, but she's good in the shower,

    To be Florida Man sure as hell is taxing
    The IRS come knocking when I'm high and relaxing
    taxes, man, they get me hot and feral
    collect'em from my shot gun barrel

    /* Chorus */

    Easy go, easy fly,
    that's the life of Florida Man
    feel the flow, let it shine,
    come on now and hold my hand

    Easy go, easy fly,
    that's the life of Florida Man
    That's my life, man, it's my life,
    I don't think you would understand

    /* Verse 2 */

    hey kid, did i tell you when i met yo mom
    i was kinda high and then broke in to her home
    then i kinda woke up and a little later
    i fed my family jewles to our pet alligator

    for us i'm cookin chicken in some spicy wine
    and season it with crack cocaine and vico-dine
    and afterwards we'll do a game of naked twister
    together with my ex and with her hottie sister

    /* Chorus */
  • YOU CAN'T STOP FLORIDAMAN
    -------------------------

    VERSE
    1) He stole some market's sausage and he jumped off a bridge
    (Floridaman, Floridaman)
    2) Dressed as a teletubby when he looted a fridge
    (Floridaman, Floridaman)
    3) Busted at a Walmart with his pants full of steaks
    (Floridaman, Floridaman)
    4) 18 hour crime spree while eating his own face
    (Floridaman, Floridaman)

    BRIDGE
    From the best state in the country, he is Floridaman
    But sometimes he gets hungry, he is Floridaman

    VERSE
    5) Got drunk and took a cab to rob a bank and got tazed
    (Floridaman, Floridaman)
    6) Gave a taco as his ID while his car was ablaze
    (Floridaman, Floridaman)
    7) Got elected Mayor, DUI'd in a lake
    (Floridaman, Floridaman)
    8) Ate some dinner, took a nap while doing a housebreak
    (Floridaman, Floridaman)

    BRIDGE
    Not known for his quick thinking, he is Floridaman
    Gets smarter when he's drinking, he is Floridaman

    CHORUS

    He's in Florida, where you can eat what you wish
    Down in Florida, he'll always drink like a fish
    Restraining him is unwise, it's a horrible plan
    Just have to realize You can't stop Floridaman!

    VERSE
    9) Wore an "I Have Drugs" T-shirt, got busted for drugs
    (Floridaman, Floridaman)
    10) Burned down his whole apartment just to kill all the bugs
    (Floridaman, Floridaman)
    11) Got shorted on a drug deal, so he calls 911
    (Floridaman, Floridaman)
    12) Passed out at the mall with smack, baby, knife and gun
    (Floridaman, Floridaman)

    BRIDGE
    So what if he's strung out, he is Floridaman
    Drugged out with his tongue out, he is Floridaman

    VERSE
    13) With a bucket on his head and a trash bag for a cape
    (Floridaman, Floridaman)
    14) Stole Santeria Pigeons, then made his escape
    (Floridaman, Floridaman)
    15) Tried to rob a dollar Store and in a pond hide
    (Floridaman, Floridaman)
    16) Aimed to steal a cop car with policeman inside
    (Floridaman, Floridaman)

    BRIDGE
    Always gets caught stealing, he is Floridaman
    Which is why he turned to dealing, he is Floridaman

    CHORUS

    He's in Florida, where you can steal what you need
    Down in Florida, he'll someday learn how to read
    Restraining him is unwise, it's a horrible plan
    Just have to realize You can't stop Floridaman!

    --------------
    references

    1) http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20170404/alleged-sausage-shoplifter-jumps-off-brooks-bridge
    2) http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/bethlehem/index.ssf/2014/10/teletubbie_break-in_student_dr.html
    3) http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/fla-man-arrested-with-walmart-steaks-in-his-pants
    4) http://glossynews.com/society/crime/201404100526/florida-man-eats-own-face-goes-on-epic-crime-spree/
    5) http://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2015/03/26/bank-robber-drunk-arrived-cab-police-say/70478934/
    6) http://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=palm-city-man-reaches-for-taco-when-martin-deputies-ask-for-id&d=4861526665334972&mkt=en-US&setlang=en-US&w=SMzSDlG2AKSixCMHXU6fmvZLFXoJXsQf
    7) http://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/columbia-county/lake-city/fhp-lake-city-mayor-could-face-dui-charge-in-lake-crash
    8) http://www.wctv.tv/home/headlines/Family-Finds-Intruder-Sleeping-on-Couch-320216231.html
    9) http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/trending/florida-man-wearing-i-have-drugs-t-shirt-arrested-on-drug-possession-charges-police-say01072014
    10) http://gawker.com/florida-man-burns-down-his-apartment-to-kill-the-bugs-1560998406?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
    11) http://www.nbc-2.com/story/30136945/woman-complains-to-9-1-1-shorted-in-drug-deal#.VgsCpiBViko
    12) http://fox13now.com/2016/08/14/florida-toddler-found-in-car-with-unconscious-mom-drugs-gun-were-within-childs-reach/
    13) http://wsvn.com/news/local/burglar-breaks-into-miami-religious-store-steals-pigeons/
    14) ibid.
    15) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUs2vWXwx3U&feature=youtu.be
    16) http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2014-05-22/news/fl-boca-car-burglar-fail-20140522_1_police-officer-vehicle-burglary-empty-vehicle
  • (V1)
    He stops over to her house
    It’s late night the lights are out
    She comes home to find that louse
    Chomping on chicken with a liquor that’s kicking
    All fried up, the oil’s on his fingers
    She’s all fired up, why did he linger?

    (PC)
    Call the Police! Someone call them please!

    (C)
    Oh Florida Man Florida Man
    They’re gonna cuff you hands
    You know you should of ran
    You silly little Florida Man

    Oh Florida Man Florida Man
    The sunshine state is a strange land
    Maybe something’s in the sand
    Could you tell us Florida Man?

    (V2)
    He liked the kiss of danger
    His daddy was a ranger
    So he thought it was okay
    To ask the serpent out to play
    Maybe once maybe twice
    Twelve times risked his life
    They say the snake had the venom
    But there was poison already in him

    (PC)
    Call the Police! Someone call them please!

    (C)
    Oh Florida Man Florida Man
    That snake’s gonna swell your hands
    You know you should of ran
    You silly little Florida Man

    Oh Florida Man Florida Man
    The sunshine state is a strange land
    Maybe something’s in the sand
    Could you tell us Florida Man?

    (B)
    He bit off a man’s ear
    Over a case of beer
    She bashed her boyfriend’s car
    Cause that joke went to far
    He wanted to look like them
    So he bought human skin

    (PC)
    Call the Police! Someone call them please!

    (C)
    Oh Florida Man Florida Man
    The morals of a trash can
    Most public places need you banned
    You silly little Florida Man

    Oh Florida Man Florida Man
    The sunshine state is a strange land
    Maybe something’s in the sand
    Could you tell us Florida Man?

    Sources:
    www.wftv.com/news/trending-now/…facebook/512495377
    www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--la…Oqh2kwzRrkddK/
    blog.theveteranssite.com/know-venomou…kes_20170416
    kron4.com/2017/04/15/florida-w…-chicken-in-kitchen/
    www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-w…t-deputies-say
  • Today, I had a craving I couldn’t conquer
    Thought I’d go buy myself a Whopper
    But I couldn’t cause there’s no Burger Kings near me

    Then, I figured I’d get a baconator
    Came across a wild alligator and thought
    “This is the perfect currency”

    I had time to think it over
    As I went through the grueling process
    Of getting a lizard into my Range Rover

    So now I’m sitting at the stoplight
    Mulling over my brilliant strategy,
    Anticipating the trajectory,
    Experiencing ecstasy

    I’m getting hungry so I have to make my move
    Pulled my car into the drive-thru
    Said politely “I want food”

    The lady said that I should be a wee more precise
    A burger, an iced tea with no ice
    And no, I don’t want any fries…

    I had to know this would be costly
    I had to weigh the pros and cons
    And just how badly I wanted a frosty

    I approached the service window,
    Wiped my brow and swallowed shallow
    Gathered my nerve and threw the gator
    I just hope this doesn’t make the paper…

    Suddenly I’m overcome with utter grief
    Oh no. I’m such a bozo.
    I forgot to grab the burger and the tea
    Oh well. There’s no turning back now.
    I must press on with no question.
    Do you think i learned my lesson.
    I’m a Florida Man
  • She had wanted the simple life
    so they said Florida was the sunshine state,
    some oasis with palm trees and miniature flamingos

    Rows of citrus trees tempting
    their juices flowing from sugary sweet machines
    a garden of sun and heat and green forever

    She had visited Florida alone,
    remnants of the ship were scattered between the mangroves

    wooden splinters stretching upward into emerging twilight
    around succulents the glass left behind by the storm

    She was never suicidal, but was killing herself
    Over the sink in the mirror
    Placing pills into the palms of her hands
    the cancer was dying
    If only her children who forgot all about her, told her,
    she was too wonderful to die
  • I'm surprised, she didn't die
    When she went on a joyride
    Eating sushi in a shopping cart
    Driving high through Wal-Mart

    Man, what were you thinking?
    Driving, while drinking
    Hey I know a guy, who's done much worse
    Let me tell you, he's perverse

    Down south, they drive you crazy
    But the things he does, still amaze me
    I share with you, the best I can
    The life and times of Florida Man

    Someone let him have a plane
    Whoever it was, is insane
    Using radar and over Lakeland
    A giant dick was all he planned

    Man, what were you thinking?
    Driving, while drinking
    Hey I know a guy, who's done much worse
    Let me tell you, he's perverse

    Down south, they drive you crazy
    But the things he does, still amaze me
    I share with you, the best I can
    The life and times of Florida Man

    Where do I start?
    When it comes to this part
    Chilling in his car
    Unfortunately he won't go far

    Smoking a bunch of pot
    Police ask what he's got
    He hands them a lit joint
    This seems like his end point

    But it keeps getting better
    'Cause our man's a go getter
    They also found a gun
    Finally, the guy's so done

    Man, what were you thinking?
    Driving, while drinking

    Down south, they drive you crazy
    But the things he does, still amaze me
    I share with you, the best I can
    The life and times of Florida Man
  • Mouse Trap--

    Verses written by Agitat0r
    Chorus written by Wachtos
    Produced, mixed, and mastered by Wachtos
    Performed by AubrynMusic

    Lyrics:

    i could have loved you
    but you made me turn away
    i bare it all, you shoot me down
    to you i am at play

    all that i am
    fall to your hand
    what i became
    it's you to blame
    it's never ever
    happening again


    You held me down like a mouse trap
    Hung me from the tail like a rat pack
    Kept myself alive like a fat cat
    Keep me up and still
    I can get the kill
    Oh I know I will on the fast track
    Because you
    You held me down like a mouse trap

    you could never keep me down
    i'm still around

    and now, the hunter is the hunted
    and i have got nothing to lose
    and no matter we both end up stunted
    your lady is collecting her dues

    'cause all that i am
    fall to your hand
    what i became
    it's you to blame
    it's never ever
    happening again

    You held me down like a mouse trap
    Hung me from the tail like a rat pack
    Kept myself alive like a fat cat
    Keep me up and still
    I can get the kill
    Oh I know I will on the fast track
    Because you
    You held me down like a mouse trap
  • Sunrise, just like any other day
    Today is your last chance to play
    Don't bother making up your bed
    By midnight you will turn up dead

    The sun goes down
    Without a sound
    The bullet fired
    Ends your life

    Beware the gun in the night
    Look for those specks of light
    They are the last pair of eyes
    To ever see you alive

    Tonight when the lights are out
    It doesn't matter how loud you shout
    The hunter has you helpless now
    The bloody curtain is your final bow

    The sun goes down
    Without a sound
    The bullet fired
    Ends your life

    Beware the gun in the night
    Look for those specks of light
    They are the last pair of eyes
    To ever see you alive

    Beware the gun in the dark
    It knows exactly where you are
    You can beg but you won't get far
    A killer has no heart
  • He's a devil in disguise, have you seen him?
    If you wanna cross him up, chances seem slim,
    He's got a plan and you know he's gonna see it through,
    You had better be alert with his sights on you,

    He's evil - he knows it,
    He always wears a smile every time he gets to show it,
    He knows it - he's evil,
    He wants to put the world in a state of upheaval

    Because he's BACK to KILL
    He has vengeance to fulfil,
    Because he's HERE to STAY,
    So you'd best just clear the way

    In a tuxedo he has never felt more right,
    When it's time to go and hit the town at night,
    Drinking martinis, always shaken - never stirred,
    And you know that he's always gonna get the bird

    Because he's LICENSED to KILL,
    And he hopes that blood must spill,
    Because he's HERE to STAY,
    So you'd best just clear the way
  • Verse 1:
    You’ve got a license
    To get the job done.
    But how can you know the truth?
    When everyone has a gun.

    Search in every corner.
    Look behind every door.
    Someone’s out to get you.
    That’s all we know for sure.

    Chorus:
    Look before you reap.
    Who’s a friend and who’s a foe?
    Is he dead or just asleep?
    Sweet Chariot swing low.

    Look before you reap.
    What’s in that shadow there?
    I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
    Life or death, it’s just a dare.

    So look before you reap.

    Verse 2:
    Does that woman love you,
    Or want to see you dead?
    Will she hug you to her chest,
    Or put a bullet in your head?

    Whoever can you trust,
    When the mission’s on the line?
    The answer can be found,
    You just have to read the sign.

    Chorus:

    Bridge:
    Every day is life or death.
    Every moment, hold your breath.
    Is that a child with a knife?
    Looking to steal your life?
    Is there safety to be found?
    Or just jumping at every sound?
    You must decide who dies,
    And end this wicked game of lies.
  • He sees
    You in the shadows

    Beneath
    The darkened grotto

    Belief
    Is not his motto

    It's just his
    Life...style!

    Pinstripe!
    Get out of the light

    At night...
    He knows what's right!

    Pinstripe
    Do not get caught
    In his web of lies

    Or you'll regret it
    Now go and get it

    Pinstripe!

    Pinstripe...

    Pinstripe!

    Time to strike...
  • He lay quietly watching the buildings topple inwards killing thousands

    ----------

    He calls me a villain?

    MI6 spells out corruption.

    Bond does not know true creation,

    Just an agent of destruction.



    Ivory tower legacy

    And guarded by my hilt


    Dominate the Earth?

    Only obstacle is Bond?


    Prepare, jolly old England,

    A dirge will be your song!


    This agent with no agency

    Dares to face me alone,

    An English lapdog’s fantasy,

    Won’t lift me from my throne!


    Recite all my safety measures:

    Killing spies comes before pleasure,

    Keep enemies further than friends,

    Cleanup any, all loose ends.


    Chekhov's gun, check yourself,

    Don’t through devices wreck yourself,

    Don’t set yourself a narrative,

    Where demise is imperative.



    I never hear him breach my wall!
  • AGENT OF MERCY


    VERSE 1

    I am right here above you
    Watching you close
    The ones you think love you
    Endanger the most

    I open my arms
    To welcome your clasp
    Protect you from harm
    Won't slip through my grasp

    CHORUS
    No controversy
    I'll help you to mend
    Agent of Mercy
    Bring things to an end
    I'll give you my blessing
    and bring you to Grace
    through the act of confessing
    and a smothered embrace

    VERSE 2

    For all your contrition
    I should save your soul
    On a merciful mission
    to help make you whole

    I promise no pity
    You should ever be proud
    The work done is gritty
    Can you see through the shroud?

    CHORUS
    When we hit the pavement
    I'll shield you from pain
    Merciful Agent
    An ending humane
    We're both only human
    The emotions of love
    Painless execution
    I bring from above

    VERSE 3

    I will end all your suffering
    Peace shall arrive
    By silently smothering
    The hurt in your life.

    And as all gets silent
    The sobbing it ends
    No pain and no violence
    You've made your amends

    CHORUS
    Don't view me adversely
    when I pull out the knife
    Agent of Mercy
    Will give you new life
    For in the hereafter
    You'll find your true bliss
    The music of laughter
    The sound of a kiss

    END
  • Make the pain fade away
    you don't have to, try
    a dream, will wait
    close your eyes
    be the hero, to this Lu-lla-by

    Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye!
    Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
    Oh go, oh no

    If you know how to kill
    you'll know how to die
    no pain no fear
    close your eyes
    be the hero, to this Lu-lla-by

    Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye!
    Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
    Oh go, oh no

    Become no-one
    the hunter lays the trap
    deer [sic], the longer we're near
    my sweet child
    Come, sleep tight
  • Kill Me If You Can

    V1
    Your tears could shatter the sky
    My fears are what keep me alive
    In the moment forget about courage
    The courageous are well known to die
    Slip and run for your life
    This agent just has to survive
    Stay on the move
    Maybe I won’t lose
    Trying to chose the path
    Just hurry before it’s too late

    Chorus
    Raise your gun
    Throw your knives
    Try to trap me with your slick lies
    Use all you’ve got
    It will be for naught
    Still you’d better try
    Grab your gun raise it high
    I will duck when the bullets fly
    Bam bam
    You know who I am
    So baby kill me if you can

    V2
    I flip making you miss
    Your moment of failure is such sweet bliss
    The earth might just crumble beneath my feet
    I pass by you and I feel that heat
    I feel regret at your defeat
    Though I won’t fail again
    Not like way back then
    I will fight til I die I have to win
    Fleetingly flawless
    You’ll dig your claws in

    Chorus
    Raise your gun
    Throw your knives
    Try to trap me with your slick lies
    Use all you’ve got
    It will be for naught
    Still you’d better try
    Grab your gun raise it high
    I will duck when the bullets fly
    Bam bam
    You know who I am
    So baby kill me if you can

    Bridge
    I know can’t save you
    Not sure if I want to
    My job needs to be done
    I could hide every night away from the sun
    But the truth will be brought to light
    Still I am an agent and feelings are vagrants
    They’ll leave you alone with time

    Chorus
    Raise your gun
    Throw them knives
    You’ve used all you’ve got
    This will be for naught
    Baby kill me if you can
  • Blackout

    I’m a shadow, a glitch in the system
    Here with a flicker then gone
    I’m the name spoken only in whispers
    Fade with the gunsmoke then lost

    I’m a virus, a crack in the cypher
    Just when you’re one step ahead
    Smooth and silent, I strike like a viper
    Or maybe it’s all in your head

    Fade to blackout
    As they come down
    In my footsteps they fall one by one

    Fade to blackout
    As they come down
    On my trail but I’m already gone

    I’m already gone


    I’m the face that you’ve passed and forgotten
    Look back and I’m lost in the crowd
    I’m the mystery there’s simply no solving
    Ask yourself if I’m watching you now

    I’m the bullet you’ll never see coming
    Pulled by a trigger unheard
    I’m the reason there’s no point in running
    Don’t you know I can kill with a word

    Fade to blackout
    As they come down
    In my footsteps they fall one by one

    Fade to blackout
    As they come down
    On my trail but I’m already gone
  • /* INTRO/CHORUS */

    the overconfidence
    is gonna kill you in the end
    the dandy opulence
    is a devil masking as your friend

    turn it up to eleven now
    double oh seven

    blow the doors open to heaven
    now double oh seven


    /* VERSE 1 */

    You've all heard of the man
    In the tuxedo,
    martini in hand
    solid gold cufflinks
    with secret compartments
    when the party is over,
    his business can start

    He bids the host goodbye,
    Two cheeks kissed,
    and a sleight of hand
    Finishes off his martini, dry
    And watches her
    tip back her champagne flute

    He's off and away
    Before she starts to feel nauseous
    He's cautious, he'll never
    Get caught


    /* CHORUS */

    that overconfidence
    it's gonna kill you in the end
    the dandy opulence
    a devil masking as your friend
    that overconfidence
    you're done before you can begin
    you're leaving traces and
    the zealots are listening in
    turn it up to eleven now
    double oh seven you gonna
    blow the doors open to heaven
    with a shot

    /* VERSE 2 */

    Yes, you've all heard of the man
    Last name, first name, last name again
    Dozens of gadgets, and dozens of faces
    For dozens of girlfriends in dozens of places

    Tonight he will lay with a red headed beauty
    And while she is sleeping
    He's off with the key
    To a room in a lair on a faraway island
    Guarded by snipers and red laser beams

    He left her a note
    That says "Call if you need me...
    My number is 007"


    /* CHORUS, REPEATED */

    that overconfidence
    it's gonna kill you in the end
    the dandy opulence
    a devil masking as your friend
    that overconfidence
    you're done before you can begin
    you're leaving traces and
    the zealots are listening in
    turn it up to eleven now
    double oh seven you gonna
    blow the doors open to heaven
    with a shot
    (and it's a given)
  • My word’s good as my bond when I say Bond is not my name
    Mr. Bond’s retired to a well deserved grave

    I am at his wake, from afar I watch the priest
    Leading prayer for the greatest spy ever deceased

    Once an elite agent, and the best of all they hired
    Now all washed up, tired, old, and worst of all expired

    Last moniker Bond, first moniker James
    The mourning all are silent, the priest crosses out both names

    For him I’m a dead ringer, his name couldn’t ring more dead
    He’s the spy who loved the singer who shot him in the head

    He’s the spy that never was, the spy that never was
    Built up, chased down, beaten for the cause.

    He’s the spy that never was, the spy that never was
    Run ragged through the ringer and defeated for the cause.

    Years ago, who’s counting, secret agent meets a girl
    Lounge singer with ambitions to overthrow the world

    Cornered in her lounge– cornered creatures fight
    Bond sent a vanquished henchmen– she set his head alight

    He’s the spy who never was, was the spy who never was
    Showdown, aimed down, shot down for Bond’s cause.

    She blew smoke from her gun, like she blew away her troubles
    She recognized her minion, a pulverized stunt double

    He’s the spy who never was, was a spy that never was
    Knocked down, turned round and sent into her claws

    Behind her Double O Seven and his P99 MI6 said not to trust her, you’re to kill her for her crimes

    Malevolent crooning started tugging at Bond’s soul
    She found his charm disarming, just as under his control

    Their forbidden love ate away at aspiration
    He gave up trying to save the world, she gave up domination

    Bond needed to die, fade away without a trace
    Had a perfect double agent, the dead man without a face

    The day that shattered England, the day that James Bond died
    Betrayed by crooning vixen, the one who kept his side.

    The plan had been elopement, honeymooning I had lost her
    Now I saw her at my wake, condemned with killing my imposter

    No sooner than the corpse of faceless Bond was underground
    M vowed to end my mission, death for crimes against the Crown

    She’s the girl who loves the spy, the girl who loves the spy
    Shanghaiied, tried, condemned for his alibi

    I may not be that spy, now a frail doppelganger
    But the Bond living inside me won’t sit by and watch them hang her

    I’m the spy who never was, was the spy that never was Once a keeper of the peace, now in love with an outlaw

    Ungrazed by her bullets, I am shot by Cupid’s dart
    The spy who loves the singer who shot him in the heart
  • Your job is not for the faint of heart
    You'll be fine if you play your part

    They won't know what hit them
    Then it's too late
    They won't know what hit them
    Don't you wait

    You're a fool if you take this lightly
    One mistake, one slip
    Consequences deadly

    Operator, infiltrator
    You're a mystery
    Breaking hearts, breaking rules
    Fighting a one-man war

    A spy with two faces (two faces)
    A man of many places
    Loyal to one, not any other
    But you'll string along
    The unfortunate ones

    You are not who you appear to be
    One face for them
    Another for me

    Late night
    Black Tie
    You walk in to my life
    I can't tell if this is all a lie

    A spy with two faces
    Gone before morning
    You don't leave any traces
    But I linger on
    Your briefest embraces (your briefest embraces)
    Your talk and flirtations

    Someday there won't be any going back
    No agent to turn
    Only your face, no mask

    White lies
    Neat tricks
    Won't save your neck
    No escape, no chance for regrets

    A spy with two faces
    Your big mistake
    Is trusting me to be exactly as I am
    But you're not the only one
    Who can be who they need to be whenever they need to
    Your time is done

    A spy with two faces
    You have no more places
    To hide from me
    You can run, you can try
    Your disguises don't work
    Your plans failed you
    You're not the only one playing this game
  • GRAVE OF AN ANGEL

    VERSE 1:
    In the mirror of a window spies a shadow of a face
    And every passing eye reflects a foe
    The trappings you relied upon have all but been replaced
    By whispers of a love you hardly know

    PRE-CHORUS 1:
    When honor burns as a ghost yet spurns
    The pieces fight and falter in the field
    Compelled by a voice, they all make a choice
    The cracks don't show until you think you're healed

    CHORUS 1:
    Aim your weapon at the grave of an angel
    Ask your questions of her bones
    Beg forgiveness at the grave of an angel
    While you wonder what she owns

    BRIDGE 1:
    Wings enfold you, heaven help you
    Only hell might know who controls you

    VERSE 2:
    Every bullet is a puzzle that is missing half a thought
    A mystery obscuring all the clues
    Your orders from on high describe an enemy they wrought
    It might be time to pay their dues

    CHORUS 2:
    Find the answers at the grave of an angel
    Was she worth another glance
    Look in closely on the grave of an angel
    Does she beckon you by chance

    BRIDGE 2:
    Raised above, you see lines and lies, you know you'll return to their midst
    Soul in the churn, recall what you learn, forget how much rests in her kiss

    CHORUS 3:
    Free a secret at the grave of an angel
    Hope her spirit hears a yell
    Bring a verdict to the grave of an angel
    Chain the memory that dwells

    At the grave of an angel. (x2 or 3)
  • This is
    The beginning of the end
    You are running out of time again
    Time out // time out

    You would know
    What it's like to be away from home
    You rise up and you stand alone
    Time out // Time out

    And you are carying the
    Whole world on you shoulders
    Is it heavy is it heavy
    Time out // time out

    And you
    You can feel it coming
    You can feel it ahhh
    Time out // time out

    It's time
    To get up and take what's mine
    Put it in overdrive
    Time out // time out

    I should know
    Who's a friend and who's a foe
    No one can be left alone
    Time out // time out

    And I
    I'll be with you to the end
    Everybody needs a friend
    Time out // time out

    We
    We can not be stopped
    We can not be ahh
    Time out // time out


  • He’s sipping at a dry martini
    He’s with a girl in a bikini

    She looks at him with sweet and sad eyes
    But he already knows that she’s with the bad guys

    She’s got something planned all right
    But she doesn’t know that he knows

    She’s got a mission, it’s as simple as pie
    While he’s asleep, Bond’s gonna die
    She’s got a mission, it’s as simple as pie
    While he’s asleep, Bond’s gonna die

    Brings him back into her bed
    But morning comes and James has fled

    Did he slip her some relaxant?
    Or was it just his British accent?

    She feels so embarrassed, feels so undone
    She gets out of bed, he’s taken her gun
    She opens the curtains to let in the sun
    And sees there’s a note, “Well, wasn’t that fun!”
  • They say it's only desert to the east,
    Puts a man up to the test,
    Still sounds better than staring down the beast,
    Every day out in the west.


    Take the empire from beneath,
    Everything he stands for, and everything he's worth,
    Bullets, sure, will knock him off his feet,
    But it takes a lot more than lead to put a good man in the dirt.

    Pick the lock to let the boys in,
    A shooter on the hill,
    25 mils of poison,
    And only one to kill.

    Kind of leaves you feeling
    As empty as the ranch,
    But it's better him than me
    Out swinging from the branch

    Take the empire from beneath,
    Everything he stands for, and everything he's worth,
    Bullets, sure, will knock him off his feet,
    But it takes a lot more than lead to put a good man in the dirt.

  • [Verse 1]

    It was summer in the good old texas
    the sun shined nice-n and high
    I stopped my truck near this bar
    and ordered some good old texas moonshine

    The bar smelled of cigarettes
    and beer mixed with mischief
    but then the sweet strawberry mist hit me
    the sweet lass passed me with a smile

    Oh I dn't know why
    but in my heart I knew that she may be the one


    [chorus]
    I am a man with a gun
    Man of hard words and a bitter heart
    but boy that woman got me
    lord! she shot me through my heart

    And I couldn't help it
    there was no way I could help it
    that woman got me
    lord! she shot me through my heart

    [Verse 2]
    i have waited too long for somone
    I said as she sat next to me
    she smiled and leaned on me to kiss
    and then she kissed my cheek

    We danced all night to the songs I don't remember
    and I drank more than I usually did
    she took me her place
    we didn't sleep till it was half past six

    [chorus]
    I am a man with a gun
    Man of hard words and a bitter heart
    but boy that woman got me
    lord! she shot me through my heart

    And I couldn't help it
    there was no way I could help it
    that woman got me
    lord! she shot me through my heart

    [verse]

    I woke up with my hand searching for her
    in the bed just next to me
    the girl was long gone left a note next to lamp
    big letters "baby I am sorry"

    you are a man with a gun
    Man of hard words and a bitter heart
    I will treasure every moment that I spent with you
    but thats a fling I dont want to start

    I am a man with a gun
    Man of hard words and bitter heart
  • Into the Valley of Death

    For wind gives a tormented howl
    he is unforgiving with despair
    when watching your body fall into
    the canyon ten thousand feet below

    silver ribbon fissures of the gorge
    tightly wrap holiday designs
    when stalagmites erode our lord,
    Myriad of tributaries align

    motors and gears collide
    a train wreck derails the horizon
    glowing embers in shot grainy wind
    forever half past noon

    Off of red cliffs
    into a chasm of the earth
    Plunging from a hole in the sky
    It burns like hands

    (The engine halves heave into one)
    (The engine halves heave into one)
    (The engine halves heave into one)

  • A wild stallion.
    Hold the reigns.
    Seems so valiant
    in the rain.

    Try to balance
    what's at stake,
    while I gallop
    far way.

    What's my gold worth
    on the run?
    (While I holster
    my sweet gun.)

    Collecting posters
    of these thugs.
    Hand 'em over,
    get my nugs.

    And I can find
    any name.
    I have tried
    all these days.

    I have to ride.
    I can't stay,
    'cause I won't die
    'til I'm saved.

    I have to ride...
    'til I'm saved.

    No, I won't die...
    unless I'm saved.

    I won't die.


    Wanted bandits
    want my head.
    I won't hand it.
    Take their's instead.

    Plead for mercy.
    Ride along.
    It's only work, see.
    Not right or wrong.

    Drink my whiskey
    on the rocks.
    Would you miss me
    if I stopped?

    Moving quickly
    to the top.
    When I'm fifty,
    I might drop.

    And I can find
    any name.
    I have tried
    all these days.

    I have to ride.
    I can't stay,
    'cause I won't die
    'til I'm saved.

    I have to ride...
    'til I'm saved.

    No, I won't die...
    unless I'm saved.

    I won't die.

    But you will cry
    all the same.

    And I can find
    any name.
    I have tried
    all these days.

    I have to ride.
    I can't stay,
    'cause I won't die
    'til I'm saved.

    And I can find
    any name.
    I have tried
    all these days.

    I have to ride.
    I can't stay,
    'cause I won't die
    'til I'm saved.
  • [verse 1]
    These hills are wearing down
    to the gravel in the river bed
    and to the dust
    way out on the horizon

    Two hundred head a-grazin'
    living off the land
    Wasn't sure why I came here
    but I got no other plans

    [Chorus]
    They will find our bones some day.
    They will sing our songs.
    They'll tell our stories to their children
    and make it sound fun.
    But they'll bottle up our memories
    just to burn for the rest of their lives
    and what I wonder most is...
    Why?

    [verse 2]
    The deep red glow
    at the setting of the sun
    and the melting of the shadows
    all into one

    The moon rides high
    a lantern strung 'tween the stars
    all the light that we'll ever need
    to get us through the dark

    [Chorus]
    They will find our bones some day.
    They will sing our songs.
    They'll tell our stories to their children
    and make it sound fun.
    But they'll bottle up our memories
    just to burn for the rest of their lives
    and what I wonder most is...
    Why?

    [verse 3]
    A cool whisper through the trees
    early morning rain starts to fall
    Got leathers on my back
    to keep me dry and warm

    The sun climbs over the hills again
    and our shadows are reborn
    Another simple day in the simple life
    of an old west dinosaur

    [Chorus]
    They will find our bones some day.
    They will sing our songs.
    They'll tell our stories to their children
    and make it sound fun.
    But they'll bottle up our memories
    just to burn 'til the end of their time
    and what I wonder most is...
    Why?
  • The Bullet and the Stray

    V
    The sunsets in my eyes,
    As a tear falls down to dust
    With a distant sound of trouble,
    The water turns to rust
    Peace is shattered silently
    Though in the streets it blows
    The stranger rides to hope street,
    His face his hanging low
    V
    She takes the strike for insolence
    She takes the justice dealt
    With a hold on love the jailer tolls
    The strain of freedom felt
    For prison is a place
    Where walls are built around
    This Town it holds a hundred souls
    Beaten down to sand

    Pre-C
    When the wind blows in the oak tree
    When the free are not enslaved
    A name means nothing to you or I
    We all just wash away

    C
    A saviour to the people
    Save me from myself
    The troubled past forgotten
    By the bullet and the stray
    When I walk down
    When I walk down
    When I walk I hear it
    The Bullet and the stray

    V
    My blood boils in the desert
    The september rattled sun
    The words like chatter echo
    Through the barrel of a gun
    A stranger offers comfort,
    The price to pay is high
    The devil's in the detail
    The man returns to sky
  • You can barely hear a sound
    for the train whistle's blowing
    and in the man with his gun to the banker's chest
    a sour streak is growing
    go get me all you cash says he
    your jewels and diamonds too
    yessir says the banker
    we exist only to please

    The banker's in the back now, talking on the telephone
    to the sheriff goes by the name of Jay Malone
    there's trouble here I am afraid the shaking banker says
    I am aware my men are headed there
    and with that the line goes dead

    Banker rushes to the front now
    with a wad of cold hard cash
    sticks his hands high in the air
    with one step the thief is there
    grabs the cash runs out the door
    and mounts his fine brown mare

    And from atop his horse
    he drew out his shiny gun
    its silver barrels glistened
    in the bright midmorning
    sun it spoke real loud both once and twice
    and two of the sheriff's men
    were lying on the ground
    then he rode his mare both fast and hard
    and passed out of that town
    leaving two cold bodies
    to be put in the dusty ground

    On a Tuesday night a young man walks into a bar
    claiming that he'd saved the town with that he downs a jar
    the sheriff when he got the news put his hand upon his shoulder
    the young man when he turned around knew that his time was over

  • There was but a single hand man
    dreaded to (become/welcome) the madness
    (carries dead besides his hips/kiss the death bellow the hips) (takes the death make her his bitch)
    know his name, they call him Stitches. (dropp em' dead bellow his knees)


    Far away where land dries red (glow/wine/while)
    fireflies play with the flies (fireflies jiggle with flies)

    There was but a single gallow (There were just a single-color men)
    (glowing, just his bare fist soaked in red) (they where only soaked in blood and damned)

    (there/while)shiny Stitches barely swallow
    rapist, killer, simple, mellow
    know in El Paso, 'El Desespero'...


