Arms of toaster and copper wire / should be fine, once the epoxy's drier
The robot's cold and standing still / will look more real once the face is built
Done assembling the metal rods / still can't hear the bad jokes I've got
Need the droid to work on the assembly line / but it gets so lonely in the lab confined
I kicked on the power and it began to boot / it woke up and it began to compute
Pi to an infinite amount of places / saw it thinking - it was making faces
Had to celebrate, so I cracked a brew / To my surprise, it wanted one too
Though against the rules of the lab committee / we had to go out and hit the city!
[Funkbot] Yeah we?re getting down / [Funkbot] we?re just hanging around
[Funkbot] Drinking juice / [Funkbot] Getting jiggy and hanging loose
Who knew an android could be the coolest friend / go out and act like fools and then
Gonna paint the town aluminum / Me and Funkbot, 2 hooligans
It wanted to drink and smoke cigarettes / it googled the jokes that it didn"t get
Got so drunk it forgot who I am / I joked it was because of its small ram
We had fun and gathered quite a crowd / just carousing round and getting loud
We suddenly realized in a drinking game / Holy smokes man you didn't yet have a name!
You know I've seen a lot of bots / but not like this one, boisterous kilowatts
With most, personalities don't exist / but no one is super-special like this.
Funky in spirit but also in scent / smelled of oil and booze, 100%
Crazy and wild this night it has been / me and Funkbot are so full of win