Ok guys, the party enters a clearing where moonlight illuminates the fur of a Giant Fey Sable and her suckling pups.
Awesome, maybe she knows where to find the Song of--
ShadowMan fells the foul beast with an Improved 10th level Eldritch Blast.
It crits for 342 damage.
He can’t tone it down,
Face stuck in a permanent frown,
He won’t let it go,
Brian won’t let The ShadowMan go unkown.
Brain starts by regaling us with stories of,
The tragic youth of ShadowMan
The homless orphan was spat upon looked down upon,
Never had a single friend.
One day he met the weirdest of wizards,
Who asked him if wanted to end all of his pain.
Eagerly he followed him to the darkest of towers,
Where ShadowMan got his name!
I don’t know if this is really the best time, Brian, for this--
Shadowman learned his hate of Fey in the terrifying deep of The Wizard’s tower.
Yeah, I know, but this Fey probably knows where to find the Song of--
Shadowman does not tolerate the Fey simply because it is convenient. Shadowman suffers no Fey to live, ever!
Brian, he can be cool, just not when he’s playing DnD.