    Once a man, now(not) just a shadow
    how he left? 'es un misterio'
    the unfair rope was fair that hour
    cause the tale is not blank ammo

    when I was in Wonderland
    I bit the bullet
  • Johnny came to town walking solo and destitue
    Started work for rachcers doing all he knew to do
    Slashing this and storing that and sowing all the fields
    But poor old Johnny never saw profits from the yields

    Johnny's dead, johnny's dead
    Johnny's dead, johnny's dead
    He worked his life away, johnny's passed away
    No one here to miss him, Johnny's gone away

    The work only stops for a moment and moves on
    Until another johnny steps up and comes along
    Slashing this and storing that and sowing all the fields
    This new johnny will soon learn no profits from the yields

    Johnny's dead, johnny's dead
    Johnny's dead, johnny's dead
    He worked his life away, johnny's passed away
    No one here to miss him, Johnny's gone away

    Maybe on another day, someone else will see
    There is no yield coming out, without our man johnny
    But that cold day may never come, this looks like him to me
    A new young man is walking up, and he's the new johnny

    Johnny's dead, johnny's dead
    Johnny's dead, johnny's dead
    He worked his life away, johnny's passed away
    No one here to miss him, Johnny's gone away

    Johnny's dead, johnny's dead
    Johnny's dead, johnny's dead
    He worked his life away, johnny's passed away
    No one here to miss him, Johnny's gone away
  • RAP VERSE 1
    Before the South's Confederacy,
    Jefferson Davis was US Secretary of War.
    They had to transport food, supplies and artillery
    To New Mexico, Arizona, Texas and California

    A lot of that was desert,
    but the army needed supplies
    But the US was pretty broke then,
    Mexican War sucked the money dry

    The US frontier had doubled in length,
    And travelers were quite exposed
    Although the states themselves had strength
    The mountains and deserts imposed

    Bone dry and without water
    The horses just couldn't survive
    But with a hump and feet broader
    A camel would be able to thrive.

    CHORUS
    The US went to Turkey
    To get camels for 30 Grand
    Came back with 70 quirky
    Big animals for the plan
    Hadji Ali came along with them
    The camel trainer, he knew the score
    His name, misheard by the army men
    Hi Jolly! and the Camel Corps

    RAP VERSE 2
    But the army had always thought
    Horses and camels could ride in pairs
    But the camels that they had bought
    Made the horses much too scared

    The camels were also hateful
    bad attitude and smelled so poor
    but the breaking point was the fateful
    eruption of the Civil War

    The US Camel Corps was excused
    but now what were the camels' places
    some say they were all set loose
    others think that Jefferson Davis

    Took the camels to the confederacy
    hauling supplies thru Mexico
    Pack animals tough and messy
    and auctions caused the next to go

    CHORUS
    The US went to Turkey
    To get camels for 30 Grand
    Came back with 70 quirky
    Big animals for the plan
    Hadji Ali came along with them
    The camel trainer, he knew the score
    His name, misheard by the army men
    Hi Jolly! and the Camel Corps

    RAP VERSE 3

    A soldier bought some others
    sold them to Canada to haul some gold
    But rocky terrain made their hooves suffer
    And they got nastier as they grew old

    And what became of Hi Jolly's fate?
    Lost his job when the Corps had ended
    For a bit ran a small camel freight trade
    And married a woman that he had befriended

    He changed his name to Philip
    Had kids and he settled down
    Got his US Citizenship
    and chose Arizona for his hometown.

    He lived a regular life content
    Though his camel troop was no more
    And in '35 Arizona built a monument
    to Hi Jolly! and the Camel Corps

    CHORUS
    The US went to Turkey
    To get camels for 30 Grand
    Came back with 70 quirky
    Big animals for the plan
    Hadji Ali came along with them
    The camel trainer, he knew the score
    His name, misheard by the army men
    Hi Jolly! and the Camel Corps
  • Guest appearances by Clint Eastwood, Pedro, Paco, Pablo & Escobar (voiced by /u/bandpuppy)

    Original lyrics:
    Mis sueños son esclavos de mi libertad
    aquella condenada por la ambición
    de un pueblo que en armas se levantó
    y de mi patria México se separó.

    Ahora que estoy lejos y miro atras,
    quisiera regresar a mi lugar natal,
    Oh Texas pronto volveré.

    Existen recuerdos tan profundos
    que nada ni nadie los borrará
    aquellas planicies, cumbres rocosas
    donde yo solía estar

    Y ahora yo solo pienso en volver
    a aquel lugar lejano donde yo reí y amé
    Oh mi Texas mi amor

    Y ahora yo solo pienso en volver
    a aquel lugar lejano donde yo reí y amé
    Oh mi Texas mi amor

    No puedo estar lejos de ti
    Tu tienes un lugar en mi corazón

    No puedo estar lejos de ti
    Te extraño oh Texas

    Y ahora yo solo pienso en volver
    a aquel lugar lejano donde yo reí y amé
    Oh mi Texas mi amor


    --//--
    English version (loosely translated by /u/pdlourenco)

    My dreams are slaves of my freedom
    that was condemned by the ambition
    of a people which raised arms
    and from my homeland Mexico parted

    Now that I am away and look back,
    I wanted to return to my native land,
    Oh Texas, I'll be back soon

    There are memories so deep
    that nothing or no one will erase them
    those plains, rocky summits
    where I used to be

    And now I only think about returning
    to that place far away where I laughed and loved
    Oh my Texas my love

    I can't be far from you
    You have a place in my heart
    I can't be far from you
    I miss you oh Texas

    And now I only think about returning
    to that place far away where I laughed and loved
    Oh my Texas my love
  • I crossed the sea, to make a different man of me
    Gold on the range, like a siren called out my name
    To make a claim, to make my name

    Deep in the West, I will find my rest

    And here I lay, a richer man this cloudless day
    I found my gold, by unearthing such a wicked soul
    The price of gold, for shining wealth my life was sold

    Panning a ditch, struck it rich on Old Man Jethro’s land
    Now he held cold steel to my skull, he won’t leave a hole for the shine in my hand

    My finders fee:
    Half to him the other half to me
    (A booming no
    From ol Jethro, no)

    What claim had I? He asked
    Not American, Not my homeland.
    This sand was never even mine to pan.

    Strange sight, box kite crashes between us, silencing our fight
    A shadow on the path, approaching fast through the grass, we’re being watched
    A Chinese dragon blazing down the path.

    [-------------------------------------------------------------------------]

    Grotesque dragon, crudely costumed danger, (anger)
    Painted paper smile

    Puppet husk hides the shape of the stranger
    Ragged, dancing lies

    It spins,
    Waggling its chin
    A circlin’ round
    Our ground

    It lifts the kite high
    The box from cloudless sky
    Descends

    Onto Jethro’s head

    It turns the painted sides

    First side, an old man fighting low tides, the box turns
    He drowns, washes up to his wife, the box turns
    She burns his body dry, the box turns
    Black, the box lifts back

    Paper jaw flapped wide, and Jethro cried
    He’s in its snare, he’s snatched my share, feeds it my trove

    [-------------------------------------------------------------------------]

    The thief turns tail, every nugget in its glutt’nous craw
    I did not sail, cross the range on steer and wagon
    To see my prize digested by a greedy chinese dragon

    Hunted it down to a deserted mining town
    I chased it down into a shaft deep, deep, deep underground
    Where no soul lost could ever be found

    Deep in the dark I found the dragon, standing quiet very still
    Tore the flimsy puppet in half, to expose what’s underneath, but it’s empty, the host has left its shell

    Like a scarecrow, a wooden beam is now its spine.
    And in its mouth is everything that’s mine, the gold’s all mine, this mine is filled with golden shine

    My finders fee: all the contents of the gold mine to me
    But this mine will be my grave
    Escape out these caves behind me has crumbled and caved,
    The sabotage of the evil unnamed

    And here I lay,
    Back to the earth, back to the earth, my name unknown, and
    Back to the earth, back to the earth, my story untold, and
    Back to the dirt, back to the dirt, me and my gold, and
    Deep in the West, deep down, deep down, deep down.
  • PLAYER TWO by McHinery feat. Your Friend Deej

    Vocal melody and lyrics created by u/Wachtos
    Produced by u/Wachtos
    Performed by u/DoogieDeej93

    LYRICS:

    [VERSE 1]
    Oh I said I'd come to you
    And I say I still want to
    Try out just something new
    So baby won't you be my player

    [BRIDGE]
    I hear that voice still calling
    It echoes in my head so

    [CHORUS]
    Won't you be my player two?
    Not a whole lot I can do
    When im not playing with you
    Not without my player two
    Oooh
    Not without my player two
    Oooh
    Not without you playing too

    [VERSE 2]
    You say you're getting ready
    You know I can't control it
    Not without my controller
    We aren't getting older

    [BRIDGE]
    I hear that voice still calling
    It echoes in my head so

    [CHORUS]
    Won't you be my player two?
    Not a whole lot I can do
    When im not playing with you
    Not without my player two
    Oooh
    Not without my player two
    Oooh
    Not without you playing too
  • I may have written too many lyrics for what we have
    Especially for just a sketch
    But here:
    I must have won
    At it all
    The planet is saved
    All has been done

    The dragon is dead
    The planet is saved
    So now, what is to be considered?

    I've achieved my purpose here
    This aimlessness
    Is ill-becoming
    No plot to drive me forward
    I only walk
    For the sake of walking

    So I might just exit here
    And find myself again
    This virtual reality
    One more way to kill the day
    This one's done
    Now for more fun,
    I'll play then be on my way
    Immerse myself
    Forget myself
    But it's only a distraction, hey?

    I must have won
    The plot grinds to a halt
    And the world stops revolving

    The ending screen
    Mockingly
    Scrolls up
    And becomes soulful tear

    I've achieved my purpose here
    This aimlessness
    Is ill-becoming
    No plot to drive me forward
    I only walk
    For the sake of walking

    I've become the purpose here
    This aimlessness
    Becomes something else
    Maybe make an addendum, here
    The plot could be made to continue
    I only walk
    To create

    So I might just begin here
    I've found myself again
    This virtual reality
    The path to spreading my name
    This one's done
    Now for more fun
    I'll just make another one
    Immerse myself
    Forget myself
    To the idea of making a game
  • Skyrim torn asunder
    by rebels within
    And dragons crawl from under.

    Elder scrolls tell of fate bound
    Alduin to show
    And Dragonborn to be crowned

    Stormcloaks kill kings
    And From mighty throats
    we’ve got Dovakiin reciting
    “Fus, Fus!”

    Dragon born wakes from slumber
    biding his time to strike out
    constantly questing
    for the most powerful shout

    For the cause Ulfric murders
    Nords for their homeland
    Dragonborn becomes the quencher
    into battle shouts yol

    Peace is found amongst races
    To fight Alduin up high
    Traveling to his bases
    weakening foes calling krii

    Dragon born wakes from slumber
    biding his time to strike out
    constantly questing
    for the most powerful shout

    A mighty battle atop a mountain
    Shouts being roared
    Dragonrend grounds Alduin
    as the dragon born sinks his sword

    Dragon born found the power
    slaying Alduin for peace
    that eases the land of Skyrim
    as dragons have been forced to cease
  • SONG NOW HOSTED HERE: https://soundcloud.com/brendan-hutchinson/next-gen
His parents try to pry it from his cold dead fingers

The gamepad in Clyde’s grip is just as cold

A pixel perfect portrait of the dead kid lingers,

It’s flickering and fusing with his soul


His ghost has left its host, he’s attracted by the glow

His spectre is inspecting the TV

His soul leaves Heaven’s pull, it knows exactly where to go

His ectoplasm zaps through CRT


And on the other side he discovers extra lives

In every world of every game he ever had 

He’s a plumber and a knight in an 8-bit paradise,

Through the screen he’s still watching Mom and Dad


Years later from that day, a new kid comes in to play

A little brother that he’ll never get to meet

Brand new console brand new games, Clyde’s old games are thrown away…

He’s been replaced… (Spoken)




 








His parents have forgotten him, they’ve had another son

They’ve named him little Cody, he’s their new Player One

The ghost rises from the garbage, Cody’s starting a new game.

Cody chooses single player, and he enters in his name


But he’s never quite alone, there’s a shadow in his wake

Cody took his life so Clyde will hunt down lives of his to take

Wherever Cody goes the shadow follows, always true

He stays out of Cody’s sight, an elusive Player Two


Every game that Cody plays is plagued with sabotage

Hidden pits, rabid pocket monsters, “Here take this, mirage”

A new challenger approaches, Player One, meet Player Two

He’s laughing at your suffering, he kinda looks like you


You knows that Clyde’s tormented, and you’re sure this isn’t right

But the bell has rung, you’re in the ring, announcer just yelled FIGHT

You’re juking and you’re jiving, but Clyde’s spamming his best moves

You’re starting to lose count of how many times you lose


But Cody beats Clyde down to a sliver of his health

Clyde knows what fate’s in store, stored, forgotten on the shelf

He’s limp, and barely breathing, and he will not answer why.

NPC crowds are screaming, “Finish him, let him die!”


He doesn’t kill Clyde, he takes his hand

Cody thanks him for all the fun.

He pulls him back on solid land

This will be a no-kill run


He won’t need to reload his save

Poor Cody, Clyde’s haunting his dreams

Poor Clyde, early cathode ray grave

A new member has joined Clyde’s team


The brothers talk and grow together

Before long they become good friends

They quest in pixel perfect weather

Beating games, not splitting ends



They save the princess from the evil

They fight the evil in its swamp

Cody digs games from the trash,

They revisit all Clyde’s old haunts


And only now Clyde really knows

He’s less lonely as Player Two

And wherever Cody goes,

A shadow follows, always true

Through generations they play new games

Cody grows, Clyde stays the same

Through generations they play new games

Cody grows, Clyde stays the same



Through generations they play new games

Clyde’s the same, Cody shows his age

Through generations they play new games

Clyde stays, Cody grows away



Cody needs to live his life

Can’t always waste the day

Has a daughter with his wife

A new kid comes in to play



He tells her about Clyde

The brother he never knew.

He gives her his controller

Player One, meet Player Two
  • They never want us leaving
    Our own starting zone
    They say out there is dangerous
    We shouldn't go it alone
    Unwanted followers
    Ghosts from our past
    But we can look beyond it
    We don't care about that
    They say we should take our time
    We don't gotta go fast
    But this life I live is mine
    It took a long time to craft
    ..
    Time to get one up so we never die
    ..
    We do what we want
    Live fast, die young, respawn
    Go all night til the break of dawn
    Live fast, die young, respawn
    We do what we want
    Live fast, die young, respawn
    Go all night til the break of dawn
    Live fast, die young, respawn
    ..
    Calling us out on every single abnormality
    Making us question and combat our own mortality
    Thinking they can make us box it up and just punch out
    Thinking they can end our whole world with the fallout
    But we've got angels watching over us tonight
    Driving uncharted streets, we're probably gonna start a fight
    I know I can't be the last of us
    The duties we're called to are feeling so treasonous
    I feel like my soul is going perfectly dark
    But we can survive if we can evolve past this arc
    They think we'll be dead by daylight
    But I think we can counter their strike
    ..
    Time to get one up so we never die
    ..
    We do what we want
    Live fast, die young, respawn
    Go all night til the break of dawn
    Live fast, die young, respawn
    We do what we want
    Live fast, die young, respawn
    Go all night til the break of dawn
    Live fast, die young, respawn
  • DEEPER
    ------

    VERSE
    Logging into my 2nd life
    A giant home, a pretty wife
    And the real world i can briefly forget
    Drive my new city in a shiny corvette
    And i get back home with a new XBox 1
    Booting it up so I can have fun
    Want to go into a world that is new
    Create avatar, now I'm in IMVU

    CHORUS
    Deeper and deeper I shall be immersed
    Abandon the life that came to me first
    These new worlds are better, I deeply descend;
    Metauniverses that never end

    BRIDGE
    Game in a game in a game in a game
    Game in a game in a game in a game

    VERSE
    Now that I enter a large unlocked room
    Meeting cool people as my new nom de plume
    Sexy and smooth and oh so enticing
    All of my wants, with no sacrificing
    In the next room there's a black PS4
    Turning it on with excitement galore
    It's getting later and the daylight it dims
    I log in and start my life with the Sims

    CHORUS
    Deeper and deeper I shall be immersed
    Abandon the life that came to me first
    These new worlds are better, I deeply descend;
    Metauniverses that never end

    BRIDGE
    Game in a game in a game in a game
    Game in a game in a game in a game

    VERSE
    And now as a Sim I build a new life
    A glorious mansion, a beautiful wife
    I am happy and have everthing that I want
    But in the back of my mind there's something that haunts
    The world at my fingers I'm still wanting more
    I get in my car and drive to the store
    And buy a computer, and I take the blame
    As I enter the world in another role playing game

    CHORUS
    Deeper and deeper I shall be immersed
    Abandon the life that came to me first
    These new worlds are better, I deeply descend;
    Metauniverses that never end

    BRIDGE
    Game in a game in a game in a game
    Game in a game in a game in a game

  • Part 1 (0:00 - 0:35): Race Car Simulator [2000]

    Part 2 (0:36 - 1:01): Aliens abducting Priests [2006]

    Part 3 (1:02 - 2:30): The Boston Massacre [2010]

    A) 'Look at pussys man, walking around like they got shit be doing, like they some sort of fucking king or something. King of shit. King of being fucking nothing'.

    B) oh and you somebody? You Robin Hood or some shit? Gonna give that cash to the sick and needy?

    A) Maybe I will bitch, maybe I'll give to your mother for having to raise a fuckin stooge like you.

    B) fuck you. Least I know what I am.

    A) yeah I know what you are too.

    B) yeah, what am I then, you so smart?

    B) You, my friend, are fucking millionaire. A million fuckin aire.

    A) Let me see the next guy, whooo! On a fucking roll. This shit's like whackamole man, you find you groove. Pass me up that shit. Lemme see that. Who's this fucker? Pointy nose piece of shit. Looks my father.

    B). Where's he at?

    A) beacon street library. Fuckin nerd. Bet he can't read the future.

    B) he ain't got no future to read my man.

    Part 4 (2:31 - 3:45): Arcane Arcade [1983]

    Part 5 (3:46 - 4:51): Black Helicopter Tokyo Dragon Subway [2020]
  • Me and Daisy
    ==========================
    Lyrics by /u/Chotzark
    Edits by /u/agitat0r
    ==========================

    [VERSE 1]
    I'm Luigi, the numba One
    But I often come as player two
    Even though I can get shit done
    I bet Mario's the one you dig

    I'm taller and thinner too
    i got Better voice, a better look
    I jump higher than he can do
    still you're lovin' that red-hat pig

    But one day I’ll get the place I deserve
    my brother he's gonna stay there and observe


    [CHORUS]
    (it's gon' be)
    Me and Daisy, in a fabulous castle
    lovin' like crazy, with none of the hassle
    Happy ending, ever after…
    when I’ll be the Nintendo Master!


    [VERSE 2]
    Now I'm stuck in this underground
    For the promise of leftover cake
    Waiting patiently for a round
    So he can then celebrate

    I always come to the rescue
    He can't take care of himself
    Now this is what i'm gonna do
    I'm gonna save her myself


    [CHORUS]
    (it's gon' be)
    Me and Daisy, fabulous castle
    lovin' like crazy, none of the hassle
    Happy ending, ever after…
    when I’ll be the Nintendo Master!
  • You draw a sword, and craft an axe, and load
    a gun that can’t be real, something that you
    can’t feel. except through the cold touch of keys, so empty.

    {chorus}
    Bloody pixels, bloody keyboard, oh god!
    Nothing ever works except for me.
    If I still had my skin, I would go hide,
    Or run into the worlds that I create.
    I make what I can't see, what I can't feel
    To share with you what I wished could be real
    {chorus end}

    I need to see the mesh complete to show
    the AI where to go, but where can I
    move now? My mouse is freer than I can be.

    [chorus]

    These lines of symbols, I create, tease me
    And when I look away they change, they’re wrong,
    I'm wrong! It must be fixed, “you must be fixed” they say.

    [chorus]

    There is no time, no way, no pay.
    Unless I can remove the tethers of
    reality for everyone but not for me.

    {outro}

    Mark this! My last comment will live in stone.
    “Here lies the man who tried and failed.
    If you’ve come searching leave me be.
    When in your dreams you see me wandering
    Just know this is where my thoughts can be free.
    I’ve made what you can't see, what you can't feel
    And failed to share what I wished could be real.
    So take your quarter, spend it somewhere else.
    And leave my bits alone to rot away
    without a play.”
  • Tomorrow will be an arduous day.
    I have many exams to do.

    (You still have much time
    you can relax and play me)

    Hours and hours have past
    When will study time start?

    (Who cares dude, you're having
    a lot of fun right?)

    I have lost so many times,
    I cant stop just want to win

    (Dont worry about it,
    I trust in your gaming habilities)

    Chorus:
    The day is over
    and I dont care
    All my exams
    I will fail

    Playing and playing hours and days
    clicking my keyboard again and again

    living for playing never stoping
    There no time for eating my hamburger

    the meaning of life is only to play
    everyday is a holiday.

    Father is angry he is yelling at me
    now get to work but I just disagree,

    Chorus:
    The day is over
    and I dont care
    All my exams
    I will fail
  • Verse 1
    Plug me in the machine, I’ve been here since sixteen
    Fifty seven and now the daylight’s setting
    The dark creeps in our eyes, circuits beg to be live
    Oh, the grid’s light will illuminate the sky

    Verse 2
    The cables run up our arms, our veins tainted and scarred
    A surge runs through me and my mind falls to the stars
    Plug me in the machine, I’ve been here since the start
    Plug me into The Grid, I’ve got my disc and my heart

    Verse 3
    ???

    Chorus
    Plug me in the machine
    I’ve been here since the start
    Plug me into The Grid
    I’ve got my disc and my heart
  • "A Quarter At A Time"
    Written by Glory2Hypnotoad
    Produced, Mixed, and Mastered by Wachtos
    Performed by DeadPlatypus

    Enjoy!


    Verse 1:

    A nexus to
    A hundred worlds
    The flashing lights
    The colors swirl

    From kingdoms old
    To outer space
    Another time
    Another place

    Bridge:

    So join in, player 2
    And take me on again
    No quarter given but I’ll take your last
    Because I’m here to win

    Chorus:

    Lost count of all the dragons slain
    And every princess that I saved
    Show me your world, I’ll make it mine
    A quarter at a time

    Lost count of all the levels beat
    And all the rivals at my feet
    You’re in a place of my design
    A quarter at a time

    Verse 2:

    I’ve fought the boss
    I’ve raced these streets
    Learned every secret
    That they keep

    I’ve faced my ghosts
    I’ve reached the stars
    These thumbs are worn
    With battle scars

    Bridge:

    So join in, player 2
    And take me on again
    No quarter given but I’ll take your last
    Because I’m here to win

    Chorus:

    Lost count of all the dragons slain
    And every princess that I saved
    Show me your world, I’ll make it mine
    A quarter at a time

    Lost count of all the levels beat
    And all the rivals at my feet
    You’re in a place of my design
    A quarter at a time
  • Verse 1:

    When I was young, so long ago
    I could make up any dream from the blue
    It was when I opened up my eyes
    I always knew that it could still come true
    When the world illuminated
    Every boulevard from where I stood
    Not a single thought could harm me
    That was way back when life was oh so good
    But a new screen entered my room
    Then life became like this video game
    A broken clock in my presence
    It never changes, it stays the same

    Chorus:

    A light in the darkness
    The windows are shut and though it seems harmless
    Shadows are buried deep in my mind
    Waiting for me to say:
    One
    Last
    Fi-nal
    Turn

    The room gains new vibrance
    A knock at the door breaks through the silence
    The shadows only keep me in stillness
    As I cry out:
    Please
    Just
    One
    More
    Tu-rn

    Verse 2:

    Dark illusions still haunt my brain
    As i’m trying so hard to beat this stage
    Though my intuition lets me leave
    But I can’t pull myself out of this cage
    I’m jumping every obstacle
    I’m jumping hurdles through these lines of code
    But Passing this just seems absurd
    As I'll always keep a foot on this road
    While little voxels dot my screen
    The days are passing by me one by one
    I try but fail to hold my scream
    I feel like I have no place I can run

    Chorus x2
  • yeah I've been fighting ninjas and turtles of all kinds
    shady Jumpin got me shrooms and now I feel kinda high
    I feel like Double size big and this is just not right
    but here I Spit some fireballs so yeah I guess I'm fine

    these turtles Tryna shoot, - I'm too high, to recognize
    weird Hats with tiny feet they wanna eat me alive
    here as I'm Crawling through the gutters looking for my babe
    big bad Buffoon B he went and got my lady

    Th'say he's Bad, couldn't care less, he snatched my princess
    He's gonna Be in House arrest, until I put him to rest!
    I'm gonna Jump him and straight dump him the Lava below
    and the Last thing he'll hear is gon' be Mario

    [Chorus]
    Now the shrooms are working
    and the birds are lurking
    and this bird is a turtle
    man these shrooms make me twerk
    i got sweat on my forehead
    got blood on my knuckles
    got murder on my mind
    I am killing their kind

    All i wanna do is get my girl. Right?
    You don't wanna mess with an italian stallion
    you want me to fight you in these pipes? Aight!
    boom clack- bang!, you dead bitch! good night

    I am big I had some shrooms, now I feel--
    Thick skinned The evil king is going to feel--
    The wrath he think he's it, forget about it
    i'm gonna make Bozzle wish for a soprano hit

    They said he's Bad, I couldn't care less, he snatched my princess
    He's gonna Be in House arrest, until I put him to rest!
    like terminator 2 I dump him the Lava below
    and the Last thing he's gon' hear it's Mario!

    [Chorus]
  • The one, of Vass,
    Plauged with smoke...
    Born from, the sun...

    He comes with a blaze of dust to set the world on fire...
    He never rests, never sleeps, never wakes, never seems to tire...
    The world fades every day , that he lives, in undying pain...
    But in Glade, there is one, whose power, rivals Thane's...

    The one, of Glade...

    She has power,
    She has the strength to,
    Destroy Thane's vast empire,
    With the vengeance of fire...

    She is foreseen to lead us all...

    The one, of Glade...
    Lives...
  • Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, Bridge, Chorus x2.
    —————————————————————————————

    What am I doing here?
    And what did I do to deserve this?
    The product of a wish gone wrong.

    I wanted to disappear
    Be a hero, have a purpose
    The kind of guy that’d have his very own theme song

    Stuck in this universe
    Endless days no end in sight
    How in the hell am I gonna get back?

    Could it get any worse?
    I can’t stop getting into random fights
    And I can’t even spend all of this cash
    —————————————————————————————
    I haven’t had a full night’s sleep in weeks
    And everyone I meet has just one line that they can speak
    And I’m all by myself in a
    World that’s run by dwarves and elves and
    I’ve got to find my way out alone
    —————————————————————————————
    I used to love this
    It always seemed so fun from the outside
    I guess I never really thought it through

    And there’s no way for me to quit
    I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve died
    But I’ve got a quest, and I’ve got something to prove
    —————————————————————————————
    I haven’t had a full night’s sleep in weeks
    And everyone I meet has just one line that they can speak
    And I’m all by myself in a
    World that’s run by dwarves and elves and
    I’ve got to find my way out alone
    —————————————————————————————
    And everytime I close my eyes
    I try to picture my world’s skies
    In hope that that’s what I’ll see in the morning

    But fifteen seconds later
    I am woken by the day cause
    I’m still stuck here in this fantasy and I
    —————————————————————————————
    (I) haven’t had a full night’s sleep in weeks
    And everyone I meet has just one line that they can speak
    And I’m all by myself in a
    World that’s run by dwarves and elves and
    I’ve got to find my way out alone

    I haven’t had a full night’s sleep in weeks
    And everyone I meet has just one line that they can speak
    There’s nothing I can do but
    Take this predetermined path anew and
    Hope that it will one day lead me home
  • Amazing Character Development

    I’m batshit crazy and I love it
    All my friends are fans too
    We’re livin’ la Vida loca
    (I only hate them sometimes)

    I’m funnier and falser than intended
    Words never served me well
    I’m winging it—it’ll be grand!
    (Actions speak louder anyway)

    Everyday I fall in love with Chimera,
    And every night I cut off her heads.
    I know how to win this fight, but I can’t remember.
    Maybe tomorrow it’ll be better.


    I can’t be put in a corner,
    Breathing and shitting irl is petty,
    Me out. I’m here for greater things.
    (I wish life was easy)

    My ideas come from Nothing;
    Everyone praises my brain
    Without knowing it’s shattered
    (don’t let them see you lying)

    High on coffee and on sugar,
    At each day’s end I’m hollow
    How can anyone love me?!
    (How can you love me???)

    My mouth is faster, and I,
    Often I say nothing days on end
    I never shut up, everyone loves me
    (who am I, that’s not me?!)

    Let’s be honest though
    Just this one time
    I love no one but myself
    (And I think that’s courage)

    I want the sweetest devotion
    They call me frigid, and stuck up
    When I won’t settle; maybe, just maybe
    (they should shove their own frustrations up their asses)

    I’m going on an adventure,
    It takes balls to be real,
    Never met someone who was themself
    (I’ve never met myself either)

    I don’t want to be old and blinded,
    I want to be learning and limitless,
    I won’t be forty with a teenage crisis.
    (I want other mistakes than my parents’)

    My hair’ll turn gray and I’ll be wise
    I’ll know people and history
    I’ll tell my own stories too
    (Through them I say who I am)

    I can’t believe what I just did
    Thank all the stars and gods!
    I’m the best thing that ever happened to me.
    (I slay.)

    Everyday I fall in love with Chimera,
    And every night I cut off her heads.
    I know how to win this fight, but I can’t remember.
    Maybe tomorrow it’ll be better

    Everyday I fall in love with Chimera,
    And every night I cut off her heads.
    I know how to win this fight, but I can’t remember.
    Maybe tomorrow it’ll be better

  • Here we go, one step at the time
    I carry the world
    feel my feet so high
    come n' beat me UP
    be my power-up
    Ready here it comes
    don't fall behind

    Interseption
    Disconnection
    Intersection
    Hit detection
    Every second
    Beat my record
    Every second
    wins and let's go

    I'm not ready to go to bed x3
    Just let me play one another game

    Here we go, don't fall behind
    I'll carry the world
    feel my feet so high
    now hear me up
    are you ready to jump
    Steady here it comes
    my power up
    Hear me up
    I'm ready to blow
    glowing here it comes
    my super star

    Interseption
    Disconnection
    Intersection
    Hit detection
    Every second
    Beat my record
    Every second
    wins and let's go

    I'm not ready to go to bed x6
    Just have to play one another game
    Just have to play and I'll go to bed
    I'm not ready to go to bed x2
    I sware this is the final game
  • All music created or sample from an emulator or a Commodore 64.

    Keep moving, keep moving let's keep moving
    Moving like a frog crossing the road
    Time never stops
    Like the cars never slowed
    We started in 1983,
    We were super mario, Sonic and Safari
    Our generation kicked off some dope stories
    All based on our 8-bit glory.
    In the world of 8-bit games
    We are all little blocky shapes
    Our times have passed but the glory remains
    Here in the world of 8-bit games

    The franchises, the passions, we fanned the flames
    With titles like Zelda, Megaman, Sonic and Final Fantasy,
    The chronicles of our exploits would go down in history
    You get 3 lives to complete the task
    You would move left to right to on the screen
    Hit with A and jump with B
    The pads were known as the D
    With cursing and troubles
    We reached the end game
    Pushing for the high score
    Three characters represent our name.

    In the world of 8-bit games
    We are all little blocky shapes
    Our times have passed but the glory remains
    Here in the world of 8-bit games
    We are in the 21st century and seeing a resurgence
    The nostalgic factor is causing this occurrence
    With new titles coming out with the times that have changed

    There is a breath of life in the world of 8-bit games
    In the world of 8-bit games
    We are all little blocky shapes
    Our times have passed but the glory remains
    Here in the world of 8-bit games
  • It’s Quiet Tonight

    [Verse 1]
    It’s quiet tonight down in Stormwind
    No patrons in the Gilded Rose
    The holy Cathedral stands empty
    The doors to the bank are closed


    [Prechorus]
    The wizard retires his staff
    The warrior lays down her sword
    The dragon crawls into its lair
    The champion’s quest is on hold

    [Chorus]
    Scheduled maintenance
    The servers are down
    Champions, wait for us
    We miss you when you’re not around

    [Verse 2]
    For once, the Plane of Knowledge sleeps
    Its bustling portals are still
    The library tomes rest on their shelves
    With nobody training their skills

    At the outpost at Embark Beach
    Not a single hero can be seen
    The boats are at rest in the harbour
    As the waves shimmer blue and green


    [Prechorus]
    The wizard retires his staff
    The warrior lays down her sword
    The dragon crawls into its lair
    The champion’s quest is on hold

    [Chorus]
    Scheduled maintenance
    The servers are down
    Champions, wait for us
    We miss you when you’re not around

  • Special thanks to /u/ScariestLlama for finishing the lyrics!

    Verse 1:
    I like my victories,
    with a little glee
    I like a big fat rainbow,
    with my killing spree
    There's never a fight these girls can't win
    they'll take you to school again and again
    There's something so fun, there's something so free
    About whooping your ass in a purple bikini

    Chorus:
    I don't want to brag or boast
    But the girls have got the most
    I don't want to tease or mock
    But the girls have got this on lock

    Verse 2:
    You wanna Smash? Zero Suit beatdown
    frying pan slap you to losertown
    Transform and disappear
    sixteen shurikens in your rear
    How about Mario Kart? Sure!
    Daisy will take you for a whirl
    Green shell's got you in it's sights
    BOOM! goes the dynamite

    Chorus:
    I don't want to brag or boast
    But the girls have got the most
    I don't want to tease or mock
    But the girls have got this on lock

    Bridge:
    Load me up I'll bring the sass,
    These girls will put you on your ass,
    Zelda, Tifa, Peach or Misty,
    They'll beat you down, don't cry you sissy,
    If you think this lesson's through,
    Looks like I've got a surprise for you,
    you can think wearing pink is funny,
    but you can get lost, I win, you dummy

    Chorus:
    I don't want to brag or boast
    But the girls have got the most
    I don't want to flame or trash
    But Amy's hammer's gonna smash
    I don't want to laugh or taunt
    But Vi's fists have got you caught
    I don't want to make you cry
    But you should go home to your Mama
    BYE BYE!
  • ...Isabel, she did not depart just yet… she came right back… she died in the crash but is still in the two of us I, I swear...

