Come now, let's play a little game.
But who will I choose?!
To take on all the challengers?! Challengers?!
Most of the time, I'm the elf looking guy,
with his boomerangs and his bombs
A little balloon man, haha,
I will not be choosing you.
I don't understand / how someone would think you're cool.
Never really liked your red shoes;
Jumping high to save your ass.
All you do is swallow people, You float around, and steal their hats!
Who else can there be to face the road ahead?
You're not right to combat my enemies.
No, Please, No, Don't get me wrong. Much respect for your jet and its capabilities.
II’'m not saying that you will fail, but this fight won't require very many barrel rolls.
Maybe we will meet again. It's been swell, but the pressure is upon us.
All range! he's a spiffy space animal! Starfox! He's the hero of Corneria!
What a shame! Not quite what I'm looking for! Can't decide; On to another area!
Monster Mouse, why won't you evolve?
Thunderstone! You could be, So very strong.
Powerful! You refuse and so shall I.
Sparks will fly! This has gone on for far too long.
Who will it be? Facing foes with me?! When we Smash?! SMASH!!!!
Who will I choose to smite my rivals?
Who has the skills to take their stock?
I need a champ whose style's unrivaled.
I need a room that can't be stopped. Here we go!
Mario, I can't believe I didn't think to look to you sooner.
I just know that together, we'll rise to victory before dinner!
with your balanced mix of'a speed and power. Not to mention your fireballs!
And the secret cape you keep tucked inside your overalls!
Mastered every sport anyone can think of, Plumber of'a the century!
Qualified to school pwn all these noobs'a with your P.H.D.
We are an'a unbeatable team, enemies'a beware.
No one else'a can stand in our way it won't even be fair.
Its'a your brother, Luigi...
I've been been'a waiting so long... for you.
I'm sick of being'a your sidekick.
My days of playing second fiddle are'a through.
It's time to show Luigi's a'stronger!
You might... a'not be coming to! Smash! Meet'a me on the battlefield to SMASH!