admin-admin & I_likethings
KingPumpkin & acb5649
middletide & DeadPlatypus
Class vs Crass
Her smile makes me weak in the knees,
Some day she’ll be my honey, my darling, my gal.
I was on her doorstep with chocolate and daisies,
But you answered the door, and growled, “hey, shove off, pal”
She’s got a body that’s just making me go mad
And your wicked obsession’s just a little sad
But if you come back with a six pack
maybe, just maybe you’ll have her while I go get a snack.
Girl, you know who’s the best for you and
Girl, I know that you love me too
Just dump this loser, you know it’s true
Whose pants would you rather get into?
She knows I’m the best for her financial future
Let me guess, you live at home, like some kind of moocher?
I’ve learned that life isn’t all riches and 401ks
Some nights I know she’d rather hang back and blaze
You know that stuff’ll land you in jail
Not even she would pay off your bail
She’s done it before and she’ll do it again
So you better step off before I bring the pain
We haven’t been seeing quite eye to eye
Her face just radiates beauty I’ve never seen
In fact, you really don’t seem like that bad of a guy
Though you could work to improve your hygiene.
It’s true you mean well but it’s a little too late
This battle can’t end without a claimant of her heart
If it’s attacks you want, you could lose some weight
Her knight should be there till death do they part
We are both so different and yet here we are
Fighting for the love of this special lady
Both so passionate, both going so far
Wait, what? She’s pregnant? With a baby?