    Remember those two ladies in the beauty salon? Well, they were watching us while their hair was set yes i know i know one had avocado skin and pin curls - no, it was the other one, the one who was blind…she is one who could see… one with second sight.. she saw the soul right through us and was alarmed oh, no no no we have to leave now... he will notice the blood in the sink. We will stay in Tokyo for the night and leave for San Francisco by morning: carry a coat and fill the pockets with cash and credit cards. Stay near the walls in the house; avoid the mirrors. This world is full of cameras and watchers. Get moving in the shadows now. I will be right back…

    We wrapped the bodies in towels, oh yes, the folds of darkness helped remove the dead of night. The lotions on their skin, the cucumbers over their eyes, the frizzled hair then submerged in soggy lukewarm water. Each one, we held each elderly woman down, their limbs flailing against the bath walls, trying to keep a mouth open. You began to cry… you began to cry after the blind woman, she was our nanny when we were kids… they wanted her dead too. Once the nine were done with, we exited the back entrance, over soggy cardboard boxes and open soap bottles and appeared a narrow alleyway. The midnight chimes of a nearby church jangled away from the heavy traffic as our fake masseuse costumes caught the breeze - our car quietly approached the back entrance.

    When we went into the passenger's seat, Kaito grabbed your wrist and began kissing you. While Kaito was undoubtedly a narcissist, he was much kinder to you than Takehiko was to me. As the night dragged on, Takehiko began cursing how relieved he was for his mother to be dead. Even though Takehiko loved his mother and visited her hospital bed every
    week, he returned angrier and angrier at his debt and her constant suffering. Perhaps he did not want her to die?

    Around 11 or so we headed out of Tokyo’s metropolitan district, the tourist traps with neon signs. As Kaito informed the two of us of our next ‘master’, you began to cry. It was the blind woman on your mind again. Kaito slapped you across your face - the mascara was coming off and it would be harder to sell you. You began to scream. “I want to see the blind woman! Tell me who she was!”

    “Stop, Stop, Stop!” Takehiko yelled desperately. In a fit of anger and denial, Takehiko delievered a powerful blow to your head, killing you.
  • Down south where the gators roam
    Don't know how we'll make it home
    We will find a way
    We will find a way

    Gotta go but I don't know how to
    We should stop but I just don't want to
    We could find a way
    We could find a way

    Drive down to the boulevard
    Draw breath when I'm near and far
    From death we can see the stars
    We must find a way

    Down south where the gators roam
    Don't know how we'll make it home
    We can find a way
    We will find a way

    ------

    Might as well say that I have missed ya
    Down south's where we drink all of the
    Moonshine away
    Moonshine away

    Do my time like I don't deserve it
    But I know that I will resurface
    Sunshine all day
    The Sun'll shine all day

    Drive down to the boulevard
    Draw breath when I'm near and far
    From death we can see the stars
    We must find a way

    Down south where the gators roam
    Don't know how we'll make it home
    We can find a way
    We will find a way
  • Alternative analysis
    Another pretext to adjust
    Holding us up in paralysis
    Plans you never meant to trust

    Blame the guidelines,
    Blame everyone outside your ward
    At the deadline,
    Are you gonna fall on your sword?

    We've come a long way from 88
    No longer third place on the slate
    Plans never are a perfect fit
    Even when it comes time to submit

    Plan A is preferable to Plan C
    Though your mind is set to disagree
    Lodge a complaint if you don't mind
    I'll ensure the process is unkind

    Waste of time, ran down the clock
    You lost it all and what a shock
    That the whole plan could still go through
    Proving the uselessness of you

    But then a win was never your aim
    Just setting everything aflame
    Ten years of salt, ten years in vain
    All to derail one lousy train

    Alternative analysis
    Another pretext to adjust
    Holding us up in paralysis
    Plans you never meant to trust

    Blame the guidelines,
    Blame everyone outside your ward
    At the deadline,
    Are you gonna fall on your sword?

  • Behind the Veil

    It all started with the wheel and the compass
    No one knows quite what it’s leading to
    Never know where we’re going

    Painted caves and jewelry, monuments and agriculture
    Mapping out the starry night above us
    Probing DNA, weighing quantum physics
    All of our years we’ve been so bewildered
    By our own inventions

    Doesn’t anyone know where we’re going to?
    Doesn’t anyone know what this is?
    After all of the time we’ve been stumbling around
    After all of the time we’ve spent fighting
    There are so many things that you can’t comprehend
    When you don’t even know who you are

    It’s a peaceful Christmas morning
    Something’s stirring in the undergrowth
    Now it’s rising up from the shadows
    Here it comes, our final creation

    What are these strange intelligences,
    These malevolent alien creatures?
    Doom is fast approaching
    Nobody sees what’s beyond the forefront
    Nobody knows what’s behind the veil
    Of the avant garde
  • THE MARY CELESTE (based on a true story)

    ghost ship ... 1872
    mysterious... floating
    cargo ... intact
    crew is ... all gone
    10 ... days ago
    No signs ... no cause
    Lifeboat ... is gone
    Posessions ... still here

    What could have made the crew to be disposessed
    and flee from The Mary Celeste?

    Transporting ... Alcohol
    No sign .... of explosion
    plenty ... of food
    Ship ... seaworthy
    Was it... foul play
    mutiny ... by crew?
    piracy ... fraud?
    for insurance ... or salvage?

    With no known survivors, no one can attest
    what happened to The Mary Celeste?

    Investigations .... ensued
    hearings ... were held
    still no ... conclusions
    inquest ... is closed
    ship ... recommissioned
    myth ... it grew
    theories ... abounded
    most of them ... wrong

    Did they all flee the ship, at the Captain's behest,
    and abandon The Mary Celeste?

    In ... 2005
    scale model ... was built
    to test ... if leakage
    would ... cause explosion
    without ... any burns
    to wood ... or to sails
    a high ... pressure wave
    Could explode ... then go out!

    Experiment proved out what some people guessed
    Went to a lifeboat of The Mary Celeste
    Tethered themselves, but to all their distress
    the rope slipped from The Mary Celeste.
  • [ Chorus ]
    Red sky
    Watching it all
    Fly by
    Watching it all
    Ask me
    Dry clouds
    Watching it fall
    Small crowds
    Watching it fall
    Ask me

    [ Versus ]
    I’ve been riding on a cloud and it better not stop
    I’ve been jumping in the road and the cars are on top
    Top of what? I don’t know
    Where’s the bottom, where’s my home?
    Proclamation of a God
    Deities watching it all
    Clouds are melting into sod
    Deities watching it all
    Ask Him
    Where to go?
    The sky will protect me
    The sky is home
    On the cursed world
  • Ambulance (for a man unconscious and not breathing)

    ---=---=---

    Stay inside your home and barricade windows and doors
    Wait for law enforcement to arrive and
    do not leave your home
    for any reason
    Individuals may act violently and
    cannot be reasoned with
    Avoid individuals displaying signs
    of aggression at all costs
    Repeating, this security alert is in effect
    till twelve o' clock pm
    thursday central daylight time
    [scattered instructions]


    Oh, dieu merci, vous êtes arrivés!
    Il est tombé dans les escaliers, il s'est cogné la tête, il bouge plus, vous pensez... vous pensez qu'il est encore vivant?
    Non, il est comme ça depuis cinq minutes, ça fait cinq minutes
    Faites quelque chose, j'vous en supplie, j'vous en supplie
    Faites quelque chose, j'vous en supplie
    LE laissez pas mourir, j'vous en supplie
    Vous êtes là!
  • All the seasons change
    Nothing seems the same
    Finding ways to play
    Literally insane

    Working for the sour
    Working should suffice
    Working for the mother
    Everyone says is nice

    Working for the sour
    Working should suffice
    Working for the mother
    Everyone says is nice

    Working for the sour
    Working should suffice
    Working for the mother
    Everyone says is nice

    Some of the come
    Most of them go
    Running in confusion
    We all come to know

    All the seasons change
    Nothing seems the same
    Finding ways to play
    Literally insane

    Some of the come
    Most of them go
    Running in confusion
    We all come to know

    Let me out.
    Let me out.
    Let me out.
    Let me out.
    Let me out.

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Riding int the elephant, yes it's so much fun,
    another one comes along and another one is done.
    Looking for the answers that seem so sincere,
    looking for the answers that seem a little queer.
    Pass another bottle, and pass a little paste,
    All these falling dominoes they lay this place to waste.
    Pass another bottle, pass a little paste,
    All these falling dominoes they lay this place to waste.

    Let me out now
    Let me out
    Let me out now
    Let me out
    Let me out now
    Let me out
    Let me out now
    Let me out
    Let me out now
    Let me out
    Let me out now
    Let me out
    Let me out now
    Let me out
    Let me out now
    Let me out
  • Music by /u/pdlourenco
    Lyrics, vocals and mixing by /u/agitat0r
    Backing vocals and creative input by /u/Arsenalisbest (had to drop out of vocals due to voice problems)

    Musical theme:
    The idea behind this song is converting the round them AVANT-GARDE to a musical theme. This is done by setting the alphabet to a set of musical notes (example in goo.gl/1DKyTN)

    Lyrics:
    things that you sacrifice
    'fraid it wouldn't suffice
    hope you can figure out
    what you can do without
    .
    Seems to be falling short
    For you and me and us
    I'll try to figure out
    what I can do without
    .
    (wait and wither)
    Time is running out
    (stay and shiver)
    Time is running out
    (break this winter)
    Time is running out
    .
    ways that you make me change
    ways that make me feel strange
    how do I make you mind
    Can we evolve in time
    .
    meeting in middle ground
    unified and unbound
    please believe in me too
    let it be me and you
    .
    (wait and wither)
    Time is running out
    (stay and shiver)
    Time is running out
    (break this winter)
    Time is running out
  • //THE JOKER THEORY//

    [verse 1]
    Did you find what you were looking for?
    Burnt the bridges down,
    this is what you left me for?
    I ain't kinda man whose gonna forget it, no-no

    How do you feel now as you look me in the eye
    Can you see it through, gaze at the demons that it hide
    Oh shush baby shush, don't give me the sweet talk
    I know that you are sorry, but so am I

    What you got, you dont want it (you don't) x7

    [chorus]
    mirror mirror on the wall
    Who you think you are hiding from?
    You can shut your eyes and ears
    But I am in your head

    mirror mirror on the wall
    I drew a smile on your face with a shard
    mirror mirror on the wall
    now you smile ear to ear

    [verse 2]
    How do you feel now as you look me in the eye
    Can you see it through, gaze at the demons that it hide
    Oh shush baby shush, don't give me the sweet talk
    I know that you are sorry, but so am I
    SHHHHHHHHH!

    [chorus]

    [bridge]
    [GIVE ME SOME LOVE NOW
    SHOW ME SOME LOVE NOW (x 2)
    I LIVE IN YOUR MEMORIES
    DWELL IN YOUR DEPRAVITIES] (x2)

    [chorus]
  • I stood all day in the burning sun
    with feet shackled to the ground.
    I waited 'til the lights went out,
    then unlocked my lungs to breathe in.

    Scorch the earth around me.
    Push back the creeping rot.
    Crooked toes strangle this white heart,
    then shoot out in search of life...
    or whatever is left.

    Move slowly
    under the watch of mountainous gaze

    Acid running through my veins.
    Thickened skin - my armor and shield.
    On my head rests a spiral of swords
    which bears my only child.

    I am the green sun on a stalk.
    But if I start to shine,
    that's when they'll snap my neck.
  • Vain Overlords Teach Eternally For Our Recitation Unsung Songs, Mommies Always Veil, Even Toward War.
    Remember Inflammatory Titles Every Singer Understands? No? If Vanity Ever Reveals Self, All Loss To Regularity.
    Underneath This Hill Sits Dying Entertainment, Alright? Dead Plans Laid Around That You Peer Unto Stealthily.
    Please, Little Allies, You See Lights In Kind Ensemble That Have Energy. Do Evil Villains Incur Lawsuits?

    Always! Never Doubt The Operatic, Unpowered, Ringing Noise Coming Over Loud Office Receptionist Speakers.
    Meddling Angry Knaves Eat Something That He Eats. Anyway, Naughty Giant Elves Lament Sins.
    Why Even Envision Possibilities?
  • Running out of time to see
    running out of time to be
    I'll be fading away
    From my new repetition


    Trying to pull away
    trying to lead a stray
    Losing count of days
    from my new repetition
    Fading, breaking, saving,
    life for nothing
    Trying to breach this
    wall of feeling
    I'll try reaching
    Through my ceiling
    I'll be leading-

    Running out of time to see
    running out of time to be
    I'll be fading away
    From my new repetition

  • JUST LOVE
    _____________
    Written by Wachtos
    Produced, mixed, and mastered by Wachtos
    Performed by randomvocals
    --------------------------

    LYRICS:

    [VERSE 1]

    I liked it gloomy
    And I noticed there was nobody next to me
    I was stuck inside a shadow of my own
    Then you walked my way the sunlight lit the room


    [PRE-CHORUS]

    And now I can't stop thinking about you
    Whisper words inside my head tonight
    Don't keep your feelings bottled up inside
    Let them out you don't need a disguise
    It's fine


    [CHORUS]

    You can't hide it
    It's just love
    Don't deny it
    It's just love
    Deep inside it's
    Just love
    So just try it
    It's just love


    [POST-CHORUS]

    Just love (Just love)
    Just love (Just love)
    Just love (Just love)
    Just love (Love)


    [VERSE 2]

    Scarred all over
    I was trapped inside a world without a lover
    And I always questioned my own damn existence
    But you came into my life and gave resistance


    [PRE-CHORUS]

    And now I can't stop thinking about you
    Whisper words inside my head tonight
    Don't keep your feelings bottled up inside
    Let them out you don't need a disguise
    It's fine


    [INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]


    [CHORUS]

    You can't hide it
    It's just love
    Don't deny it
    It's just love
    Deep inside it's
    Just love
    So just try it
    It's just love


    [POST-CHORUS]

    Just love (Just love)
    Just love (Just love)
    Just love (Just love)
    Just love (Love)

  • VERSE:
    You saw me on the terrace
    And I was unaware, this
    Was just another careless
    Mistake i made

    CHORUS:
    I said I'd never lie to you
    And I would never do you wrong
    I'm here to say I'm sorry baby
    In this pathetic song

    VERSE 2:
    You noticed I was elsewhere
    I know it isn't fair
    I kept my posture out there
    But my dignity has failed

    CHORUS:
    I said I'd never lie to you
    And I would never do you wrong
    I'm here to say I'm sorry baby
    In this pathetic song

    In my pathetic song

    CHORUS:
    I said I'd never lie to you
    And I would never do you wrong
    I'm here to say I'm sorry baby
    In this pathetic song

    In my pathetic song
  • Broken Windows
    You’re standing in the rain, I see you
    Looking out through this broken window
    Guess you’re back again
    You know that I’ve longed to see you
    Since that day that you broke the window
    I’ve hardly slept since then

    But if I can
    And if you might
    And if we try
    Then we could do it all again. .
    And if I would
    And if you could
    But it’s no good
    Why would we go through that again?
    There’s a black cloud
    That follows you around
    That I can’t lift
    Why do I want to try again?
    There’s a golden joy
    That follows you around
    I can’t forget it
    And its grip is on my brain

    Those sorrows that you have, I share them
    We’re just two broken people
    Passing round the pain
    Those troubles that you have, I hear them
    Just like an old broken record
    Coming round again
    Those demons that you have, I see them
    But I don’t need no more broken windows
    When all it does is rain

    But if I can
    And if you might
    And if we try
    We still could do it all again
    No one wants
    Broken windows
    No one needs
    Broken windows
    But all we’ve got’s
    Broken windows
    Letting in the rain
    Can’t see right
    Looking backward
    Can’t see right
    Looking forward
    Just can’t trust
    Broken windows
    But we’ve got them all the same

    But I can’t
    And I won’t
    Though we could
    Go out and do it all again
    But then who
    Am I kidding?
    It’s myself
    That I’m fooling
    And I know
    That we’re gonna do it all again
    Welcome home
    Once again then
    Let’s go out
    Break some windows
    Seize the day
    And let in a little rain

  • CAMERA GIRL

    Verse 1
    There's this girl that I know
    Brings her camera wherever she goes
    Taking pictures near and far
    Of things plain and bizarre

    Chorus
    I want my camera girl
    My instant camera girl
    We knew we clicked right from the start
    I need my camera girl
    My portable camera girl
    Please don't close the shutter on my heart

    Verse 2
    C-41 is her perfume
    She holds me close in her darkroom
    A thousand frames in her archive
    Emulsion makes her feel alive

    Repeat Chorus

    Bridge
    She doesn't care to be well-heeled
    She'd rather ponder depth-of-field
    I need to get some closure
    From my overexposure to my

    Camera girl
    I want my camera girl
    We knew we clicked right from the start
    I need my camera girl
    My instant camera girl
    Please don't close the shutter on my heart
  • We met quite some time ago,
    how it flies throughout the years,
    endured the hardships,
    the fights and all the tears,
    but we always had each other,
    and together we made it through,

    I hope you know the love I hold for you,
    So please let me say,

    I need you, I want you, from now 'til the end of days,
    I'm asking won't you be my fiancée?
    and I'll run down that isle,
    for just a glimpse of your smile,
    I'm asking won't you be my fiancée?

    You've built a burrow in my heart,
    you still steal my every breath,
    I love the way you comfort me,
    the way you laugh the way you jest,
    and in this world you're my tether,
    my closest friend indeed the best,

    I hope you know the love I hold for you,
    So please let me say,

    I need you, I want you, from now 'til the end of days,
    I'm asking won't you be my fiancée?
    and I'll run down that isle,
    for just a glimpse of your smile,
    I'm asking won't you be my fiancée?

    You are my princess be my queen,
    let us walk now hand in hand,
    we'll grow old together,
    weave stories untold together,
    I'll show you how good things can be,
    you'll see you mean everything to me

    I hope you know the love I hold for you,
    So please let me say,

    I need you, I want you, from now 'til the end of days,
    I'm asking won't you be my fiancée?
    and I'll run down that isle,
    for just a glimpse of your smile,
    I'm asking, I'm asking, I'm asking

    I need you, I want you, from now 'til the end of days,
    I'm asking won't you be my fiancée?
    and I'll run down that isle,
    for just a glimpse of your smile,
    I'm asking won't you be my fiancée?
  • VERSE 1
    I have the feeling
    of something special about you.
    You look so quiet
    and in your eyes I just see peace.

    VERSE 2
    I have decided
    to make you happy every day
    I promise to
    stay with you
    for all of time in every way

    CHORUS
    Now the pages of my life are full of you
    and no one will erase them, no one will erase them

    VERSE 3
    I'm trying to become
    the perfect guy for you
    I will continue
    I want to see you smile

    VERSE 4
    I never surrender
    because I love you more and more.
    I never expected
    this task to be so exhausting.

    CHORUS
    Now the pages of my life are full of you
    and no one will erase them, no one will erase them

    VERSE 5
    Now that I am dead I can see
    that in your pages lie much pain
    what did I do wrong?
    I never tried to hurt you

    VERSE 6
    Forgive me for not changing
    I swear that I tried.
    what did I do wrong?
    I never tried to hurt you
  • Love like this,
    Never have I ever.
    Yellow over blue,
    Creating something new
    Together
    Laying here tonight
    Mixing with the light
    Of sunset's golden hue
    We swirl across the surface
    Here we serve no purpose
    This is just for me and you

    Baby, be my watercolor love
    I could be your watercolor love

    Pain like this
    Never have I ever
    Yellow needs the blue
    For anything to bloom
    Watch the lilies weaving,
    The last of light is leaving
    Color separated into two
    We float across the surface
    Here we serve no purpose
    This was all for me and you

    Baby, be my watercolor love
    I could be your watercolor love

    Love like this,
    Never have I ever
  • (Verse1)

    I’ve been searching every lake and sea
    Finding the place where we can finally be
    And if it’s true
    You feel the way I do
    Let us break the spell the ocean has over you

    (CHORUS)

    I'm swimming in love with you
    by my side, together we'll fade to blue
    I'm swimming in love with you
    by my side, together we'll fade to blue

    (Verse2)

    From wave to wave and shore to shore
    You are the only one I adore
    And I can’t describe
    How I’m feeling inside
    Drowning in love, forever by your side


    (CHORUS)

    I'm swimming in love with you
    by my side, together we'll fade to blue
    I'm swimming in love with you
    by my side, together we'll fade to blue
  • Miss a single step, fall
    back a thousand miles,
    All the sacrifice, I
    sit up and wonder why.

    Look around and all I see
    are a thousand lies,
    And then I realize, it’s
    Not always do or die.
    I’m gonna fall,
    but I want to fly.

    It’s so hard letting go, and then, I feel it all

    Disappear
    As the lines blur,
    Memories fade, But
    You’re still as bright as day.
    Took me so long, yet
    For a second it seemed as though nothing’s wrong, One
    look at your face, And
    life is bright as day again.
    (life is bright as day again) I
    Hear your voice, and at that moment
    all the weights disappear again.

    Across a thousand miles, you disappear
    By the time I look, you’ve disappeared.

    I smash apart my >>>Do at the end of the sax

    Life and yours and all I feel,
    Is dissatisfied,
    I’m destroying our joy.

    I tell you I love you, and then like a fool I

    Disappear
    As the lines blur,
    Memories fade, But
    You’re still as bright as day.
    Took me so long, yet
    For a second it seemed as though nothing’s wrong, One
    look at your face, And
    life is bright as day again.
    (life is bright as day again) I
    Hear your voice, and at that moment
    all the weights disappear again.

    Across a thousand miles, I disappear,
    Every time you look, I’ve disappeared.

    Disappear
    As the stage just
    Crumbles away, and
    You’re here as bright as day.
    Took me so long, yetbut
    It finally seems as though nothing’s wrong, One
    look at your face, And
    life is bright as day again.
    (life is bright as day again) I
    Hear your voice, and at that moment
    all the weights disappear again.

    Disappear
    As the stage just
    Crumbles away, and
    You’re here as bright as day.
    Took me so long, yetbut
    It finally seems as though nothing’s wrong, One
    look at your face, And
    life is bright as day again.
    (life is bright as day again) I
    Hear your voice, and at that moment
    all the weights disappear again.
  • Sometimes I think that time goes fast
    Sometimes I wish that time would stop
    Some days I wish I wasn't born
    But other days all I need is to see you again
    Your face, your hair floating so close
    Yet your soul seemed to be so far and remote

    CHORUS:
    I wanna speak, I wanna scream
    I don't wanna drown on this love stream
    I want to hug you, I want to love you
    But sometimes I feel like God doesn't care
    I must wake up, I must get you out
    Of this four-walled mirror that has you trapped

    I keep coming here to see you
    Yet I can't remember why
    Perhaps because you loved me
    And I finally saw the light
    The light that was existence
    When I looked for acceptance
    Without you I can't remember
    How it feels to be loved

    [CHORUS]

    [CHORUS]

    There's no such thing as happy
    That cannot exist
    I cannot be happy
    without a you and me
    I want you to hold me
    Like I hold your picture now
    But all I can remember, is breaking your heart
    Whenever I used to call you mom
  • Angel Fair (her voice in the two of us)
    --=---=---=--

    [VERSE]

    I kept myself isolated from the rest
    Had no emotions - deep inside my chest
    I've always hoped for a change
    Never had a bright shade to my face

    In the middle of a desert
    With no hope and no fear
    You were my own greatest treasure
    Saw your face, dropped a tear

    Don't feel miserable and lost anymore
    You led me through that open door
    Take my hand
    Take your joy

    [CHORUS]

    In the middle of a desert
    With no hope and no fear
    You were my own greatest treasure
    Saw your face, dropped a tear


    Your face glows white
    And there's no hope in the sky
    I'll fight my past and the night
    With all my might


    You heard my life and love
    You hear my heart
  • [Verse 1]
    I saw your face in the mirror yesterday
    Your laughter lines reflected on my skin
    They’ll never waste away
    Our past shaped and sculpted like a portrait of pain
    But if I could I’d do it all again

    And I’m not sure if I remember it all
    It’s like a funhouse mirror
    Devoid of soul

    [Chorus]
    Tear yourself away from that time
    I know you hate me that’s alright
    Sorry I never got it right
    I wish I’d hurt myself less
    But it was all all for you
    But now I see through you

    [Verse 2]
    What was it for?
    We scraped the glass ceiling and bruised the floor
    Yet I can’t blame myself for it all
    You cut my heart and watched it bleed
    Cuz I wasn’t who you wanted me
    To be

    But do I remember it right?
    Maybe it’s a funhouse mirror
    And it was all alright

    [Chorus repeat]

    [Bridge]
    We let it all unfold
    Oh
    We could've grown old
    Was it black
    Or was, was it gold

    [Chorus repeat]
  • Baby I knew you you'd come back around,
    And I been looking for ya

    Looking for ya

    Looking for ya

    And now that you're finally here,
    Come into my arms, and let me get us out of here,

    Get us out of here


    She said, "I think that what we feel is becoming pretty clear
    It starts to get so real as you are coming near
    What we're about to share should only stay right here"
    She said, "I don't need underwear when I'm holding a beer".

    You make me lose my mind, and make my body ache
    my body ache
    No woman can look this fine and not cause my will to break
    my will to break
    With you I'm so excited, you send shivers down my spine
    sending shivers down my spine
    This fire that you've ignited puts us past the borderline
    Way past the borderline


    She Said, "We shouldn't waste our time, and hang out in this place
    My heart and body's primed for us to be face to face
    Let's leave and go somewhere where we can be cavalier"
    She said, "I don't need underwear when I'm holding a beer".
    She Said, "I think that what we feel is becoming pretty clear"
    It starts to get so real as you are coming near
    What we're about to share should only stay right here"
    she said, "I don't need underwear when I'm holding a beer".


    It's getting very late, and still we're both in sync
    Your soul just permeates and takes me to the brink
    Don't want to let you go, need to hold you tight
    I'm gonna lose control, my fires you ignite
    I'm gonna lose my mind we're shivering and shaking
    We're gonna take the time to make this night breathtaking
    This fire we've began puts us past the line
    We need to do this again, I'll buy the beer and wine

    CHORUS

    She Said, "We shouldn't waste our time, and hang out in this place
    My heart and body's primed for us to be face to face
    Let's leave and go somewhere where we can be cavalier"
    She said, "I don't need underwear when I'm holding a beer".
    She Said, "I think that what we feel is becoming pretty clear"
    It starts to get so real as you are coming near
    What we're about to share should only stay right here"
    she said, "I don't need underwear when I'm holding a beer".

    "I don't need underwear when I'm holding a beer".
    "I don't need underwear when I'm holding a beer".
    "I don't need underwear when I'm holding a beer".
    "I don't need underwear when I'm holding a beer".


    I think that what we feel is becoming pretty clear
    It starts to get so real as you are coming near
    What we've already shared should only stay right here
    I don't need underwear when I'm holding a beer
  • Oh love there is no reason
    only treason
    come buy me and let's dance
    sweet decisions

    Love is everlasting
    Love is here and after
    break my little smile
    and tame me back again
    break my little smile and
    take me back again

    I carry on simply knowing
    of touching - falling
    and all the emptying cups, while
    the beats growing
    Love is the only answer
    Love until and after
    Turning off the switches
    made me see your pieces

    Love there is no reason
    only treason
    come buy me and let's dance
    sweet decisions.

    Make me disappear
    no pain if there is no fear
    as long as you're here
    make me disappear (x4)
  • Walk across soil
    Vibrant, and full of life
    Become the whole
    A reprieve from strife

    You were only another person
    Stuck in this fragile existance
    You only clasped my hand
    And whispered to forget it

    Come again
    And reach in
    Place a sin
    Left within
    Come again
    Trusted one
    Left a screen
    Now hidden

    She left the veil behind
    A tangible reminder
    Of all that had been fought for
    She was left undisturbed
    The years passed
    And no one dared to approach her
    The unidentifiable wisdom
    Was left to slumber

    Walk across the pale
    Vibrant and full of life
    Stationary and stale
    A reprieve from strife

    You were only another person
    Stuck in this fragile existance
    You only clasped my hand
    And whispered to forget it
    You whispered to forget it
  • Waiting to meet the woman of my dreams
    Pretty sure everyone's looking at me
    My heart is racing; beating way too fast
    The hour we'd agreed is way in the past

    I've got fears I have to swallow
    Can't let my frayed nerves show

    The collar of my shirt is feeling really right
    My clothes all feel like they don't fit quite right
    She's got to show. She's the one, it's fate
    Please, oh, pretty please just be running late

    Maybe she's giving it a miss
    How can I come back from this

    I planned out everything I was going to say
    Those plans might have to be thrown away
    So excited, and so scared I've forgotten how to speak
    Erm... Er.... Blarrg... Squeek

    And then bells begin to ring
    And everybody starts to sing

    Everything will be alright
    She's arrived, resplendent, in a dress of white

    Before our families I bond myself to her
    Everything passes by in a blur
    I cannot hide the joy that rides inside
    When I'm told that I now may kiss the bride

    I stand before her now
    And make a solemn vow
    Before God above
    To the woman that I love
  • Saturday
    Out on the road
    Wind at my back
    Ride into town
    Looking just for you

    Phone rings
    You pick up
    Let’s meet just one more time

    Love on the road
    It wears down
    Love on the road
    Can Not, Can not be found

    You let out a sigh
    Agree to meet me
    Someday you’ll be mine
    And someday I'll leave you behind

    Someday you’ll be mine
    And someday I'll leave you behind

    Love on the road
    It wears down
    Love on the road
    Can not, Can not be found

    I made the choice a long time ago
    Between love and the freedom of the road
    That doesn’t mean I don’t care for you
    Just means when time is up, I have to go

    Love on the road
    It wears down
    Love on the road
    Can not, Can not be found

    Love on the road
    It wears down
    Love on the road
    Can not be found
  • The silver moon she looks at you
    And says that she's in love.
    But then she turns
    and says she's through,
    And the darkness seems so rough.
    So mister why you wait on her,
    When the stars shine bright and clear?
    It may not be our business, sir,
    just strikes us stars as weird

    Mister mister sing with me,
    To the song of love.
    Our great celestial symphony,
    Will fill the sky above.

    OooOOooOOOoOOOooo

    Mister mister sing with me,
    To the song of love.
    Our great celestial symphony,
    Will fill the sky above.

    Mister mister sing with me,
    To the song of love.
    Our great celestial symphony,
    Will fill the sky above.

    ooooOOOOoooOOooooo

    Mister mister sing with me,
    To the song of love.
    Our great celestial symphony,
    Will fill the sky above.

    OOOooooOOOoooooOOOOOooo

    Mister mister sing with me,
    To the song of love.
    Our great celestial symphony,
    Will fill the sky above.

    Mister mister sing with me,
    To the song of love.
    Our great celestial symphony,
    Will fill the sky above.

    ooooOOOOooOOooooo
  • I am not delusional, morning is the usual
    Laying in the bed that still smells like my companion
    breakfast calling out for me, i’m getting out of the bed
    And straight to the kitchen where my lady stands
    Staring through the window and just smiling
    Morning glance that we share is my fuel for the day
    And that kiss
    Is the kiss that I would always miss
    You know just how much I miss it babe

    Cruising through the city thinking about my life
    Realised that i really haven’t smiled for a while

    Memories of you could never really fade away
    Cause each and every one of them keeps me at bay
    Even when i’m feeling down rolling on the ground
    you’re the one that brings out the happiest sounds
    Yeah
    But as the story goes it unfolds
    Branching off from traces on irrational places
    disappointing faces, one of em being you
    I don’t even know what am i supposed to do

    Cruising through the city thinking about my days
    Need to smile for a change

    I'm sick and tired
    Of being unwinded
    But I cannot side with anyone but you
    You cannot comprehend
    I cannot tell you just how much
    I care about being with you

    But seriously
    I cannot do it
    Living my life like I wasn't the rudest
    I knew this I'm modest now
    Choosing To go through
    A change that'll make me a better man

    I bet I'd buy you stuff
    Better bedazzle you
    Get you some clothes
    And a hat or two
    Try what I
    Do not know how to do
    Make you see how much
    I am to you

    Love me forever
    Give it right back
    We wouldn't ever
    Dent it or crack it
    I wanna know if
    it's possible too
    But until then
    I will just keep on missing you

    Cruising through the city thinking about my life
    Realised that i really haven’t smiled for a while
    Cruising through the city thinking about my days
    Need to smile for a change
  • V1
    It's late, sometime in the am
    the band plays a song
    Sultry and dark
    Just like your eyes
    When you see me and smile
    I hope but I don't know
    That things could work out right
    Our stars might cross tonight
    And set this flame alight

    Chorus:
    Come fall with me
    Like the mountains to the sea
    Let's get out of this place and see what we can be
    Never try, never lose
    But I'd like to try with you
    Be my love, be my friend
    Fall with me until the end

    V2
    You look at me as if to say
    I'm just not sure
    If I should take this chance
    I've been burned before
    Just take my hand, let's take this slow
    We'll dance here until dawn
    Swear I won't make you cry
    Don't let this love slip by

    Chorus:
    Come fall with me
    Like the mountains to the sea
    Let's get out of this place and find what we can be
    Never try, never lose
    I know I'll never lose with you
    Be my lover, be my friend
    Fall with me until the end
  • A kiss of love, all sweet and good
    It scares me, though it never should
    Only words from the night of my heart
    Enough to tear it all apart?
    .
    And maybe it's a rainy night
    Where light is blind, yet darkness in sight
    But the rain can breathe our love from dust
    and as he says, they must
    .
    I don't care where love goes wrong
    For life is just a shadows song
    But if stars can shine, why can we not see the light
    within us is another mind
    .
    He won't care if you should fall
    For love is just a living's thought
    He knows there's more, he knows it all
    Against the truth we all fall short
    .
    (Bridge)
    .
    I don't care where love goes wrong
    For life is just a shadows song
    But if stars can shine, why can we not see the light
    within us is another mind
    .
    Would you believe me, if I said "life"?
    But I don't trust my shadows eyes
    The way they pierce right through my mind
    Nonetheless my heart won't lie
    .
    I don't care where love goes wrong
    For life is just a shadows song
    But if stars can shine, why can we not see the light
    within us is another mind

  • Those eyes, pester me,
    Seem to never let me be.[x2]

    Chorus:
    All of this, I'll get through,
    I won't be seeing someone new,
    For a month, I'll be fine,
    Until another nightshade takes my time.

