Once upon a time
In a world full of melancholy
A guy was sitting by himself all feeling sorry
In his room as the thought of the world
Becoming a game of survival where the fittest were the ones with
All the money
As he thought
His mind spiralled deeper
Losing all control until he couldn’t take it any longer
The world was a dark cruel place
Why was he alive when his felt his life was wasted
Before he got up to do the daily grind
Saw something in the corner of his eye
It was the closet
It had a glow
Not a light but like the cries of a thousand lost souls
It was black and nasty
But somehow irresistible
Turned on his heels and his hands were drawn
Like a mother reaching down to her newborn
About to open the closet
Held his breath
The darkness overflowing like a caliginous mess
Whispers growing harsher
Come on dude open us
Let us explore
A swift movement
And door unlocked
Evil escaping every corner
A rush of jet black consumed his very heart
Praying on the sadness
Replacing it with dark
Tentacles of darkness
Eyes blood red
Skin turned to ice and an evil grin spread on his face
As he realized the darkness was welcome
He’s just a vessel
For anything hell brings
Then it stops
Back to normal and time to get to work
No more paranormal
Quick glance in the mirror
Evil still lurks
Spreading inside of him
Come now, let's play a little game.
But who will I choose?!
To take on all the challengers?! Challengers?!
Most of the time, I'm the elf looking guy,
with his boomerangs and his bombs
A little balloon man, haha,
I will not be choosing you.
I don't understand / how someone would think you're cool.
Never really liked your red shoes;
Jumping high to save your ass.
All you do is swallow people, You float around, and steal their hats!
Who else can there be to face the road ahead?
You're not right to combat my enemies.
No, Please, No, Don't get me wrong. Much respect for your jet and its capabilities.
II’'m not saying that you will fail, but this fight won't require very many barrel rolls.
Maybe we will meet again. It's been swell, but the pressure is upon us.
All range! he's a spiffy space animal! Starfox! He's the hero of Corneria!
What a shame! Not quite what I'm looking for! Can't decide; On to another area!
Monster Mouse, why won't you evolve?
Thunderstone! You could be, So very strong.
Powerful! You refuse and so shall I.
Sparks will fly! This has gone on for far too long.
Who will it be? Facing foes with me?! When we Smash?! SMASH!!!!
Who will I choose to smite my rivals?
Who has the skills to take their stock?
I need a champ whose style's unrivaled.
I need a room that can't be stopped. Here we go!
Mario, I can't believe I didn't think to look to you sooner.
I just know that together, we'll rise to victory before dinner!
with your balanced mix of'a speed and power. Not to mention your fireballs!
And the secret cape you keep tucked inside your overalls!
Mastered every sport anyone can think of, Plumber of'a the century!
Qualified to school pwn all these noobs'a with your P.H.D.
We are an'a unbeatable team, enemies'a beware.
No one else'a can stand in our way it won't even be fair.
Its'a your brother, Luigi...
I've been been'a waiting so long... for you.
I'm sick of being'a your sidekick.
My days of playing second fiddle are'a through.
It's time to show Luigi's a'stronger!
You might... a'not be coming to! Smash! Meet'a me on the battlefield to SMASH!