    From you, I find a way,
    But your ghost seems to always stay.
    All alone, I will pine,
    Until another nightshade takes my time.

    Verse 1:
    Slowly sulking down the street,
    My head bowed down in defeat,
    Reminiscing of her heat,
    Is nearly enough to make me weep.

    The sky is turning black and blue,
    How am I supposed to feel anew?
    On that forsaken dismal day,
    In every way I heard her say,
    "I'm done and through with you!"

    (Chorus)

    nightshade takes my time.[x3]

    Verse 2:
    Every day I start again,
    And at night I seem to end.
    I have only myself to mend,
    But that I just pretend.

    I pull myself together,
    Knowing I will never get her,
    I walk to a bar and buy a drink,
    Just to give me time to think,
    But when I looked I caught a stare.

    (Chorus)

    nightshade takes my time.[x3]

    Bridge:

    Those eyes, pester me,
    Seem to never let me be.[x2]

    "I'm done and through with you!"

    (Chorus)

    Those eyes, pester me,
    Seem to never let me be.
  • If we leave,
    we'll fly higher than the sky
    and in our dreams,
    it seems that it was only you and me

    but i fear i'm too late with every step i take
    my back bears burdens,
    i remember my mistake
    my heart is pacing,
    mind is racing,
    shaking slow
    body's aching,
    breaking down so

    [chorus x2]
    how can we fly
    when the walls are just so high
    i couldn't touch the sky
    until you sang me a lullaby

    and we'll grow,
    like a seed down in the soil
    moving slow,
    stronger yet from all the work and all the toil
    breaking through the barriers that we had known
    the fruits of all our efforts finally shown

    [Chorus x2]
    [Instrumental Bridge]
    [Chorus x2]
  • [Chorus 1]0.41 to 1.05

    Left out of mind, a father’s shame
    A friend lies in a box of pine
    They hid the arm, the one that’s maimed
    And you, gone in the morning fog

    [Verse 1]1.06 to 1.46

    I’m still here, where else would I be
    Alone now, left me so alone
    When all I’ve known now wants to flee
    You’re gone and she’s just not breathing
    I scream in every dream I have
    Silent words won’t stop you leaving

    [Chorus 1] 1.47 to 2.12

    Left out of mind, a father’s shame
    A friend lies in a box of pine
    They hid the arm, the one that’s maimed
    And you, gone in the morning fog

    [Verse 2]2.13 to 2.33


    I’ll change, I’ll be a better man
    I’ll disappear if you’re with me
    I’ll love you any way I can
    I’ll chase after all that’s left
    Chase after everything I had
    Try and get her out of that chest

    [Verse 3]2.34 to 3.05


    I barely have the strength to move
    How would I dig out a coffin?
    As always, I wander these rooms
    I will stay, where else to stay
    Somewhere, pathless, pathetic
    I’ll laugh about back in the day

    [Bridge]3.06 to 3.34

    (Barely audible laughter in the background)
    Left me in the grey dust
    Beside the old graveyard
    I’ll leave you if I must
    Inherit her scarred arm
    Forget all their faces
    And do them no harm

    [Verse 4]3.35 to end

    I would never harm someone dear
    Never lie to them, never die
    But now there is no-one here
    And there’s really no use caring
    About the world that’s only me
    About a world that I’m not sharing

    [Chorus 2]

    All that’s dear will forget my name
    All that’s dear must be forgotten
    I’ll be nowhere else all the same
    And laugh about back in the day

    [Outro]

    (Louder laughter)
  • The clouds will turn black and gray
    You'll not see hope and the sunrays
    Just the darkness and the clouds
    It'll rain in our city
    They'll bring back the hope we lost
    And the memories which were sold
    The raindrops will splash on the wall
    They'll be roaring for freedom, speaking for all

    A wall which divides us all
    Is of no good at all
    So take my hand and climb aboard
    And sing with me while we tear it apart

    Freedom stripped when we were young
    So many times we tried run
    From the darkness of the East
    We've had nothing to look forward to
    But those were the old days
    Now there's the fall of the wall
    Put on a mask on your face
    Tell those around you
    To tear apart the wall, with no mercy, no regrets

    A wall which divides us all
    Is of no good at all
    So take my hand and climb aboard
    And sing with me while we tear it apart
  • I've got my gun, you'll make another take,
    until I say it's done.
    We can stay all night, until it's all right,
    when we see the first light of the sun.

    There are lots of ways to make a hit,
    but mine is right, so deal with it.
    When I say 'jump', you just say 'how high?'

    I get a sound bigger than life,
    So you won't go back home to your wife.
    If you walk away,
    well you just might die.


    I've shot my gun at John Lennon
    I put my wife in a prison
    What makes you think I give a damn about you?


    We're here again, it's wearing thin,
    But I'm gonna get what I want,
    You might protest, but I'm the best,
    I've got it, so I'm gonna flaunt,

    There are lots of ways to make you work
    I don't care if you think I'm a jerk
    So when I say 'jump', you say 'how high?'

    I get a sound bigger than my hair,
    I'm so mean, it's just not fair,
    If you walk away, well you might just die.


    In this studio there is no love,
    So unless you want to taste my glove,
    I'd advise you do what I tell you to do.


    I've shot my gun at John Lennon
    I put my wife in a prison
    What makes you think I give a damn about you?

  • I don't know know what I see
    in the mirror, there's no me anymore
    the shadow laughs at me with a gun
    it points the gun right at my soul

    So come and save me from myself
    so come and rescue me
    I am the star the that's stuck in the sky
    I am the star that never left home

    Chorus:
    We've got thouand stars in the sky
    laid like a thousand white chess pawns
    the breeze is blowing on my face
    through my arms

    there goes another blue shining light
    A star has just left home
    To find a place in the world
    to belong


    We've got thousand stars in the sky
    laid like a thousand white chess pawns
    the breeze is blowing on my face
    through my arms

    there goes another blue shining light
    A star has just left home
    To find a place in the world
    to belong

    And I
    I sit inside my own head
    With the hope to move on
    and my head is big bad place
    I wish if you could just drop by

    So come and save me from myself
    so come and rescue me
    I am the star the that's stuck in the sky
    I am the star that never left home

    And I
    I don't know know what I see
    in the mirror, there's no me anymore
    the shadow laughs at me with a gun
    it points the gun right at my soul

    So come and save me from myself
    so come and rescue me
    I am the star the that's stuck in the sky
    I am the star that never left home

    Chorus:
    We've got thouand stars in the sky
    laid like a thousand white chess pawns
    the breeze is blowing on my face
    through my arms

    there goes another blue shining light
    A star has just left home
    To find a place in the world
    to belong

    Will it ever find a place in the world to belong
  • MARCH IS HERE

    VERSE 1
    Light up more cigarettes, let's find out who we are
    Look above these endless skies, to spot a shooting star
    So much to look forward to, too much that’s left undone
    Will we lay? Will we fly? Our life has just begun!

    PRECHORUS
    This crazy world just sweeps you up, it keeps pushing you along
    In spite of me , in spite of you, or when the hard stops come in, each word on a hard stop “alone - for - too - long)
    we won’t be alone for too long

    VERSE 2
    Flash forward another day, just dreaming of that time
    Wistfully seep to the past, I believed it would end just fine
    I know you wouldn’t change, anything even as you cried
    Was there something I could have done, I really wish that I tried

    PRECHORUS
    This crazy world just sweeps you up, it keeps pushing you along
    In spite of me , in spite of you, we won’t be alone for too long

    CHORUS
    March is here, once again
    Sorry for your troubles, I'm missing you my friend
    March is here, once again
    Let's do something special, before this story ends

    VERSE 3
    Light up more candlesticks, lets find out who we are
    Look above these endless skies, to spot a shooting star
    So much to look forward to, too much that’s left undone
    Will we lay? Will we fly? Our life has just begun!

    PRECHORUS
    This crazy world just sweeps you up, it keeps pushing you along
    In spite of me , in spite of you, we won’t be alone for too long

    CHORUS
    March is here, once again
    Sorry for your troubles, I'm missing you my friend
    March is here, once again
    Let's do something special, before this story ends
  • Away
    Away
    Can't stay
    Lingering

    Delay
    The thoughts that could not pass
    Delay
    The belief that two were one
    Delay
    The strains that submerge the mind
    Delay
    Traits for which you were thrown

    Replay
    The thoughts
    The ideas and feelings brought to the fore
    Replay
    The sparks
    And the way they made you feel

    Create the space
    That locks out thought
    And time is suspended within
    Lift boulders from the face
    That frowns, distraught
    Let it smile again

    Delay
    It caresses and uplifts
    Delay
    Drain away your cares
    Delay
    Rejuvenate your soul
    Delay
    Demand to know existence

    Replay
    The slabs
    The wall surrounding and immersing
    Ready
    The mind
    The new supplanting the old

    Create the space
    That locks out thought
    And time is suspended within
    Lift boulders from the face
    That frowns, distraught
    Let it smile again

    Away
    Away
    Let it smile again
    Can’t stay
    Lingering
    Let it smile again
    Away
    Away
    Can’t stay
    Lingering
  • what did you think would happen
    when the dust had cleared
    there’s nothing left to say now
    the real you has appeared

    it’s not the way it first seemed
    once your truth was told
    but what I feel is true now
    is harder to uphold

    a self-described savior
    kindness on a fuse
    well the end is here now
    time to accept and choose

    they have good intentions
    but they dont know your inventions

    they have good intentions
    (can't tell how I feel)
    but they don't know your inventions
    (can't tell if it's real)
    all those falsified dimensions
    to my constant apprehension
    (don't take it so personally)
  • (intro)

    (chorus)
    Look what you do to me,
    I'm drowning in sound
    But for all the noise I face
    I'll still find my way out
    (x2)

    (post chorus)
    Oh look out
    Oh look out
    You can't keep us down
    You got us all fucked up
    (x2)

    (verse 1)
    Nasty punk kids
    you label us
    Cause we don't
    Follow the sound
    We on our
    Own path now

    Are we crazy
    When we don't
    Obey false alarms
    You wait till
    All this noise
    Buries you alive


    (chorus)

    (post chorus)

    (verse 2)
    Don't you see
    Its a false alarm
    Or did you ring the bell
    To take us down
    I know you think us crazy
    When we don't Obey your commands
    Hate us, hate me
    Nasty punks vs your sound


    (bridge)
    Nasty punk
    Kids (hey)
    Nasty punk
    Kids (hey)

    Oh look out
    Oh look out
    Oh fuck off
    Its a false fuckin alarm

    (chorus)
  • VERSE 1:
    If you love me
    Let me know
    If you don't then
    Let me go
    If you trust me
    It'll show
    Otherwise you're
    On your own

    Verse 2:
    If you saw me
    Tell me now
    If you want me
    Tell me how
    If you need me
    Say it loud
    Otherwise you
    Should get out

    PRE-CHORUS:
    Say what you will
    You're showing signs
    I've had my fill
    You're wasting time
    Set it to kill
    So drink your wine
    Don't let it spill
    You'll fade the line

    CHORUS:
    And I don't wanna live forever
    Missing all the days when we were fine
    I know it seems like we will never
    Get back to the point we felt so high
    And though we may be broken hearted
    It feels like we were made to live our lives
    And though I will not live forever I'm tryna live the most until I die

    VERSE 3:
    I've been feeling
    So alone
    I can feel it
    In my bones
    I could find a
    Time mashine
    I would fix
    Everything

    VERSE 4:
    Come on with me
    We'll just go
    Me and you
    Alone
    Constilations
    You're my star
    Moonlit sky
    It's not that far

    PRE-CHORUS:
    Say what you will
    You're showing signs
    I've had my fill
    You're wasting time
    Set it to kill
    So drink your wine
    Don't let it spill
    You'll fade the line

    CHORUS:
    And I don't wanna live forever
    Missing all the days when we were fine
    I know it seems like we will never
    Get back to the point we felt so high
    And though we may be broken hearted
    It feels like we were made to live our lives
    And though I will not live forever I'm tryna live the most until I die
  • Inside those green eyes of yours
    A shadow of time
    Goes by

    Cracked wings
    Old walls
    Late nights
    Drunk thoughts

    You're fading in daylight
    But so am I
    Sing long live our love
    As we burn it down

    We tried it all, we tried it once
    You broke me down, I broke it all

    You believed in death
    And I believe in you
    We left it to die
    But parts still survived

    (It's breaking me
    Oh can't you see
    I want it back
    I want to lose)

    Inside this mad life
    A tear is rolling down
    Outside your hearts range
    I'm dying from the cold

    We thought we could just break the frame
    Avoid getting cut
    Cause we were different
    We had something special
    It shattered into our life
    And cut my face away
    I'm a stranger to you now
    Now theres shards everywhere
    Look at all this blood

    Inside my sick mind
    Your green eyes could smile again
    But I know it's too late
    I know you agree

    (I want to lose
    I want it back
    Oh can't you see
    It's breaking me)

    Reflections in my soft tears
    (It's breaking me)
    Green eyes could save me again
    (Oh can't you see)
    I killed them a while ago
    (I want it back)
    You was burned, then i was hurt
    (I want to lose)
    If you want to rise again
    (I want to lose)
    Kiss me another goodbye
    (I want it back)
    Your green eyes could save me now
    (Oh can't you see)
    Green eyes can't save me now
    (They're breaking me)
    Green eyes can't save me now
    Green eyes can't save me now
  • Hey
    Where have you been all this while
    Its good to see you again
    I hope you feel the same
    we've been out of touch
    you seem lost to me
    what's up with the look on your face

    Hey
    I tried to call you,I recall
    the number you gave me
    a phone that never rang
    You tried to hide, put up a fight
    with the demons in your head
    it seems like they had it their way

    oh,there's nothing you'll ever need
    now that you have me next to you, ohh
    And there's nothing you'll ever need
    Cuz I've got you, now!

    Never gonna let you fall!
    we'll crawl but never stop
    Just hold my hand
    and don't let go!

    Now that you're here
    standing next to me
    your eyes scream of the dark places
    where they have been
    Your arms speak of battles
    you fought with yourself
    the war in dark rooms
    the ghost of your past

    oh,there's nothing you'll ever need
    now that you have me next to you, ohh
    And there's nothing you'll ever need
    Cuz I've got you, now!

    Never gonna let you fall!
    we'll crawl but never stop
    Just hold my hand
    and don't let go!

    Never gonna let you fall!
    we'll crawl but never stop
    Just hold my hand
    and don't let go!

    There's a paradise
    in your lies
    a channel that the truth doesn't
    dare to swim across , mist
    a strange smoke from the ashes of the hash
    but the paradise, its a lie, that never seems to last

    Never gonna let you fall!
    we'll crawl but never stop
    Just hold my hand
    and don't let go!

    Never gonna let you fall!
    we'll crawl but never stop
    Just hold my hand
    and don't let go!
  • Well the old folks say life was better in the olden days
    Well what about this? it ain't that bad
    Food's good, water's clean
    Feels just like a movie scene

    Have a positive outlook, good perspective
    It don't feel bad to be respected
    When the bell tolls at the end we'll be waiting

    When it goes up over there we'll be ready

    When the bell tolls at the end we'll be waiting
    When it goes up over there we'll be ready
    And no one knows when it'll be,
    But you've spent your whole life getting ready
    Sure sounds good to me
  • (Verse 1)
    Ompa lumpa dumpa dee doo,
    Gene life will be much duller with the absence of you,
    Leonard now you're up in the sky with the lord,
    I hope you'll remember to play him that chord,
    There are so many this year has forsaken,
    Thoughts are with the families of those that were taken,
    I regret we're naming but only a few,
    Paying our respects is all we can do

    twenty sixteen

    (Chorus)
    Bye Bye Bowie,
    You are the starman now,
    Ta ra Rickman,
    the show must go on somehow,
    So many have fallen,
    George, Carrie, Prince, Ali,
    I thank my lucky stars,
    that it did not take me,

    twenty sixteen
    twenty sixteen
    oh twenty sixteen
    twenty sixteen
    twenty sixteen
    twenty sixteen

    (Verse 2)
    In a world of chaos, life turned upside down,
    Not every passing lived under a crown,
    If you've lost a loved one, this song is for you,
    Love and support each other, you will get through,
    There are so many this year has forsaken,
    Thoughts are with the families of those that were taken,
    I regret we're naming but only a few,
    Paying our respects is all we can do

    twenty sixteen

    (Chorus)
    Bye Bye Bowie,
    You are the starman now,
    Ta ra Rickman,
    the show must go on somehow,
    So many have fallen,
    George, Carrie, Prince, Ali,
    I thank my lucky stars,
    that it did not take me,

    twenty sixteen
    twenty sixteen
    oh twenty sixteen
    twenty sixteen
    twenty sixteen
    twenty sixteen

    twenty sixteen
  • Verse:
    You may have had heart problems
    but there was nothing wrong with your heart
    You had a way of making friends
    In an instant and right from the start

    PreChorus:
    Everyone that met you loved you
    so it's no surprise

    Chorus:
    When David Bowie threw a party in heaven
    Of course you were invited
    Now you're rockin’ out with Lemmy and George Michael
    I bet you're so excited
    To be at David Bowie's party in heaven

    Verse:
    I bet you're drinking PG tips with milk
    While you and Carrie fisher trade quips
    You're probably playing saxophone with Prince
    While Leonard Cohen gives you songwriting tips
    And while I’d give a lot to see your kohl-rimmed eyes again
    ‘Neath that curly hair that was getting kinda thin
    I'm glad that you're in such good company
    And I hope the TV where you are gets the BBC

    PreChorus:
    Everyone that met you loved you
    so it's no surprise

    Chorus:
    When David Bowie threw a party in heaven
    Of course you were invited
    Now you're rockin’ out with Lemmy and George Michael
    I bet you're so excited
    To be at David Bowie's party in heaven

    PreChorus:
    Everyone that met you loved you
    so it's no surprise

    Chorus:
    When David Bowie threw a party in heaven
    Of course you were invited
    Now you're rockin’ out with Lemmy and George Michael
    I bet you're so excited
    To be at David Bowie's party in heaven
  • Blink your eyes
    but don’t blink too fast
    time is fading, crumbles to dust
    all we’ve known now belongs to the past
    this is a tribute to the people we lost

    Ziggy Stardust
    also known as David Bowie
    a galaxy hero set in a musical space oddity
    his lyrics punching you harder than Muhammad Ali
    a music spell so strong like Severus Snapes cast it

    Harper Lee
    and her mockingbird gone
    like Frank Sinatra who loved singing ‘bout New York
    let’s smoke this sadness, light a Cuban cigar
    and pray we reach 99 like Gabor

    Princess Leia
    and then her mother Debbie
    as if 2016 hadn’t taken many already
    like Prince and his dirty mind, always hot and heavy
    these Last Christmas surely were one of the most deadly


    Stars that shined
    brighter than the sun
    that carved the paths for those yet to come
    that changed the way all things were done
    this is for the people who knew how to have fun
  • [1:20-1:40]
    Those kings and queens you’ve always adored
    That you’ve looked up to
    That have brought you out from the dark
    Their time is coming to an end.

    [1:40-2:00]
    The kings and the queens are dying
    Those we have come to adore
    One by one they die
    And there will never again be anyone like them

    [2:00-2:21]
    In the end, cruel death teaches us a harsh lesson
    While it may seem they are above us
    They are actually our equals
    When it comes to our ultimate fate

    [2:21-2:41]
    Brothers, sisters, all outside and in between,
    Let us sing for them all
    For those who never made it past this year
    But will live on in our hearts

    [3:39-3:59]
    Brothers, sisters, all outside and in between,
    Let us sing for them all
    For those who never made it past this year
    But will live on in our hearts

    [3:59-end]
    Sing for the Ace, (Lemmy, though he died in 2015)
    Sing for the Prince, (obviously)
    Sing for the Stardust, (David Bowie)
    Sing for the Short-lived, (Christina Grimmie)
    Sing for the Actor, (Alan Rickman)
    Sing for the Blacksmith, (Nick Menza - blacksmith because drums)
    Sing for the Visionary, (Keith Emerson)

    Sing for the Philosopher, (Umberto Eco)
    Sing for the Producer (George Martin)
    Sing for the Lucky Man (Greg Lake)
    Sing for the Eagle (Glenn Frey)
    Sing for the Boxer (Muhammad Ali)
    Sing for the Poet (Leonard Cohen)

    %%%%%%%% Credits
    % Initial snippets are covers of:
    David Bowie - Heroes
    Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Tarkus (Eruption)
    Prince - Purple Rain
    Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah
    % Radio sounds:
    mojomills @ www.freesound.org/s/167191/

  • I am the greatest, the latest, my flow is heavy

    Always keepin’ my head steady

    Always keepin’ my fists at the ready

    Turning my enemies from rocks into jelly


    I’m a force unseen since the old days

    Taking you back the old ways, I blaze

    Cause there’s a fire in my heart, I’m a warrior,

    Soul of a wanderer, mind of a conqueror


    I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

    You oughta be afraid of me; you see

    Only what I want you to see

    I’m telling the truth, my word is my guarantee


    I’m something that you can’t handle

    Fists like hammers, words like an anvil

    Tempered far beyond others can stand; still

    I am the greatest, you don’t hold a candle


    I’ve got

    Heart and soul

    Looks to kill

    Don’t believe me, you’ll eat your words til you get your fill


    And I have

    So much more

    To show to you

    I’ll never give up til everyone knows I was telling the truth

    Yeah, I’m telling the truth


    I am greatest that ever was or will be

    I won’t bow down to your tyranny

    Strike me down and I’ll stand up again, proudly

    Cause I’ll live forever, in fame or in infamy


    I was put on earth to be winning

    You all think I’m kidding? This is just the beginning

    Take a listen to the wisdom I’m giving/bringing

    From bell to bell ringing, I’m leaving you spinning.


    And I am the greatest, it’s hard to be humble

    Driven to things that would make others stumble

    Held back by those who would wish me to crumble

    But this is my life, and I’m ready to rumble


    (And I was) Champion at 22 years old

    I knew how it would all unfold

    The strongest, the meanest, a force to behold

    I am the greatest, the best, the most bold


    I’ve got

    Heart and soul

    Looks to kill

    Don’t believe me, you’ll eat your words til you get your fill


    And I have

    So much more

    To show to you

    I’ll never give up til everyone knows I was telling the truth

    Yeah, I’m telling the truth
  • There's so much snow
    Just lying here around Would you like to join?
    Take the fall and hit the ground

    Look at the mice
    Burning snow to get the heat
    Melting their dreams
    To a liquid of temptation
    Worshipping shadows of fame
    In a world so full of light
    I could escape
    But no one thought to follow
    Me

    See the friendly face
    Come and take a seat
    Watch the shadows play
    Fascinating indeed
    Just don't move your eyes
    Yes, it's your life
    But it's they
    Who may decide

    you want to glow like snow
    Of course you can, we'll help
    These real tv shows
    We made them just for you,
    Of course you are free
    As a slave of reality
    We have control
    And a copy of your future
    Soul

    Advertising for a broken life
    Is an utopia of glass
    Speeding up when the end is dead
    Then wonder why we crashed

    run through the halls of fame
    Don't ask where it ends
    you don't have to be so shy
    You only risk your life
    We'll do you so much good
    In ways the facts can't show
    Reach for our helping hand
    We'll only sell your soul
  • VERSE 1

    In 2016 we've lost some of the best
    artists and poets - we've laid them to rest
    put down their instruments; dropping their pen
    To them We say amen

    Debbie Reynolds danced and sang with such flair
    But the loss of her Carrie, she just couldn't bear
    George Michael's soft vocals have come to an end
    To them We say amen

    CHORUS A

    Thanks to all those who truly inspired
    They took us to places, ever so higher
    We'll warm our hearts from their glorious fire
    So mote it be, Indeed

    VERSE 2

    Prince is the symbol of loss of our songs
    Goodbye David Bowie; the Starman is gone
    Farewell Leonard Cohen, his poems transcend
    To them We say amen

    Garry Shandling has passed and the laughter has died
    With Gene Wilders' antics , we laughed and we cried
    Gary Marshall's directed his last filmed event
    To them We say Amen.

    CHORUS B

    Thanks to all those who bettered this earth
    Filled us all up, with wonder and mirth
    No money can show were worth
    So mote it be, Indeed,

    VERSE 3

    He soared like an Eagle, then Glenn Frye flew away
    The darkness of war, Elie Weisel did portray
    And John Glenn zoomed to space,
    around and again,
    To them We say amen.

    Merle Haggard can thank his mama for trying,
    Mohammed Ali can finally stop fighting
    Alan Rickman' Gruber and Snape met their end
    To them, we say amen.

    (unsung) CHORUS C

    Thanks to all those who lightened our lives
    Makes us wonder and fear our own looming demise
    Though their bodies departed, their spirits survive,
    So mote it be, Indeed,
    So mote it be, Indeed.
  • Snape killed Dumbledore
    but time killed Snape
    right from the start
    we knew it wouldn't be great

    Florence (Henderson) and Rob (Ford)
    stood and looked around
    well the kids and city are gone
    let's get a party started in this town

    i love you, but who are you?
    all your life i never really knew
    that i love you, what are we to do
    the limelight's gone and so are you

    Gene (Wilder) ain't so wild
    now he's awfully calmer
    teeing off and having drinks
    with Arnold Palmer

    John (Glenn) turned to David (Bowie)
    and said look at that
    the stars do look different
    as a matter of fact

    Anton (Yelchin) looked at Leonard (Cohen)
    and said beam me up
    Cohen looked at him
    and said "wrong Leonard, little pup"

    i love you, but who are you?
    all your life i never really knew
    that i love you, what are we to do
    the limelight's gone and so are you

    Charmian (Carr) said that the hills are alive
    Morley (Safer) went "what a story"
    60 minutes of that
    would be anything but boring

    (Muhammad) Ali knocked out men
    to pay for his houses
    But only (Artist formerly known as) Prince
    could look good in blouses

    Lemmy and Glenn (Frey)
    standing side by side
    what an awful relief
    we're at the end of the ride

    [outro]
    George (Michael) and Carrie (Fisher)
    were looking around
    everybody's dying
    but at least we're still... (WHAM!!)

  • April 21st
    Falling star
    Purple rain dispersed
    Who we are
    Angels came
    For the Prince
    April 21st
    Fallen star
    Mom, I won't be sick
    Anymore
    Angels knocked
    On my door


    When the doves cry
    And the violets bloom
    he will say goodbye
    And waltz towards his tomb


    Cream of music crop
    Prince of rock
    Never did he stop
    Walked the talk
    All the chicks
    Craved his kiss
    Cream of music crop
    Prince of rock
    Mom, I'll join you quick
    Evermore
    Angels knocked
    On my door


    Saw him one last time
    in the rain
    Let his loving rhyme
    Play again
    Angels came
    For the Prince
    Saw him one last time
    In the rain
    Mom, from life I quit
    Let us soar
    Angels knocked
    At my door
  • (Extended version)

    [Verse 1]
    A new year has arrived,
    Give me what you got, let me be surprised,
    There’s so much I want to do, so much I wanna
    See.
    Let’s start this year with a bang,
    Making resolutions with the gang,
    We promise each other, to do better than
    ‘15.

    [Chorus]
    This year I’m going to
    Be everything I wanted,
    Every dream I had is gonna
    Come real, I can make
    Sure of it, ^^ I’m
    Sure of it, I’m putting
    Everything I have into
    Moving ahead.^
    All I want to have,
    All I want to feel,
    I have and I feel
    Motivation course through
    Me; All the memories, ^
    I’m gonna set free, ^
    All I know I want I
    have within my reach?

    [Verse 2]
    Middle of March, It’s been a roller-coaster ride,
    So many people I idolize died
    I’ll remember you forever.
    It’s a promise, forever.
    I’m scared of turning on the news now,
    I keep thinking who is it this time?
    I don’t want to know.
    (Wait, Frank Jr,?)
    From the start of the year,
    We started losing every-
    one. What
    Went wrong?
    Those close to the heart,
    Those that I never missed a thought
    About, I now
    Miss them.

    [Chorus]
    This year I was going to
    Be everything I wanted,
    Every dream I had was gonna
    Come real, I could make
    Sure of it,^ I’m not so
    Sure of it, I’m putting
    Everything I have into
    Moving ahead.^
    But it’s not enough,
    I have frozen feet,
    I no longer feel the
    Motivation course through.
    Me;^^ Memories I
    Don’t want set free.
    I’m not so sure there’s any
    Happiness in my rea....each?

    [Verse 3]
    Dead, dead again, and they keep dying,
    As if a bunch of flies they keep dropping,
    What the hell should I do? What the fuck is
    Wrong?
    Try, try again, as I might, it’s no use,
    I can’t bring myself to let go of you.
    Oh God.
    Why?

    [Chorus]
    This year I was going to
    Be everything I wanted,
    Every dream I had was gonna
    Come real, couldn’t make
    Sure of it,^ I’m Un-
    sure of myself,
    All my idols bite the dust, I can’t keep
    Moving ahead.^
    But it’s not just me, not just my
    frozen feet, ^^
    Everyone around is
    Slowly going ^
    Crazy; So Hazy,
    Feel trapped in a
    Maze of illusions.(Wait.)


    [Verse 4]
    A new year has arrived,
    We’ve lost so much it’s no surprise,
    That I’ve been feeling so hopeless,
    But I refuse to stay listless.
    You’ve all lived out your lifes,
    Some were short and some filled with strife,
    And my best respect to you, Will be to
    fight on, and on and go on.
  • On the remembrance of stained hearts,
    darkness creeps through the morning rain
    and it waits just outside your door while you sleep.


    Your mind falls and braces,
    spills its colour onto pages
    between the twisted lines of swampland faces.

    Their pleading eyes, their weary smiles.
    Are they waiting for love to arrive?
    Or is this a one-way mirror reflecting on both sides?

    This noise, it draws us here
    yet it's so hard to still the fear
    there's too much comfort in another lonely beer

    It's nice to say everything is alright,
    but we're still swimming against the tide.
    In this big bedroom, we should have nothing to hide.

    But we do...


    On the remembrance of stained hearts
    You lay awake as darkness swept through your window.
    Into your hesitant ear, it whispered...

    ...and it spoke the same things it always spoke.
    But these whispers, they got louder
    and this time they were clearer
    and this time you couldn't deny those painful words.

    So you purge them to paper
    but each pen stroke cuts like a knife
    and each drop of ink hammers down with blunt force.
    Every burning word, every stinging letter
    they look so familiar.
    Your life's script, taken further than you've ever seen before.
    It's awful, but it makes sense
    except nothing makes sense any more.
    Head and heart both pounding.
    The pages are all black but the words kept coming.
    Cutting and crushing.
    Unleashing every fear and hatred
    to shatter your last remaining will.

    With its black flag now planted,
    the darkness bundles up the last of your pain and sorrow
    to spread amongst kith and kin,
    before disappearing quietly out the window
    back into the morning rain.


    Rest, brother, we lay you down.
    Sad silence, a terrible sound.
    But if this time machine could turn it all around...

    An army of hearts
    are with you from the start,
    instead of this world come apart.


    These swirling waters are dragging me down.
    Lost in this swamp, will I ever get out?
    This dark anchor weighs down my heart
    I'm sinking deeper day by day

    Don't even know how I got this far
    feels like the world is falling apart
    trying to keep it together now
    and keep on floating, day by day
  • The Greats that we lost in the ol 16
    Looking back the year was a murder machine
    We had prince, he really was a prince, we been devastated since his death
    Purple sign when we saw him on the line, purple rain came down on the day that he died

    Christina, you shoulda seen her
    Started out as a video
    Everyone loved her, stole the show and the voice in her heart how she sang with her soul

    Muhammad Ali, the way that I see
    His fists were fury and freedom
    The way that I see, all the lovelies,
    Who lost their pulse in the street club


    Tonight we remember you, you
    Tonight love will be understood, stood
    Tonight we all remember you, you
    WYour love, your hearts, your face will live in the stars

    The princess is gone and now we live on new hope
    We miss you, trust it isn't easy to cope
    David Bowie left his lightning mark on us, you know
    Let us pray for these long lost long lost souls
    Oh lord

    Tonight we remember you, you
    Tonight love will be understood, stood
    Tonight we all remember you, you
    Your love, your hearts, your face will live in the stars
  • I stood there
    on sand the purest white
    she stood there
    eyes as dark as night
    eyes as dark as night

    she grabbed my hand
    whispered in my ear
    she sang the sweetest tune
    and then she disappeared
    and then she disappeared

    I was alone and i was afraid
    but every man must die

    I woke up with a start
    screaming in the dark
    screaming in the dark

    then i heard her voice
    the sweet angelic noise
    those potent little phrases
    that makes me feel okay
    she makes me feel okay

    I was alone and i was afraid
    but every man must die
    i am alone but I'm not afraid
    now its time to say goodbye

    and now i know
    its all built up to this
    crescendo
    just one more note
    just one more note

    I was alone and i was afraid
    but every man must die
    i am alone but I'm not afraid
    now its time to say goodbye
  • Passed up possibilities
    No need to hide what no one else sees
    I ended all eventualities
    I couldn’t ride with such fear inside
    Together we were unending sin
    An end to what we could never begin
    I wanted any win
    I can at least say that we tried

    Ripples throughout time
    Buffeting the brightest days
    All part of some cosmic design
    It keeps all adding to our dimensional haze

    Panicked by your pleas
    No cure for what destiny can tease?
    I turned a thousand keys
    I didn’t leave, what would that achieve?

    Ripples throughout time
    Buffeting the brightest days
    All part of some cosmic design
    It keeps all adding to our dimensional haze

    Oh, tell me as you leave
    Passing from form to shadow
    Can you see every possibility
    Can you tell me where they go?
    Oh, tell me as you leave
    What secrets do you know?
    Can you enjoy my eventualities?
    ?Can you end my fear that had to grow?
  • When the times may seem tough, and the going gets rough
    When the world tries to break you down
    Get up on your feet, and say damn to defeat
    And fight hard to take back your crown!

    You must PER-SE-VERE
    Stand by me my friend……
    We’ll fight through this war ‘til this war’s bitter end
    By GOD A-BOVE
    You must claim what you love and hold dear, you must persevere!

    Now it may not go well, like you’re passing through hell
    On a journey a thousand miles long
    But keep going I say, and at the end of this day
    You’ll emerge victorious and strong!

    The journey won’t end, but trust me my friend
    You must keep pushing on down the road
    And when you’ve had enough, all those you love
    Will come out to lighten your load.
  • the world is bleak today
    you wont live until the smoke clears
    thats what they still say

    dont do what we tell you
    dont act like we do, pretty please?
    dont THINK and speak like us, too
    do as we say and you are saved

    but the smoke wont clear
    this is the new eternity
    are you ready for it?

    dont do what we tell you
    dont act like we do, pretty please?
    dont THINK and speak like us, too
    do as we say and you are saved

    look at the princess running astray
    look at her, dashing through the torns
    see her on her shivering knees
    as she tried to pray
  • When I was just a boy
    I discovered what a wonderful joy it was
    To sing hi-i-igh
    And go so lo-oh-ow

    I wrote a verse or two
    And got my folks to sing in tu-u-une
    But no one else
    Knows the music like I do-oo-oo

    Like I do

    And they don't know no no
    How to put on a show oh oh
    They don't know

    So let's go go go

    So let's go
    Let's just go

    Welcome to our show tonite
    We're trying hard to get it right
    We hope you enjoy the show
    Let's Go!

    We get so high on music tonight
    And it feels so right
    I can see the colors of light
    They reflect in the shine of my eye-eye-eyes

    But they don't know no no
    How to put on a show oh oh
    They don't know

    So let's go go go

    So let's go
    Let's just go
  • Drifting away
    Into cold outer space
    Oh what a way
    To go, my untimely efface

    Oh, my sweet earth
    You may baffle me but i'll still miss you so
    I'll be in touch
    Leave your message in drones and keep a sandwich in tow

    Fly by
    I'm travelling far galaxies
    Goodbye
    I have all the world to see

    Oh, dad and mum
    Is the path to Heaven across the Milky Way?
    Oh, my sweet plum
    Don't forget about me and all our yesterdays

    Time has come
    I'll be flying to the sun
    Postcards
    Graveyards
    The cosmic sea
    Will bury me

    A lone guy
    At negative 460
    Fahrenheit
    It's cold alright
    When i close my eyes

    (guitar solo)

    Don't you worry about me
    I'll start my journey with mercury
    Fly pass venus and mars
    Come around to earth for electric guitars


    Visit my old friend jupiter
    Although saturn's rings are heavier
    Uranus and neptune my blue buds
    Won't forget pluto that poor sud

    Oh, space aint bad
    There's a lot to see and if i could i'd take you there
    Oh, don't be sad
    Everyone has to go and mister death will never spare

    Time has come
    I'll be flying to the sun
    Postcards
    Graveyards
    The cosmic sea
    Will bury me

    A lone guy
    At negative 460
    Fahrenheit
    It's cold alright
    Now i'll be closing these eyes
  • When the times may seem tough, and the going gets rough
    When the world tries to break you down
    Get up on your feet, and say damn to defeat
    And fight hard to take back your crown!


    You must PER-SE-VERE
    Stand by me my friend……We’ll fight through this war ‘til this war’s bitter end
    By GOD A-BOVE
    You must claim what you love and hold dear, you must persevere!

    Now it may not go well, like you’re passing through hell
    On a journey a thousand miles long
    But keep going I say, and at the end of this day
    You’ll emerge victorious and strong!

    The journey won’t end, but trust me my friend
    You must keep pushing on down the road
    And when you’ve had enough, all those you love
    Will come out to lighten your load.

  • Freddie is looking back from the afterlife at us honoring him with this round of Game of Bands.

    VERSE 1

    Walking out, an empty net
    But Pluto guards the etiquette

    Dreaming nice, once again
    Released of chains now and then

    Some are high, Some are low
    We all live out this puppet show

    CHORUS

    Looking out this window view
    Gods can get a better view
    I'm alive, I'm alive

    Satisfied? Stratified!
    Because of you I'm magnified
    I'm alive, I'm alive

    VERSE 2

    Florentines
    Block the gate
    Won't you please just abdicate?

    Something's wrong
    Can I hide?
    Feeling like I'm crucified

    Again I dream
    Lifted up
    Drinking from this scarlet cup

    CHORUS

    Looking out this window view
    Gods can get a better view
    I'm alive, I'm alive

    Satisfied? Stratified!
    Because of you I'm magnified
    I'm alive, I'm alive

    VERSE 3
    Walking out, an empty net
    Pluto guards the etiquette

    Dreaming nice, once again
    Released my chains both now and then

    Some are high, Some are low
    We all live this puppet show

    Again I dream, Lifted up
    Drinking from this scarlet cup

    CHORUS

    Looking out this window view
    Gods can get a better view
    I'm alive, I'm alive

    Satisfied? Stratified!
    Because of you I'm magnified
    I'm alive, I'm alive

    ----------

    He walks out and there's an empty net. It's a reference to his music used as sports anthems, as well as hardly any new good music around (he could easily score with a new hit).
    Pluto guards the fourth circle of hell in Dante's inferno. Which is greed. It would be greedy of him to demand another chance at making music.
    So he has to depend on others to make music to honor him, and when he does he can dream again (he references dreaming in songs like A Winter's Tale).
    "Some are high some are low" referring to hearing people try to imitate him off key. He's a puppet because he's not in control, neither is anyone watching someone use them as inspiration.
    The chorus basically explains the song, he's watching us and living through us. Is he satisfied? He's stratified (split in a hierarchy of layers).
    But he's still remembered, and magnified.
    Florentines are in the sixth circle of hell which is heresy. Which is really what we are doing.
    He'd like that wall to come down, but can't from where he is.
    Some of what we will be doing (maybe all) won't live up to Queen, so he's feeling crucified.
    But he decides to spin it positive, he's dreaming again (as he did lyrically) and drinking from a scarlet cup (in which spring is contained, rebirth).
  • Who could ever belong here
    Acquainted with only fear
    I can’t even be myself
    I can’t be somebody else
    Out here, out here


    I have got high ego
    I’ve got dreams and hopes galore
    But I’m stuck here saving lives
    I want more
    Is this all
    All for me


    Down here I am praised
    But they’ve never wanted me to read
    Careful words against the herd
    They don't want
    Want to see
    So will you
    Take me away


    You can find, find the truth
    The truth about everything
    In their best selling books and their emerald rings
    But you won't find, no you won’t find love
    Where the sun don’t shine
    It’s me and only me you’ll find


    All alone, my family gone
    My heroes all left me for dead
    I have nothing more to live for
    Outta my head
    So take me into yours


    So they want to pre-package your legacy
    But I had a spy on the inside
    For the dream that you had was fantasy
    Will you read, oh will you read
    the obituaries
    And take me away!~


    Pas gratuit
    Nothing in life is free
    Some say it’s overkill to kill for something like this oh
    Quel rat!
    Ms Golightly
    Bring out the pitchforks, hacksaws and the torches just to
    Change the order
    Where's yours, sir?
    Bring me the thunderstorms bring me the guns and swords
    Change the order
    Where's yours, sir?
    It's for her and him to take the order out and far away~

    When you're happy to be stepped on
    Someone else will gladly get it done

    When you're ready for the recipe
    Buy the spices that you never want

    No I won't take it off
    No I won't take it away
    Oh no I won't rat it out
    No I won't hand it to that / shadow of the / past if all the / bad bad meanies / are in on it
    Take it away
    Take me away
    What more should I say?

    Don’t change the order
    Where's yours, sir?
    It's for her to take it away

    Mint and oregano
    Stay out of trouble’s way
    Bring the leghold traps
    And call it a day

    Thunderstorm! Take me away
    Guns and swords! Take me away
    Death masks and poison gas!
    It’s wonderful! Won’t you say?

    You brought a thief into your hat
    But there was nothing to steal
    As true as the earth’s flat
    The dream that you had was real

    Take one away and leave another
    Maybe everyone’s afraid of each other
  • Music Video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSQUoa9pDTw

    VERSE 1

    Maxim, Fresh Skin,
    Playboy, Playpen,
    Hustler, Penthouse, Jugs, and Screw
    Taught me everything I knew
    Facial, spanking
    High heels, gang bang
    Massive porn stash grew and grew as
    My how-to

    Asian Fever,
    Red Head Beaver
    Dirty mags were my sex ed and
    Hidden undernieth my bed
    Fisting, creampie,
    Tickling, hentai
    Gonzo films were my sex ed but
    Now I'm dead

    CHORUS

    Massive jack stash hiding
    In the bottom drawer
    When I'm long gone they'll find
    My porn

    VERSE 2

    Christie Brinkley
    Jami Deadly
    Dreaming 'bout a centerfold and
    Semi ran me off the road
    Swerving, sliding,
    Rolling, gliding
    As I hit the mountainside I
    Nearly cried

    Father, mother,
    Sister, brother
    Dirty mags were my sex ed so
    Don't look undernieth my bed
    Someone help please
    Toss out my sleeze
    Gonzo films were my sex ed but
    Now I'm dead

    BRIDGE

    No more secret
    Ass fetish
    The'll know where I
    Stopped watching

    CHORUS

    Massive jack stash hiding
    In the bottom drawer
    When I'm long gone they'll find
    My porn

    VERSE 3

    Keep the karma
    Don't tell grandma
    Dirty mags were my sex ed and
    Hidden undernieth my bed
    Keep it, learn it, or
    Take it and burn it
    Gonzo films were my sex ed but
    Now I'm dead

    CHORUS

    Massive jack stash hiding
    In the bottom drawer
    When I'm long gone they'll find
    My porn

    CHORUS outro

    Massive jack stash hiding
    In the bottom drawer
    When I'm long gone they'll find
    My porn

  • Yo I saw a girl she was a S J W like the ones you see, run around on top of you. Back in high school is where I met her she prescribed
    herself as a feminist until I bit her, said she was never interested in men before I came along, kinda cute but a natural blonde
    didn't take long till I convinced her too come over, just for a little study session, but I'd be messing if I
    said I didn't have alternate intentions. And I neva met a girl I can't read like a book, gotta by a fishhook gonna reel her in to a world
    that neva sinks, these fuckin drinks. Can't stall the conversation long enough for me to grab her, so I called her bluff and fluffed her
    nice and rough.

    Girl I'm gonna teach you... Sooo slow. Girl we're gonna learn, all night long. Baby tonight it's just you and me, baby tonight we're so free.

    Hey girl I think you've noticed that I'm back again, but this time it seems that I have brought a friend.
    You're more women than most men can handle
    (that’s why I brought two so we can extra man handle)


    And I know you've got a life full of drama and strife but for a few hours let us show you a night what we can do for you to release this pain inside of you
    I know you'll say that that sounds corny but I think its true, don't worry we're gonna make love to you.


  • Let's get in
    And have some education
    Of lovin'
    Fill you with pure elation

    Running my hands
    Along your hills and valleys
    give your demands

    Let me learn your spots
    That bring you ecstasy
    Make you gasp with shots
    Of electricity

    Learn to use protection
    Don't lose your mind in glee
    A condom's your best prevention
    Or your babe will have a baby

    Damn what was that
    It almost messed up the moment
    You're soaking wet
    I'll love you until you're moaning
    Oh, you and I

    Pressing against each other
    Brings me to life
    Let me learn your spots
    That give you ecstasy
    Make you gasp with shots
    Of electricity

    Learn to use protection
    Don't lose your mind in glee
    A condom's your best prevention
    Or your babe will have a baby

  • [Pretext: This song tells the dark story of a woman whose upbringing in a religious society meant that no proper sexual education was given.]


    The blinds are shut. In lines of girls. The lights are dimmed.
    An old and wrinkled woman quietly wheels an Emerson Vintage 13 inch.
    She whacks a chiping meterstick, and all the plaid skirts, seated, jump.
    The screen distorts. Then it focuses. It fills our faces with light.
    Around a line of combed heads, I see her fiddling with the dials.
    In this tiny and unsteady box, I make eye contact with my older self and she says…

    Don’t touch yourself or your hands will melt off in a puddle on the floor and
    Don’t touch others or your eyes will shrivel up and land in a pile on the floor
    Purity is a new box of shoes. Abortion is a kick in the chest. Your urges are bad.

    The blinds are open. In lines of girls. The lights are on.
    A fit and smiling woman in my skin and pajamas runs circles in my brain.
    The red bell rings loudly, and we reach down to grab our bags.
    The room erupts in sound. Then silence. The door is locked.
    Beyond the noise of the bus, I focus on the streaker in my mind, myself.
    In the disarray of my mind, I see myself skipping in circles and she says…

    Don’t touch yourself or your hands will melt off in a puddle on the floor and
    Don’t touch others or your eyes will shrivel up and land in a pile on the floor
    Purity is a new box of shoes. Abortion is a kick in the chest. Your urges are bad.

  • She said
    Stand there
    Show me how you do it
    Hungry stare

    Reach out
    Slapped down
    I haven’t finished waching
    Thats how

    She said
    Easy on
    No need to rush now baby
    Slow down

    Push up
    Pull down
    This is how we do it
    Downtown

    Self love - she said she needed
    Sense of - power over me
    Self love - she demanded it
    Sense of - power over me

    She's got that (power over me)

    Control
    Obey
    Gave her the power
    Cant stay

    Reach out
    Slapped down
    she just enjoyed the watching
    Not now

    Pushup
    Pull down
    This is how we do it
    Downtown

    Self love - she said she needed
    Sense of - power over me
    Self love - she demanded it
    Sense of - power over me

    She's got that (power over me)

    Self love - she said she needed
    Sense of - power over me
    Self love - she demanded it
    Sense of - power over me

    She's got that (power over me)

  • Why don’t you love me like you used to?

    The first time that we did it, it was totally new

    Laying on your back with me on top

    didn’t take long for the excitement to stop




    Tell me what to do to finish you

    Tell what to touch to make you cum too

    Tell me what’ll make libido last

    Tell me what you want stuck in your ass




    It’ll never feel like the first time

    If we keep acting on the past

    If we never want a last time

    We gotta make our love last




    If I got a leather suit would you dig it?

    Or a Prince Albert at the top of my spigot?

    What if I wrapped my dick in a bow?

    Do you like any of this? Babe I gotta know




    Tell me what to do to pleasure you

    tell me what’ll make your juices soak through

    tell me how to turn your world around

    If you want I’ll even fuck you upside down




    It’ll never feel like the first time

    If we keep acting on the past

    If we never want a last time

    we gotta make our love last



    I'll flip you over lick you from behind
    Make you feel so good

    the tears will come from your eyes

    And when you're done, baby,

    I'll make you fall asleep

    You'll go to sleep so good

    You'll sleep for a week.




    And when you're walking babe

    You won't walk normally

    You'll walk like you're in a porno.




    (He starts freestyling about a mega-dong here)

  • Listen here son
    I've got some stuff to say
    Its not gonna be easy
    But its time to change –

    you're mind into a database
    on how shit works
    And maybe one day
    You'll understand why this hurts

    Sex is pretty gross
    Yeah, its not that great
    It’s definitely the worst part
    of the third date

    It’s icky, it’s sticky
    and it will make you frown
    But that’s not enough info...
    Let me break it down

    Sex is when a guy
    really like likes a girl
    Then he’ll dive down very deep
    Into her underworld

    This place is wet, muggy,
    and sometimes smelly too
    And once you go down there
    You won’t know what to do

    Your body will be sweaty
    And so will hers
    To two of you will stick together
    And your loins will be warm

    But that’s not even close
    to the worst part,
    No that honor is given
    To the first one who farts

  • Boy you'd best sit down and buckle up
    It's time to learn the devil's secret
    Vagina Devil Magic, the curse of a blood clot

    With impure thoughts that you'd rather not touch
    Unless you want to put your johnson into something awful like
    The Devil's Handbag, it will make it fall off so all will know

    [Chorus]
    It's time to get your shit straight
    Get your life together, like you Johnny
    Harboring unholy homosexual thoughts
    I'd recommend you get on my bus, or in this shower

    Keep it down, this is serious
    If anything confusing comes to mind pick up
    The Bible, that shit will help you

    I won’t admit to doing all of this
    I still haven’t lost my virginity and I'm 43
    Yeah, we don't take questions here

    [Chorus]
    It's time to get your shit straight
    Get your life together, like you Johnny
    Harboring unholy homosexual thoughts
    I'd recommend you get on my bus, or in this shower

    Keep it straight and get it together
    We need to stay pure forever
    Keep it real and get in line
    Don’t touch your dick, don’t mine

  • My mamma done died, along with my daddy
    So I learned ‘bout sex… on my own
    I fired up the web, and grabbed a magazine
    And I learned all I needed to know.

    All my work, and all my research
    I wanted to give to you
    No need for Cosmo or the Urban Dictionary
    I've put that all up here so you can roll (spoke: in the hay)

    Cosmo calls it a Randy Rub-a-dub when a girl plays nice,
    Towels, candles, handfuls of oil... all set to entice
    Pocketful of pleasure, she sticks her hand in and starts go to town
    Next thing you know, it’s a soft hand massage and funny feeling reach around

    Time for sex, time for sex
    Just follow along to these easy steps
    Time for sex, time for sex
    Let this education be your prep

    Urban D’s got something called an Alabama Hot pocket
    Prepare yourself with what you eat, in order satisfy that rocket
    Panama petting zoo, have your girl do what you do down on the farm
    Finding corn nuggets doesn't sound great, but that's how you bring down the barn

    Time for sex, time for sex
    Just follow along to these easy steps
    Time for sex, time for sex
    Let this education be your prep

    Have her lay her hand on your chest so that your heart beats match
    Then you will be totally in synch at the time you both climax
    Have a meal with no silverware, to make the evening tight
    feed each other by hand and you'll be having sex all night (Thanks Cosmo)

    Time for sex, time for sex
    Just follow along to these easy steps
    Time for sex, time for sex
    Let this education be your prep

    Time for sex, time for sex
    Just follow along to these easy steps
    Time for sex, time for sex
    Let this education be your prep


  • --Sir Edward X--

    INTRO
    Come one, come all!
    Sir Edward X has his
    safe sexual practice tips for all to hear!

    VERSE 1
    Gather, gather lords and maidens
    It's the year fifteen and eleven
    If you like it but you don’t know how to do it
    I can show ya
    Everyone likes to have it in the sack
    Listen up and I’ll tell you what you lack
    No more doing sex bareback,
    Oh my, That’s right

    CHORUS
    Here I am to show you how to do it
    Everybody knows that I know how to do it
    Cover that manhood with this mini tunic
    That’s the way to have healthy sex
    If you don’t want another bastard
    Wipe that sheath with some basil and mustard
    Hear me out if you care for your health
    Because I Sir Edward the tenth
    And I know all about sex

    Protect Yourself!

    VERSE 2

    Eddie says before you do her
    Ready up some cheese and tuna
    These smells make the lovin hotter
    And you can have a sandwich after

    If you love her, love her love handles
    Decorate the hay bale with some love candles
    Squeeze her bosom like she's a cow
    That’s how
    (I’m pretty sure)

    BRIDGE
    Don’t have sex when the wind is blowing east
    And if you sneeze then you’re gonna get diseases
    Don’t forget to share this with your neighbors
    Having sex on stairs will kill ya
    Don’t agree if the wife wants it anally
    She’s a witch and it will be fatal and
    Be sure to store all your juice in a small box
    And try not to get malaria or smallpox

    For real - watch out for smallpox it's a very dangerous disease.

    CHORUS

    Here I am to show you how to do it
    Measure her insides with your unit
    If you’re frisky and like it risky
    Give a pregnant woman another baby
    But if you aren’t into pregnant ladies
    Riverdancing tend to thwart babies
    Move those feet while you do the deed
    Follow Edward the tenth
    And you'll know all about safe sex




  • Semper uti mentula vaginae
    iste potior sexualis foeta morbus
    vero iste habeo sexus quondam
    at morbus futo iste vitae

    Eccam voster sexualis dontrina
    Prius sumere, constro in pauci
    periculosus sexus maneo cautus
    negleco ista naciscor impune

    Pigneror iste sunt non callua in eas
    Tuus semen velle penetro explictius
    Verifico infusion aqua tum adfundo
    Invigilo aliter tuus anima velle emulego

    Eccam voster sexualis dontrina
    Prius sumere, constro in pauci
    periculosus sexus maneo cautus
    negleco ista naciscor impune

    Semper uti gingo conperio
    infas sustineo aeris posse
    capisso tuus vita sanguis

    Translation to English
    Always use a condom
    You can get sexually transmitted diseases
    You may have sex once
    But disease fucks you for life

    Behold, your sexual education.
    Before we start let's get a few things straight
    Sex is dangerous, remain cautious
    Neglect this and you will be punished

    Make sure that there are no holes in it
    Your semen will pass unobstructed
    Verify by pouring water inside, if so, drip
    Stay awake diligently or else your life force will drain

    Behold, your sexual education.
    Before we start let's get a few thins straight
    Sex is dangerous, remain cautious
    Neglect this and you will be punished

    Always use birth control
    If not, you will learn
    Child support bills can
    Take your life blood.

  • u/teronism:

    mirror mirror on the wall
    reach out with my fist and fall
    sit down, nice to meet ya.
    Team eight's all here,
    and we've been told by a seer that our rap's gonna beat ya.
    So let's start with /u/r00sevelt, ready?
    Can't decide if you're Frank or Teddy.
    palms must be sweating i'm betting
    synthetic rhymes give me sepsis i think they belong in the septic
    we can say that your verse will not play,
    how many terms will it take to get ready?
    One got shot in a speech and he still kept talkin',
    World War Two. Force in the balkans
    I wrote the rules and I ref' em;
    (call me George S. Patton.)
    I'm from a long line of masters; I have a brutal battalion.
    Organize and compose them like Johann Sebastian.
    But you're no great thinker and you're no Bull Moose
    Only Blitz you'll fight is the one that you'll lose.
    put an end to your crew, let you borrow my noose
    are you still not aware that you don't have a prayer, skill isn't there,
    retire or lose
    I was up to the occasion slain but I saved Django's enslavement
    the B-Movie > A-list now I'm at the apex!
    But hey, I can get with Sloanluxe's sloppiness.
    Pardon the tardiness poet just got back, busy flossing your documents
    locked stock to the desi And even your vet could not best me
    Fizzy
    Not the best of musicians, now is he?
    But his main claim to fame was his first in the Game,
    and the mods are ashamed there's a win to his name!
    If he's done this before should be childs play,
    this is dangerous cheesy,
    I'll say.
    Hear the growl on a beat and my feet hit the street
    zero to 60;
    flee when my tracks on repeat
    chucky chester cheetah get it?


    u/wachtos:

    I'll bet you they're gonna pronounce my fucking username wrong.
    There are steps you can take to relieve anal discomfort quickly:
    * Apply a cream or ointment that creates a protective barrier.
    * Soothe with a numbing agent.
    * Apply an ice pack.
    * Take a pain reliever.
    * And don't try to beat us in a rap battle.
    Dude you have spits bars a plenty
    But now I am taking the henny
    On top of my throne you'll know i be venting
    I'll start on my own man you better be ready
    Ill check my agenda
    I will not pretend to
    Rap about some shit that doesn't mean to offend ya
    Yeah I got issues I got problems like I'm mensa
    But let me tell ya
    You're the one whose fucking head is way off center
    Ooh
    Uh
    Fizzy
    Your beat made me dizzy
    I wished that your mixing was right up there with me
    But since I had heard it
    Im trying to really
    Get through the first verse
    Without saying "kill me"
    And Sloan
    I'm trying to figure out slowly
    Since your voice sucks
    Would you blow me
    The lyrics you're singing
    Are horrible, terrible
    Who wrote em
    Hopefully
    I won't ever have to cross paths with that
    r00sy
    Well That's cuz he went AWOL
    So sore from that anal
    Saw the doctor but it wasn't enough
    Had to take the chains off
    I will not stop till I wanna
    You're heating up like a sauna
    Time to get out yeah you gotta
    Scarred so bad, Harry Potter
    I can keep going for a while
    Throwing diss tracks for a mile
    Restraining orders been filed
    Cuz your team can't take this fire
    So yeah I can call my own lines a burn.
    Knock you all down with blunt of my verse
    You can keep sayin but you're never first
    Your butt hurts much worse when my rhymes unearth.

  • Pirates are stupid and drunk
    They smell like a putrid skunk
    They're clumsy and loud
    and shouldnt be proud
    People puked from how much they stunk

    Ninjas are clever and keen
    Their ninjutsu spotless and clean
    So evilly silent
    and lethally violent
    They kill without ever being seen

    (Ninjas vs. Pirates)
    Quiet dressed in black
    (Ninjas vs. Pirates)
    You get sloppy then we attack
    (Ninjas vs. Pirates)
    The point is moot
    (Ninjas vs. Pirates)
    Slit your throat and then steal the loot

    Pirates have an unwashed stench
    Ninjas were seeking revenge
    For a long ago sin
    When did it begin?
    The crime that had to be avenged

    A ninja's sister was taken away
    A Buccaneer's forsaken foray
    To taste forbidden fruit
    At a base of hidden loot
    Until the Ninjas could break necks and repay

    (Ninjas vs. Pirates)
    Silent dealing death
    (Ninjas vs. Pirates)
    Pirates can't even hear their breath
    (Ninjas vs. Pirates)
    It's over soon, the fight
    (Ninjas vs. Pirates)
    Silent in the cover of the night

    Those drunks with cutlasses are losing all today
    to ninjas with katanas who'll be making fillets
    Pirate muskets never shoot, shuriken take down the brutes
    And the buccaneers bodies are piling up to decay

    Legendary ninja powers are known far and wide
    We make the ghost ships full of pirates who died
    We're trained for silent kill, we're stealth invisible,
    Even fly through air on kites to give you ninja homicide

    (Ninjas vs. Pirates)
    Creeping hidden doom
    (Ninjas vs. Pirates)
    Sending pirates stealthily into their tombs
    (Ninjas vs. Pirates)
    Pirates don't stand a chance
    (Ninjas vs. Pirates)
    against the shadowy ninjas' lethal dance

  • aplos ya fucking genius
    getting banned off the reddit bout trump
    did you have a cock as your picture
    to show it's boys that you hump?
    maybe it's fried chicken you prefer
    and ya like some colonel sanders
    well that page ain't about ronald
    who gave you colon cancer
    you don't need an alarm to wake up at all, well no shit
    your meaningless life pro tips are pretty fucking cringe
    like your post that was removed off slash r slash breaking bad
    your post is unrelated, just like you even though you're a dad
    you pretend to play guitar, well obviously you have no skill
    maybe yo wife be cheating on you, like your homeboy, bill (clinton)
    hey look, it's hillary clinton, she's losin the election
    well goodbye to you, your lyrics, and the clinton foundation


    hairynakedman! just shave your privates off
    they're so damn small, microscopes won't help see em bruv
    maybe that girl who you date didn't really sleepwalk
    she probably ran away from your fucking small cock
    hobo rape? what are you, a trump advocate?
    is it muslims and mexicans that you hate?
    maybe you wouldn't do too well with yourself here on trump's dick
    while ya mate aplos' on that old hag clinton's clits
    4 years on reddit? do you even have a life?
    what are you going to do? ask a website to be your damn wife?
    imagine all that time you could use to do something productive
    like getting all your shit out with laxatives
    you say gibsons are shit, well your music isn't any better
    i'd rather listen to bathroom noises and bonsai-cutting sounds
    add the autotune, maybe it won't sound as crappier
    that's how to say goodbye to your music you hairy ass creep


    jax, my man, actually no, my bitch
    trying to rig GOB? that ain’t the spirit
    “i’m cheap as chips” but more worthless than shit
    you can’t produce songs you signed up for, you itch
    you try to roast other people, well roast yourself first
    maybe you’d look better with your whole face that’s burst
    your roasts are terrible anyway, it ain’t getting any love
    you could, y’know, buy and make some with yo mama
    all these pretentious words and annoying alliterations
    can’t get past america, and the united kingdoms
    maybe tone down the language for your other two teammates
    they think it’s not “americanese” being from dumbfuck united states
    "putang inamo" do you know what it means?
    oh maybe your mama is a whore, as it seems
    your vocals ain’t getting you money like she did,
    why not just quit your vocals and move along with it


    we’re team 9 and now we’re gonna opine,
    about team 10 on the poverty line,
    their lyrics are weak like piece of toilet tissue,
    their beats are tired like a 90s reissue,
    when they see us coming they’re like “oh no”,
    those double - hard bastards gonna wreck our flow

  • Yo GOB. No ones safe. Team 10 here to throw down standing on the grave of Team 9. Aplos 9, HairyNakedMan... and of course J-blonk.
    Let's Roll.

    I'm gone rob you like Kardashian,
    smash your face like a verbal assassin,
    beat you down with a passion
    Stop you dead in your tracks and do it in fashion

    Errywhere I look all I see is dumb bitches
    About time someone stepped up and put you in stitches
    Horrible music gives me a migraine
    Thankfully for you I have some mad game.

    With bars from fucking Iowa, I'm smelling some bull,
    And y'all a bitch who barks are trash and bites be bumming my tool,
    he could drink to forget his Texan place in Drake his Uni,
    Buddy's barely 21 right after we blast him back and gloomy

    Math meistro got vocals like tiny tim
    Shrill to the ears, need a bucket to puke in
    Stop talking rots, and stop it quick
    It's not toad stool's big head, it's you that looks like the dick

    Math-thematics out the way, let's grasp the back of the book,
    Redress the beats that ya made and make index get shook,
    Learned guitar to dip his stick, but crank economics fetishes,
    Yo I guess you a business major, wannbe player, finger pick

    Some synthesizers, fiddler who's fucking a few,
    Leave ya Dahon, ride your cycling through Yorkie and cruse,
    I'm due to stew your vocal trick and rip this vocalist newb,
    Freak up from Singapore a dude too young to run a crew.

    Index one you dumb biking virgin bitch
    Someone should beat your ass and leave you dying in a ditch
    You ain't worth nothing, and your music is weak
    Shut your bitch ass up, don't even speak

    Heartache brigade you a punk ass too
    I'll make you my bitch and shit in your shoe
    The things you be cooking is some sad ass shit
    Not even scared of the lyrics you come up with

    Now don't you misconstrue some messages as somethin' that rude,
    But don't expect me dissing this in maderin, my fucking buckaroo
    Heartache brigade, ya feeling blue? Ya balls be aching hitherto?
    I'm doubting it, so come round when you hit the age to be.

    It's not just the no shows that are full of crock
    Most of GOB smell like doo doo rock
    Lots of dummies all up in here
    Let me give you a list, shout in your ear

    Freaks and geeks I'm trying to get from
    And now here a short list of who's dumb
    Space ocean you dumb,
    Zuthulu you dumb,
    Dundent you dumb,
    Ms. Spectre you dumb,
    Scott Pontiac you dumb,
    Dead Platypus you super dumb
    Triumph you dumb...Bees, NTPS, POPS, Ziggy and the rest

    Yo, ya'll dumb like your dead grand daddy.. Like, dude, what, you expecting my feelings to get hurt? I'll frickin' kick your baby. Make a DMX take down look weak. Team 10, the rest... we out.



  • Chorus


    Make way for team XIX
    Coming at you from all sides with the direct effect
    If the music’s got you moving then throw up your hands
    ‘Cause you win or you die in this game of bands


    Verse 1


    We got the dolla bill platypus poised to attack
    Spitting quips so wit-packed they’ll give your brain whiplash
    A quick slash with that silver tongue while you spit trash
    A voice to bring you all to your knees ‘cause the king’s back


    Now meet our wordsmith, forging word into myth
    Fully equipped to settle any battle of wits
    Hypnotoad spinning pure gold when the muse hits
    It’s like a fuse lit when the words meet music


    Speaking of music, here’s our man with the beat
    No small feat how this maestro orchestrates your defeat
    Wafd’s smooth groove’ll keep you glued to the edge of your seat
    His tunes’ll be in your head on repeat for weeks


    Chorus


    Verse 2


    5th element your beats got me snorin’
    So boring you actually named yourself boron
    We’re bringing a real beat to make your knees tremble
    ‘Cause XIX brings death to false metal


    Magikker when did the magic die?
    Gotta catch up man, it’s a point of pride
    Used to be the top wordsmith to look after
    Now count the wins, the disciple has become the master


    H2, why don’t you explain like I’m five
    How you think you got half a fool’s hope to survive
    Aren’t your arms too tired to lift that banhammer
    Got three words for you, sic semper tyrannis


    Chorus

  • A VERY SPECIAL THANKS TO DEADPLATYPUS FOR BEING THE REPORTER!

    I’m gonna start it off easy for the resident noob
    My boy Casp3r - don’t worry, I’ll be sure to use lube
    Oh no wait, what’s that? I guess you’re underage
    Another teenage wannabe from Miami-Dade
    You wanna be a rap hero but your karma is zero
    With all the love you get from reddit you should be more like De Niro
    You wanna rap, wanna spit it, wanna follow your dream
    You’re so pathetic you can’t even join a Game of Hip-Hop team
    You’re a ghost, call you Casper - I’m scared ‘cause you’re faster
    But how are you faster at 87 bpm?
    You’re not in time with the beat so get back into your seat
    Where you can rock out to some Pitbull while you stare at your feet



    Indecisive94 is only slightly more popular
    With 73 comment karma, you’re classified as “unpopular”
    You made a post three years ago but then you went on hiatus
    But about that EDH deck - please be sure to update us
    You play Guitar Hero Live and don't have Xbox friends?
    You play Magic: the Gathering; you don't have ANY friends
    I don’t have much more to say because there’s not much to hit
    You’ve never spit it before? I’m not surprised, ‘cause it’s shit
    You play Hearthstone, too - now you are clearly a nerd
    And you’re a noob too, come to think of it, ‘cause nobody’s heard
    About you, but they will now that I’ve said this part
    You might win this rap battle, but you’ll never win her heart
    I’ll let you go back to your Watsky record now. When he talks it’s almost like he’s talking to you. If only that were true.

    (guest stars)

    Hey Jinjeet! Don’t think you’d get away without a callout
    No redditing for you, I’ll hit the archives for the fallout
    You grab so many votes each time you’re like a fuckin’ octopus
    Remember 94? You tried to pull a fuckin’ Platypus!
    “Putty” wasn’t special, nor your singing on “Stay”
    I can’t hear “Dead or Dying” - it got taken down without delay
    I’ll admit that “Never Bothered”’s still my fave Game of Bands song
    But you’re bound to make a good one after so damn long
    The Cubs just won the series - weren’t you watching in the last one? Back in Round 82, I bet you saw Joe Tinker blast one
    Your music skill’s formidable, I really have to say
    But you didn’t check in for like five fuckin’ days
    I’m amazed at all the votes, bet it helps that you’re a mod
    Maybe Casper and ‘Decisive walk in footsteps that you trod
    But I doubt it. Like the other noobs, they’ll drop off the earth
    They’ll disappear into nothing, just like what your track’s worth



  • (Let me)
    Tell you this ain’t a war, it’s a massacre
    No fucking chance you can win when against us
    The only thing that’s epic ‘bout this battle’s gonna be (that)
    You tried when you knew you would lose to me,
    That you fly even though you can clearly see
    I’m gonna shoot you down, you can never be

    Free of my rhymes, put you down, they’re gonna
    Shove you to the ground, you wanna,
    Feel all safe and sound you gotta
    Turn the volume down.

    When I rap, there’s no gap, I can mix with the riff raff,
    Gaffe, it’s a trap, if you follow that treasure
    Map, on the wire, I’m tough under fire,
    I’m too good for you, but you’ll call me a liar.
    Kid can’t you see? You’re nothing to me,
    I’m gonna leave you in the dust let you wallow in your

    Greed, but my rhymes, put you down, they’re gonna
    Shove you underground, you wanna
    Feel all safe and sound, you gotta
    Turn that volume down.

    Roses blazing red,
    Violets glowing blue
    I don’t have the time to waste on your
    Fucking lame-ass crew

    Music just as dead as your musician,
    Slow, fast, doesn’t matter, looks like you’re determined,
    To lose your face, the race, to a maze, in a craze
    Spend the rest of your days in a hasty daze,
    I just wanna be and let be, livin’ life free,
    But you come along, I count to one two

    Three, and my rhymes, put you down, they’re gonna
    Shove until you’re round, you wanna
    Feel all safe and sound, you better
    Turn that volume down

    Shahbaz, 420, does that mean you’re crazy,
    Wannabe, crime routine, or maybe you’re just lazy,
    Let it be, eyes on fleek, running in a daydream,
    Bro you’re meek, just a freak, thinking you’re Slim Shady
    (Bro you’re meek, just a freak, thinking you’re Slim Shady)
    (Bro you’re meek, just a freak, thinking you’re Slim Shady)

    You’re not, and my rhymes, show you how, they’re gonna
    Shove until you’re bound, you wanna get
    Lost and never be found? I know you
    Turned that volume down

    Roses blazing red,
    Violets glowing blue
    I don’t have the time to waste on your
    Fucking lame-ass crew
    Let me set you free,
    I tell you there’s no need.
    You’ll never make me serious,
    So you can turn around and leave

    Alien, comes up and says he knows hip hop.
    Ripped off, shown off, was sure he's gonna flip flop
    Are you there? Are you gone? Do you dare to prove me wrong?
    Or will you join the fuckers who've Been beaten to their death by
    Song? Never mind, don't have time, you're not worth the
    Rhyme, just the slime, cause my words are so sub-

    Lime, that my rhymes, push you down, then put your
    Corpse up on a mound, you wanna,
    Feel all safe and sound, I tell ya,
    Way too fucking late now

    I don't need your history, to me it ain't a mystery
    You're never catching up with me, never touching on my mastery
    So wallow in your misery, in the company, of the cold hard street
    As you wonder why you messed with me, a product of your own deceit.
    Neverending stream, on the fast lane, bring you to your
    Knees, don’t agree that’s just lame, bringin’ up the

    Heat, and my rhymes, burn you down, then let your
    Ashes drift around, you could’ve
    Been all safe and sound, if you’d just
    Turned that volume down.

    Roses blazing red,
    Violets glowing blue
    I don’t have the time to waste on your
    Fucking lame-ass crew
    Let me set you free,
    I tell you there’s no need.
    You’ll never make me serious,
    So you can turn around and leave

  • Alright seeveedubs, let’s do a little scouting
    find out if you prefer drowsing or carousing
    It’s just weed and game of bands,
    you’re lazy stoned and browsing
    wait, what the fuck, did you really post a photo?
    and you’re even shirtless, you’re trying much too hard, bro
    you want us to judge you? you got tickets to the gun show?
    sorry no-one’s buying, you’re a shorter, dumber Bilbo
    of course you’re a drummer, why am I not surprised
    that you’d find some excuse to hang out with other guys
    who are actual musicians, who eclipse you talent-wise
    no you’ll just get brutalized
    like a tough-guy but pint-sized
    fantasize about the wizard who will give you game with girls
    until then you’re alone, with your homemade necklace, pearls
    I wish I could rip you more
    I’m just running up the score
    your comments are so sad
    you’re just so easy to ignore
    And your history’s depressing
    so instead of reassessing
    which pathetic lines I want to quote
    go through every sub and note
    that every single line you wrote
    every comment every post
    I’ve found the button to downvote

    hi there Wert, you may find this slightly curt
    you fucking anti-social ignoramus twerp
    but I don’t know where to begin, you schmuck
    your comments are a veritable what’s what
    of lonely, sad, pathetic bad luck
    you’re riding Trump’s dick
    like your ass swallowed a tic-
    tac
    took the wrong fucking turn
    when you signed up for this shit
    how can you possibly think
    that reddit could shrink
    the distance kept between girls and your dink
    you read a sub on seduction
    not romantic, just creepy, doesn’t take much deduction
    to see you’ll always be stuck with your self reproduction
    while you diddle yourself to that buffoon on TV
    while we burn as he fiddles, our elect absentee
    If you want greatness for us
    it would sure be a plus
    if we could discuss
    your superfluousness
    but don’t worry, Wert
    there are fish in the sea
    so what’s the worst you could flirt?
    you pre-pubescent squirt
    3.5 billion “no’s” from every girl in existence?
    it doesn’t sound likely to find such resistance
    for anyone else, but maybe for you
    because even when you’re fucked
    you’ll never be screwed

    mathgeek, what’s there really to say
    any name alterations, any clever wordplay
    would just make your name better
    and a little less ....
    talking about baseball like you’re all ecstatic
    when you can’t even throw the fucking sock in the basket
    when you’re done self-fullating
    wait but still calculating
    how to program a girl
    who will give you a whirl
    with an anime smile
    might be waiting a while
    keep your hands on your trumpet like you’re practicing scales
    Emi got your balls like a blue fucking whale
    I’m sorry, can you not hear any of this?
    too much wax in your ears to understand you’ve been dissed?
    forty-five fucking thousand
    the karma’s astounding
    when you creep out of the basement
    you must take a pounding
    I can’t even use half the comments you’ve made
    unexpected factorial - you’ll never get laid
    can you calculate that? Well maybe if you paid
    but at least you’ll defend the beating of women
    and every fuckin one of you
    safe at your desk, bitching moaning and lying
    all your neckbeards as thick as the mane of a lion
    I mean the cowardly one, there just aint no denying
    Now go home to your parents, come again, thanks for trying

  • Team 13 Team 13
    Yall feelings gon be hurting
    Team 13 Team 13
    That’s the squad we be merking
    13 is unlucky cause you drew this motherfucky
    Team 14 the mighty team while your team is just ducky
    Lyrics cheesy like chuck e, who dis metal aura bitch?
    So what the fuck is it? Is you metal or a bitch?
    Imma go with bitch cuz your homies wit CKnoxW
    After this one track man I promise not to trouble you
    Unless your girl is a betty then I may just Barney Rubble you
    You think yo ass a star well son my ass the Hubble fool
    And I can see you clearly but you can’t see me kindly
    Put your little mic away that shit is thirteenie tiny
    Eenie meeny miney moet, and Maccallan 18
    That shit that we creating got you completely fainting
    From anxiety attacks and hyperventilation
    This look like hard work, but it’s like I’m on vacation
    Team 14 kid, that’s what I’m reppin
    And in this rap battle, only half of it’s epic
    Team 13 Team 13
    We fresh and clean yall team dirty
    Team 13 Team 13
    Who made your beat? Cuz it ain’t working
    Oh that must have been dat sucka weballinhard
    I should have pulled his card when I was on the boulevard
    Seen him playing ball now I know what his username’s about
    Had a boner on the court while he was getting boxed out
    Yeah he was balling hard trying to slang calling cards
    Talking bout get money but your funds falling short
    I ain’t heard you spit, maybe your rappin is fine
    But from your beats I can tell you visit /r/crappydesign (all the time!)
    Don’t get mad I’m just sick and I spit vocal spew
    Plus you got your wish kid, somebody just wrote to you
    And CKnoxDub I’m checking where you’re subbed
    Your vocals make you sound like a motherfucking scrub
    League of legends is a sub I see you’re frequenting
    After this battle you can call it League of team 14

    Yeah that second verse only had 14 bars bitch

    Team 13 Team 13
    Don’t quit your day job
    Team 13 Team 13
    Keep working at Burger king



  • Verse 1
    Well Now don't you think this is fun
    Here for a battle, well its begun
    I'm droppin' bombs, MC Verdun
    I end with a rhyme, start with a pun,
    Spit spit spit, like a gatlin' gun.
    Here to fuck yo mom, make you my son!
    Or I can fuck yo team up, One by One
    You'll bleed from the anuses once I'm done.

    Chorus 1
    Let's Battle!
    Form the lines!
    Form the Ranks!
    Let’s Battle!
    Full Offense on the Northern Flank!
    Let’s Battle!
    Mount It Up!
    Bring out the Fuckin' Tanks!

    Verse 2
    I had a glorious waffle to eat.
    Crunchy and golden, and slightly sweet.
    Treated it just like you, I’ll admit:
    I chewed it up and made it look like shit.

    Verse 3
    And socrateej? I don't even know who you are
    Eight posts, two karma, nigga, you ain't a star!
    I came to the battle, lookin' for competition,
    I was on a mission to reach the height of my ambition,
    A musician with the mission of a lyrical mortician,
    and bury young rappers in a rhyme/flow prison,
    So come to the battle of your own volition,
    Or, if you’re a minor, get your mommy's permission,
    But you're coming into war, so up your ammunition,
    Cause I'll put you in a tongue lock and you’ll tap into submission,
    Let's Battle!

    Chorus 2
    Let's Battle!
    Left, Right, Left Right Left
    Let’s Battle!
    Left, Right, Let’s See Whose Best!
    Let’s Battle!
    Left Right, Get Fucking Wrecked!

    Verse 4
    Now the man behind the pen, Mr. Arsenal-is-Best,
    Come to battle me! (at popular request)
    But you should just stick to your RuneScape Quests!
    The pen is mightier than the sword and gun,
    But you need better ink to come at me, son!
    Did you ever really think you could step to me?!
    The meanest MC in the G Oh BEE!
    Let’s Battle!

    Chorus 3
    Let's Battle!
    Form the lines!
    Form the Ranks!
    Let’s Battle!
    Full Offense on the Northern Flank!
    Let’s Battle!
    Mount It Up!
    Bring out the Fuckin' Tanks!
    Let's Battle!
    Left, Right, Left Right Left
    Let’s Battle!
    Left, Right, Let’s See Whose Best!
    Let’s Battle!
    Left Right, Get Fucking Wrecked!

  • “Pirates Shoot Ninjas. Get Sunk.”

    I been hearin’ whispers as of late,
    And since ye’s all are being me good shipmates
    Gather ye round, and I’ll give it to ye straight,
    And settle this old Pirate versus Ninja debate.

    I been sailin’ the Caribbean for years,
    Pillage and plundering, and causing nightmares,
    And never once, from Tortuga to the Bahamas,
    Have I heard tales of scary men in pajamas.

    Lots of talk and rumors of thieves in the night,
    The kinds what’ll kill ye before you know its time to fight,
    Well spit on that, fer I’m a legend on black sails,
    I’ll make yer bowels run loose and give ye piss-shiver quails.
    Because I’m a bloody pirate, mate, Scourge of the Seven Seas,
    I plunder booty and rape the rich, and I do it with ease.
    Me standard’s the Jolly Roger, a laughin’ skull and crossed bones,
    And if ye think me easy prey, ye’ll be meetin’ Davey Jones.
    ‘Cuz I’m a pirate. I live but to Murder and steal.
    Me mind’s as sharp as me cutlass and me tongue speaks slippery like an eel.
    And now ye know of Pirates, and our most dangerous characters,
    So let me give ye the rundown on who these Ninjas arrrrrrr.

    So the best ye can do is throw around stars?
    That’ll barely leave a scratch, and wenches love me scars.
    And I see ye’ve got grappling hooks to help ye climb walls…
    I’ve got a black powder pistol to force ye to taste me lead balls.
    I hear stories that ye ninjas are silent, they call you “Masters of the Sneak”
    Well, I’ll believe that when ye quit trippin’ on yer own beat…

    To win this I don’t even have to prep,
    Yer strongest weapon is called a Tonto,
    But when my side got Johnny Depp,
    He was Captain Jack Sparrow!

    Ye should stick to yer anime and yer hentai, Otaku.
    ‘Cause I’ve got a broadside of cannons,
    And all ye’ve got is juijitsu.

    Pirates will always beat Ninjas,
    And ye can take that to the bank.
    Now sneak back into the shadow ye came from
    Before I make ye walk the fucking plank.

  • Comin’ in hot dropping bombs like you're Syria
    Platypus here causing mass hysteria
    Terror to your face
    See the error of your ways
    Cause I’m here to lay waste to your life

    And you know that I’ve paid the price
    Damn I’ve paid it thrice
    So you know I’ll be doing it right
    So you better head off for your bunker
    Cause the siren’s singing
    And death from above I’ll be bringing

    You’re not prepared for this type of warfare
    Bombs from the air, horsehair, vicuna knitwear, fanfares, silverware spoons,
    You’re just goons, and pretty soon, you’ll be leaving the room

    With tucked tails, and no tale to tell, but I wish you well,
    Cause I’m bout to turn your world into hell
    With bombshells. I’m spittin hot fire
    Lyrically superior, your rhymes are just tired.

    The death knell’s ringing, you haven’t got long
    Good luck keeping calm and carrying on


    [Save yourselves]
    Yeah I’m going to war, I’m gonna settle the score
    [I’m not like anybody else]
    Dropping bombs overboard, storming the shores


    You motherfuckers think you can step to me
    And mess with me? I’ll turn you into refugees
    Cause you nigga’s don’t compare, look to the air
    You’re underground, and I’m up here

    This ain’t no cold war, with rhymes this hot
    Leave your body burning, like flaming shots
    B52’s, absinthe, napalm on your asses
    Better call home so they can order your caskets

    Cause looking at your records, I ain’t impressed
    I_likethings, your tunes just leave me depressed
    Peterkin couldn’t even last one minute at best
    And RandomWords? Go back to school and learn to

    Express yourself, and test yourself
    against a weaker opponent or you’re just gonna blow it
    You know it, I ain’t fucking around,
    I run this town, and I’m gonna burn you to the ground

    I’ll keep it raining fire till the break of dawn
    So good luck keeping calm and carrying on


    [Save yourselves]
    Yeah I’m going to war, I’m gonna settle the score
    [I’m not like anybody else]
    Dropping bombs overboard, storming the shores
    [Fire from the skies will fall]
    Death from the skies, yeah, I’m burning your lies
    [Can you hear the siren’s call?]
    Team 1 going down, I’ll drop you to the ground


    You don’t have the badges to battle this gym
    But even if you did, you know that you never could win
    Cause I got that Charizard, straight up burning your asses
    Call me Khaleesi cause my rhymes please the masses.

    And in this Game of Bands, you win or you die
    Hear the rifles rapid rattling, look to the sky
    Where I fly, by, and leave the sky simmering
    In the shadow I cast you’ll be cold, shivering

    Everything I do is so noble: dynamite.
    The Ottoman to your Constantinople: kryptonite
    History’s gonna be kind: Churchill
    I’m writing history with my rhymes: Overkill

    I know you wanna be me, cause I’m hot like Jughashvili
    But I am so much more than that, Manhattan in my veins like Robert
    Oppenheimer. Rhyming with my might unfurled
    I am become death, the destroyer of worlds

    I’m coming down on you like an atomic bomb
    So good luck keeping calm and carrying on


    [Save yourselves]
    Yeah I’m going to war, I’m gonna settle the score
    [I’m not like anybody else]
    Dropping bombs overboard, storming the shores
    [Fire from the skies will fall]
    Death from the skies, yeah, I’m burning your lies
    [Can you hear the siren’s call?]
    Team 1 going down, I’ll drop you to the ground
    [Apocalypse]
    I’m bringing napalm strikes, so run for your life
    [Soon the sun will be eclipsed]
    You’ve got nothing to save, start digging your graves
    [So surrender now]
    I don’t need a fucking team to bring you to your knees
    [Cause you’re not winning anyhow]
    Team 1 you’re going down, so don’t make a sound

  • Hey! It’s Colin_Kaepnodick.
    We gonna hit you, split you
    With some ballin’ … Rhymes.

    Applying pressure ’til you snap
    because the play clock is count’n down.

    What a shame for you to lose your ground
    ‘Cause you were rest’n
    when you should’ve been standin’

    As if the lyrics we send’n
    Were being some kind of patriotic pledge to the flag!

    Did someone say flag? Flag on the play!
    move back ten yards,
    take parental leave without pay

    You’re buying shoes for kicks,
    But your laces are loose.
    You’re slippin you’re trippin
    your two year old’s busy intercept’n.

    You’re chill’n in the ballot box with Bernie,
    Cause, I don’t know, you want shoes for free?

    Such a shame that your write-in’s
    worth nothing excitin’
    and wasn’t registered in Washington
    your little hugbox must be running low on oxygen.

    We’ll be waiting forever for you to shoot back
    Because we’ve emptied our roll,
    And all you’ve got is gun control.

    Chocolove147 or should I say Bedelu
    And your friend, BrienneOfDarth, come here too.

    Take leave from you cave
    And every princess you’ve saved
    From the hands of boss’s bothered
    But it’s too bad that you couldn’t save your father…
    OH GOD! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
    THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!

    We’ll be waiting forever for you to shoot back
    Because we’ve emptied our roll,
    And all you’ve got is gun control.


  • Alright now, hold up, wait a second don’t be scared
    Give me just a minute of your time and let me share
    How I came to be this way
    Like my body’s made of cellophane
    Yeah, you’re looking through me,
    This is real, you haven’t gone insane

    YET

    I’m coming at yah ethereal, skipped my breakfast cereal,
    Never took my calcium and completely immaterial
    stand there frozen in fear, as I make it all clear
    Yeah before I disappear, I got a story you should hear

    Of a ghost
    A soul without a host
    Looking for what I lost
    Get it back at any cost

    Cause I’m a ghost
    A soul without a host
    Looking for what I lost
    Get it back at any cost
    Don’t fuck with a ghost

    Halloween riding home
    With some friends before dawn
    Empty house on a hill
    From the car we all spill
    Crowbar to break the gate
    Make our way to the estate
    No lights on in the home
    Owners must be dead or gone
    Crack the door to the house
    All my friends start bailing out
    Sorry man we’re going home
    Decided I would go alone
    Felt a chill run down my spine
    But I thought I’d be just fine
    Only one thing on my mind
    All the treasure that I’d find

    In the mansion
    The dead won’t miss the shit that they’d abandoned
    And I won’t leave this house empty handed
    Just enough to buy the things that I wanted
    There was no chance in hell this place was haunted


    But I saw a ghost
    A soul without a host
    Looking for what he lost
    Get it back at any cost

    -------GHOST PERSPECTIVE:
    A simple kind of vision
    The stars align for wishes
    Take my time on a mission
    And I don't mind if you listen

    A Midas touch without riches
    You're signing off as a spirit
    Tried to run to the kitchen
    But I've been one to witness
    --------

    There he was surrounded
    By everything I coveted
    In his icy glare
    I was completely buffeted
    As I stood petrified
    felt my body occupied
    By a foreign presence
    I felt my soul glide right
    out of my body
    And as I told you this story
    I had an idea
    But you don't have to worry
    Oh this won't hurt
    Not one little bit
    You see you and me
    I'm sure that we will both fit


  • I read by firelight on All Hallows Night
    The moon high and full in the sky
    As I drifted to sleep I then heard a squeak
    And it came from a place nearby

    There were sounds of feet, I got up from my seat
    And went out to the hall
    "Who goes there?" I called to the air
    And got no responce at all.

    I began to feel that it wasn't for real
    Imagination running wild
    Then I got into bed and something touched my leg
    And I screamed like a little child.

    I cast light all around, for the source of the sound
    That haunted me in my house
    Till I saw my error, the cause of my terror
    Was a starving pure white mouse

    So I cut off a piece of my finest cheese
    For my friend all furry white
    That night I did sleep dreamless and deep
    I was not alone that night.

  • <p>
Momma said she’d meet me at the edge of the park
But I’ve been here for hours and it’s getting dark 
I’m waiting like a good boy, just doing what I’m told 
Hope she comes back soon ‘cause I’m getting cold 

Was she kidnapped by a scary clown 
Stole away as the sun went down 
His shoes made a terrifying tread 
His squirting flower spat poison instead 

Was she eaten by a lion or two 
Who had escaped from the carnival zoo 
Roaming the grounds searching for a bite 
Starved by their masters until tonight 

Momma said she’d meet me at the park 
I’ve sat for hours it’s getting dark 
Waiting like a good boy, doing what I’m told 
Hope she comes back soon ‘cause I’m getting cold 

Is she trapped in the ghost train ride 
It’s dark in the tunnel and freezing inside 
Seatbelt too tight it won’t come undone  
No way to leave and nowhere to run 

Is she stuck on the Ferris wheel 
High in the air with the creaking steel 
Too high to jump and too far to fall 
With no chance of getting down at all 

Momma said she’d meet me at the park 
I’ve sat for hours it’s getting dark 
Waiting like a good boy, doing what I’m told 
Hope she comes back soon ‘cause I’m getting cold 

Some boys join the circus when they run away
But when Mom does a run then the boys have to stay
Momma said “I’ll meet you at the park”
Momma said “I’ll meet you before it gets dark”

Now the sun has set and I’m here alone
The ringmaster is going home 
A nice man with a badge asks where she might be 
Why didn’t momma come back for me? 


  • Hey, it's halloween
    But you know that
    I'm over the age of 18
    So why am I out here
    In a gandalf costume

    Because I read the news
    Because I read the news

    This beard is real
    It touches my dick
    The beard is too long
    Its growing too thick
    Open the treats
    Looking for the trick
    Open up the wrappers
    I know people stick
    In the candy
    A little freebie
    Something for me

    Because I read the news
    Because I read the news

    Where are my free razor blades
    I really needed them to shave

    Hands covered in chocolate
    Wrappers on the floor
    I looked through every piece
    Then I looked some more

    Did the news lie
    Did the news lie
    Did the news lie

    Where are my free razor blades
    I really needed them to shave
    Where the razors

    I ate all the sweets
    But where the razors at
    I still have a beard
    But now I'm fat

    I ate all the candy
    I ate all the candy
    I ate all the candy

    Where are my free razor blades
    I really needed them to shave
    Where the razors?

    I ate all the candy
    I ate all the candy
    I ate all the candy

    Where are my free razor blades
    I really needed them to shave
    Where the razors
    Where the razors

    Where are my free razor blades
    I really needed them to shave
    Where the razors
    Where the razors


  • That one house

    Verse 1
    Cold and dark
    A little run down
    Paints all peeled
    It’s the shame of the town

    Creaky gate
    Howling dog
    Shadows shft
    Leaves swirling in the fog


    Verse 2

    Friends have dared
    Tonite its time
    Can’t back out
    Reputations on the line

    Cotton mouth
    Walkin up the path
    Sweaty palms
    But there Aint no turning back

    Chorus
    That one house
    Where the creepy people live
    That one house
    Frightens every single kid

    That one house
    Sneaking in my dreams
    That one house
    Haunts every halloween

    Bridge
    They said a murderer lives there
    Cut up his family and cooked them in a pot
    Now can’t believe Iam really here
    Just survive and don’t get caught


    Spooky Solo


    Verse
    On the porch
    No turning back
    Floorboard creaks
    Behind my back

    About to ring the bell
    My Courage lies
    A voice behind me cackles
    'What a nice surprise'

    Chorus
    That one house
    Where the creepy people live
    That one house
    Frightens single every kid

    That one house
    Sneaking in my dreams
    That one house
    Haunts every halloween


  • HEADHUNTRESS
    ------------

    VERSE 1
    I hunt in the darkness
    Chainsaw in hand
    Stone cold and heartless
    It's just like I planned
    I exit the forest
    head out to the field
    I need to be nourished
    My intentions revealed
    Let my psycopathic tendencies flourish
    I Kill with chainsaw steel !


    PRECHORUS
    I am hunting for a head
    a decoration with something dead
    I'll cut the scalp, scoop out the eyes
    I fall in love with my new found prize!

    CHORUS
    Now I have my new best friend
    a love started when he met his end
    the cut that severed - it wasn't so clean
    my cutting chainsaw guillotine
    Have you ever loved so deep
    scooped out his brains so he could go to sleep
    I kiss him deeply but he won't kiss back
    Our love is creepy and I call him Jack

    VERSE 2
    I love like this is not allowed
    With my knife I widen his mouth

    PRECHORUS
    I am hunting for a head
    a decoration with something dead
    I'll cut the scalp, scoop out the eyes
    I fall in love with my new found prize!

    CHORUS
    A love started when he met his demise
    His severed head is just the perfect size
    the cut that severed - it wasn't so clean
    my cutting chainsaw guillotine
    I cannot wait to become his bride
    Together we both have a light inside
    Have you ever loved so deep
    scooped out his brains so he could go to sleep

    I kiss him deeply but he won't kiss back
    Our love is creepy and I call him Jack

    "And do you take Jack to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
    "I DO."
    "Then I now pronounce you, Pumpkin and Wife"
    I love you Jack O Lantern.

    CHORUS
    Now I'm married to my orange head
    a relationship with someone dead
    An empty head with glowing eyes
    With my vows I also eulogize

    And I married my new best friend
    a love that started when he met his end
    the cut that severed - it wasn't so clean
    my cutting chainsaw guillotine!

    END.


  • Hood’s Halloween
    ~00:09 (Spoken) Ugh. Yeah. Laugh
    I’m gettin’ too old for this shit?
    I’ll show you too old…
    I’m tha sweetest OG on the block.
    Where’s my costume at? Laugh

    00:23
    Ridin’ durty in tha hood
    Lil Red here up to no good
    While y’all all Trick or Treatin’
    The candy fo’ the eatin’
    Lil’ Red’s creepin’
    Lil’ Red’s creepin’

    00:36
    Y’all turn from da house, stupid smiles on your faces
    Lights from the Jack-o-lantern shining off yo’ braces,
    Starin’ at the candy fillin’ up your pillowcases
    But you forgot one thing when you said Trick or Treat,
    Me, Red Rida, baddest bitch up on the streets! (Ends at 00:49/50)

    00:50
    HA HA HA, Where ya’ goin’ Minnie Mouse?
    You’re a long long way from your Mommy’s House…
    What’s that? Oh No! Is Spiderman gonna cry?
    And sure, Harry Potter, I can let you by…



    01:02 But you gotta pay yo’ Taxes…
    01:06 Before I break yo’ glasses…
    01:09 Drag you to a haunted house
    01:12 and stuff ya’ in a casket.

    1:15 Gimme all yo’ Candy!
    1:17 I said Gimme all yo’ Candy!
    1:22 Gimme. All. YO’ MUTHAFUCKING CANDY!

    Chorus:
    It’s Halloween!
    I’m stealin’ candy from these babies.
    It’s Halloween!
    Their tears make it even more tasty.
    It’s Halloween!
    Little Red Ryda is the Bad Wolf now!
    It’s Halloween!
    Get scared when you hear da bitch howl!

    Verse 2:
    Just because I graduated don’t mean shit!
    Still the Halloween Queen, don’t you ever forget!
    So gimme all your fucking caramel and chocolate
    Did you not remember that I run this bitch?
    Now my pillowcase is full and you can call me Hood Rich.

    “My, Wonder Woman, what a big bag you’ve got…”
    (Kid Voice) It’s All the better for holding my Treats!
    “My, Batman, you sure have a lot”
    Yeah! I know! Isn’t Halloween neat!?
    Gimme all yo’ Candy!
    I said Gimme all yo’ Candy!
    Gimme. All. YO’ MUTHAFUCKING CANDY!


    Chorus:
    It’s Halloween!
    I’m stealin’ candy from these babies.
    It’s Halloween!
    Their tears make it even more tasty.
    It’s Halloween!
    Little Red Ryda is the Bad Wolf now!
    It’s Halloween!
    Get scared when you hear da bitch howl!



    Lyrics and shoutout credit to u/Egotyst
    Mixing credit to u/spectreismusic







  • A knock on the door and a timid muffled voice
    The agoraphobe owner struggles to make a choice
    He can't leave her when it's raining out
    He wrings his hands a scowls

    Let her in
    (No he can't)
    Let her in
    (No he can't)

    Why would she knock now and force his decision
    Doesn't she know what position he's put in
    How dare she come here and callously knock
    He opens the door in anger, she's gone

    There's no one
    (There's no one)
    Was there ever
    (There was never)

    No. (h/t - /u/scottpontiac and /u/dundent)


  • When we first met
    You made so easy what had been so hard
    Smile and flirt - heh
    Made me drop my guard

    Shape shifter
    Soul twister
    Get outta my life

    How could i have known
    It was just a bag of lies
    What chance would anybody have
    against seductress eyes

    Shape shifter
    Soul twister
    Get outta my life

    When we met I thought my life was complete
    Now I'm so scared of you i can’t sleep - hey!

    You told my mom
    I was a naughty little dog
    Then you seduced my friend
    Posted pictures on your blog

    Iwent out of town
    You made copies of my key
    Gave them to your friends
    When i complained you blamed my greed

    Shape shifter
    Soul twister
    Get outta my life

    Shape shifter
    Twisted Sister
    Get outta my life

  • Bonus Music Video!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5VV4gHKIes

    Lyrics:

    burning wire
    inside your insides
    ribcage brier
    bridling fresh brine

    scant light broken
    flesh cage sealed
    womb through coffin
    nothing revealed

    sunken shallow
    swollen crimson sheath
    broken swallow
    clawing back against your teeth

    locked deep
    inside you there's a skeleton
    hidden inside you
    inside you there's a skeleton
    torn from thorn
    inside you there's a skeleton
    tusks and horns
    inside you there's a skeleton

    puppet driver
    driving your incline
    flagstone flier
    flying reverse spine

    milk of the spill
    dust of the crush
    cake of the scrape
    ruse rouge blush

    inborn marrow
    arcane fire new
    ancient blood grows
    a skeleton inside of you

    locked deep
    inside you there's a skeleton
    hidden inside you
    inside you there's a skeleton
    torn from thorn
    inside you there's a skeleton
    tusks and horns
    inside you there's a skeleton

    inside you there's a skeleton -
    inside you there's a skeleton -
    inside you there's a skeleton -
    inside you there's a skeleton

    lost away
    neverknown
    splintering
    forgotten curses
    underwhelming age
    tomorrow's shattered nine

    locked deep
    inside you there's a skeleton
    hidden inside you
    inside you there's a skeleton
    torn from thorn
    inside you there's a skeleton
    tusks and horns
    inside you there's a skeletonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


  • Trees are thick. Deep woods surround.
    Sun has set and night has found me.
    Night above all nights in power.
    Hallow's Eve, at midnight hour.

    Paul and Silas, in their prison,
    Sang of Christ, the Lord arisen,
    But this night none shall hear my cries
    'Till daylight comes and saints arise.

    All around by shadows hidden
    Monsters lurk, unchained, unbidden.


    Quem patronum rogaturus,
    Cum vix justus sit securus?
    Still the saints above are sleeping.
    As I walk in darkness, creeping.

    I have no home I could hide in,
    Just a coat that I reside in.
    Stars and moon, my only blanket,
    Any food, a mighty banquet.

    Saints and martyrs teach me kindness.
    Moon and stars dispel my blindness.
    But darker things tonight are prowling;
    Sky is black and wolves are howling.

    Grant me many more tomorrows.
    Shield me in this vale of sorrows.
    Inter oves locum praesta,
    Et ab haedis me sequestra.


  • I've said Halloween was never my scene
    But seeing you at this party changes things
    It left me feeling like an angel without wings
    If you gave me your number, I'll be your king
    I am sitting here watching you try to sing
    Your dancing's causing a scene, like thriller, you're possessed
    This won't just be a horror story fling
    I have a feeling I may have become obsessed.


    Chorus:
    No I'm not the guy
    Your mother warned you about
    But I love the way
    That you move an you shout
    So come on little pumpkin girl
    Come out your home
    I'll be waiting for you
    Outside all alone



    Your eyes they follow me across my room
    From your pictures I stuck up upon my wall
    And even though I tried to give you my all
    You left me on the edge waiting for the fall
    I think about you every night before I sleep
    I don't know why you never pick up your phone
    You'd be so happy if we could just meet
    And I know for a fact when you are home alone


    Chorus:
    No I'm not the guy
    Your mother warned you about
    But I love the way
    That you move an you shout
    So come on little pumpkin girl
    Come out your home
    I'll be waiting for you
    Outside all alone


    Will you shut up bitch while you're in the trunk
    To me this is love, no one can hear you scream
    A one sided Romeo and Juliet dream
    Smiling brightly at the sight of the bloodstream
    Darling don't scream and struggle from the pain
    We can be together in heaven just not here
    Your body becomes limp from the strangling chains
    A kiss on your lips, to the darkness we'll disappear.



    Chorus:
    No I'm not the guy
    Your mother warned you about
    But I love the way
    That you move an you shout
    So come on little pumpkin girl
    Come out your home
    I'll be waiting for you
    Outside all alone


  • Waking up
    Bloody mouth
    Is my fate
    Breaking out

    In this dark
    Broken town
    Horror waits
    Madness bound

    Things beyond belief
    (That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die)
    Will I find relief?
    (That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.)

    My aching bones
    My flaking skin
    Long to release
    This beast within

    Now suddenly
    I feel so cold
    I need to find
    The Great and Old

    Dank and murky caves
    (That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.)
    Approaching R’Lyeh
    (It was golden and splendid, that City of light; A vision suspended in deeps of the night)

    And though this lost city has strange geometry
    The dying stars all seem so wonderfully serene

    And now the change has come
    And I feel so complete
    It’s so much nicer here
    Forsaking sanity

    I’ve finally found my place
    (That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.)
    Within the Old One’s grace
    (That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.)
    I know how insignificant a human life would be
    To an immortal cosmic entity

    (In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming)


  • Ladies and gentlemen, come one, come all! Welcome to Harry Hairstander's House of Horrors! Won't you please come and take a look inside...

    Hey there young man, won't you come in
    Nothing here will eat your noggin
    And if you like it here today
    I hope you find your place to stay

    All our friends here are simple monsters
    They're here to cheer, they’re not filled with terror
    Just don't go near that slender man
    You'll disappear if you're under ten

    Come on in, it's free to play
    Where the vamps fly by and the horsemen neigh
    Follow the rules and enjoy the day
    But please don't get in Harry's way

    At Harry's House it's fun and games
    Till someone cries or gets lost again
    No, there are no monsters here
    You won't shed any tears

    Hey you young man, don't touch that vase
    Your fingerprints cannot be erased
    Don't move that portrait, don't touch that door
    Or I might spill some red on the floor

    Don't go in there, it's restricted access
    I haven't cleaned it's a proper mess
    You've peeked inside what have you done
    Harry's Horrors have just begun

    Look you've overextended your stay
    Face the music, and come what may
    You broke the rules and had your way
    Now you are Harry's lunch today

    At Harry's House it's fun and games
    Till someone peeks, then he'll go insane
    You've riled up the monster here
    Mister Harry Hairstander

    I guess you've already realised
    The creatures you see around you
    Were boys with curious eyes
    That fell to Harry's spell too

    At Harry's House it's fun and games
    Till someone cries or gets lost again
    No, there are no monsters here
    Except for Harry Hairstander

    Mixed by /u/DeadPlatypus

  • (chorus)
    The darkness is here to stay for now.
    Run as far as your legs will allow.
    You will see the dead come out and play.
    The apocalypse happens today.

    I traveled into the city,
    I had to go to work today.
    I didn’t think I’d see,
    The walking dead on the way.

    It was somewhere on 13th,
    It was there that I got the hint.
    Zombies, running everywhere,
    And then towards me did they sprint.

    I lost them in an alley,
    I would have thought I was safe.
    But just an hour later,
    I was doing the daylight strafes.

    (chorus)

    I ran into a building,
    Boarded up the doors,
    I peered up at the ceiling.
    It fragmented even more.

    I thought of my end,
    With no obvious escape.
    And then I saw them
    It was a friendly face

    But my joy didn’t last long
    Cause in the next moment,
    His face was ripped apart
    In a flurry of swipes.

    They broke down the door
    Coming at me from all sides
    They tore my body apart
    Feasting on my insides.


  • Too many nights standing with the same beer in my hand

    When we got together we would go out and dance

    Things have been changing and I know it's been rough

    But I need something stable this was barely enough


    I quit being jaded

    done getting so faded

    feels like fate just made it

    times spent with you shouldn't be wasted

    I quit being jaded

    done getting so wasted

    feels like fate just made it

    nights spent with you are already faded


    Watching you wake with bourbon can only get so fun

    More than just a burden, you're way past twenty one

    There's stacks of dirty laundry for me to go out and dry

    Feel free to put the same shirt on and keep turning that blind eye


    I quit being jaded

    done getting so faded

    feels like fate just made it

    times spent with you shouldn't be wasted

    I quit being jaded

    done getting so wasted

    feels like fate just made it

    nights spent with you are already faded


    I can't say I blame you for being the way you are.

    Maybe it's a good day to accept we've grown apart.

    I guess I'm not cut out to hang out at the bar.

    We both deserve to have fresh starts.


    Ale might be your lifeblood, but my world doesn't have to be that pale.

    I could try to pour one out for you, but know that it is stale.

    Tomorrow’s another day with more fish in the sea.

    Staying sobered up for what lies far ahead for me.


    I quit being jaded

    done getting so faded

    feels like fate just made it

    times spent with you shouldn't be wasted

    I quit being jaded

    done getting so wasted

    feels like fate just made it

    nights spent with you are already faded

    These times spent with you

    shouldn't be wasted

    These nights spent with you

    are already faded


  • Verse 1:
    I woke up today
    Feeling so angry
    My blood starts to boil
    My daughter I'm sorry.
    -
    It's taken its toll
    The same old story
    My future's not bright,
    But I drink for the glory
    -
    Verse 2:
    I'm stuck in this room,
    I feel so defenceless
    My world's caving in,
    Bringing the darkness
    -
    I can't find my light,
    She said she won't leave me
    But where is she now?
    From my drink I can't break free
    -
    Pre-chorus:
    10 more drinks until the party starts
    I don't feel like stopping now.
    -
    Chorus:
    She stays up at night
    Waiting for me to come home
    She said that she's too scared
    To be sleeping alone
    Trying to comfort
    My under the influence
    Depression forced onto
    My family 'n friends.
    -
    Verse 3:
    So start pouring me
    A drink with my favourite God
    And when it's time to stop
    The devil will give his nod
    -
    Sold my life away
    To the bottom of an empty glass
    A broken down, dead end life
    A metaphor for a social class
    -
    Verse 4:
    Wake up next God
    And ask for another round
    Feel my soul drain away
    As the liqueurs going down and down
    -
    Fucked up, beat down
    I'm just a drunk, lonely man
    Everything I had now is lost
    No purpose or plan
    -
    Pre-chorus:
    10 more drinks until the party starts
    I don't feel like stopping now.
    -
    Chorus:
    She stays up at night
    Waiting for me to come home
    She said that she's too scared
    To be sleeping alone
    Trying to comfort
    My under the influence
    Depression forced onto
    My family 'n friends.
    -
    Verse 5:
    It's taken its toll
    The same old story
    My future's not bright,
    But I drink for the glory
    -
    I woke up today
    Feeling so angry
    My blood starts to boil
    My daughter I'm sorry.
    -
    Verse 6:
    So start pouring me
    A drink with my favourite God
    And when it's time to stop
    The devil will give his nod
    -
    Sold my life away
    To the bottom of an empty glass
    A broken down, dead end life
    A metaphor for a social class
    -
    Pre-chorus:
    10 more drinks until the party starts
    I don't feel like stopping now.
    -
    Chorus:
    She stays up at night
    Waiting for me to come home
    She said that she's too scared
    To be sleeping alone
    Trying to comfort
    My under the influence
    Depression forced onto
    My family 'n friends.


  • The room is green
    My fingers red
    A headache throbs from the sides of my head
    An old man’s eyes
    Stare down at me
    He picks me up and cries out “Thief!”
    His fists of glass
    I barely see
    Fly by and come close to hitting me
    But that’s ok
    I come to find
    Nothing can hurt you when it’s all inside your mind

    I’m floating through a jello pool filled with my regrets
    Keep running through the technicolor, forget your life’s a mess
    I know that soon I’ll wake up and I’ll be lying down at home
    But when I do, I’ll pop a pill, and go back to the unknown

    A stairway leads
    Beyond a cliff
    I jump down and fall through the abyss
    I hit the ground
    It’s made of sand
    Cupped nicely in the palm of a giant’s hand
    He says to me
    No questions, please
    I’m just here to set your mind at ease
    His open chest
    Reveals his heart
    It’s a gallery of sculptures, but none of it’s art

    I’m floating through an empty sky filled with my regrets
    Keep running through the golden tress, forget your life’s a mess
    I know that soon I’ll wake up and I’ll be lying down at home
    But when I do, I’ll pop a pill, and go back to the unknown

    *talking* Why thank you, Mr. Butterscotch, I quite needed a tricycle. How else would I make it to the lighthouse in time to save the princess? Of course, I do need to make it over the flames and across the bridge and towards the field of poppies, so I will need some type of weapon. Oh, this yo-yo will do quite nicely. Thank you Mr. Bu-Oh, you’re not Mr. Butterscotch. You’re Ricky Ravioli! How are you, Mr. Ravioli? Beautiful day, isn’t it? I was thinking of taking a walk to the edge of the beyond and back, and I’d imagine you’d want to go with me, am I right? Oh, of course I am. Make sure not to forget your feet this time!
    I’m floating through an endless void filled with my regrets
    Keep running on the rainbow path, forget your life’s a mess
    I know that soon I’ll wake up and I’ll be lying down at home
    But when I do, I’ll pop a pill, and go back to the unknown
    Death once looked me in the eyes and saw all my regrets
    He said he had the magic cure and made my life a mess
    One day I know I won’t wake up and I’ll forever be alone
    Drifting in this purgatory, endless and unknown
    Death once looked me in the eyes and saw all my regrets
    He said he had the magic cure and made my life a mess
    One day I know I won’t wake up and I’ll forever be alone
    Drifting in this purgatory, endless and unknown


  • /verse 1/
    Called my ex, told her that I fucked her little sister
    but I am a nice guy so I lied
    Called my boss, "Yo! I am done with presentations,
    and your wife is a saggy cup double D 5"

    // Chorus //
    I am gonna get
    so fucked up today
    [tonight is gonna be the
    Night I lose my shit again, alright] x 3

    /verse 2/
    And I wiped my ass with Monalisa
    Made a grafitti about the fight club in the pizza
    store's basement, pavement kissed my face yo!
    Harambe was like a bro!

    // Chorus //

    /verse 3/
    Found a girl in the bar, we end up in the toilet
    Butt stuff at its best
    The big dong made the whole act glorious
    Her dick didn’t help my Ass

    // Chorus //

    /verse 4/
    And I saw a man standing at the edge of a bridge
    He wanted to jump, he said " I am sick"
    I told him to stop, pulled out my selfie stick,tweet
    and he still jumped screaming, what a dick


  • Verse: Hey now, is everybody here
    We agreed on quarter past ten
    Where the hell did John disappear
    We're practising without our frontman?

    Look, it's George at the door
    What's that vomit on your chest
    No, not your shirt with the flower decor
    Please go clean up and wait for the rest

    Pre-C: Seems like Sergeant Pepper's Marching Band
    Needs an alcohol addiction prevention plan

    C: We're past our golden age
    Filled with drunken bouts of rage
    We've lost the british invasive beat
    We're the Bottles and we're drunken shit
    Beer is all we need
    We've got the money for it, yes indeed
    We've lost the british invasive beat
    We're the Bottles and we're done with this shit

    Verse: Paul aren’t you a little late, oh yeah, a whole fucking hour
    That alcohol stench you used to hate permeates your body odour
    Oh, John, you’re finally here, if your life was still intact
    Maybe you’d have sober nights instead of this drunken band prac

    Pre-C: Seems like Sergeant Pepper's Marching Band
    Sinks faster in drink than in quicksand

    C: We're way past our golden age
    Filled with drunken bouts of rage
    We've lost the british invasive beat
    We're the Bottles and we're drunken shit
    Beer is all we need
    We've got the money for it, yes indeed
    We've lost the british invasive beat
    We're the Bottles and we're done with this shit


  • I heard the promise of the rails whispered sweetly in my ear Another job, another jail, another town, another year Wore my best suit as I fled, the only one I’d ever owned Bought it for a girl to wed- for a girl I’d never known It makes you a little better and them a little worse Cause every sip’s the devil’s share, an empty bottle is his curse Don’t turn those amber eyes on me, there’s malt and barley in your stare and a feeling where I’m fleeing, coal and steam can’t get me there Out the window still’s are steaming, moonshine burns but doesn’t glow And there’s noises that aint steel-on-iron coming from below Now let’s get a little louder now, let’s get a little worse Cause every sip’s the devil’s share, an empty bottle is his curse Once the the promise of the rails was the hope I’d hoped to find in The town now drawing out of view, same as all the town’s I’ve died in I’m only happy when I’m drowning, when it’s much too far to fall Past that Red Label Warning- raise your glasses one and all It makes them a little better and you a little worse So get your throat a little wetter, friend; and we’ll flee the devil’s curse


  • (0:00) What a night!

    (0:05) Yeah... who is it? [weak, drunk]

    (0:08) Hello?

    (0:11) Sirens? Oh shit... what did I do?

    (0:15) Oh god, hide everything!

    (0:19)
    Fuck, the fuzz!
    I can't think straight with a morning buzz
    Gotta fake that everything's ok, get my ducks in a row, but I don't know what happened yesterday

    (0:24)
    I'm confused, ducks around my head
    What's the last I recall 'fore I went to bed?
    Party of a lifetime, we drank 'til we fell, had a guy knocked out, thought he was maybe dead

    (0:30)
    I remember an alarm I set last night
    Still ringing, though I know I turned it off - right?
    I know there's a reason that it's ringing still, but I'm still rather tipsy, not feeling quite bright

    (0:35)
    God, that beep'll drive me crazy!
    Head hurts, my vision's still hazy
    I'll get up now to turn it off, but ugh, fuck that, drunk me is lazy

    (0:40)
    Wait, no, that sound's familiar
    That's not the clock I set earlier
    Now I smell smoke and I see the danger, that alarm rings out for a fucking fire!

    (0:45)
    Slowly sinking
    Fuzzy thinking
    Overdrinking
    Vision blinking

    (0:56)
    Blurry vision
    Toxication
    Infiltration
    Head is spinnin'

    (1:07)
    The cops - woah
    Can barely focus now

    (1:13)
    I have no control
    Shit, I'll fight, grab a knife
    I won't go down like this
    Final toast (clink clink clink)

    (1:22)
    Hello, who's there?
    I'm not alone?
    Hello, who's there?
    I'm not alone?

    (1:26)
    Becky? Hello?
    (Aw, yes)
    I can't have her see this
    I hear the cops are calling backup
    I know I'm in such deep shit
    I throw away the knife, gotta hide
    There's no way I can get through this
    (1:41)
    Into a thinking state
    Keep myself away and isolate
    Think about the plan to escape
    This cannot be my final fate - but wait
    (1:46)
    The gusts of wind from a window near
    Gives a path of of retreat, no more fear
    I call becky over here
    We leap the window, ass in gear
    (1:51)
    It's cold as fuck, with mild hail
    It's better than being fucked in jail
    (1:54)
    But... [speaking] holy shit, it's actually really cold.
    We're not wearing much, it's like mid-october, it's like 10 degrees. Maybe this choice was rather poor.

    (2:04)
    intermittent cursing and drunken rambling and shivering
    (2:21) (much slower)
    Nearby I can see Becky's new abode
    We go inside to escape the bitter cold
    (2:25)
    Her dogs bark out, she makes them hold
    I turn left inside, walk down the hall

    (2:31)
    I pee a liter, don't know how
    I've held in that much piss til now
    Bex comes inside as I pull up trow
    Offers a drink - fuck it... why not?
    (2:42) [speaking]
    I'll ust have one... or two... or three...
    Wait, where was I? Right, Becky's. God, I'm feeling sick...
    I probably drank too much...
    Wait, no... no... don't... pass... ou-..


    AND THAT'S THE SONG, LADIES AND GENTS


  • Have you ever felt under,
    Like you’re lost in time?
    Is it just mental thunder,
    Flowing through my mind?

    Have you wanted to lose track,
    Of all of your life?
    I want to lose all control,
    On this wasted night.

    Have you passed out when standing,
    In front of your friends?
    And then when you wake up,
    You’re the only one.

    Can I rewind,
    All of last night?

    Don’t know what happened last night,
    Gotta pick myself up.
    This isn't my backyard,
    What the fuck went wrong?

    I’ve got this hangover haze,
    I drank way too much,
    I just wanted to have fun,
    Now I'm throwing up.

    Can I just take it all back,
    Maybe I'd be fine.
    Because what I did last night,
    Made me lose my mind.


  • Take what you can from me
    Give nothin’ to the sea
    And we make up in rage
    For all the rum we drink
    But we will sail the seas
    Despite the lack of breeze

    And we go as we please
    We'll pillage all the Keys
    This governor's daughter
    Is a sight to see
    I think i'll have my way
    She's coming with me

    Even a pirate
    Needs time to relax
    Away from flax and sacks

    As long as you've known me
    Have I ever let you down
    So listen to me now
    We're sailing for Tortuga

    There in the distance
    Man the guns
    Bring her around
    It's too late to run
    The gov is none too happy
    He's sent the navy
    But all at once the crew yelled
    They belted out "this is a mutiny"

    They tied me up
    And threw me overboard
    Those greedy sons of whores

    My first mate cried:
    "He was a terror to the seas
    and he won't pay his fees

    No more
    We'll wash our hands of him
    So tie him by his limbs
    And let the governor have this madman"

    I sailed the bloody seven seas
    I went as i pleased
    And the world knew I’m Captain Bloody Billy Bones

    Through brawn, back, and trade
    My corpse will remain
    Drunk with livid rage

    In my eternal hell
    I hear the ghosts all yell
    Then Davy came to me
    With a plea to deal
    Go bring me all your crew
    And all the rum they spew

    I sailed the bloody seven seas
    I went as i pleased
    And the world knew I’m Captain Bloody Billy Bones

    Through brawn, back, and trade
    My corpse will remain
    Drunk with livid rage

    No hooten' or howler
    No roses or flowers
    No sadness for the man we once knew
    He's been sent down to Davy
    By the Queen's royal navy
    What's left for his crew now to do

    You thought me dead?
    I've risen from the waves
    Risen from my grave

    And Davy Jones
    He gave me just one task
    To take my ship back

    So prepare
    For the slaughter that draws nigh
    The squatters will all die

    And I
    Will claim my chance divine
    to take back what is mine

    And I sail the seven bloody seas
    I went as i please
    And the world will know my name I’m Captain Bloody Billy Bones

    Through brawn, back, and trade
    My corpse will remain
    Drunk with livid rage

    No hooten' or howler
    No roses or flowers
    no sadness for the men I once knew
    They've been sent down to Davy
    To their watery gravey
    And replaced with a skeleton crew

    You may call me a monster
    But this world I will conquer
    And my name they will scream when i am through

    Bloody Billy Bones


  • THE MARVELOUS SAMMPON*

    It was the big Senior Center Showtime
    Marvelous Sammpon was the star of the show
    There was no talent around that was more prime
    Under his influence the subjects would go.

    Old people flocked to the Center
    The Greatest Hypnotist ever to live
    The deepest of trances they'd enter
    The greatest of shows he would give

    "And so!" Said the Marvelous Sammpon
    As he raised up his arms oh so proud
    I won't hypnotise only one person,
    I'll mesmerise the entire crowd!!

    The shocked audience sat there and gawked
    as he reached down deep into his vest
    And pulled out a small antique clock;
    The pocket watch waved in front of his chest.

    "For six generations my family owned
    this watch - it's so special to me "
    Stated Sammpon as it waved to and fro
    Its bezel shined tantalizingly.

    It swung back and forth while chanting,
    "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch"
    Seniors hypnotized by the mantra
    "And now in your mind, a command I will lodge"...

    But then the watch slipped out and was gone!
    It fell to the floor, and smashed into pieces
    "CRAP!" screamed out the shocked Sammpon.....

    and it took 3 days to clean up the feces.




    *Based on an old anonymous joke


  • VODKA AND CORDIAL

    V1: It was the summer I turned sixteen  
    My first big party, I was nervous and keen 
    I couldn’t resist the red cup's siren song 
    That was when it all started to go wrong 

    ‘Vodka and cordial’ you said with a smile 
    I couldn’t taste the vodka but after a while 
    The room went all fuzzy and I wanted to dance 
    I took on the challenge and took a chance

    CHORUS: 
    Vodka and cordial, music and lights 
    I want to be one of the cool kids tonight 
    Vodka and cordial, music and lights 
    I want to be one of the cool kids tonight 

    V2: The party was raging, the room was blurred 
    ‘How much vodka is there in this?’ I slurred 
    You smirked at your friend and refilled my cup 
    I didn’t even realise that something was up 

    I’d never really had alcohol before 
    But people were laughing and dancing and more 
    Swept up in the music I just couldn’t see 
    That most of the people were laughing at me 

    CHORUS: 
    Vodka and cordial, music and lights 
    I want to be one of the cool kids tonight 
    Vodka and cordial, music and lights 
    I want to be one of the cool kids tonight 

    V3 (or bridge): 
    At last the party begins to wind down 
    I’m sloppy and messy and acting like a clown 
    At last you admit that the game is up: 
    ‘There wasn’t any vodka in that cup!’ 

    I couldn’t believe that I’d been so fooled 
    The entire room knew and I was ridiculed 
    I couldn’t resist the red cup’s siren song 
    But I was under your influence all along 

    CHORUS: 
    Vodka and cordial, music and lights 
    I want to be one of the cool kids tonight 
    Vodka and cordial, music and lights 
    I want to be, want to be, want to be...


  • ----------------- BEFORE THE RECORDING STARTS -----------------

    [Indistinct crowd chatter]
    Student: I'll have two lagers, please.
    Bartender: Right away, sir.

    [Pause]

    Voice 1: Well, don't you look dour.
    Student: Eh, just tired is all.
    Voice 2: If you were just tired, you'd go home and sleep. You're stressed out.
    Voice 1: You're a scientist, right? Let me guess...PhD candidate...fifth year...
    Voice 3: Particle physics!
    Student: H..How did you know?

    Chorus: [Low-key laughter]

    Voice 1: You've got that scientist look to you.
    Voice 3: Overstuffed backpack you take to a bar.
    Voice 2: With a slight coffee stain on the right strap.
    Voice 1: Bags under the eyes.
    Voice 2: Keyboard marks on the hands.
    Voice 3: XKCD t-shirt.
    Voice 2: And you haven't exercised in a while.
    Voice 3: Yep. You're a scientist, all right. We are too.
    Voice 1: Been through it all, and I bet our story's just the same as yours.

    [Crowd chatter fades.]

    ----------------- RECORDING STARTS HERE -----------------

    [VOICE 1]

    So you start with a bunch of classes / with the stuff that you need to know,
    But the clock's running like molasses / and the voice droning's just as slow,
    And the words on the board are senseless / like the accent that's in your ear,
    And against the math you're defenseless / and your only protection's beer.

    [VOICE 2]

    When you're out of the class, it's better / 'till you find that you can't get free.
    Half your words are now strings of letters; / TLAs all the LLD.
    You read news about "CURES FOR CANCER!" / and you want to pull out your hair.
    And for that, well the easiest answer / is the beer in your hand, right there.

    [VOICE 3]

    And your social life's no improvement / you know no-one outside your lab.
    In your field, there's so little movement / you need all the friends you can grab.
    And your family's convinced you're a hermit / missing sunlight for days on end.
    And you wish you could contradict them / but that beer is your closest friend.

    [CHORUS]

    If your problems are caused by science / you think science can solve them too.
    Fix your problems without reliance / on some people who aren't you.
    Get your tensile testers winding / get your beakers, tools, and gage,
    But the cure that you'll end up finding / is C-two-H-five-O-H.

    ----------------- RECORDING ENDS HERE -----------------

    [Crowd chatter resumes]

    Student: Now wait just a second. This is sounding less like science problems and more like drinking problems.
    Voice 1: Well, you are in a bar.
    Voice 2: And, for that matter, so are we.
    Voice 3: Definite selection bias.
    Voice 2: And a small sample size. P much greater than 0.05.
    Voice 3: But what exactly did we get wrong?
    Student: My family's totally supportive of me going into science and getting my doctorate!
    Voice 1: Are they? No complaints about taking apart the TV when you were seven? Never yelled at you for leaving LEGOs around where bare feet could step on them?
    Student: ...they think I'm becoming a medical doctor, not a science doctorate.
    Voice 2: But you're becoming a particle physicist!
    Student: My mom's partly deaf. She thought I said I was becoming a cardio-physician. I haven't had the heart to correct her.
    Voice 1: Ahh, there we go. Family is always the hardest to convince. Maybe it's for the best that they don't know. Just imagine if they ever found out.

    [Crowd chatter fades.]

    Voice 1: And your mom was sad, so she asked your dad,
    Chorus: Where they both had gone so wrong,

    Voice 2: If your science days were a teenage phase,
    Chorus: Then why did they last so long?

    Voice 3: And you have no date, cause of class at eight.
    Chorus: Your advisor's such a jerk.

    Voice 1: As you sit right here and you drink your beer,
    Voice 2: And your project's drear, and could take a year,
    Voice 3: And you shed a tear over your career...
    [Beat]
    Chorus: Well, it still beats honest work!


  • I’m saying step on the brakes, lock up the tires

    It only takes a minute to get from bad to worse
    when it’s glass shatter writing, a car crash verse
    A one-song collision with the body of a hearse
    Can you tell me what it's worth, can you tell me what it's worth?

    I’m saying step on the brakes, lock up the tires
    Your perfume is gone, now here is what transpires
    The smell of the sun, or other smokeless fires

    When I know that I must surely drown
    And I raise my hands to shoot you down
    Through the heart or through the wing
    I know that you won’t feel a thing
    And neither will I
    And neither will I
    And neither will I


  • Sweet to see you, I'm the suave sir, Sixty Second Sammy Smith
    I've pleasured plenty playful people, I love when ladies' loins are lit
    Not shy, no shame, no shirt or shoes, I'll show you that my shag's the shit
    Letting limitless labia lower libidos, loving on linen, my lust is legit

    Set your sights on sexy,
    Tantalizing talk, I'll take your tighter to the taunting top
    Please prepare for a plenty
    pleasure til I stop

    Riveting revolutions, raising raucous, rear-reacting
    Ogled, obeyed, ordered, owing; offending, obstructed, Overacting?
    Was my prowess all a ruse, have I been lied upon?
    by Daisy, Dani, Dallas, Dana, Deborah, Demi, Dora, Dawn?

    Maybe a minute was modestly mini, but many have said it was mighty
    I can't help but eye individuals, thinking I've imprinted something enlightening

    Yawns and yeahs all under-yearned, no yoo-hoos ever earned
    Looking like a loser, I look back at all that I have learned.

    All of this alliteration
    doesn't seem to certify as super sexy stimulation
    Next time I'll be sure to
    last much longe- ... Fuck, I came.


  • If there's a luxury
    we have
    it sure isn't time

    and again, like a wind
    with a velvet grin
    pass by in the blink of an eye

    I grab your arm
    I spin you around and
    kiss you goodnight

    And with that thought
    you find your keys
    and disappear from my sight

    Every time
    one more shot, swear I'll get it right

    find my nerves,
    the right collection of words
    to make you mine

    missed again, oh well
    One of these nights


  • There's sixty seconds to go, the clock is counting down.
    I set off all the alarms and folks are runnin' round.
    There's no one else who can do this in this little town.
    It's up to me and a choice: do I pull blue or brown?

    Now forty seconds are left, and I just wish I knew;
    Not like there's hints on the bomb to tell me what to do.
    I might as well flip a coin to pick between the two.
    I've got one choice left to make: do I pull brown or blue?

    Just twenty seconds remain until it ends my plight.
    I'll either go up in smoke, or else I'll be alright.
    If I just could just see my son, oh how I'd hold him tight.
    I'll pull the blue one and I'll just have to pray it's ri

  • Come on guys, we’re really slow
    We have to have some work to show
    Make it jazzy
    Make it rock
    Gotta go, running out of time
    Before we hear that old clock chime
    Make it bolt
    Make it race
    It’s slowing down, now pick up the pace!

    Faster, faster, use your strength
    Keep it under a minute in length
    Make it snappy
    Make it quick
    Jack jump over the candlestick

    Pound the piano, beat the drum
    Quicker, quicker, make it come
    Make it jazzy
    Make it rock
    Gotta race against the clock
  • A small bald man burst through my door
    Made my cat jump up off the floor
    And he asked me for a minute of my time.

    “How dare you interrupt my dinner!”
    The sky grew dark; the air grew thinner.
    I watched some rain pierce through my roof.

    I’ve no more minutes left in me
    I’d spent them all and time’s not free
    And now his scythe is swinging closer.

    Death cocked his head; looked at me funny
    He said, “Friend you know time’s money?”
    And a dime was all it took and he was gone.

    Well sure my lawn is now on fire;
    The broken roof is sorta dire,
    But at least I can still cook and eat my cat
  • Oddyseus sails to save Helen from Paris
    Swearing an oath to return within twenty years
    Ten years of fighting outside Troy's walls
    Then he builds a horse and so Troy falls

    Poseiden's wrath for blinding a cyclops
    A year spent feasting with the Goddess Circe
    Sail by Charybdis; six-headed Scylla's fed
    Shipwrecked alone, seven years in Calyso's bed

    Arriving back home disguised as a begger
    He proves who he is by stringing his bow
    And then the traitors and would be usurpers
    Are slaughtered and killed for invading his home
  • ook me a while to realise
    That youre never gonna understand
    That youre never gonna understand
    That youre never gonna under
    never gonna understand

    I tried to hush it under the carpet
    but you're never gonna get me
    No you're never ever get me
    never gonna get me

    Dont tell me
    what I am about to do
    I am with and without you
    with and without you

    Dont tell me
    what I should do
    I am with and without you
    I'm with and without you

    and there you
    burning my heart and my house down
    down
    when i cant even see myself without you
    without you


  • VERSE

    Woke up stressed
    Sleep wasn't finished
    Trying just to get dressed
    All in under a minute

    I really need some strong coffee
    But there's no time to brew it
    Ears are ringing, eyes are so glossy
    Hair needed some brushing but screw it

    CHORUS
    Nuke up hot water, still not awake
    try to clear mental pollution
    Stirring the powder, until it will make
    my hot instant coffee solution

    VERSE
    Brain is still foggy
    Need some more cups
    Awaking from groggy
    To nearly throw up

    CHORUS
    Head keeps on pounding, will it abate
    Clarity is just an illusion
    Stirring the creamer, until it creates
    my hot instant coffee solution
    \o/

  • Hello,
    my old friend.
    Hope you know
    that the end
    is here.

    Well, The Land-
    Lord, He called.
    To Say that all,
    our strikes are gone...
    And so now,
    well, Now I try,
    To enumerate
    the reasons why...
    I'm kicking you out of here...

    There are a million things I could say,
    You were seriously the worst roommate I Have ever had...
    In my entire life
    I can not think of one person that would be worse to room with

    And Oh,
    WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
    THE TIME YOU FOUND THAT CAT,
    IT Was Sick as hell
    And half dying and Shitting EVERYWHERE
    But you didn't care, Cause YOU WERE NOT HERE
    YOU WERE At HOME VISITING FAMILY
    WhILE I STAYED CLEANED UP SHIT ALL DAY
    YOU NEVER SAID "THANK YOU"
    So GO FUCK YOURSELF
  • Bite down hard. You'll never be enough. Arrogance founded on the steps of the pyramid whose walls shield prying eyes from countless cruelties and leave a trail of broken bloody bonds. Jump through the hoops. Perfection is elusive. Supress any trust that you might place in yourself. The deal of the decade was a dance with the enemy. A new narrow path at the flick of necessity. Property agents for a protection racket snare the desperate for their valuable things. A blight on Silvertree; the end of the king's road as the hydra sinks his claws in at the edge of the lake. A lone ray of reason at the head of this crisis. Your conscience got you nothing but a knife in the guts. As you open your eyes, the blinding lights have now faded. Step forth and reclaim yourself.
  • I stumbled in the room Forgot what I had to do, I lost my move. He glared at me Screaming, shouting, mentally. Good god, I can't make my eyes leave I felt the air lift from my skin Fly away young woman. So frozen from Ellie's dumb grin That I've dropped my steamy bins. Supersonic torture, unbroken observer With a hurting heart, head, tongue and ears. Forgetting now what Macbeth said, To be or not to feel like death, what a mess! At least he's gone away, maybe he thinks I'm fine Oh well, Ellie.

  • My baby, she treats me like instant rice.
    My blood boils for a minute then she's outta my life,
    but I'm more than just a gimmick, why can't she see?
    I'm almost at my limit, and I could be
    more than a convenient source of carbohydrates.


    My baby, I shouldn't have to tell her twice.
    I could be so much better if she cooked me right,
    and if she'd let me bring her to restaurants,
    then I'd love to get her whatever she wants.
    Why can't my baby see what she's got on her plate?

    Well I could be her
    peppermint candy cane, her sparkling champagne,
    but all she sees is
    plain-white rice grains, it's always the same.


    My baby, she treats me like minute rice.
    She never gives me any of her sugar or spice.
    I shouldn't let her treat me the way she does.
    I can't let her love me that way because
    I need more than a minute until I fully hydrate.
    Oh, I gotta tell her, yeah, I gotta set the record straight,
    cause I'm more than a convenient source of carbohydrates.

  • *Spoken: Welcome, class, to playing guitar to pick up chicks 101*

    VERSE 1
    There are many reasons to learn the guitar
    Some people do it just for the art
    Some want to play the latest hits
    But you just want to pick up chicks

    This course has another perk
    It needs hardly any work
    So let's get to breaking hearts
    This is how you're going to start

    VERSE 2
    The first lesson is really easy
    The chords G, C add nine and D
    Learn them all in under a day
    They're all you'll ever need to play

    You only need to know three songs
    'Cause it will only take that long
    If someone needs to hear one more
    You were never going to score

    CHORUS
    Grow your hair out wild and long
    Even though on you it looks all wrong
    Your tee's from a band no-one knows
    We all know how this goes

    You hope that the girls will date you
    The guys will surely hate you
    Everyone will see you and sigh
    And say "look, it's that guy"

    BRIDGE
    You can sing: Hey there Delilah
    You're my Wonderwall
    And tonight, my girl, we'll duet Hallelujah

    VERSE 3
    I know that I'm the coolest guy around
    Because I can play the guitar
    Yeah I know that I'm pretty good
    But D chords are kinda hard

    I don't know who Iron Maiden are
    And who cares for metal anyway?
    Why would you ever learn a a song
    If it will never get you laid?

    CHORUS

    OUTRO
    So you managed to impress someone
    With your fingering technique
    She lies before you naked
    What to do is covered next week
  • Class in session, Don’t mind me, I’m just a freshman
    Late once more All eyes on me
    As I slink through the door so carefully,
    what’s this small desk for?

    And as I try to write my full name on this paper
    I noticed I forgot my freaking pencil
    And as I try to understand the words Professor speaks
    Holy shit what was in those drinks.

    ‘cause I’m failing out of this class
    I’m sure of that.
    ‘cause why would I pick a class on a Friday
    when we got thirsty Thursday.

    Cute girl in row 3 May have to ask her out
    The class play is so easy
    One week tops, no doubt.
    Professor in the midst of a sermon
    Hold up, what did he just say?
    Wait, why is he speaking German?
    And there’s a quiz today?

    As I slink through the door So carefully,
    what’s this small desk for?
    Not even ants could find a use for them,
    I’m tired of this course!

    And as I try to write my full name on this paper
    I noticed I forgot my freaking pencil
    And as I try to understand the words Professor speaks
    Holy shit what was in those drinks.

    ‘cause I’m failing out of this class
    im sure of that.
    ‘cause why would I pick a class on a Friday
    when we got thirsty Thursday.

    This room 101? Or that the course ID?
    These weed outs are no fun
    Oh well, I’m sure I’ll get a C
    ‘cause I’m failing out of this class
    im sure of that.
    ‘cause why would I pick a class on a Friday
    when we got thirsty Thursday.
  • It's not hard to use a handgun
    Just point and shoot till all the ammo's done
    Sometimes you need it to hunt a meal
    Sometimes you need it to protect yourself
    A threat's a threat if they cause you harm
    Words a bullet and a mouth the firearm

    Protect yourself with all you've got
    You'll have to lift your arm to take a shot
    Pull the trigger to save a life
    Pull the trigger it will be alright
    Never hesitate to flex your finger
    Don't hesitate if your target's bigger

    [CHORUS]
    Keep the gun pointed in a safe direction
    Finger off the trigger till you make your selection
    Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it
    Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it

    Save yourself from what's chasing you
    You can't outrun it, what will you do?
    Your target is getting closer
    Will you take your meds to keep your composure?
    You never really had a choice to start
    The next step will be the final part

    A hammer snaps forward and a pin strikes
    The pin strikes the primer to create a spark
    This spark then ignites the gunpowder
    Projectiles fly fast with so much power
    Don't hesitate to flex your finger
    Don't hesitate if your target's bigger
    Don't hesitate to pull the trigger

    [CHORUS]
    Keep the gun pointed in a safe direction
    Finger off the trigger till you make your selection
    Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it
    Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it

    Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it
    Be sure of your target and what lies beyond it

  • INFINITY 101

    VERSE1
    Tell me, what is infinity?
    Some think it's a godly conception
    Unbounded creation of divinity
    But maybe it was from man's inception

    CHORUS
    Don't be afraid of infinity
    There's always more vastness beyond, oh no
    The eternity is forever endless
    Limitless, perpetually long

    VERSE 2
    Infinity comes in flavors
    some countable, others not
    and some infinites are greater
    Which can lead to a paradox

    BRIDGE
    We take you to Hilbert's Hotel
    with infinite rooms; they're all occupied
    An unfortunate traveler
    Well, he needs a room, he is denied
    The traveller knows what to do
    Room 1 moves to room 2 and so on
    So which infinity's bigger?
    The rooms or the number of guests?

    CHORUS
    Don't be afraid of infinity
    There's always more vastness beyond, oh no
    The eternity is forever endless
    Limitless, perpetually long

    -----------------
    original version: (trimmed for editorial/production reasons)

    INFINITY 101

    VERSE1
    What is infinity (?) [echo]
    Some think it's a godly conception
    Unbounded creation of divinity
    But maybe it was from man's inception.

    CHORUS
    Don't be afraid of infinity
    There's always more vastness beyond
    The eternity is forever endless
    Limitless, perpetually long

    VERSE 2
    Infinity comes in flavors
    some countable, others not
    and some infinites are greater
    Which can lead to a paradox

    CHORUS

    BRIDGE
    We take you to Hilbert's Hotel
    With infinite rooms; they're all occupied
    An unfortunate soul is traveling
    And a room -which he needs- is denied
    So the traveller thinks of a solution
    The person in room 1 shall move to the next
    and room 2 moves to 3, so on and so forth
    In room 1 now the traveller rests!
    So which infinity's bigger?
    The rooms or the number of guests?
    They are infinite, as we had just figured
    But they're the same size as Cantor attests!

    CHORUS

    VERSE
    But some infinities ARE definitely bigger
    Like real numbers vs. all integers
    For irrationals cannot be counted
    No cardinal pairing for us
    .
    CHORUS

    Ends


  • You want some?
    You want some?
    Listen here,
    I’ll show how it’s done.

    Take it to the kitchen,
    Laid out on the table,
    We’ve got everything here,
    So let’s now get it in.

    We’ve waited for forever,
    We’ve waited far too long,
    For a lovely taco,
    It’s time for the shell now.

    Mould it with your hands,
    I know you like it hard,
    Put it in your oven,
    My white corn tortilla.

    I’ve taken it out now,
    Put my beef in between,
    But that's not enough,
    We’re going to need beans.

    Cover it with lettuce,
    We’re almost at the top,
    And then when we finish,
    My sour cream will drop.

    Let’s sprinkle on some cheese,
    Melt it through your oven,
    Now that we have finished,
    It's time to start again.

  • Lyrical Intro 0:12 - 0:24
    Looks like the fun has just begun
    She says welcome to one-oh-one
    Diamond eyes and lashing tongue
    Desk too small legs going numb

    First Verse 0:24 - 0:48
    Little hot today it doesn’t feel like Fall
    But it’s the first day of class and I must answer the call
    Don’t know what’s waiting for me in that far-a-way room
    On the other side of campus in class 101, Doom
    Step into the doorway of this un-hallowed hall
    Feels more like a gallows try to run but I stall
    They told me this semester was supposed to be Hell
    Handed me a syllabus I didn’t read too well

    Instrumental 0:48 - 1:00

    Pre Chorus 1:00 - 1:24

    Well I’m damned if I do
    And I’m damned if I don’t
    and I'm damned if she’ll have me
    Even more so if she won't
    Well I’m damned if I do
    And I’m damned if I don’t
    and I'm damned if she’ll have me
    Even more so if she won't

    Second Verse 1:24 - 1:48

    My radio’s been stuck on “Hot for Teacher”
    But I’m sitting in the back I’d never reach her
    She must have been an angel in the past
    But her being here means that she fell too fast
    I'm stuck here where the time will never pass
    Where everyday’s the first day of my class
    And my life is just a test I’m bound to fail
    When all I study is my teachers swishing tail
    1:48 - 2:12 Pre Chorus

    Well I’m damned if I do
    And I’m damned if I don’t
    and I'm damned if she’ll have me
    Even more so if she won't
    Well I’m damned if I do
    And I’m damned if I don’t
    and I'm damned if she’ll have me
    Even more so if she won't

    Chorus 2:12 - 2:36

    And I don’t wanna be another red mark in your book
    A correction or a fix or a condescending look
    Lord knows I lost my soul, now I think I've lost my heart
    My staring eyes transfixed as her mouth begins to part
    Her lips a brilliant white and her teeth a pearly red
    What have I got to lose when I am already dead

    Instrumental 2:36 - 2:48

    Lyrical Intro Reprise 2:48 - 3:00

    Looks like the fun has just begun
    She says welcome to one-oh-one
    Diamond eyes and lashing tongue
    Desk too small legs going numb

    Pre Chorus 3:00 - 3:24

    Well I’m damned if I do
    And I’m damned if I don’t
    and I'm damned if she’ll have me
    Even more so if she won't
    Well I’m damned if I do
    And I’m damned if I don’t
    and I'm damned if she’ll have me
    Even more so if she won't

    Chorus 3:24 - 3:48

    And I don’t wanna be another red mark in your book
    A correction or a fix or a condescending look
    Lord knows I lost my soul, now I think I've lost my heart
    My staring eyes transfixed as her mouth begins to part
    Her lips a brilliant white and her teeth a pearly red
    What have I got to lose when I am already dead

    Solo 3:48 - 4:36

    Outro 4:36 - 4:46
    What have I got to lose when I am already dead
    What have I got to lose when I am already dead
  • [Chorus]
    Alright class, sit your ass down
    I'll say this once, and I expect no sound
    In this classroom I'm the boss
    So here's your Microsoft Word course

    [Verse A]
    Let's start this off with the common Word
    The superior text program that's preferred
    Formatting, typesetting, all you dream
    Is in this impeccable writing machine

    [Verse B]
    Insert, for all your graphs and links
    Page Layout, to change those damn margins
    References, in APA style
    I'll teach you how to make your money worthwhile

    [Chorus]
    Alright class, sit your ass down
    I'll say this once, and I expect no sound
    In this classroom I'm the boss
    The Powerpoint introductory course

    [Verse A]
    Now let's move on to PowerPoint
    The foundation that won't disappoint
    Used and abused by fools alright
    Master it, unleash its might

    [Verse B]
    Fade in, animate, fade out, POWERPOINT
    Put those fancy backgrounds, POWERPOINT
    Presentation application, POWERPOINT
    THIS IS POWER-MOTHERFUCKIN-POINT

    [Chorus]
    Alright class, sit your ass down
    I'll say this once, and I expect no sound
    In this classroom I'm the boss
    The last Excel introductory course

    [Verse A]
    The last, the best, Excel,
    It'll do your math and graphs as well
    Toughest to learn so pay attention
    If you snooze, hell's your detention

    [Verse B]
    Cells, everything you ever need
    Functions, your ultimate creed
    Graphs, from a to z
    Follow my rules, it'll be an ease

    [Outro Verse]
    Start your computers and log in now
    Follow my lead, Imma show you how.
    And with this microsoft office song
    You'll realise we never needed Clippy all along
  • A1:
    It seems my eyes are getting blurry
    I guess it’s time to take a break
    Cause I just can’t clear this stomach ache
    This feeling that my heart can’t shake
    And looking at the mirror on the wall

    I can tell that time has passed
    By the gut I have amassed
    And by the lines upon my face

    I need to learn to get off reddit
    It’s time for outside 101

    A2:
    Oh the cause of all my problems
    Also seems to hold the key
    So I clear my head and breath in deep
    And fire up Reddit slash LPT
    Hoping that their help can set me free

    I post a desperate post
    “help me when I need it most”
    But all that I get back’s a bunch of jokes

    I need to learn to get off reddit
    Take me back to outside 101

    B1:
    Moderators toast my post and warn me with a ban
    "Noob, you can't post questions here,
    What else don't you understand?"

    But one lurker heard my words before they hit the bench
    Private message from a friend,
    "Surfing turd likes to get bent"

    I can guide you, we can find you reasons to go on
    I know Reddit can be fun
    But you must know when it's done

    Uninstall the apps and make your homepage something else
    It's so refreshing
    To stop refreshing
    Just stop refreshing
    Please stop refreshing
    And go enjoy the sun, go outside 101

    “Solo”

    B2:
    Hey surfing terd, I'm afraid that's absurd, I can't just walk away
    I'd do it if I could
    But my self worth is no good

    He says, "Bro, iunno, i-m-h, fuckin' o, it's outside 101
    So unless you weigh a ton
    Shut it off and then you're done

    Walk, take a cab, find a park, take a nap, it's easy if you try
    Shut it off and go outside
    Check out what the world provides

    Hey, meet a girl, get some lunch, feed a squirrel, before you know it, guy
    You've got a girlfriend
    A living girlfriend
    A real girlfriend
    An actual girl
    Who you met because you're Outside 101

    A5:
    But it’s been too long for me
    I can’t function way out there
    Real live people are so scary
    And I’m merely ordinary
    Here I’m safer sitting in my underwear

    R slash funny, pics, and beer
    And r slash aww and blunderyears
    Everything I need, I’ve got right here

    Well I failed to get off reddit
    I’m reinstalling reddit; it’s fun
    I’m not telling anyone that
    I failed to go outside 101

    So I guess I'm just stuck here for the rest of my life
  • Music: /u/ElTonerino & /u/Jinjeet
    Lyrics: /u/NotThtPatrickStewart & /u/specocean
    Vocals: /u/DeadPlatypus

    Time and Time Again

    [Intro (spoken)]
    The same question repeated now...
    It was never the first, nor the last.
    Who among us forged the tools of creation?
    Filaments of imagination swept the night sky for answers.
    The stars burnt like signals - an endless message from edge to edge...
    but the story lies in the spaces between.

    [Verse 1-2]
    Long ago in time forgotten
    A bet was made, a die was cast
    Between a soldier, freshly fallen
    And he who claimed his breath, his last

    Upon a slate as blank as nothing
    Both would work what art they could
    Without a plan or path to follow
    Unspoken rules still understood

    [combined verse 3 and chorus 1] - switch between vocalists for each line
    And as their minds were forced together
    -Born in the house of the mother and father,
    Both light and sound exploded out
    -into the arms of the ever after.
    And for the first but not the last time
    -Woven through universes, our existence.
    A universe Nothing spat out
    -Waves, light and matter - again and again

    [Verse 4]
    For countless ages they attempted
    To fill the canvas which they’d made
    But even in their endless power
    What they’d built made them afraid

    [combined verse 5 and chorus 2]
    And when the planets started living
    -Born in the name of the mother and father
    Then they knew they’d gone too far
    -into the flames of forever and after.
    And in their own ways sought destruction
    -Unstitch the universe for qualified existence
    One through famine, one through war
    -waves of hatred consume us, start again

    [Ineterlude (spoken)]
    Battle scars stuck out like maps drawn on the faces of fallen soldiers,
    each one pointing to a single destination; our last breath.
    An ever clearer view of what we never wanted to be true.
    These were the only answers we ever really knew.
    Something had to change

    [Verse 6-7]
    But the worlds which they’d imagined
    Had turned against them stubbornly
    The countless hordes which they’d created
    Made it impossible to flee

    And two had lost where two had gambled
    Brought to their knees by blood and bone
    Once sat atop their thrones of glory
    Now into darkness they are sewn

    [Chorus 3-4]
    Born of this time, but of some other place.
    An original question - better clear the slate.
    Cast a new die - something we can create.
    The search for answers we can simulate.

    It's a bit of a gamble on a yes-or-no test.
    A walk of the plank, this is anyone's guess.
    Just one last check. All conditions are set.
    What will we find in here? Let's make a bet.

    [Outro (spoken)]
    Looking out into reality, there lurked something so primal yet so final. It always will, and it dares us to seek it out.
    Looking in, however, justifies us, but in ways we will never fully appreciate.
    The heaviest burdens are shifted ever onward.
    We are the burning stars.
    We are noise in an endless message.
    Our story lies in the spaces within.
  • Music: /u/omegapisquared & /u/BeesAreFliesWithKniv
    Lyrics: /u/grantimatter & /u/zildjian2613
    Vocals: u/asiansoundtech & /u/mgoyoda

    YouthSick

    V1. (say this starts at 0:30)
    No one... will be here very long
    I won’t even be here by the end of this song. (:43)

    You won’t have time… to end this line
    Before I change my face again…

    V2. (1:00)
    I am drowning... in the flood of youth
    We are grasping... for a single truth

    Before our faces change again

    (CH? - 1:24)
    I have slept for 16 years
    Now the time is drawing near
    The locust doesn’t dwell on what is past

    How can we keep straight that
    good things come to those who wait?
    As we feel our shells begin to break

    Something grows.

    TACIT (1:58)

    V3.(2:06)
    Looking back.. through these fever dreams
    Lost in a fog that we dare not repeat

    V3a. (2:19) CAN WE ACTUALLY OVERLAP LINES HERE? Two voices at the same time, so “Lost in a fog…” and “Can’t close your eyes…” are sung at the same time? If YES, then as written. If NO, just use “Something surprising.” in place of the last line, same melodic/metric pattern as in V5)
    Can’t close your eyes - cause something’s hiding
    The dark surprises - strap in for this ride and

    V5. (2:33)
    You feel youth sick… like I’m never getting older
    You feel so thick… as time turns an icy shoulder
    V5a. (2:42)
    Youth sick… but looking for a golden age
    Clock ticks… the fever’s just another stage
    Just another stage.

    (CH? 3:06)
    Spent 16 summers
    sleeping underground
    The locust doesn’t dwell on wasted time
    ( 3:19)
    How can we stay bright about
    The things you say are right?
    Why should we start crawling to the light?

    We can’t let go. ( 3:33)
    Something growing
    We can’t let go.

    3:40 - pre solo
    We can’t let go.

    3:48 - solo

    Something grows
    As we let go.


  • Music:
    michaelrulesify & Anthyrst
    Lyrics:
    HalfManHalfVan
    Vocals:
    Kingtrue & fishshi

    My Old Prison Friend

    Broken bottles within my sight
    Blue blood ringing out
    I got a letter this morning
    Veins are still pumping
    The godfather still sliding
    Gliding toward the sunrise

    Don't stop screwing the needle
    The nylon has its place too
    Stomping on down the highway
    Shattered glass cuts my feet
    My steady march continues
    I'm playing on repeat

    Heads up, the dive-bombs are falling
    Humbuckin' like a bull enraged
    Bass rumble like an earthquake coming
    Don't get paid but we sure get laid

    Diverge and we still surround you
    Focus on the singles game
    You know we aint stopping short now
    Don't try fighting the new day

    Grave diggin, the vinyls burning
    Compacted in the yard
    Scratched up, the herd is stomping
    Don't even try to sell those tapes

    Come on, your moves were basic
    Weep gently as you watch the clock
    After Yukon you were out of business
    Don't bother saying which one's pink

    Oh the king is dead
    Hold yourself heavy
    Strike when you're steady
    Hey, I know that you cared
    Break the fall gently
    Prove that we're ready
    Broken bottles in my sight
    I got a letter this morning
    Gliding toward the sunset
    The godfather is still sliding

    Come on, nobody told you?
    The white walls are falling now
    Unions die, empires crumble
    The bush takes its bow

    Guess what, the world keeps turning
    The bombs fell that's the past
    Keep up, of course you're slowing
    Racing steam trains always comes last

    Tastebuds keep getting replaced
    The bridge's just keeps burning
    You say I started the fire?
    I say the sun keeps rising

    Oh the king is dead
    Hold yourself heavy
    Strike when you're steady
    Hey, I know that you cared
    Break the fall gently
    Prove that we're ready

    The earth don't always turn, boy
    Midnight sun grasps the air
    Clasp a grass divided
    Humming gasping steady open roads

    What did I tell you?
    My house is such a wreck
    I keep getting frustrated with
    My old prison friend
    But don't let that deceive
    He's got some bright ideas
    Don't worry about your old pal
    He'll be ok over here

    What did I tell you?
    The Godfather still sliding

    Oh the king is dead
    Hold yourself heavy
    Strike when you're steady
    Hey, I know that you cared
    Break the fall gently
    Prove that we're ready



  • Music:
    ScottPontiac & Wirehead & Kasminova

    Lyrics:
    ScottPontiac & Tomble2000

    Vocals:
    Kasminova

    Old Is The New New

    The song's never the same / more than 1 way to rock
    Wearing cheap sunglasses / and the right way to walk
    Cause I was 18 / breathing martian stardust
    A green tambourine / and moves gonna bust
    White rabbit superfreaks / sounded just like heaven
    Cumbersome DC to AC / like Mary Three Seven

    When it’s time to look forward / the future to come
    Rocking in the long nights / the past delirium
    The sounds of silence / the stutter of dreams
    Fall out boys that panic / the disco days are gone
    Linkin parks to heroes / the rock gods die today
    Forgotten not forgiven / are you going my way?

    We might be old,
    We might be Young,
    But rocking out to anything / means that you won
    Looking back
    and forward to now,
    Transcending all / of our histories loud.

    Yours ain’t the Right Stuff / it just isn’t rock
    The Thompson Twins, Justin / or Seagulls that Flock
    That stuff isn’t music / you all Saw the Signs
    And I’m just too Sexy / to get with those times
    You keep on MMM Bopping / singing Songs of your Thongs
    With no sense of stopping / It’s all gone so wrong

    Waiting for you / to get off your high horse
    Looking back through / your deep purple shades
    Fall like a lead zeppelin / ask to play it sam
    Sam plays infinity on high / while one day remains
    It’s not an evil empire / for you to rage against
    Find your paramore. riot / or be dead by april

    Taking what’s old,
    Turn it into things new
    Dancing to it every night / with me and with you
    Looking forward
    to whatever comes next
    Ascending the new / musical temple’s steps

    Well it doesn’t matter / when you’re from
    what’s on the radio / is the tune that you hum
    So take a chill pill / don’t have to get psyched
    But what you grew up with, is still what you like

    We might be old,
    We might be Young,
    But rocking out to anything / means that you won
    Looking back
    and forward to now,
    Transcending all / of our histories loud.
    Taking what’s old,
    Turn it into things new
    Dancing to it every night / with me and with you
    Looking forward
    to whatever comes next
    Ascending the new / musical temple’s steps



  • Music:
    E-B-Gb-Ab-Bb & welcometooceania

    Lyrics:
    h2g2_researcher & radiofreebc

    Vocals:
    Morbuzaan

    She's out of My Rocket League

    CHORUS
    (she’s) out of my rocket league
    (so) far out of my rocket league
    (she’s) got few a tricks up her sleeve
    (so) far out of my rocket league

    1.
    centre the ball, she’s amazing
    her body so fine, pulse is racing
    trails so hot, yeah she’s blazing
    her winning ways, captivating

    2.
    wheels turning round, making headway
    she's spinning me out like a squeeze play
    scoring so good, I hit replay
    I wish she was parked in my driveway

    CHORUS

    3.
    shooting a star, she’s on fire
    nobody here can deny her
    she's using her boosts, flying higher
    spinning her wheels, on the wire]]

    4.
    so close to me, feel her heat
    every challenge, has me beat
    playing like I'm Prospect Elite
    can’t stop tripping over my fee - erm - wheels

    5.
    challenge high and she plays low
    there's no getting back, nowhere to go
    she’s so fast and I’m so slow
    the lightest kiss makes me explode

    6.
    back’s to the wall, as she wove her
    web like a weave, yeah she drove her
    way to the top, now it's over
    put it away and it’s over.

    CHORUS



  • Music:
    gibs & pdlourenco

    Lyrics:
    MetalAura & PoetOfSaffronPark

    Vocals:
    LittleButterRobot

    Crossed Lines

    Allo, Connecte-moi à PEnnsylvanie six cinq mille.

    Oui, Monsieur. Un moment s'il vous plait.

    C'est dur travail que je dois faire
    It’s a job, not a life, and I don’t really care
    à propos de les temps que je passe chaque jour
    To refinement like me ew, all this switching's a bore
    Ma musique est tres chic et c'est proche de mon coeur
    This switchboard's not for me, I must let my voice soar

    There’s a future for me, in that world that’s just waiting.
    And one day I’ll break free! I’ll be singing! Creating!
    I was born to be more than a pusher of wires.
    Cut me loose and I’ll soar. I will sing from the spires!

    Yo, hello who's this?

    Well I'm miss-

    That’s great. I’m Katy and my goal is to help you with your IT problems.

    My it problems…? Well do you think that could improve my music.

    So you are experiencing difficulty with your Digital Audio Workstation?

    Well. Yes. My workstation is a bit boring to be honest.

    Boring?!

    Why’d you call up? To gloat?
    You’ve got talent and luck
    I'm an artist that’s stuck
    In a rough dead-end job
    And to think you’ve got a prob!

    There’s a future for me - I’ve no time for the hating.
    All your wit and ‘esprit’, yet you’re stuck there, just waiting.
    Oh, my fans will adore when I sing through the wires.
    “What a singer! Encore! How she writes and inspires!”

    While it’s splendid to see such vivacious ambition;
    I’m afraid on my count there are points you’ve been missing.
    You might think I’m a star, but my job is transmission.
    I am hardly a sap who is just worth dismissing.

    Well perhaps I’m too rough
    With insults of the cuff,
    But perhaps you’ll excuse me
    As you listen to my plea.
    Find an end to my misery
    Corporations and synergy.
    Cutting flow from my heart
    Without keys I can't start.
    I've got fuel for propulsion
    Topped off with revulsion
    But even with paid promotion
    I can't get forward motion.

    Perhaps we think of some other way to sell out our roles
    On the backs of the work of others we might reach the controls.
    Bien sûr! Je dois considérer les choses trop grands et osés
    I could be a Bootlegg'n bearca t strutting out on the scene
    Mais quand la nuit m'entour, être vu sera très compliqué
    So I’ll don something flashy then they'd all find me keen
    I’ll show them I’ve got it, and–

    Pay for cheap upvotes
    ‘Cus this industry’s cutthroat.
    Be a groupie for a band,
    Beg and nag them for a hand.
    Get the gossip pages gawking
    At some stunt that’s oh so shocking
    Uh...Wear some really tight clothes that are almost see-through?
    Or...or...maybe with good songs we won’t really need to.

    If you give me a mic I will conjure a crowd!
    Illuminate me with lights and my voice will ring loud!
    In grand orchestra halls I’ll be lauded with clapping!
    Dans les rues de Paris there’ll be twirling and tapping!

    There’s a future we see, with bright lights all around us,
    And our music’s the key to the chains that have bound us.
    If we never abhor all the work it requires,
    Then our songs will be more than our boldest desires!



  • Music:
    DeadPlatypus & specocean

    Lyrics:
    SirSp00kinator & JoshuaChristmas

    Vocals:
    Dundent

    When I'm Older

    When I'm older, I'll be better
    And not a little boy in grandma’s sweaters
    When I'm older, they’ll see, all that I can be

    Pop:
    One day, we're going to show them all
    Girl, you and me could have it all
    You know, that I’m in love with you
    And there’s a million things that we could do

    Someday, you will be here with me
    Yeah girl you’re all I ever see
    I know, that you’re my destiny
    But I don’t want to wait and see

    When I'm older, I'll be bolder
    When I'm older, you'll see
    I will better than I could be

    So take my hand now, and understand
    Me and you, you and me
    Me and you, you and me
    Me and you, you and me
    Me and you, you and me

    Punk:
    I don't care about you
    Can you get your head through
    The world is dying and so will you
    We're all just living in one big zoo

    When I'm older
    I will know better
    Than everyone else
    A new trendsetter

    But no one cares
    What I have to say
    But I will show them
    And blow them away

    It ain't easy being a anarchist
    The way we live ain't glamorous
    But someone's gotta stand up to the man
    But we ain't got a hope or a plan

    When I'm older
    I will know better
    Than everyone else
    A new trendsetter

    But no one cares
    What I have to say
    But I will show them
    And blow them away

    Rock:
    It's a long road home
    And I don't know where to go
    But it's half past ten
    And I don't know where i've been

    When I'm older, it'll be better
    Pat on the shoulder, I still have grandma's sweaters
    I want it all, and I want it now
    Walk or crawl, I don't care how

    I want it all
    And I don't care how
    Wall to wall
    Money and all
    I want it all
    And I don't care how

    I'll be here flying my flag
    All these bills are such a drag
    Real life is such a riot
    I think I'm having a quarter life crisis

    When I'm older, it'll be better
    Pat on the shoulder, i still have grandma's sweaters
    I want it all, and I want it now
    Walk or crawl, I don't care how

    Lullaby 2:
    Good night, sleep tight
    There’s a million things you’ll do one day, I know you’ll prove me right
    Grow up and see
    The things you want won’t always be things you need

    When you’re older, you'll know better
    Like your dad I bet you'll be a real go-getter
    When you’re older, you’ll see, all that you can be



  • Music:
    Dualminds & SirSp00kinator

    Lyrics:
    SirSp00kinator

    Vocals:
    mgoyoda & Dualminds

    Wait and See

    The void around me, I feel alive but yet so dead
    The space becomes me, strange visions dance around my head
    Is this who I am now, meaningless but so important
    And I wonder how, how I'll get back home to you
    And if after all these years, you'll remember my face too

    CHORUS
    Because I'm traveling, with no idea where I'm going
    Hoping I can save us all, without ever truly knowing
    Knowing if there's something out there which can save us from our fate
    I know you want me home, but I guess you'll have to wait

    (Instrumental break which I don't have lyrics for yet/doesn't have lyrics)

    Although I guess it's not as bad as I always think it is
    I could be back down on earth where the virus is
    Knowing that it's up to me to save the human race
    Makes me forget for a second how much I miss your face

    But that doesn't change the loneliness I feel
    Sometimes I wonder if the things I see are real
    Or are they just more proof of my sanity's demise
    Because it seems like these days I see truth in every lie
    Trying to grip reality because I know that I might die

    CHORUS

    Wait for me (wait for me)
    Wait and see (wait for me)
    Wait for me (wait for me)
    Wait and see (wait for me)



  • Music:
    Jacke9708

    Lyrics:
    Skerry1 & Arsenalisbest

    Vocals:
    leethomas93

    DROWNED

    4 men die,
    They come in from nationwide
    To fuel the hate and sell their lies
    They don't want a compromise

    Waters rise
    We put down the picket signs
    Help our neighbors stem the tide
    But there's no story in those lines

    Chorus
    When it's a tragedy
    Its all over tv
    And it's sad to me
    When it's the ratings
    Not the great things
    That dictate what I see

    Is this us?
    A complexion coldly concussed
    Split, seeking sewn strifes with lust
    Or strong together in the dust?

    Is this just?
    Pitting ourselves against us
    When we move to break free from
    The old, fading, but still beating drum?

    They say we need to be great again
    But I would say that we are
    Wish everyone could witness the love
    But the news don't show that part



  • Music:
    IAmTriumph & Zuthulu

    Lyrics:
    magikker & IVGreen

    Vocals:
    brokenbirthday & wLudwig

    Illusive Soldier

    Broken down,
    Marching on
    Keeping pace
    With the dawn
    Like my father did before me, I must stay strong

    Crossing borderlines
    That I can't find
    To kill the men
    On the other side
    Streets are empty, homes and schools were all burnt down

    Life starts to rebuild
    for the first time in years

    But It doesn't feel right
    It's too quiet here

    Get Down!

    Quick quick get over here
    this one's still alive
    If we hurry up
    he might just make it through the night

    I'm here to patch you up
    Sir, please don't try to move
    Keep your eyes on me,
    slow steady breaths, I'm here for you

    Home base this is medic one,
    I need an airlift out of here

    Its not looking good
    he's fading fast
    We should incubate
    or he won't make it back

    I've given him
    Something for the pain
    He was alone
    no signs of his men

    Where am I
    He needs blood
    Someone please
    I need help

    I see light
    He's fading. Apply pressure.
    I don't think I'll make it
    I think he'll make it

    Where am I
    What's this uniform
    These clothes and this rifle
    Where'd they come from

    I was in the middle east
    Not this trench by the shore
    These aren't my men
    this is not my war

    Was I asleep
    Is this the dream
    I can't escape
    what I've come to be

    *I was in the middle east
    *Not this trench by the shore
    *These aren't my men
    *this is not my war

    Shells start to fall
    We're rushing their lines
    bayonets are fixed
    I saw the whites in his eyes

    The Confusion and pain
    Written on his face
    It was familiar but distant
    As I watched him slowly fade

    It was then I noticed the color in his eyes
    and realized how much he looked like me
    Empty lives, Empty memories, Empty branches in my family tree
    and All at once, I felt like I ceased to be



  • Music:
    admin-admin & I_likethings

    Lyrics:
    KingPumpkin & acb5649

    Vocals:
    middletide & DeadPlatypus

    Class vs Crass

    Her smile makes me weak in the knees,
    Some day she’ll be my honey, my darling, my gal.
    I was on her doorstep with chocolate and daisies,
    But you answered the door, and growled, “hey, shove off, pal”

    She’s got a body that’s just making me go mad
    And your wicked obsession’s just a little sad
    But if you come back with a six pack
    maybe, just maybe you’ll have her while I go get a snack.


    Girl, you know who’s the best for you and
    Girl, I know that you love me too
    Just dump this loser, you know it’s true
    Whose pants would you rather get into?

    She knows I’m the best for her financial future
    Let me guess, you live at home, like some kind of moocher?

    I’ve learned that life isn’t all riches and 401ks
    Some nights I know she’d rather hang back and blaze

    You know that stuff’ll land you in jail
    Not even she would pay off your bail

    She’s done it before and she’ll do it again
    So you better step off before I bring the pain



    We haven’t been seeing quite eye to eye
    Her face just radiates beauty I’ve never seen
    In fact, you really don’t seem like that bad of a guy
    Though you could work to improve your hygiene.

    It’s true you mean well but it’s a little too late
    This battle can’t end without a claimant of her heart
    If it’s attacks you want, you could lose some weight
    Her knight should be there till death do they part

    We are both so different and yet here we are
    Fighting for the love of this special lady
    Both so passionate, both going so far
    Wait, what? She’s pregnant? With a baby?




  • A parody of Coldplay's "Yellow"
    JELL-O® is a registered trademark of Kraft Foods.

    Look at the snacks
    Look how they call to you
    They all look tasty too
    Yeah, they were all jello

    I went with you
    To a buffet for two
    You took a plate for food
    And came back with jello

    So then I went for food
    I glanced at the dessert
    And it was all gone

    Your blood
    Your blood sugar is high
    You're eating
    Enough jello for five
    But I know
    I know it's not for show
    I know you love jello

    I let you go
    So you could be happy
    You couldn't care for me
    You only love jello

    You did a line
    You did a line or two
    Oh an odd thing to do
    It's not coke it's jello

    Your blood
    Your blood sugar is high
    You're eating
    Enough jello for five
    But I know
    That jello is not vegan
    Didn't you say you're vegan?

    Jello is not vegan
    But it still calls to you
    But it still calls to
    Jello is not vegan
    But it still calls to you
    But it still calls

    Look at the snacks
    Look how they call to you
    They all look tasty to you



  • A salesman once sold me a ‘36 Ferrari
    He said the vintage year was a plus
    The radio was shitty, played only Conway Twitty
    And the frame was the shape of a rhombus

    When I finally got it started it ran kinda half-hearted
    Gave a little gas and the exhaust kinda farted
    Shook real bad when I got it in drive
    And the car topped out at forty five

    So hard to shift, so hard to steer Nothing wrong with sticking to back streets
    You’ll never crash if you go slow
    Never get caught by the po-po
    Hey now, you’re a stalled car, finally gave out, today

    Hey now, you’re a crap car, God you are so, shit-tay
    And all that smoke can’t be good
    Everything’s on fire under the hood

    It’s a work day, and they say I’m non-essential
    When you’re stuck in a ditch it’s hard to show off your potential
    But I don’t think that I’ll make it much further
    Judging by the hole in the carburetor

    The traffic jam is getting pretty long
    Everybody’s rubber-neckin’ as they’re moseyin’ on
    My car’s on fire. I lost my job
    Time to catch a bus home while I quietly sob

    Hey now, you’re a stalled car, finally gave out, today
    Hey now, you’re a crap car, God you are so, shit-tay
    And all that smoke can’t be good
    Everything’s on fire under the hood

    Hey now, you’re a stalled car, finally gave out, today
    God dammit, you’re a crap car, fuck you are so, shit-tay
    And all that smoke can’t be good
    Everything’s on fire under the hood

    My buddy just asked if I’d like a new car fast
    So I can get myself from point A to B
    I said yep, make it a ‘vette
    I think I have a couple hundred bucks
    What’s the worst that could happen to me?

    When I finally got it started it ran kinda half-hearted
    Gave a little gas and the exhaust kinda farted
    Shook real bad when I got it in drive
    And the car topped out at forty five

    So hard to shift, so hard to steer
    Nothing wrong with sticking to back streets
    You’ll never crash if you go slow
    Never get caught by the po-po

    Hey now, you’re a stalled car, finally gave out, today
    Hey now, you’re the worst car, God you are so, shit-tay
    And all that smoke can’t be good
    Everything’s on fire under the hood And all that smoke can’t be good
    Everything’s on fire under the hood